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Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 07:52 AM
So I was looking for my cell phone and thought I left it in the car and since it was raining and dark out I decided to wait until the morning to get it out of the car. Well my husband is getting ready to go to work so I ask him to get it for me. Well it wasnt in the car it was ON the GROUND where it had been all night being RAINED ON:mad: . Its worthless now:( . We have a gravel drive way and little tiny gravels are stuck where the charger goes in and there is sand in every crevice. I just hope I can salvage my sim card. I am such a dumbass. Anyone else ruined there cell phone being a dumbass?

intrepidus6
09-14-2006, 07:55 AM
My mum droped her cell phone in the bathtup one time, It wouldn't work for a few days but then it started working again, try to get the sand and gravel off and let it air dry for a few days.

dryst
09-14-2006, 07:58 AM
hope u paid the $5 a month for insurance...

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 08:01 AM
There is insurance!! I was never told about that!! Damn It!!!

dryst
09-14-2006, 08:07 AM
so u have it then?

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 08:12 AM
so u have it then?

no need to be cruel. haha.

I have insurance on my phone. 500 dollars and its replaced any time i feel like breaking it. in fact, im kinda stoned... and kinda bored, i think ill go break it now.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 08:14 AM
LMAO shit damn it someone kick my ass please!

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 08:18 AM
all that money. RIGHT BACK IN MY POCKET :rasta: for $5 bucks a month. best investment of my life. dro princess, you should look into it, next time your phone gets left outside in that pouring rain, you can smile for joy. your getting a fucking BRAND new phone

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 08:26 AM
I cant believe I wasnt told about insurance those bastards! I always opt for insurance cause I know my dumb ass will fuck it up one day. I guess its off to ebay damn it!! Now I have to use the money for my grow operation for a damn phone. Its the only phone I have our home phone was struck by lighting and I never bought a new one cause I had a cell phone. Great just great all I needed was lights for my grow box. DAMN IT!

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 08:28 AM
PENIS WRINKLE phones on ebay are expensive! The cheap ones are the boken ones! Son of a bitch

dryst
09-14-2006, 08:29 AM
lol...u can have my old one :)

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 08:34 AM
Is it a nextel? LOL

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 08:39 AM
I cant believe I wasnt told about insurance those bastards! I always opt for insurance cause I know my dumb ass will fuck it up one day. I guess its off to ebay damn it!! Now I have to use the money for my grow operation for a damn phone. Its the only phone I have our home phone was struck by lighting and I never bought a new one cause I had a cell phone. Great just great all I needed was lights for my grow box. DAMN IT!

omg, i feel so bad now. you like tore my heart out. lol. my phone isnt really that expensive but i DO have insurance on it and i do get a new one when it breaks. i almost feel like donating to your cause. id hate to see a grow stunted.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 08:47 AM
LMAO Im glad you guys can make me laugh cause when I look in the cornor and see 4 bags of dirt, ferts, pearlite, pots to transplant them in, a growbox, fans, etc I start to hate myself for not realizing my dumbass didnt know I dropped my phone. Im so pissed at myself I would kick my ass if I could. Too bad I smoked all my shit. I guess since those damn phones are so expensive Ill be dry for a few weeks and my grow box will remain sad and empty for a few more weeks damn it!!

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 08:51 AM
LMAO Im glad you guys can make me laugh cause when I look in the cornor and see 4 bags of dirt, ferts, pearlite, pots to transplant them in, a growbox, fans, etc I start to hate myself for not realizing my dumbass didnt know I dropped my phone. Im so pissed at myself I would kick my ass if I could. Too bad I smoked all my shit. I guess since those damn phones are so expensive Ill be dry for a few weeks and my grow box will remain sad and empty for a few more weeks damn it!!

omg, are you trying to make me cry or somthing. i feel for you, so we seriously need to find a solution to your phone problem right away. together as a group, we can join hands, and maybe, with just a tiny pinch of magic, we can make it work.

