I'm kinda scared

[souldistortion]

I just walked into my room and was fumbling around with some things on my desk. I peered over and spotted a mango sours altoids can. I picked it up, and for almost no reason, opened it. And there i see, sitting DIRECTLY IN THE CENTER of the circular can, is a single bowl. a good .2 gram bowl. a Fat one no doubt. A near perfecly round nugget of dank just sitting right there in the cannister.

I am in complete and total shock even as i type this. Because no buddy of mine (no matter how fucked up) would ever GIVE AWAY a bowl as huge as this. And come to think of it, that sour mango altoids cannister has been sitting in my room, on that same spot on my desk for at least a couple weeks. This is scaring the shit out of me. but A BOWL IS A BOWL. Do you guys think i should smoke this shit? I mean, it seems almost too good to be true.

[dryst]

did one of ur friends leave it behind or soemthing?

[souldistortion]

No, this is not a case for bud, there were even some sour altoid crumbs left in the cannister. This was by no chance, a container for anyones bud. This is why it scares me so badly. WHO PUT IT THERE. im staring at this nugget right now wondering where in the world its grower is. omfg, now im officially tripping balls. THIS NUGGET HAS AN ORIGINAL PLANT, WHERE IS THAT PLANT NOW, and where THE FUCK is the rest of it. HOLY fuck im baked, i hate trying to make posts on the boards when im too messed to have non-paranoid thoughts.

[dryst]

maybe someones try to set u up?

[Inferius]

Do you hear that?
shhhh
OH nO! I HEAR THE COPS! They're surrounding the house!
Shit man you're gonna be gangraped by stoner-hating policemen!
I severely doubt your anus is going to withstand so many probing nightsticks.

...
Just smoke it.

[dryst]

maybe a family meember set it there to see what u do with it :p

[souldistortion]

maybe a family meember set it there to see what u do with it :p

thats what i was fucking thinking. my dads a meth head and would do somthing like that. JUST TO SEE IF ITS GONE THE NEXT DAY. fuck now im biting my nails again and starting to worry a lot more about those probing night sticks then i was a few minutes ago. I could smoke it, but if the person who put it there finds it gone, then what?

[dryst]

what would he do if it was gone?

[souldistortion]

what would he do if it was gone?

FUCK. youre right. i just said that tho

[souldistortion]

cuz what if he does, then im fucked for sure.

[dryst]

if hes a meth head...why would he care about u smokin a lil herb?

[souldistortion]

what would he do if it was gone?

oh wait like what would he DO. like my dad?? i dont know. probably beat me to death with my own skull. fuckk i have to set limits on how much i smoke when im trying to be coherent on the boards. im freaking out.

[souldistortion]

if hes a meth head...why would he care about u smokin a lil herb?

he doesent know i know...

[dryst]

its cool u only quoted that post 3 times :p lol

leave it if its that big of a deal leave it alone...or giver it back to your dad lol

[souldistortion]

my parents have been divorced for 7 months now but just a few weeks ago somone broke into our house and was sneaking around in our attic. scared the living fuck out of me. i locked myself in the master bedroom and found a weapon. by the time the cops got there he was gone. Dont know who he was or what he was doing in my fucking attic but i seriously belive im having my first real panic attack on weed. im freaking out right noww, he could still be anywhere.

[souldistortion]

i am NOT smoking this nugget

[dryst]

lmao...theres no one in ur house...if someone was in my attic id grab a buncha razor blades, jump up there and start slinging those fuckin things in all directions...not lock myself in my room allowing the asshole to take w/e he wants...

[souldistortion]

he didnt take shit. this wasnt a burglar. Burglars dont go in peoples attics fumbling with screwdrivers next to peoples air vents. (thats what it sounded like and i listened to the noise for a good 10 minutes before i stood up, when i stood up, the noise stopped, then i see the attic light on. thats when i called the cops) Nothing was taken out of our house. Nor was anything damaged. And be realistic, would you truly confront a burglar in an attic? If he was in the house, and i could see how large he is and whether or not he was armed, it would be a compltley different story. All this was to me was mysterious footsteps in the attic. long story short. he got away and i think for sure it was my dad. planting bugs or cameras sounds exactly like somthing he would do. his motive is what im still missing.

