how would u choose to die?

[dryst]

if u pick a way to die how would u go out?

i dont wanna get to old to function...probally about 50 or 55?...ill go out with a bang to, sky diving with bubble wrap or something

[Captin]

oooh that's a hard one. I guess i'd like to die in some kind of spectacular way. Like being strapped onto a cruise missile while smoking a bong, and hitting some scumbag's meth lab. Anything that'd make the news and make people say "holy fucking shit"

[Sabron]

Death by Spork

ya know.. the spoon fork thing? yeah.. Death by one of those..

[Inferius]

Eh, drug overdose. I've already planned it out. I'll make my peace with god or w/e when i'm sober. I wanna LIVE before I die. And by live, I mean expirience a trippy euphoric wonderland of bliss, and by die I mean snowboard off a cliff thinking that I'm an angel who's in the midst of an erotic expirience with the love of his life.
Who wouldn't wanna go out like this?!

[mamma puffpuff420]

well id like 2 go with some dignity
id like 2 b in my own bed in my cabin with my sons sittin there with me
we b hootin it up
then id like 2 just shut my eyes
and let the Lord take me home

[Inferius]

Christ! That avatar is BAD ASSSS!!!!!!!

[intrepidus6]

I want to die with honour on the battlefield.

If I survive the war, I want to live out my life, and die at the time I chose, at an age of around 500-600. (yes, I am serius, I have deep religius beliefs, things are going to be happening soon, the world will be changed, we can live as long as we chose.)

[dryst]

I want to die with honour on the battlefield.

If I survive the war, I want to live out my life, and die at the time I chose, at an age of around 500-600. (yes, I am serius, I have deep religius beliefs, things are going to be happening soon, the world will be changed, we can live as long as we chose.)

ur gonna be a vampire? :D

[jamstigator]

Well, I don't want to die, ever. I hope I live long enough that they can eventually put my brain in a jar with some sensory inputs and attachments that let me interact with a computer and communicate with others. Yes, I want to be an immortal computer dongle! ;)

[Budman37]

I really dont think that I will die before the Lords Day begins BUT if I do die I would like to die asleep in my bed with my wife and animals all near me. It be great if we just all died together instantly. Then we could just all wake up together with our Father in Heaven where I believe the ultimate Sea of Green is there waiting for me to stroll through massive Bud Fields and pick up the dankest nuggets that are everywhere and take a huge hit and finally be at peace forever and ever

[Nochowderforyou]

Dying scares me. Like, I always think about what you feel like when you're dying. Do you feel pain, what do you see, hear? It makes me wonder.

I prefer surprises. I want something that will make me say, "wow."

I want to fall out a plane, or something really tall. I want to see the world go by in a flash and get that tingly feeling like when you ride a really fast roller coaster, and then watch the world turn white, on acid! Yeah.

[herbollah]

dying scares the shit outta me. when i go , i just hope i've got dementia or something like that , so i don't know what the hell's happenin'.

[Oneironaut]

Being sucked into a black hole.

[make it legal]

I'd want to fall off a high cliff. That would be so fun.

[Fengzi]

If I had to die today, I'd want it to be something crazy and unusual. Like being eaten by a mountain lion or a great white shark. Both of which are possibilities where I live. I'd want people's reaction to be "holy shit!! Did you hear how Mike died??" Instead of something like "poor guy, got hit by a drunk driver".

[Breukelen advocaat]

if u pick a way to die how would u go out?

i dont wanna get to old to function...probally about 50 or 55?...ill go out with a bang to, sky diving with bubble wrap or something

Do you really think that you want to die at 50 or 55?

At what age do you think you'll be "too old to function"?

I hope you're having a good time now because 50 is right around the corner. :dance:

[homestar]

you can function at any age if you keep your body in good shape. excercise, eat right, maintain your mind, and at 90 you'll be better off than a lot of people in their 20's

[Lethal G]

I'd like to go out while smoking the reefer...unfortunately it's near impossible to do that though, lol.

I guess I would like to die peacefully in my sleep.

[jamstigator]

Well, if I *have* to die, I want to be twisted up in a gigantic paper and get smoked by a huge marijuana plant, like that black guy in Scary Movie 2 or 3. The plants probably would find that a very just and fitting end for me.

[az666]

mmmm

Maybe get hit by an meteor, somtimes when i'm sitting on the bus I wait for somthing to hit it from outerspace....hasen't happened yet....but i'll be ready for it.
Or maybe die in space...

[bobmarleyjr.]

Being sucked into a black hole.