dryst
09-14-2006, 08:57 AM
u have weed to blame for this :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:03 AM
LMAO ok whats the plan? I cant think. So I have went through stage 1 Anger. Im entering stage 2 depression. I got fucked 3 times over. No phone, no weed, no lights for my future daughters. I have nothing to loose.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:04 AM
I was not high when I dropped it on the ground I was sober thats the sad truth. Im a idiot.

dryst
09-14-2006, 09:06 AM
if u diditn smoke weed then u wouldnt have been to lazy to get it :p

lol i think the next stage is denial :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:16 AM
LMAO Hi my name is Dro_Princess and I am a pothead. I was not smoking when this occured but it does put a dent in my plans of smoking this plant within the next week. If it wasnt for those greedy bastards on ebay I may have already won a auction for a phone this morning so I think my next step is going to the southside and buying a phone out of the trunk of a car.

graph
09-14-2006, 09:17 AM
LMAO ok whats the plan? I cant think. So I have went through stage 1 Anger. Im entering stage 2 depression. I got fucked 3 times over. No phone, no weed, no lights for my future daughters. I have nothing to loose.

A lot of little stress is harder to deal with than big stress. Whereas you're forced to deal with big stress by the situation, little stress usually compounds without you knowing it. That's why people get more upset when a whole bunch of little things go wrong than when something huge goes wrong.

In the end, don't sweat the small stuff. Every time you worry about little problems, you're slowly killing yourself. If you can learn to write off the small, annoying problems, you'll be healthier and live longer, too.

dryst
09-14-2006, 09:18 AM
lol u sound like ur in rehab :p i got a cingular prepaid for ya if u want it :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:25 AM
Its bad enough that Im in the middle of a cornfield and thats not a joke but now I have no phone for communication to the outside world, no weed, and only my dogs to talk to until 4:30 this evening So I guess you could call this rehab.

dryst
09-14-2006, 09:27 AM
u live in a cornfield and u dont grow weed?!...shame on u...u should let me move in :D

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 09:27 AM
A lot of little stress is harder to deal with than big stress. Whereas you're forced to deal with big stress by the situation, little stress usually compounds without you knowing it. That's why people get more upset when a whole bunch of little things go wrong than when something huge goes wrong.

In the end, don't sweat the small stuff. Every time you worry about little problems, you're slowly killing yourself. If you can learn to write off the small, annoying problems, you'll be healthier and live longer, too.

omg, that made perfect sense. i hope you read that dro princess. That even helped ME. haha

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:36 AM
Well I want to grow but plans have been put on hold because of the death of my cell phone and the cost of reincarnating it. If I grew it in the corn field the Amish would plow them down with the rest of there crop and end up with stoned cows. Or the Amish would see them and harvest them and smoke it themselves. Either way I dont get any so indoors is safer.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:38 AM
I have no idea how to comment on graphs comment. Im bumfuzzled.

dryst
09-14-2006, 09:38 AM
lol u live in the middle of no where...u should be takign adavngtage of what so many of us dream of :p...put the plants along the line of the corn field or along the back end...

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:44 AM
What about the deer eating it or the hillbilles who look like they crawled out the side of a mountain chopping it down while poaching deer, or my dogs pissing on it and possibly eating it which is very likely since one of them ate a joint and another one of them ate have of a quarter. OMG I just realized I turned my dogs into potheads.

dryst
09-14-2006, 09:46 AM
well...chicken wire will prevent alot of that...besides i think the deer will go for the corn before they go for the bud anywayz :p...hillbilles come into your yard and kill stuff on ur property?...

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 09:55 AM
We live on a very long dirt road and they drive down the road and poach deer they almost shot my cat one time cause they said it loooked like a fox! How does a Siamese cat look like a fox?!!? and not to mention our property line borders someone elses who has very disrespcetful punk ass teenagers who built a four wheeler track with jumps and shit and they ride there four wheelers through the woods behind the house they could prob. spot a plant a mile away. I want to slash there tires when they ride those damn things real early in the morning. Especially on sunday those bastards.

dryst
09-14-2006, 09:57 AM
fence ur yard with high voltage eletric wire...put no trespassing, and then shoot them when they come on ur property...that way u just legally killed someone, just say u thought it was a night prowler :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:05 AM
LOL you are so funny one problem I am spending all my money on a cell phone I dont have a gun and one night I would go outside and forget about the fence and run into it. Or we would be having a party and some drunk dumbass would piss on it and fry his weiner.