[dryst]

he wnats to see u naked and then sell the tapes on ebay...if i was u id go up there and see what he was doing...

[souldistortion]

he wnats to see u naked and then sell the tapes on ebay...if i was u id go up there and see what he was doing...

lol, not really. my parents are in a court battle right now and any incriminating information would be extremely valuable to him. I think he was probably just up there attempting to bug the place, like straight up just bug the place. Cuz i heard him fumbling right near the vent. and whats that the perfect place for. i mean we've all seen enough movies here. thankfully im not scarred anymore but i was seriously scarred shitless that he was going to come out of my attic just a few minutes ago. just need to relax and PROBABLY SMOKE THIS BOWL, what do you say?

EDIT: ive been meaning to go up there but im almost to scared that i might find somthing i dont want to. Not to mention i procrastinate, esp with things i dont absolutley HAVE to do. i'll get to it but i think its all in my head. it would make sense tho...

[dryst]

wow ur dad sounds like a psycho...if hes done that he probally tapped the phone lines to so watch what u say

anywayz id blaze it, and if he says anything tell him to go shove soem meth up his corn hole...thatll leave his ass speechless :p

[souldistortion]

wow ur dad sounds like a psycho...if hes done that he probally tapped the phone lines to so watch what u say

anywayz id blaze it, and if he says anything tell him to go shove soem meth up his corn hole...thatll leave his ass speechless :p

nope. haha, got our numbers changed and all got new cellphones right after the divorce. if anyone knows my dad, its obviously my mom and she knew he doesent fuck around. I think its high time i smoke this bowl, feel up to tokin a few bowls?

[dryst]

wait so u live with ur mom and u think he broke into your moms house and planted bugs?...

[souldistortion]

yup. my moms house would be my house too i guess. did i word it wrong?? haha, seriously i need this bowl right now. im gonna go toke a bowl, simply in honor of the fact that it exists. It is my firm religious belief that this nugget serves a purpose... one that will be fufilled tonight. :rasta: peace, ill be back

[dryst]

holy shit dude...thats a feonly...breaking and entering and invasion of privacy...not to mention other charges... either way even if he got any info from the bugging it would admissable in court since he obtained it illegally

[souldistortion]

holy shit dude...thats a feonly...breaking and entering and invasion of privacy...not to mention other charges... either way even if he got any info from the bugging it would admissable in court since he obtained it illegally

true. very true. u vewy smart and legally inclined my friend, vewy guud. yes, im BAKED.

i packed that nugget in my bong and took the whole .2g bowl in ONE monsterous hit. the smoke i exhaled was simalar to the desnity of hokkah smoke and i began to cough like a bitch for around 15 seconds. and then, THE OVERWHELMING SMILE. The warmness of my very own blood running through my veins that i can feel right now. And the pulsing of my entire body mind and spirit. Its as if you, your soul, is inside your body, like a hand inside a glove. the hand being the soul and the glove being the body. when the soul leaves the body... the body is lifeless. but I BELIEVE, THAT WHEN YOU GET STONED. as i am now, you experience a distortion of your very soul. Hence the reason for my name, soul distortion. OMG. holy fuck im baked,

[dryst]

ur having a total head high dude :D lol what kind of soul distrotion

[souldistortion]

the kind, where your soul comes out of your body. and actually distorts it self. thats the pulsing your feeling. and when a part of your soul exits your body, that percentage of you is outside of yourself, therfore the amount of the pulsing you feel is the amount you are pulsing outside of yourself and feeling LESS LIKE YOU. because LESS OF YOU, is IN YOU. you knoww

[dryst]

sometimes when im really high i hear my heart beat in my ear like a drum roll...:p

[souldistortion]

IM FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OF MAN. at nothing, and its great. im so stoned that im having trouble breathing from that hit. :pimp: and what a monsterous hit it was. i shoulda fucking video taped it and i could put it on here for everyone to see, omg that would have been dank.

