How to tell parents i smoke???

[WimpyChimp]

ok heres my story,a couple of months ago my mom found me grwoing in my closet.now we talked abou it and i confessed i smoked before and i knew she did and she goes well if i quit will you and i said ill try but i cant promise and we agreed on that now its been like 4 months and shes been doing it more often and my dad does it every night and i know they dont want me to smoke and if they catch me theyll fuckin scream at me probly and if they find the bong i ordered when it comes in the package they mite too.now im in high school and im an average student and all.so any ideas if how and if i should tell them or try to hide it but what to say if and when they find out. and another thing is i ordered a bong from everyonedoesit.com and it should come in the afternoon while im at school,hopefully not but i bet so,and my dad just sits in his chair watching tv all day and when i used to order alot of shit off ebay he would just put it on my bed and i dont think hell open it but what you think.i need alot of answers and i kno its hard to ask but if anyone wants to help me ill be so happy,thanks guys.

[4gan2ja0]

so wait your parents toke everyday but will get mad if you toke?

[WimpyChimp]

yah sounds fucked up doesnt it

[4gan2ja0]

yeah man that is. just call them hypocrites, theyre telling you not to do somethnig in which they partake everynight. they cant be that mad if they do it themselves.

[AlwaysBlazed]

My dad tokes but he doesn't care if I do. My mom is a bitch though.

[benagain]

How far along are you in HS, and how well are you doing as far as grades go? These may be big factors in how your mom feels about you smoking. Just be open to the fact that they may just loose it if you tell them you're smoking no matter what they say. If they're worried, it's only cause they care.

[Greenport]

yeah man just be like you know what? you smoke pot so u have no right to tell me not to do it

[AlwaysBlazed]

yeah man just be like you know what? you smoke pot so u have no right to tell me not to do it

Yeah and most likely they started his age.

[WimpyChimp]

well one night i toked in my bathroom and it was some strong weed and me and my girfriend were in my bed jus bout to fuck and he busts in and is like i smeel pot,u smokin pot,not in this house,so meaybe he meant i can do it jus not at my house.

and i oce called my mom a hypocrite and she started comin up with the hwole it makes you stupid and im too young and im in school and im like thats bullshit its proven that it doesnt make you stupid.

[WimpyChimp]

im a frshamn and i get my progress report tommorow,ill post up my grades,but so far i know this much

bussiness system- probly a c or b
english- a or b
science- b or c
art-c or d i hate the bitch
math-b or c
civics-b

[AlwaysBlazed]

Errm... freshman. Wait another year before you become a big pothead. Freshman year i didn't toke alot and if I did it was on the weekends. I didn't start blazin alot until this summer, im a sophomore.

[WimpyChimp]

yah i do the same i only do it like once a week so i aint a big pothead or nuthin just like havin a good toke on the weekends and have a good time

[4gan2ja0]

then just tell your folks that and tell them that youre keeping it to the weekend

[WimpyChimp]

heres another question if they find out i got and ordered a bong what should i tell them

[4gan2ja0]

well what can you say?
tell them the truth

[WimpyChimp]

hey man maybe my mom will be like when your fathers gone well hit that shit up

lol

i would be like fuckin yea bitch

lol

*dreamin here*

[dryst]

"mom...dad...."
"yes son?"
"im smoke"
exit off stage...

[lil-princess]

"mom...dad...."
"yes son?"
"im smoke"
exit off stage...

no u go mum n dad i blaze can i have a score to get an 8th plz im well catting out on a zoot if u dnt i will get really angry and trash up the place u dnt want that do ya.

they pass money u get 8th im blaze away yerrrr:dance: :rasta: :pimp: :smokin: :stoned: :thumbsup:

[dryst]

catting out a zoot?....rrrrright...keep toking crazy lady....

[Reefer Rogue]

Print off some positive things about cannabis from the faq on this site, erowid.com, other sites etc. Just porve to them you can be mature and responsible and all will be well.

Catting for a zoot just means you really want a joint.

[bradleyT]

tell them something much worstlike that your addicted to ice! then after there shock tell them the truth! lol im sure they would love that! there probablt just worried about u falling in with the wrong crowd and doing more that just weed! any way good luck

[Kid Dynamite]

if they find the bong, say its a present for them.

[dryst]

then he looses his bong...fuck that...

[Fordor]

Wow! are you lucky. Try having parents who don't drink or smoke. The closest they get to a stimulant is when they drink their de-caf coffee. And all they know about drugs is what they learned from watching re-runs of Dragnet.

[Whos Carl]

Get them some really dank shit and just going into the living room when there toking and say who wants a joint? Its on me.

[dr bigbuds]

Ask your parents if you can cook some brownies and let' em eat up(as long as they know what they are eating) and wait an hour and pop it to them

[MWT15.06.91]

Sit down with them and explain why you smokes, they'll understand MORE since they, themselves, smoke it too. Show them that you can do good in schools with your grades and make a deal to them that you'll not drop-out or fail any classes even if you smoke weed.

[adam_420]

ok my mom and stepdad smoke every hour on the hour and i smoke more the that i kust told my mom i smoke she asked and i said '' ya mom i smoke weed y u want some''???? just tell her ya i smoke so what u do to y should i stop smokein when u smoke and it makes it that much more addicting when shes smokein and u smell it cause u no u want it so just tell her if she asks naw im not goin to quiet cause ur not goin to. hope this help some cya........


adam_420

17

florida

[thebeancounter41]

TRy leaving roaches in the ashtray or leave your bong in plain sight.If they are even HALF aware, you shouldn't have to say word one to let them know you're smoking.

[hipEstoner]

Wow! are you lucky. Try having parents who don't drink or smoke. The closest they get to a stimulant is when they drink their de-caf coffee. And all they know about drugs is what they learned from watching re-runs of Dragnet.

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