mental telepathy

[Josh David]

I may need mental therapy or I very well may have mental telepathy. It occured to me due to overexposure to paranormal frequincies picked up by my central nervouse system that I have aquired mental telepathy.
Only not like reading your mind or anyone elses mind , but i communicate psi- or mentally through thought to the ghosts and spirits(not to exclude angels or demons) that loiter in my environment. "I see good spirits I see bad spirits." "I dont think im commin down I really dont", and " This is what the devil does""I feel injected."thrill kill kult.
Are there black birds on your wall?

[Bro DZ]

u may well need medical treatment Josh. I recommend scheduling a doctors appointment, really.

but hey, if your doc says theres not a major chemical imbalance in your brain thats known to cause whatever symptoms then your tight! LoL spiritual medium status! you could sucker a lot of people outta a lot of money :)

Peace dude.

[High phy]

boooy... is there any telepathy that aint mental??? @_@

[GotAMinute419]

damn, i thot the matrix was bad

[RESiNATE]

huh?

[GHoSToKeR]

huh?
huh?

[Imotep]

in my expert medical opinion you have schitzophrenia or bi-polar or some such thing.
dont go to a vet next time. :D

[nwburnout]

hee hee heee. That's just too damn funny!!!!!

[Euphoric]

well i think it's possible to be a telepath. i think im one too. i spend a lot of my day trying to burrow myself into people's minds. i particularly enjoy planting images of weed into crowds of people. really.
i think this thread should be in the spirituality forum tho but yeah :D ;)
science has proved telepaths exist! yes!

[Imotep]

science has proved dogs get depressed too.
...and that fish feel pain lol.

[RESiNATE]

FREE THE CHICKENS!!!
lol

[GHoSToKeR]

****THE FULL-MOON IS BEGUN****


There may be an occasional moment of transcendental philosophy which may cause the reader to experience confusion.
These side-effects are normal, and you should not be alarmed.
However, if symtoms persist, consult your medical physician.
WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY WIERDNESS

awesome :D

[RESiNATE]

Well, you gotta cover yourself these days, or I'll find myself in court, or summat.

You know that the world has gone mad, when there is a need to put a label on a mug of coffee that says "Caution, contents may be hot!"

:rolleyes:


lol

[Mrs PotatoHead]

I hear voices too and then I just tell him to shut up (Mr Tater that is).
Maybe you should switch to organic...

FREE THE POTATOES!!!

[vicstar]

lol mrs potatohead u r fucked up m9 pmsl

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Mr Tater told me to never trust a man with two first names.lol

[RESiNATE]

Mr Tater told me to never trust a man with two first names.lol

So, I guess that you'd have little time for Butross Butross Galli (sp?) then

lol

[Mrs PotatoHead]

UHH Who? but I am a Craig David fan ;) .

[RESiNATE]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boutros_Boutros-Ghali

[maryjanemama]

This thread is getting funnier by the minute... You're ALL crazy...I feel right at home...I loooove it!

Sometimes I wonder where sayings come from, like, "Never trust a man with 2 first names." This morning I was wondering where the term, "Who gives a rat's ass?" came from. I mean, why would you give someone a rat's ass? Better yet, why would they want it? And why just the ass...how about the whole rat? Why not just say, "Who cares?" which seems to make much more sense.

[RESiNATE]

Rat's asses are very useful.
You can use them to hold your pencils in, for instance...just lay the rat's ass onthe desk, and insert your pencils!

Be sure to change your rat's ass regularly though, as the flies become annoying after a while :D

[RESiNATE]

It's all to do with worth, init?
A rat's ass is pretty worthless, as (certainly in the old days, when rat's were the scourge of society) they were in abundance.

However, some people say "I couldn't give a flying fuck"!
Now, I personally would like to try a flyin fuck, as the imagery that I've conjured up is quite interesting...hmmm...maybe I should try dating a trapeze artist?

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Rat's asses are very useful.
You can use them to hold your pencils in, for instance...just lay the rat's ass onthe desk, and insert your pencils!

Be sure to change your rat's ass regularly though, as the flies become annoying after a while :D

So right you are. Rats' arses are all the rage. Personally I like to use mine as a pillow, so soft. The down side of that is when I bury my head in my pillow I am literally shoving it up a rats arse. :eek:

[GHoSToKeR]

eth eth eth, eth eth, eth eth eth eth eth eth-eth, Butross Butross Galli, eth eth eth, eth eth eth, chris waddle, eth eth eth, glen hoddle!!!

el tiempo aquÃ* estará.. SCORCHIO!!!!!!!!!

