Self fellatio

[Sabron]

Is this possible without taking out a rib? i mean.. i have streched down and acually made contact with my tounge by pulling the skin at one time or another... i mean i can see it possible after about 10 years yoga.. but can you strech your back out every night just by practiceing?

[pokin smot]

dude i cant believe u just came out and said the you have attempted to suck yourself on multiple occasions.

[Gothen]

This just MIGHT be in the wrong forum, but....I would have to say, yeah.

But it'd be like a couple years before you could actually do it.

I could be wrong, though. I never really sat and pondered on self-fellatio long enough to wonder if I could do it, lol. I always just assumed I couldn't and would rather just have others do it for me. :thumbsup:

[Sabron]

It wasnt multiple times.. it was 1 time... And i worded it wrong.. it was 2 years ago.. I was looking at google and a popup came up and said " Learn how to self fellatio" so...yeah..was wonderingh.. and pot smoken you made my sig.. wow

[Frivolous248]

I seen a pic on rotten.com awhile ago with a guy doin' it.

Why would you wanna suck your dick anyway?

[birdgirl73]

Sabron, you might want to check out the sexuality forum. That's the place for this question, and if you do visit that site, you'll find that there's been a long-standing thread about just this topic. It's where our very young board members reveal themselves to be very young.

[NightProwler]

haha

[deftdrummer]

fucking disgusting you sick bastard

[pbzeppelin90]

my friend can do it (he tells us all the time). but be careful, he blew his load in his mouth before. and the sick fucker swallowed it!! i wish i was making this up T_T

[Gothen]

my friend can do it (he tells us all the time). but be careful, he blew his load in his mouth before. and the sick fucker swallowed it!! i wish i was making this up T_T


That made laugh uncontrollably for 6 seconds before I got the picture in my mind. I'm not laughing anymore.

[Jim Morrison]

my friend can do it (he tells us all the time). but be careful, he blew his load in his mouth before. and the sick fucker swallowed it!! i wish i was making this up T_T

whats so bad about him swallowing his own seaman i cant give my self felatio but ive been curios and tasted myself a few times

[Cooler Then Jesus]

lol, never tasted, but i can sort of suck my own, i dont do it though, its cool to do though, lol.

[pbzeppelin90]

whats so bad about him swallowing his own seaman i cant give my self felatio but ive been curios and tasted myself a few times

its the principle of the thing. you start taking cum shots, soon every fucker in the neighborhood will be knocking at your door (probably not really). seriously tho, thats just gross. semen is semen, know matter what vessel it came from.

[Gothen]

its the principle of the thing. you start taking cum shots, soon every fucker in the neighborhood will be knocking at your door (probably not really). seriously tho, thats just gross. semen is semen, know matter what vessel it came from.

I don't know, man. I mean, I get what you're saying. It's just my belief that no man should ever taste his own....okay you guys are using the word semen. Okay, so it's my belief that no man should ever taste his own semen.

At the same time, I do believe that when a girl swallows, it is extremely hot.

[JMRinFLA]

Auto fellatio isn't all that rare. Usually the guys who can do it are young, thin and flexible. I've never tried because I'm just not that flexible which is a good thing because, lets be realistic, any guy that can suck his own dick, WILL suck his own dick!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Gross fact I heard once: When ever you get a mouth fulla jizz, the sperm can last up to five days in your mouth. (dead though, I'd assume.)

I always think of that every time a guy blows his load in my mouth. Fuckin' gross.

[souldistortion]

Gross fact I heard once: When ever you get a mouth fulla jizz, the sperm can last up to five days in your mouth. (dead though, I'd assume.)

I always think of that every time a guy blows his load in my mouth. Fuckin' gross.

what a gross way of looking at things. how aobut looking at the pOSSITIVES and not the negatives.

sabron would be just the person to ask this type of question. with some yoga, it would be very possible. ive been laughing my ass off at this thread i have to admit

[Self Immunity]

Giving head is giving head, I don't care if its self-fellatio you obviously have interest in doing it. I'd die the day I see a pop-up that advertises tips on sucking yourself. That's just plain messed up, and after 2 years you suddenly remembered it? Everyone to their own I guess.