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:09 AM
hmm...good point...well...i guess ur screwed...id take the chance if i was u though :D...or let me move in and ill do it for u :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:14 AM
I supply the the grow spot you grow it we smoke it lol

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:16 AM
:) spoken like a true stoner, my thoughts exactly...

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:27 AM
Sharing is caring :) You prob live on the other side of the country though. Its great to think about it. Make me smile even though Im grieving my phone. Truckers make alot of money trafficing here. This is a truck stop town nothing but truck stops and mom and pops resturants. There is actually a gas station called Granny's. All the truckers do is store that shit in there trailors and set up shop. The best part is all I have to do to get to town is get on the interstate go 75 and be in the city in about 20 mins.

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:29 AM
where do u live?

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:36 AM
Where do you live lol. Im on the east coast between Flordia and Virginia lol.

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:38 AM
southern maryland :p like 15 minutes from DC

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 10:40 AM
...Or we would be having a party and some drunk dumbass would piss on it and fry his weiner.

DONT WHIZ! ON THE E-LEC-TRIC-FENCE!

anyone remember that ren and stimpy episode? haha i broke up your little flirting session CUZ IM STONED AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:42 AM
flirting session? lol./..im tryin to convince her to grow some trees :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:47 AM
Well were not that far apart Carolinas here. My sister was acutally in Maryland visiting family not too long ago. Oh Im going to grow mabye not some 7 foot monster but more like a 3 foot princess lol. How old are you? Im guessing your about 23 give or take a few years.

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 10:47 AM
flirting session? lol./..im tryin to convince her to grow some trees :D

dont make me get out...Mr. ctrl+c and....Mrs. ctrl+v

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:50 AM
lol...what are u gonna copy and paste?...ur high :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:51 AM
LOL you guys are so funny.

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 10:52 AM
lol...what are u gonna copy and paste?...ur high :D

you're damed right i'll copy and paste. and i'll do it large quantities with a maximum percentage of stuff you will not likage. i promisee

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:52 AM
LOL you guys are so funny.

lol u never answered me :p

between florida and virginia :)...one of the carolinas maybe or gerogia?...i know georgia has alot of corn feilds :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:55 AM
Carolina's :) GO Panthers lol you must have missed my post asking about your age so how old are you I guess around 23

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 10:56 AM
if you guys seriously get together and do this thang. let me know what its like being like tom hanks and meg ryan from the movie "you've got mail" and meeting somone over the internet. AhaAHA :thumbsup: boom bam, diggity dam

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 10:58 AM
LMAO ROTF

dryst
09-14-2006, 10:59 AM
lmao...

edit: im 19 :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:01 AM
Im older than you. :p

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 11:02 AM
shes a lot older then you bro. by the looks of that graphic smiley she inserted into that post of hers. uhhh uh, not good.

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:03 AM
shes a lot older then you bro. by the looks of that graphic smiley she inserted into that post of hers. uhhh uh, not good.

lol older isnt always ba bad thing :p

betting ur 22 or 23 :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:03 AM
LOL No Im not that much older lol. Guess I bet your all wrong

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:04 AM
^ ^ look above ur post :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:04 AM
Im 21 I can buy your beer.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:05 AM
LMAO bad timing

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:07 AM
:p...i can buy my own beer :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:09 AM
Well shit I cant do nothing cant buy you beer cant grow weed outside cant keep a cell phone lol. I think it is about time for me to give my pillow some head. Its really begging for it and instead of saying no I think Im going to give in.