[dryst]

wow dude ur geekin out lol:D

[souldistortion]

sometimes when im really high i hear my heart beat in my ear like a drum roll...:p

are you trying to trip me the fuck out. holy shit i hear the drumsss. THEY'RE COMINGGG. OMG THEY'RE OUTSIDEEe ;lfaksdjfk omggg you guyss. no wait. shit. ahhh, look at what the fuck im typing, im reading it and i almost want to backspace how stupid i am. i've got the best head high ive ever had going on. and you know what, an OK BODY HIGH going on too. shitt. wait, is there more questions to answer? wait shit. omg everyting just flashed white. for real. like bam, and everythiing just shot at me. THIS NUGGET was given to me by THE GODS. OMGGGg and my whole journey is charted in this post. thats dank, its like... a journal or somthing. hahah fuck

[dryst]

lmao...:D u need a bag of doritos man

[souldistortion]

yeah, that sounds nice right about now. i went and smoked another bowl of my own chronic real quick. actually 2 little bowls. you know how you always are like "ill pack a little more shake on that cuz theres probably green under there" and you like pack shake, and pack more shake. haha yeah. but anywas, im getting some pretty gnarly auditory halluciantions or whatever you call them. im hearing doors slamming.

[dryst]

maybe that guys back up in ur attic? :p

[souldistortion]

omg dudeee seriously dont try and fucking freak me out cuz my sisters the only one fucking here and shes asleep in her room and i swear to god i just saw somone walking downstairs. just walk the little opening that i can see into the kitchen. walked right across it. i saw their head. im either hallucinating or somones in my fucking house

[dryst]

i dont think its ur dad this time either :p

[souldistortion]

no, i think im really just hallucinating. whatever the fuck this shit was. it was some dank. maybe even some headies. it did look rather bright but it didnt smoke too well, guessing cuz it was a little old. how old though? it didnt taste too bad, maybe like some mids would probably taste. but this was DANK.

[dryst]

maybe it was laced with meth :D

[Zoosh]

stoner-hating policemen!

hahahaha

[SwirlyMass]

"Just smoke it b!"

[Ammie]

Do you hear that?
shhhh
OH nO! I HEAR THE COPS! They're surrounding the house!
Shit man you're gonna be gangraped by stoner-hating policemen!
I severely doubt your anus is going to withstand so many probing nightsticks.

...
Just smoke it.

LOL!

[Frivolous248]

I'd have fired it up as soon as I found it.

[make it legal]

lol I've never seen anyone get so paranoid when they're high...

[orangeman]

LOL, you guys are so wrong for playin with him when he was high. You know when your high your paranoid thoughts get the best of you..you guys are crazy lol :p.

[souldistortion]

yeah, i was pretty fucked up last night. i think that nug was laced for sure. it might have been a coco puff that adam left here. he would do somthing like that. and come to think of it i was seriosuly like having paranoid thoughts thanks to dryst

[orangeman]

yeah, i was pretty fucked up last night. i think that nug was laced for sure. it might have been a coco puff that adam left here. he would do somthing like that. and come to think of it i was seriosuly like having paranoid thoughts thanks to dryst

LOL, I dont think it was laced. I just think you had a good high off of some good shit :).

[HypnotizedMind]

just smoke it B!!!.

[Sabron]

Alright Smoke the bud.. And gather up some Mint leaves, Oreg and catnip.. Mix it together and put that in the bowl.. and put it back in the thing.. catch a great high

[Shrooms]

just smoke it b!!

[orangeman]

Alright Smoke the bud.. And gather up some Mint leaves, Oreg and catnip.. Mix it together and put that in the bowl.. and put it back in the thing.. catch a great high

Your insane xD.

[LvT]

He just planted a bomb in your vent!! WATCH URSELF !!

''The bomb as been planted''
''GET OUT OF THERE ITS GONNA BLOW!!''
''Terrorists win''