[MastaChronic]

i knew a 13 year old that licked the tip of his, he just walked out into the living room with nothing but his boxer shorts said, "i can lick my dick" pulls it out bends over, and licks it. right in front of like 5 people, i laughed my ass off

[rottenPauL]

what the fuck r u talking about ppl roflmfao hahahahhhahhahah

[hammertime]

damn yall got too much spare time on your hands......and also if you suck your own dick or taste your own jizz are does that make you gay???

[Inferius]

and also if you suck your own dick or taste your own jizz are does that make you gay???

Lol. Make you gay? I didn't know such a thing was possible. You either fancy men or you don't.
...But wait, if you touch your dick and stroke it and get cum all over your hands does that make you gay?

[Lucifuge]

You're all fuckin liars, I've got 50 bucks that says each and every one of you has at least contamplated sucking your own dick. Don't be shy, I was embarassed to admit to my friends I masturbated (constantly) in high school.

[Satan666]

hahahahaha This is funny.

EDIT: Theres nothing wrong with constant masturbation.

[acrca]

this thread was excellent for my entertainment :thumbsup:

[Professor Dan K.]

My cousin Walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. His mom found him, it was a mess. He was on his bed with his legs doubled over himself balls resting on his lips... mom freaked out. true story.

:rasta::rasta:

[MastaChronic]

^ hahahahahahahaha!lol

[fikusroot]

"How'd he die?"
"Broke his neck."
"That's embarrassing?"
"He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
"Shut the hell up."
"Bible truth."
"Stop it."
"I swear."
"Oh, my god."
"Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?"
"No!"
"Yeah sure. You're so repressed."
"Because I never tried to suck my own dick?"
"No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
"Who found him?"
"My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess."
"His dick was in his mouth?"
"Balls resting on his lips."
"He made it, hunhh?"
"Yeah, but at what a price."
"I could never reach."
"Reach what?"
"You know."
"What, your dick?"
"Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner or later."
"I never tried it... Fucking pervert"

[Lucifuge]

^^^ Great Fuckin Movie.

[Cassiopiea]

^^^ Great Fuckin Movie.

What movie was that?

[jamstigator]

Ya know, maybe this is how we could defeat the terrorists! Figure out how guys do this and publish the info, hold classes in the Middle East, teach every Muslim guy how to suck his own dick. Once they learn, I guarantee you there will be a lot less screaming of 'Death to America!' and a whole lot more 'Mmmmmpppphhhmm!' ;)

[Lucifuge]

What movie was that?

Clerks
About 1:30 into this video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wwkt4mmAZqM

[Mud Dauber]

Some of you guys on here are obviously about 12 :(

I'd love to see a guy suck his own dick. And what's so gross about tasting your own semen ? Don't you kiss your partner after she sucks you off ???

If I could eat myself out I would. Every day, too.

[MbanjeBoy]

Gross fact I heard once: When ever you get a mouth fulla jizz, the sperm can last up to five days in your mouth. (dead though, I'd assume.)

I remember when I was about 15 and we were looking at skin cells from the inside of your cheek. I'm sure anyone here who did science at school must have done that. And this one guy in our class had a couple of cells on his slide and asked the teacher what they were.... yup, you guessed it.... lol

[fikusroot]

I remember when I was about 15 and we were looking at skin cells from the inside of your cheek. I'm sure anyone here who did science at school must have done that. And this one guy in our class had a couple of cells on his slide and asked the teacher what they were.... yup, you guessed it.... lol

What? he had plankton in his mouth? Did I guess right? I happen to love the taste of jizz and sip it out of a wine glass while I enjoy a nice puben cigar.

[Frivolous248]

Oh shit, the teacher let everyone in the whole world know that kid ate jizz? Hah, I guess he'll think twice before a taste-test. Assuming it was his...ugh, gross...

[Cassiopiea]

Clerks
About 1:30 into this video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wwkt4mmAZqM

Cheers man, lol i actually found it out ust before I came on the site this time, I had it lying around, whatched some of it sober and hated it. Now ive got some amazing chronic its opened my eyes, lol.

[SinisterK]

Man, I so would if I could, I don't give a fuck what you all think. Never been able to reach though, that's the way the cookie crumbles I guess. Someday.