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:10 AM
im sure ud be good for something :p

lol sounds likea good plan, i think ima do the same :D

night

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:12 AM
OMG have you seen how may posts are in this thread we did that. LOL

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:13 AM
lol ya nice observation...its amazing isnt it :p u just liek doubled ur post count :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:13 AM
LOL night fellow stoner I feel better about my cell phone now. But I would feel even better if a nice fat sack was to appear under my pillow from the pot fairy.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:14 AM
I know that awesome 3 damn pages. Thats alot.

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 11:15 AM
ok, if thats not fucking flirting i really dont know what is. i dont think i need copy and past for this one dryst. I MEAN REALLY

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:16 AM
ok, if thats not fucking flirting i really dont know what is. i dont think i need copy and past for this one dryst. I MEAN REALLY

shhh :D ( i think shes married anywayz :p)

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:16 AM
LMAO ROTF and yes Im married but friendly flirting over the net is fun and not harmful. Unless you end up on Dateline as a Internet predator.

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:20 AM
well if u and ur man ever fall through :D u know where ill be :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:21 AM
Ok I am seriously going to get off here and go to sleep this time. Unless someone posts again I might have to answer. And I need to get that pot roast with potatos and carrots going or its raw meat for dinner.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:22 AM
LOL cannabis.com lol I'll look you up. :p

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:27 AM
u cant go to sleep...no one eles is posting and im friggin bored :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:31 AM
LMAO well your funny so just a few more mins. wont hurt. I think Im going to have to break out the credit card say fuck it buy me a new phone and save the cash for my lights and some more weed.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:33 AM
Look thats my 69th post lol :p^^

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:41 AM
:) ya ur special alright :p

what kinda ligth were u trying to get cause i got a friend that works at a hardware sotre and he can get lights from his work :D

JuggaloAtTheDoor
09-14-2006, 11:44 AM
My mum droped her cell phone in the bathtup one time, It wouldn't work for a few days but then it started working again, try to get the sand and gravel off and let it air dry for a few days.

my mp3 player (not an ipod) went thro the washing machine, comlpeatly didnt work for about 3 days.. then it worked perfectly again

make it legal
09-14-2006, 11:46 AM
So how exactly did it get on the grond? Sorry if somebody already asked this but I don't want to read the whole thread.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:47 AM
I know its going to have to be flours. For veg not sure what Im going to do after that. Just depends on the money flow when I go into flowering.

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:49 AM
hps hopefully :p i got ike 3 400w hps bulbs just sitting down stairs cause i told him to grab em for me i think i gave him like $15 for em :D i never used em cause i had to kill mah babies before they got into flowering :(

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:50 AM
Well I really dont know how it go on the ground. I got out of the car thought it was in my purse but I was wrong. Thats a good question. How the fuck did it get there??

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:51 AM
Ohh poor babies why did you have to murder them? Too bad you couldnt find a foster home for them.

dryst
09-14-2006, 11:53 AM
lol long story...some kidk down the street from me got busted with 7 plants... but it cut me deep when i had to chop the stalks myself :o

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:57 AM
Aww how sad. Did you give them a proper burial? OMG OMG breaking news breaking news. I was on yahoo and my mom messeged me i told her about my phone and she called the money grubbing cell phone company for me and I have insurance!!!!!! Miracles do happen. WOOOOHOOOOOO

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:58 AM
I think I read that post about you having to kill your plants now that I think about it.

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 11:59 AM
Aww how sad. Did you give them a proper burial? OMG OMG breaking news breaking news. I was on yahoo and my mom messeged me i told her about my phone and she called the money grubbing cell phone company for me and I have insurance!!!!!! Miracles do happen. WOOOOHOOOOOO

omg see! now all that torture i was giving you at the beggening of the thread was nothing but good fun right. its 8 over there, why are you guys still up?

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:00 PM
yay...lol u were paying for it and didnt even know it :D

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:01 PM
omg see! now all that torture i was giving you at the beggening of the thread was nothing but good fun right. its 8 over there, why are you guys still up?

lol soul ur still here :D

i sleep at the most awkward hours :p

souldistortion
09-14-2006, 12:03 PM
im just your regular old bored ass insomniac you might say. im always up into the wee hours of the night. besides, only 5 am down here in california

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:04 PM
LOL I didnt even know i was paying for it thats kick ass. Now I owe dyrst a big TY TY because he got me to stay up a lil longer and if I hadnt my mom would have never messeged me and she would have never called them for me. I need a blunt after this emotional roller coaster.

