u know ur a stoner when...*game*

[dryst]

u know ur a stoner when u have a day planned out but u wake and bake and end up just hanging out eating xheetos all day...

[Oneironaut]

You know you're a stoner when you skip class to take bong hits so you can go to work high (hangs head in shame).

[Sabron]

You know your a stoner when you think you can get high off smoking live insects...

oh wait..thats dumbass..nvm

[sanguinekane]

You know you're a stoner when 99% of your free time is spent either smoking, thinking about, or getting herb.

[dryst]

u know your a stoner when u have 1250 post in 2 months :p

[Kezmondo]

you know your a stoner when you rinse a half oz in 2 hours...

[herbollah]

you know you're a stoner when you have no problem finding weed here in the uk , during this drought. heh heh heh:rasta: :smokin: :thumbsup: :dance:

[SpiritLevel]

You know you're a stoner when your day is spoilt cuz you didn't wake and bake

[Reefer Rogue]

You know you're a stoner when you're Reefer Rogue.

[dryst]

u know ur a stoner when u smoked reefers rogue :p

[Oneironaut]

You know you're a stoner when you like to get stoned...a lot.

(sparks up bong)

[HypnotizedMind]

You know your a stoner when your replying to a thread on cannabis.com about being a stoner.

[brains]

You know your a stoner when your replying to a thread on cannabis.com about being a stoner.

:thumbsup:

[Lethal G]

You know you're a stoner when you start naming your pieces.

[ToDrunkToFish]

You know your a stoner when you want to smoke on 4:20, but forget too and its 2 minutes past.

[budsmoker]

You know you're a stoner when the only time your happy is when u have bud

[budsmoker]

You know you're a stoner when your day is spoilt cuz you didn't wake and bake

lol thats happened 2 me b4

[klondike_bar]

:smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :rasta: you knuw when you be currently toasty at the thingy hiiiiiiGH COMPUTER!!!! ENTEr:rasta:

[Cheery Cherry]

You know you're a stoner when you end up watching tv shows (because you forgot that you wanted to change the channel) that you'd normally wouldn't watch or like AND enjoyed watching them!!!

[Cheery Cherry]

You know you're a stoner when you can smoke a whole bag by yourself in one day/night.

[orangeman]

You know your a stoner when you ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder at McDonalds.

[4gan2ja0]

you know youre a stoner when uhhh... i forget...

[Big Haze]

you know your a stoner when you have weed for breakfast,brunch/lunch, and dinner.

[SmokingPlatypus]

(sparks up bong)

Aaa-men Brother Oneironaut.

/burns down a joint

[royalHIGHness]

you know youre a stoner when you dont get high anymore no matter how dank the bud or hash

[Green Love]

You know your neighbors are stoner's, when they cough 3 times and deny it.

[orangeman]

You know your a stoner if you dont get high off of a whole lid and the rest of your friends are high as hell like the guy off of Cheech and Chong.

[budsmoker]

u know your a stoner when theres stems seeds and empty baggies all over your room

[krons]

you know your a stoner when you spend $30 on the dollar menu at mccdonalds.

haha true story.

[snicklefritz1825]

You know you are a stoner when your pets come up to you when you are smoking.

[WimpyChimp]

you know your a stoner whe at 14 your buying glass bongs on your moms credit card

*wonder who that is*

lol

[Greenport]

you know you are a stoner when you ask everyone in school if they smoke to try to ifnd a dealer

[rottenPauL]

you know when u r a stoner when u can make full js and bowls by the shit that has fallen in the carpet

[maryjane 420]

you know your a stoner when you walk up to a cop and ask for directions with a bag hangin outta your shirt pocket.



I was in court one day and heard this guy being charged with this, i couldnt believe it...Only a stoner would forget they had a bag hangin outta there shirt when they went up to a cop to ask for directions..hahahahahahaah

[partyguy420]

umm... u know your a stoner when... you smoke weed maybe

[lagstronaut]

You know you're a stoner when you end up watching tv shows (because you forgot that you wanted to change the channel) that you'd normally wouldn't watch or like AND enjoyed watching them!!!

ahah i can't tell you how many times i've done that dude...so many shows i watch now are because i fucking forgot to change the channel

[smokey]

You know your a stoner when your replying to a thread on cannabis.com about being a stoner.
hahaha this is the best lol


u know your a stoner when u lose your lighter check your pockets n the house then find it in the 1st pocket u checked :D:D

[4gan2ja0]

you know you are a stoner when you ask everyone in school if they smoke to try to ifnd a dealer

you know youre a stoner when everyone in school comes up to you asking for weed

[couch-potato]

u no ur a stonerrrrr when yuo reply to a thread like thiz.......while stond....

:rasta::rasta::rasta::pimp::rasta::rasta:

I LOVE KUSHH



:rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta:: rasta::rasta::rasta::confused::rasta::rasta::rasta ::rasta::rasta:

[CBsDankNugs]

you know ur a stoner when you feed a fish chocolate pudding

[dryst]

u know ur a stoner when u spend half the day on a site deditcated to bud...and the otehr half sleeping..