I doubt it, with the gravity pulling on you, first ur gonna start being stretched out, and than pieces of you, i.e. your arms and legs, are gonna start gettin ripped off...wow, come to think of it, that would be a kewl ass death.

[orangeman]

Which ever way I can die without feeling pain I'll choose that one.

[Cotton_Mouth]

And by live, I mean expirience a trippy euphoric wonderland of bliss, and by die I mean snowboard off a cliff thinking that I'm an angel who's in the midst of an erotic expirience with the love of his life.


That was lovely and come to think about it I would like to die like that. The 'trippy euphoric wonderland of bliss,' got to me.

[Ammie]

in my sleep, when im 300....

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'm not gonna die :) I'm gonna live forever.

[Wesley Pipes]

In a blaze of Glory :stoned:

[rhino44]

in my sleep, when im 300....
same here but im thinkin more like 90 lol

[Big Haze]

I'd like to die with dignity, atleast when im old and maybe just go in my sleep. I would hate a tradgic death, but shit happens and you have to deal with it lol.

[SwirlyMass]

Hit by a runnaway semi driven by the incredable hulk!

[HypnotizedMind]

I wanna rig up a leafblower with a trashcan sized bowl piece fill it all with bud catch the pile on fire and inhale smoke till i choke to death or be the first to od on weed.

[budsmoker]

either in my sleep or like a g in a shootout with some pigs like how queen latifah died in the movie set it off, dont know if u guys have ever seen that movie but its good

[Whos Carl]

By Suprise or In my Sleep.

[orangeman]

I'm not gonna die :) I'm gonna live forever.

What ever your smokin on that makes you think that pass it :dance:.

[4gan2ja0]

id want to go really peacefully. either in my sleep or while smoking a spliff and i close my eyes and rest forever.

[partyguy420]

this may sound fucked up... but what im gonna do is load up the hand gun, and ask my girl for one last kiss, and in the middle... im gonna put the gun to her head, so the bullet will go threw her and into me.

[Inferius]

this may sound fucked up... but what im gonna do is load up the hand gun, and ask my girl for one last kiss, and in the middle... im gonna put the gun to her head, so the bullet will go threw her and into me.

She knows you're doing this correct???

[Wesley Pipes]

She knows you're doing this correct???

my guess would be if she did... he wouldnt have a girlfriend anymore :p

[HypnotizedMind]

this may sound fucked up... but what im gonna do is load up the hand gun, and ask my girl for one last kiss, and in the middle... im gonna put the gun to her head, so the bullet will go threw her and into me.


haha your fucked up.

[4gan2ja0]

this may sound fucked up... but what im gonna do is load up the hand gun, and ask my girl for one last kiss, and in the middle... im gonna put the gun to her head, so the bullet will go threw her and into me.

really man? thats kinda fucked up... why would you want to kill her too?

[dryst]

this may sound fucked up... but what im gonna do is load up the hand gun, and ask my girl for one last kiss, and in the middle... im gonna put the gun to her head, so the bullet will go threw her and into me.

who the fuck are u...hitler?...why dont u just take over germany and start ww3 first?

[big smoke07]

Having sex and then taking biggest bong hit the world has ever seen. The on the exhale let my life out to, so i can die peacefully with a smile on my face.:rasta:

[Oneironaut]

That would be kinda weird for the person you'd be having sex with though.

[make it legal]

That would be kinda weird for the person you'd be having sex with though.

HAHAHAHAHA. I can just picture that. "Hey, why'd you stop? Are you ok?...Hello?...HOLY SHIT!!! AHHHH!!!! WTF!!!!"

[dryst]

hmm if i fucked someone to death...id be pretty satified actaully...at least im doing something right u know?

[intrepidus6]

ur gonna be a vampire? :D

Actually..... ermm...

http://www.sanguinarius.org

[enthused]

with my headphones on

[Inferius]

Actually..... ermm...

http://www.sanguinarius.org

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
........
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhh
oh man.... oh man.....
I feel so bad for these people.
I really, really, really do.

[Euphoric]

DEATH BY NAKED GIRLS. IM JUST WALKING AROUND WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE 600 OF THEM FALL FROM THE FLOOR ABOVE ME AND CRUSH ME TO DEATH

[afghooey]

oooh that's a hard one. I guess i'd like to die in some kind of spectacular way. Like being strapped onto a cruise missile while smoking a bong, and hitting some scumbag's meth lab. Anything that'd make the news and make people say "holy fucking shit"

Wow, that's one of the most awesome things I've ever heard. XD

Me... eh... yeah, I'll probably change my mind about this when I'm actually dying, but I don't really give a fuck how I die. :) Part of me doesn't want my death to be quick and painless, because I can be kind of a bitch sometimes, and asking for a quick painless death seems kind of selfish. *shrugs* I sure as hell don't want to live forever though. And uh, yeah... I don't know if any of you guys are serious about having your brain preserved in a jar or whatever... but I hope you have a few million dollars saved up for that. ;) 'Cause otherwise it ain't gonna happen.