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:06 PM
iv been refered to as the miracle worker :p

lmao :D ull prob get a better phone to

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:06 PM
I have a jacked up sleeping cycle. Go to bed around 7 or 8am and wake up around 3 or 4pm.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:06 PM
I hope I get a better phone. I have had this one for almost a year.

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:08 PM
but then again nextel is pretty shitballish :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:13 PM
yes they are they are bastards. I was going to cancel my contract cause we were paying 130 a month for 2 phones and it was only 300 day time mins, free incomming, free after 9 and the weekeds, and free push to talk. Then they said they would drop the price so I would stay. So now its usually 75 a month.

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:14 PM
this is kinda random and off the subject...but i love jolly ranchers :D

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:15 PM
w/e u do dont ever get sprint...they charged $110 for 1 phone for 300 minutes a month...i always went over..so it was usually like $130-$150 :(

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:19 PM
Shit thats like a ounce I wasnt wasteing anymore money. Fuck that they will rip you off in a heart beat. I went ovr my mins and I didnt even get a freakin notice or anything. Next thing I know Im getting a text message from them saying Im going to surpass my spending limit. I was like wait my spending limit is 250 wtf?? Lets say hubby never seen that bill and has no clue about it I paid it and said nothing about it. He would have shit. That bill was 248 I about puked when I seen it.

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:22 PM
lol :p i told sprint to shove it up their asses and i wasnt paying it...wierd they never sent me a collection notice or anything... i got cingular now theyre plans are pretty good :D...i got 2100 minutes, 2 phones, and 100 free text and its only $110 a month

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:28 PM
I love jolly ranchers too but only the cherry or the green apple. I was going to get cingular but they wanted a deposit and I went for the place who offered me no deposit. My dad has prepaid cingular and its fucked up he only has to pay a dollar a day and has unlimited mins. When he first noticed it he said something about it cause he wanted to be honest and they said they fixed it but it has been that way for like a year so he was like fuck it I tried. LoL he also ruined one of his phones lol. He had a razor and was walking to his truck he thought he dropped something but when he looked down he didnt see anything so he got in his truck and ran over it. LOL Didnt notice until he wanted to make a call and he found it crushed in the drive way.

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:31 PM
fuckin up phones might be hereditary :p

edit: i got 100th post w00t :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:36 PM
Damn it i wanted 100th post. Well I get 101 :p Being a clutzy dumbass does run in tha family. You know that pillow is begging for some head. I think my ass has the imprint of the chair on it. It may be perment damage.

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:39 PM
I think my ass has the imprint of the chair on it. It may be perment damage.

lmao thats really attractive :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:42 PM
LMAO I may need to iron it out. Hey I found this site tonight you may have already been there but if not I its cool. They have dick bongs LMAO thats awesome. I would love to see a guy take a toke out of one of those. http://www.glass-pipes-water-bongs.com/index.html

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:46 PM
what is it with chick swanting to see dude do it...the thought of a dude sticking his male reproductive organ inside another male brgs a shiver to my spine so cold...that and i tasted a little throw up in the back of my throat :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:51 PM
LOL i do want to see them pack the fudge I want to see them toke out of it. I wonder if they would feel gay. Thats a good way for me to have alot of smoke to myself. Just put it in the dick bong at a party or friendly gathering and its all mine lol.

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:53 PM
i would feel extremely gay...
doesnt something about smoking grass outta a dick seem unnatural to you?