[budsmoker]

u know your a stoner when u got the munchies and an hour later your 2 full 2 get up

[SpiritLevel]

u know your a stoner when u lose your lighter check your pockets n the house then find it in the 1st pocket u checked :D:D
Thas just so normal of stoners. But I try and keep track of everything.

you know your a stoner when you have weed for breakfast,brunch/lunch, and dinner.
Thas meeeeee

You know your a stoner when you have bills to pay, you get some money, but the first thing you buy is a phat baggy to smoke while figuring out which bill is the most important.. I thinks we know which bill is more important don't we stoners...The electric bill of course to ensure the vaporizer will still work and the grrls cycle isn't disturbed!

[Greenport]

you know your a stoner when you pass out as soon as u lay down

[smoke it]

you know your a stoner when you have a four-foot hookah in your living-room

[SpiritLevel]

A 4" hooka in my living room? I like my prostitutes a little taller than 4"!

[Kid Dynamite]

You know your a stoner if you dont get high off of a whole lid and the rest of your friends are high as hell like the guy off of Cheech and Chong.

hey man....man.....this aint weed maaan.

[Jay Matix]

You know youre a stoner when you wake up the next morning and you find a burned hole in your shorts... again *shakes head*

[too as in also]

you know your a stoner when you can spend an hour in a headshop and not buy anything:rasta:

[Aristotle]

You know you're a stoner whenever you base your paycheck on how much weed the money could be used for.

*Gets a check for 150 dollars from work*
*Instantly remembers that 150 dollars woulds get you an ounce of good mids or a half ounce of KB*
*Fantasized about smoking*

[puffinstuff64]

you know your a stoner when you find your bowl of sugerpuffs in the oven.:stoned:

[Zoosh]

Its seriously funny how true these all are.
Hehe.
You know your a stoner when your eyes are twice as squinted as they were the year before.

[invoke]

You know you're a stoner when you put peanut butter in your dogs mouth and watch it try to lick it off for 10 minutes

i love this thread. :rasta:

[Professor Dan K.]

you know your a stoner when you go on an adventure to lowes to buy a glass drill bit to make a bong out of a jack daniels bottle.

- i showed that piece off at a party once and some chick actually said i was pathetic because i invested so much time into that piece. fuck that bitch man that bong rips!

[graph]

You know you're a stoner when...

I forget.

[DannyMan]

When you spend 5 minutes snappin a bowl while watching TV and realizing your lungs never filled up. Lookin down at the bowl piece and seeing there's no weed anywhere.

Done that a few times.. thought there was a bowl already packed (there always is) and unconciously started smoking it (nothing).

I guess I should just have said, when you smoke too much weed.

[graph]

So everytime you forget, I am a stoner?

Perfect stoner response, for a perfect stoner post.

[Greenport]

you know your a stoner when you walk around town aimlessly stoned and finally settle down at taco bell and get 5 crunch wrap supremes and 3 large cokes :)

[S.P.Q.R.]

You know you're a stoner when you're smoking out your friends, and they're already baked and tired when you're just getting started.

[4252]

...............when you re-enact that greenhouse scene from the movie Days of Wine and Roses, looking for your hidden stash.

4252

[SpiritLevel]

You know your a stoner if you are reading this thread stoned and you've posted more than once

[cuziwashigh420]

you know your a stoner when you can get high while your driving without crashing into anything.

im totallly a stoner.

[buddymyfriend]

You know you're stoner when you pick up can and of hairspray oppossed to a can of polish and proceed to dust the entire room with hairspray.

I did this at the weekend and i was so baked I only realised when I went to skin up on my desk it was soooo sticky! Geek:stoned:

[c of green]

you know you are a stoner when you spend five minutes looking for your change just to realize you are using it as a roach clip

[cuziwashigh420]

you know your a stoner when you smoke jsut so you can eat so it will taste better.

[4gan2ja0]

you know youre a stoner when you throw rocks at women in the middle east

[S.P.Q.R.]

You know you're a stoner when you've been dry for 3 days and Sobriety is more of a trip than being high is.. but not in a good way

[epicsoundz69]

You know youre a stoner if you have ever sat in the back seat of the car and couldnt see the dashboard due to the smoke

[epicsoundz69]

and also,
you know youre a stoner when you can break-up bud, pack a bowl, and spark it with one hand, all while racing a mustang down a twisty mountain road (in a minivan) and still win the race :dance:

that was intense

[potsmokingnome]

you know your a stoner when, you suck in science unless its time to use the scales then your the top of the class.......

[Mr Rodgers]

you know your a stoner when you get stoned hard you hallucinate that a large black dog is taking hits off your pipe and your taking turns and then you look up at the night sky........but when you look back down you see your friends stoned face and bloodshot eyes:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :stoned:

[fikusroot]

You know you are a stoner when you pull up part of your carpet, smoke it and get high due to years of hotboxing. You know you're a stoner when you try to smoke your shirt because it's made of hemp.

[Trojahnmann]

You know your a stoner when your out of bud and begin searching the floors of not only your room but your car for shake and small nugs.

[Oneironaut]

You know you're a stoner when you scrape your pipe after smoking a resin ball.

[ELANDO]

You know your a stoner when you go into the kitchen looking to get a sandwich and come out with 2 sandwiches and a 2 liter bottle of soda. Then 5 minutes later go back to the kitchen and just bring out everything you used to make the sandwiches so you dont have to leave the TV again.

[dryst]

*bump