[intrepidus6]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
........
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhh
oh man.... oh man.....
I feel so bad for these people.
I really, really, really do.

Ahem.... just shut up..

[smoke it]

bullet to the head

[dryst]

*bump

[SwirlyMass]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
........
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhh
oh man.... oh man.....
I feel so bad for these people.
I really, really, really do.

No offense but holy shit that is hilarious, step 1 vampires have fangs, step 2 always remember not go into the light as it will kill you, step 3 watch out for 6 year old castlevania nerds who will beat your scrawny ass to death with metal chain whips.:stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

[IntrepidS]

Of old age while asleep at age 120.

[ValkyrieAg]

Wow, 50-55? My dad is 52 and my grandparents are ~70 and get around just fine.

I used to say that I would want to go ahead and end it about 65-70...when you start to really slow down, you can't do anything you used to, you can't fuck. You look horrible. But you know what I think now? I want to live as long as I possibly can....positively. Soon, its going to become socially acceptable (kind of already is) to ride around in those motorized chairs. I will have my potbox in my side, listening to cypress hill and headed for a park. At that age i don't think I would give a fuck what people thought. I would get blazed every day, grab waitress asses, cuss at people on the street. That sorta thing. Dirty old potsmoking man.

[someuser]

This thread is kinda old :)


I dont want to die ever... But I suppose I have to sooner or later. I guess I want to go an old man, in my sleep, while having a life-like dream of being 19yrs old again sleeping with my first love one last time... That is how I would want to slip into eternity.

[pixel]

shot down in a blaze of glory

[daima]

i want to die peacefully, in my sleep...., and not screaming and crying like everybody else in the car.

dai*ma:stoned:

[higher4hockey]

unafraid!

[coledog855]

I want to rail a line of blow, then drive a Porsche 911 turbo off a cliff at insane speed.

[shoi]

id want to die saving the ppl i love... lol it just seems nice

[Bodhi]

a big bowl of deamsters, and then skydiving w/o the parachute
:chainsaw:

[bong_man]

I've thought about this a good bit and i'd have to say self immolation :)

[Not An Addict]

However I'm meant to die, not because of a minor mistake.

[S.P.Q.R.]

I want to die out somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Bullet to the head from my favorite pistol... I want to control my own death, I don't like the idea of anything else doing it.

[geonagual]

Doing something I love to do...
off the side of a cliff
rope breaks
amusement ride
drowning at the beach
man, I think of a lot of ways

I just dont want to die of old age..

[Jah420]

Before I get too old.. After smoking plenty of weed.. and in some really awesome way..

Lol stoned sky diving without a parachute while havin sex :D

[FreeVenice]

lol, i always thought of going out in a nice old fashion knife/sword fight. . .

I really would like to know that I didn't die in vein, so taking a bullet for someone would be crazy. I would have to make up something super corny to say before I pass. . .

[Nightcrewman]

From sheer exhaustion due to the fact Hillary Clinton was shagging my brains out.

Cheeers
NCM

[couch-potato]

Sucked into a Black Hole. That would be trippy shit.

[MagicalHerb]

in 2012 there is a giant apocalyptical war. in the center of the final battle were the united states and a new coalition for freedom from capitalism, the CFC. these third and second world countries joined together to battle the americans, who were sanctioning, taxing and fining them to past the point of poverty. in the midst of this battle, a large glass sphere is seen floating over the fighting, slowly coming down. it suddenly drops, sends shards of glass flying everywhere and piercing everyone. however, while walking through the desert, a shard comes right near me but misses. being ruthless killing machines, the shard begins to chase me. i run and run, until finally i spot an oppurtunity. a rock! i pick t up and throw it at the shard, hitting it and shattering it into more shards, and in their rage begin chasing me again. how will i escape these things! well, a ufo comes and takes me with them. the shards follow and as the aliens begin to cunduct experiments they are all pierced by shards and killed. now, the shards being stuck prevents them from coming after me. but i dont know how to fly a UFO! damnit! well, im going to try. there are lots of buttons and dials. i push one. the ufo begins to land. i step outside-oh no! apparently we were in hyperspace while the aliens were dying. i am on an uncharted planet. fuck. well, now im running out of oxygen, goodbye!

[sttomassmoker]

tripping on 1000mcg of LSD after a massive hit of DMT.