[fikusroot]

Has anyone seen the SNL skit where Will Ferrells doing Yoga and finally is able to reach his own dick? Funny shit.

[mcqueen]

Wish I could, I would never leave my house. LOL

[MastaChronic]

^neither would george carlin

[az666]

It's where our very young board members reveal themselves to be very young.

What did you mean by that???

[hammertime]

im over sucking my own dick......i prefer to give my self rim jobs now

[orangeman]

What the fuck you are slightly homo :p. You wanna know what a dick tastes like obviously and for enough money you'd suck one possibly mines...I didnt say that :p.

[MastaChronic]

what does penis taste like? i dont wanna find out myself, so anyone?

[cannabis campbell]

2 words... get laid

and if (like orangeman said) you wanna know what a cock tastes like ask your father :)

[Professor Dan K.]

2 words... get laid

and if (like orangeman said) you wanna know what a cock tastes like ask your father :)

oh snap!

[birdgirl73]

What did you mean by that???
I simply meant that it's almost a guarantee that guys who are either attempting self-fellatio or asking questions about the technique on a public cannabis forum without hesitation are nearly always very, very young. More mature guys generally have other ways of obtaining sexual gratification, and they're more discreet, too.

[PotHeed420]

your a wierdo

[MastaChronic]

2 words... get laid

and if (like orangeman said) you wanna know what a cock tastes like ask your father :)

i would but hes dead, blew his brains out. i thought it was kinda funny, i was 7 and i came home from school, saw him lying on the ground with a bunch of towels arranged in a circle. i got closer and i saw why, had his revolver in one hand and a hole in his head. i found a note on the table saying "clean the mess up before your mom and sister get home, dont touch the gun"

[baisez le monde.]

i would but hes dead, blew his brains out. i thought it was kinda funny, i was 7 and i came home from school, saw him lying on the ground with a bunch of towels arranged in a circle. i got closer and i saw why, had his revolver in one hand and a hole in his head. i found a note on the table saying "clean the mess up before your mom and sister get home, dont touch the gun"


um :confused:

[MastaChronic]

um what?

[Gothen]

um what?

That's what she said. haha

[PotHeed420]

he could have possibly put more thought into his sucicide note

[baisez le monde.]

um wre you serious about all that uop there??

[MastaChronic]

yes, totally.

"he could have possibly put more thought into his sucicide note"

my dad was an asshole, he's the one that got me hooked on cigarretes "smoke up son!"

[baisez le monde.]

yes, totally.

i would like to give you a hug :(

[MastaChronic]

cool :thumbsup: but for the wrong reason, plz dont feel bad for me

[baisez le monde.]

ehh, its not a pity hug, its a 'good job for not goign crazy after that experience' hug

[MastaChronic]

You should probably reconsider your hug. :)
No offense Masta.

no offense taken dude, i am quite insane:dance:

[PotHeed420]

baisez you can give me a hug

[ate]

You guys are fucking pathetic.

[PotHeed420]

ate is a latent homosexual.

[baisez le monde.]

baisez you can give me a hug

everysingle one of your posts make me laugh, i swear

[MastaChronic]

blatent* thought id make the correction for ya :thumbsup:

[PotHeed420]

^fur shur

[Euphoric]

WTF

[birdgirl73]

cool :thumbsup: but for the wrong reason, plz dont feel bad for me
I can't help but feel a little bad. That's heavy stuff, MastaC, and you know it. That breaks my heart thinking about you as a little guy finding that.

With this court thing/teacher thing, you're in some sort of court-ordered counseling, right? I ask because I hope you've done at least a little work on some of the stuff you're dealing with/have dealt with. I worry about you, hon.

[B u M b L ee K y]

No need to make things worse then they already are. Stop dwelling on the past and look towards the future.

[Sabron]

All these post were funny.. right up about when masta said that about his father.. then it wasnt funny anymore.. ..but really..

[SocksThaClown]

damn yall got too much spare time on your hands......and also if you suck your own dick or taste your own jizz are does that make you gay???

Not only gay, but also incest. :p

[cannabis campbell]

you need to get laid end of story

[Sabron]

Any sexual act opon yourself is masterbation...so self fellatio is masterbation.. but a strange way.. and if it isnt.. for all of you who masterbate... your calling yourself gay.. how do you feel?