[apsinthion]

And remember the first couple of time's you cough after a lung transplant it's not your phlem!!!

[Bro DZ]

lmao

:p

[Imotep]

where has the man of the hour gone anyhow?

[RESiNATE]

And remember the first couple of time's you cough after a lung transplant it's not your phlem!!!

ffs,Aspinthion...that did make me cough! lmfaoooo
faf dude, nice one

[RESiNATE]

where has the man of the hour gone anyhow?

what, as in 'cometh the hour, cometh the man'?, Imotep?

lol
'bringth the kleenex'

[Imotep]

as in wheres the guy who started this thread?
dropped it like a fart and ran?

[RESiNATE]

lmao..oh yeah, where'd he go?

*looks around*

Perhaps the psychic vampires got him after all :eek:

poor chap

[Josh David]

Woah, that was gr8.Holly snikkerdoodles i mean good hebe jeebees that was fun./

[Imotep]

when u said snikkerdoodles it just got a whole lot funner let me tell you lol.

[RESiNATE]

Snikkerdoodles?
Sounds like something that you'd buy from Ikea!

"Yeah, went to Ikea and bought a coupla 'snikkerddodles'"
"What's a 'snikkerdoodle'?"
"Fucked if I know, mate, but it's funny as fuck! hahaha"
And we all laughed heartily.

[Imotep]

ahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehe
hohohohohohohoho
hot damn.
snikkerdoodles aye.

[Josh David]

yeha , na I got the snikkerdoodles from joe cartoon. Joecartoon.com is the site, you know frog in a blender? Its under the cartoon section (flash cartoons) I think its the joemomma cartoon. O.K. O.K. yall gotta check out the site if anyone hasn't checked it out yet. It's a blast!

[GooseBear]

flying fuck...........eeeeeyyyyyyyyyy hahahah I love this thread!!!

[Byker]

I may need mental therapy or I very well may have mental telepathy.

Cool. Now here's what I need you to do --

Concentrate on the word POWERBALL. Focus on it ... POWERBALL ... POWERBALL ...

... are you beginning to get an image? An image of numbers? An image of a series of six numbers to be drawn this coming Wednesday at 10:59 eastern time ... concentrate ... POWERBALL ... POWERBALL ....

When you have these six numbers, write them down, then email them to me. If I win -- hey, buy ya a beer! Your choice!

Fair enough?

[Josh David]

o chit,ooh chit yeah right there lil mama, yeah oh ,, just a lil bit lower mama ooooooooooooooooooo!!! Baby got to scratch my itch OOh YEAH! WOOOPs wrong thread.

[Euphoric]

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what number am i thinking of? its between 10 and 20.

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[Bro DZ]

88!

cause you get ate twice! Lmao

Peace

[Euphoric]

lol wtf ;)

[Josh David]

10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,is this your card?NO, o.k. now is this your card ? no, O.K. (casper I think we got a flatliner) No,O, well .....How bout some fresh fruit for rotten vegitables?no, o.k.(tough crowd)

[Josh David]

Now it's official, Ive really flown over the coo coo's nest cause I know poeple don't throw weed out around here. I mean c'mon, lace up, you know the purpose fer this thread is so we can clown .So fer all yall, just to keep the lynch mob down, I'll just wrap up in a nice lil staight jacket and assume my nurse is one hot momma.(silly goose)

[Mrs PotatoHead]

faint voice.....Josh......Josh.......Josh.......Josh can you hear me love you seem so far away.

There's a good boy now take you medicine for mama. Do you think the nurses outfit suites me???????? :eek: Everything goes black...........
Oh dear he's out again must be those vampires.

[420mory]

well telepathie is something I always see back in my trips
its something Icannot deny and sometimes makes me crazy
of knowing each answer someone is gonna give
and also hearing someone thoughts as a voice coming from somewhere behind me
and sharing a trip is very common
mostly thats what I get with my friends we get the pretty much the same trip
or atleast we know exactly what someone meansj ust by looking at eachother
but it seems like u got a nice taste of some of these thigns
i see a good future for u:D

[paperlunatic]

i know what your talking about.

i touched a scar on my knee, and i had a vision, and saw the whole sceen. it was cool. but i wasnt high.

[enthused]

mental illness:thumbsup:

[Loudogg]

*cough*shroomer*cough*acid-head*cough*cough*

[paperlunatic]

*cough*shroomer*cough*acid-head*cough*cough*

caugh medicine*caugh**caugh**DXM*caugh*

[Tom Swierzbinski]

4/3 people don't know how to do fractions.

And nine out of ten stoners dont... er... huh? Oh yeah, food!