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 12:57 PM
Not to me well I guess cause I have had one never mind lol :p I am reading the post Im Kinda scared started by soul and IM LMFAO ROTF lol. I cant even type no more. I think this uncontroable laughter is comming from lack of sleep LMAO

dryst
09-14-2006, 12:59 PM
lol...ya i was scaring the shit outta him at the end :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:02 PM
LMAO I know it was great I book marked it so I can share it with my friends LMAO hey guess what I found some more weiner bongs take a look I know you want to. http://www.glass-pipes-water-bongs.com/glass-on-glass.html its the first 2

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:04 PM
i wonder if u could double its use as a sex toy as well? :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:06 PM
I dont know why dont you give it a try and let me know how it goes. LOL I invaded you other thread lol. I want some choclate milk. and some IHOP.

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:11 PM
thats sick...u pervert... :p ya i saw :D...ur almost to 100 post :)...why ihop?... bob evans = the shit

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:16 PM
LOL you should read the last post on there lmao i forgot about bob evans but see ihop is like 30 mins away and bob evans is like a hour. Wow this will be 114 post. Thats insane. I wish we could email weed to each other. Damn it. I know we could get alot of those tubes like at the bank and have them under ground. Dont ask me where that came from it just poped into my head.

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:19 PM
lol :p ill email u a cyber dub bag if u like :D

like one of those pipe things under ground from my house to urs?...thats actually a good idea :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:23 PM
That would be awesome. We should do it and then patent it a get rich. I had a guy scan a bag and email it to me LOL man I wish I had some now. Where is the pot fairy?

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:26 PM
and i could send u some clones to grow in ur friggin corn field :D...

besides i like that sumphhhh...noise those things make when they get sucked up the tube :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:28 PM
I know me too I always go to the line where I can play with the tubes. Im like all amazed lol. I could plant them along the fence and weave them in there so they look like honey suckle or the grapes and black berries growing over there lol.

jamstigator
09-14-2006, 01:29 PM
I want to smoke out of that two-headed Malaysian baby if it lives. Take a pipe, fill the bowl, put it in one head's mouth. Then put your mouth over the other head's mouth and inhale deeply, should get a hit that way. I want to be the first person to smoke pot using a two-headed baby as the tubing!

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:31 PM
honey suckles are good :D to bad they look nothing like weed plants :p

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:32 PM
I want to smoke out of that two-headed Malaysian baby if it lives. Take a pipe, fill the bowl, put it in one head's mouth. Then put your mouth over the other head's mouth and inhale deeply, should get a hit that way. I want to be the first person to smoke pot using a two-headed baby as the tubing!


i dont think thatll work unless their conjoined by the throat :p thats fuckin wierd anywayz....i hope it spits up in ur mouth :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:34 PM
I know lol I couldnt get away with that what was i thinking. Ill plant tomatoes infront of it like camoflage (sp) or something. wow those cats are fighting outside. I bet osama is winning he is a bas ass 3 legged cat.

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:36 PM
lmao the corn is the camo :D...u have a 3 legged cat ?:p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:40 PM
How did we get from smoking out of dick bongs to smoking out of babies?? dryst is right thats just weird and morbid.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:41 PM
lol yea he is a little terriost he ambushes all the other cats while they are sleeping so we named his osama. He actually gaurds the porch and wont let another tom cat on it lol.

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:42 PM
listen to gorillaz slow country...ull understand why....besides i thought smoking outta dick bongs was more morbid :p

btw that was 100 for ya :D concrats

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:43 PM
lol yea he is a little terriost he ambushes all the other cats while they are sleeping so we named his osama. He actually gaurds the porch and wont let another tom cat on it lol.


howd he lose his leg?

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:51 PM
Ty post 103 woo hoo I dont know how he lost his leg it was gone when we first saw him. When we moved here he wouldnt let us come within 10 feet of him now he lets us pick him up and pet him and just pack him around. I have alot of pets lol 4 cats use to be 6 osama ran dookie and shag off so now we have osama Isabell Fuzz and Duchess. Duchess is the only one who comes inside. Then we have Feebee Wilson and Cooper they are our ankle biters and cooper and wilson are pot heads. Wilson ate a joint and cooper ate have of a quarter bag and they both love the smoke they lick the air when you blow it in there face.

