Cooler Then Jesus
09-15-2006, 06:28 AM
yeah, he is a good man, good ole Dr. couch
me and my principal are hella down, i smoked out of a vaporizer he confiscated from this kid when his mom was there for an IEP and it fell out of his backpack, usually he would just have given it back to him at the end of the day, but his mom saw it, and saw teach take it, so if she found it he still had it, she would know something was up
so, me and tim, the owner of the vaporizer (bc vape from grasscity.com, they are a good trusty webstie imho. and thats completeley unbiased opinion) ask permission to go hang in dr.couches(the principal) office 4 lunch if we are good for the first half of the day(see, getting blazed is good academic motivation if used correctly!) and he`ll give us the vaporizer in a manilla envelop folder, and right a phony adress and stamp it. etc. ill go grab my Ipod and cell phone from my locker, so i can get my tunes and call my dad (in jail for right now, gets out in 4 days!) and tell my teacher hes having us take mail for him, witch teacher is used to by now, and well go across the street behind the centromart, and bust that shit out and get hella ripped, have a cigarette or cigar, smoke a blunt if we need to clean or fix the vap, i even got a tool kit for it in his office, lol) then we hide it in a secret spot, and principal picks it up on his way home, and lets sometimes smoke out of it with his son at home. come back to school, and chill in principals office stoned for the rest of the day, hell even give us money for munchies from centromart usually if we pick him up some coffe creamer, coffee, one time he bought a sac from me, a 1/4, and he KNOWS i gave him HOMIES prices, 40$! i actually lost 10$ on the deal, but i smoked some of it since it weighed out to 9 grams, and i paid 60, etc. but he has a VERY bad back, and i usually will bring him an ice pack every day from my stash in the back of the staff refridegerator. because i play foot ball for P.E. alot,and basket ball, and i recently was shot in the spine witha pellet gun while i was riding my Motor bike down the wlaking trail. so i got icepacks for when im in pain, but he also recently fell down the stairs(and he is an old man of almost 60) and i have been giving him carepackages of my club shit, and hash i get, even gave hime some Salvia, and he said him and his son went hiking up in yosemitie, and smoked it an ran around tripping balls for like 30 minutes, but he insisted "you did warn me!" witch i did. i told him its like going intoa different dimension. even though he says he still hasent even put a dent in that quarter i sold him. and i havent told a damn person about it yet at my school, so he knows i can keep my mouth shut. and do good buisness.
ill type up a bit more later, but ill leave you off with this, tommoroww is my last day at that wonderful school ( i will send my kids there! ), i got some bud, but its a private very small stash, probobly last bud i will have in a long time if i dont cut back, sereiously only like 1 gram. but i might come in school late and make him a bong or something in the morning, but hes an old pine, he probobly likes less harsh smoke, maybe a homemade pipe, but, i dont know, on my first day of school, they pulled me into his office after i tried to stab this kid with an ice pick after he slapped my ex girlfredin in the ass, then my teacher restrained me (hands on, alt. school), luckily, they said i could have stabbed the kid and i still would have gone home at the end of the day. without so mutch as a suspension, but anyway that god aweful day he was forced to confiscate all my illegals, my pipe, hash, ice pick, profilactics, etc. lol, and it was the same situation with me as it was with tim and his vaporizer, so i called tim, and me and him are guna go in there tommorww, and tell offer hima trade, we will give him 1/8th ounce of some Purple diablo (gurellia grown purple in the wild on Mt. Diablo that i personally harvested) in trade for me, getting the vaporizer, and tim gets my pipe, that why our parents wouldnt suspect a thing if the found it. what do you guys think? i might just give him some of my Oxy Contin since he broke his leg badly and hurt his back, and thye only gave ham 50 vics with 1 refill, how the hell u gunna only give a man 100 vicodan? that should be illegal! we deserve phentanol patches on the mutha fuckin injury fool!
me and my principal are hella down, i smoked out of a vaporizer he confiscated from this kid when his mom was there for an IEP and it fell out of his backpack, usually he would just have given it back to him at the end of the day, but his mom saw it, and saw teach take it, so if she found it he still had it, she would know something was up
so, me and tim, the owner of the vaporizer (bc vape from grasscity.com, they are a good trusty webstie imho. and thats completeley unbiased opinion) ask permission to go hang in dr.couches(the principal) office 4 lunch if we are good for the first half of the day(see, getting blazed is good academic motivation if used correctly!) and he`ll give us the vaporizer in a manilla envelop folder, and right a phony adress and stamp it. etc. ill go grab my Ipod and cell phone from my locker, so i can get my tunes and call my dad (in jail for right now, gets out in 4 days!) and tell my teacher hes having us take mail for him, witch teacher is used to by now, and well go across the street behind the centromart, and bust that shit out and get hella ripped, have a cigarette or cigar, smoke a blunt if we need to clean or fix the vap, i even got a tool kit for it in his office, lol) then we hide it in a secret spot, and principal picks it up on his way home, and lets sometimes smoke out of it with his son at home. come back to school, and chill in principals office stoned for the rest of the day, hell even give us money for munchies from centromart usually if we pick him up some coffe creamer, coffee, one time he bought a sac from me, a 1/4, and he KNOWS i gave him HOMIES prices, 40$! i actually lost 10$ on the deal, but i smoked some of it since it weighed out to 9 grams, and i paid 60, etc. but he has a VERY bad back, and i usually will bring him an ice pack every day from my stash in the back of the staff refridegerator. because i play foot ball for P.E. alot,and basket ball, and i recently was shot in the spine witha pellet gun while i was riding my Motor bike down the wlaking trail. so i got icepacks for when im in pain, but he also recently fell down the stairs(and he is an old man of almost 60) and i have been giving him carepackages of my club shit, and hash i get, even gave hime some Salvia, and he said him and his son went hiking up in yosemitie, and smoked it an ran around tripping balls for like 30 minutes, but he insisted "you did warn me!" witch i did. i told him its like going intoa different dimension. even though he says he still hasent even put a dent in that quarter i sold him. and i havent told a damn person about it yet at my school, so he knows i can keep my mouth shut. and do good buisness.
ill type up a bit more later, but ill leave you off with this, tommoroww is my last day at that wonderful school ( i will send my kids there! ), i got some bud, but its a private very small stash, probobly last bud i will have in a long time if i dont cut back, sereiously only like 1 gram. but i might come in school late and make him a bong or something in the morning, but hes an old pine, he probobly likes less harsh smoke, maybe a homemade pipe, but, i dont know, on my first day of school, they pulled me into his office after i tried to stab this kid with an ice pick after he slapped my ex girlfredin in the ass, then my teacher restrained me (hands on, alt. school), luckily, they said i could have stabbed the kid and i still would have gone home at the end of the day. without so mutch as a suspension, but anyway that god aweful day he was forced to confiscate all my illegals, my pipe, hash, ice pick, profilactics, etc. lol, and it was the same situation with me as it was with tim and his vaporizer, so i called tim, and me and him are guna go in there tommorww, and tell offer hima trade, we will give him 1/8th ounce of some Purple diablo (gurellia grown purple in the wild on Mt. Diablo that i personally harvested) in trade for me, getting the vaporizer, and tim gets my pipe, that why our parents wouldnt suspect a thing if the found it. what do you guys think? i might just give him some of my Oxy Contin since he broke his leg badly and hurt his back, and thye only gave ham 50 vics with 1 refill, how the hell u gunna only give a man 100 vicodan? that should be illegal! we deserve phentanol patches on the mutha fuckin injury fool!