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:53 PM
stoner animals...:D...we give my friends dog beer all the time and then make it run into walls and stuff :D

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 01:58 PM
LMAO damn alocholic dog. He may need AA. I was really pissed when cooper ate all that weed little shit head. I cant believ its freakin 10 am thats insane we have been posting messages for hours. I know at least 5 hrs if not more.

dryst
09-14-2006, 01:59 PM
lol we have no life...:p

Reefer Rogue
09-14-2006, 02:03 PM
Gratz on having insurance. What strain would you grow, bag seed? I would indeed feel gay taking a toke from a dick bong or w/e but I'm not passing on Mary J <3

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 02:06 PM
LOL i am begining to think that LOL you dont have any pets? Im so tired I think Im going to have to get off here. But I will return and finish that other thread its really fun. You tired yet?

dryst
09-14-2006, 02:07 PM
i had a dog...and a fish 1 time :p

ya i was waiting for u to go then i was off to bed myself :D

dryst
09-14-2006, 02:08 PM
lol didnt u just have liek 30 post?

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 02:11 PM
LoL thanks reefer I am going to do bag seed for now. If I dont completly demolish them I may move up to more realiable seeds. But I only keep seeds from really good bags so Im keeping my fingers crossed.

dryst
09-14-2006, 02:13 PM
ya ur first few grows u migth wanna just use bag seed, im gonna bet money that ur first grow fails, but keep trying :p

Reefer Rogue
09-14-2006, 02:13 PM
Good luck with that, have a great harvest and what not.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 02:13 PM
I dont know I think so LMAO thats crazy. If was really fun talking to you . I hope to catch you on here again sometime. I will visit that acronym thread often its too fun and addicting. Remeber Caring is Sharing lol

dryst
09-14-2006, 02:14 PM
indeed, night...or morning w/e :p

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 02:19 PM
Bet me money and I will insure there growth just so I can collect lol. If I kill them I will find out how when where and why and then start over. I have nothing but time on my side. I really want to see what it feels like to grow care for love harvest and smoke your own product. Im getting so excited I cant wait

Sabron
09-14-2006, 04:42 PM
Just go on ebay and sell the phone..Dont metion its broken..If they dont ask dont tell..Garenteed it will sell..

partyguy420
09-14-2006, 10:32 PM
let it air dry after opeaning the case up and shaking all excess water and sand and rocks out.... then when its as dry as u think it will get, turn a hair dryer on the lowest setting and dry with that for like 30 minutes i droped my cell in the river... and it was sitting at the bottum like for 8 hours... i did that and it still works

napolitana869
09-14-2006, 10:58 PM
i dropped my phone in dc and it was run over by a car. i didnt even know i had lost it until the next day. i got it back though but the part where the charger plugs in was broken so i had to get a new phone. i was really lucky though because some woman picked it up and got ahold of me so i could come get it

orangeman
09-14-2006, 11:26 PM
Well I remember one time I was going to a vision center to get a eye test and my cell phone must've slipped out of my pockets when I was sitting in the chair. I was broke then unlike now so I had to depend on my mom to get me new pants with deeper pockets and until then I had to work with those stupid little pocketed pants. If only I had the right pants on I'd still have that cell phone :(.

Dro_Princess
09-14-2006, 11:45 PM
I talked to the cell phone company and they are sending me my new phone in the mail. But they said I have to use a new sim card. what about all the funcking ringtones and games i downloaded or my address book? I dont know anyones number!! Plus I have a $35 deductable I have to pay that will be added to my bill.

CoolChick1090
09-15-2006, 12:41 AM
Take a look at your previous bills to get some of the more popular numbers you had and program them into your new phone. Some companies now offer ways to back that stuff up...I write down the new numbers i get in my phone like once a month just in case life/shit happens.

Sounds like all in all, you didnt make out too bad...my sister once got into a hot-tub drunk and had her phone down in her bra and was too drunk to remember it...it started sparking and shorting out right there....left her with a nasty little burn...but she managed to talk a free phone out of verizon, just had to pay a small fee for shipping.