need help in rollin joints

[dizzy spells]

im in need of special help from real rollers.
every time i roll a joint,it come out like a trumpet .but its the wrong way around 7 im sucking like a goldfish.any help wud be apreciated.thanks

[Proof]

keeep rollin till u learn try different ways we all go start from somewhere n if u cant roll n give up try a pipe or bong :)

[dizzy spells]

iv been trying to roll for 5 + years now & the things still come out wrong way around
iv even tried holding the joint up on 1 side .so the weed dont fall out.
no success there eithe.it allways comes ouit dam it

[High phy]

http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/dollarbill.htm

here ya go, a little guide, photos an all.
hope it helps!.

[dizzy spells]

yes itried that way.
it looked like a snake thas swallowed a frog

[High phy]

then grab some zig zags, some grass and keep trying! there's no big secret to it, just be patient, dedicated and clam.

[High phy]

jummm... like a snake that swallowed a frog? hey, try grinding that weed.

[The C]

C thing will explain you the C-Fold method.

K your paper is liek a rectangle. One side theres a part that becomes sticky when you lick it, On the opposite side, *opposite side* make a fold, as to where you will want you weed to be, make the fold from one end to teh other,You Will make the fold as big as you want your joint to be, then you will place your weed in the CENTERFOLD, and then with precision have it balcne down to the C-Fold... at the end opposite to teh stiky thing. Then roll the C-Fold over the weed, and keep on rolling ti till you got only the sticky paert left, now lick it liek a pussy, and close the joint. Now th8ats the C-fold method.

If you wanan bigger joint attach another half paper.

C-folds has chicks with really good weed, and wiht your own C-fold method (which you learnt form C-thing) mabe you can impress them wiht your tight joint.

Ohh ass your rolling the fold, remember play wiht the weed in the joint, keep evening it out, you can even it out by rolling an extra phat part in between your fingers, always continute to tighten the joint as your roll it, to keep it tight, and mainitn a good shape.

My ends are nover really good, so what i do is lick them shut. So i dont lose weed, or resin.


C-thing.

[GotAMinute419]

just use a pipe if u cant roll, or have people do it for u

[RESiNATE]

lol...ah, I could never roll, until I learnt a secret - here's what I do (bearing in mind that I usually use hash:

Like C said - start with the paper length ways infront of you, with the sticky bit away from you. If it helps, fold the paper in such a way as it forms a trough - this is called 'the chassis' lol
Take care to really pick your tobacco (or grass) apart as you lay it into the chassis - starting from the left, then gradually across to the right. It is important to make sure that the baccy/grass is well loose (don't worry if it spills over, or looks too high in the chassis).
Once you're happy that you have a nice airiated, even spread, carefully pick up the chassis. Gently begin to roll the paper up and down between your thumb and index finger (the bird finger lol), but don't roll too tightly!! - the object here is to get general shape, rather than roll - as a rule, you should use just enough pressure so as not to drop the chassis - gradually roll your fingers to the centre of the chassis
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You know what?
Buy a frigging pipe, I'm bored now
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[vicstar]

do a bong there better they get ya more stoned and when ya out there quik and easy to do whats the most ne 1 has ever done in 1 night??? im talkin bongs here?????

[dizzy spells]

thanks u guys.iv been rolling joints almost none stop,but after iv smoked about 2/3.i still got that dam frog.
im enjoying practising tho

[apsinthion]

Getting a good even spread across the paper in the first place is the most important part.

[RESiNATE]

Getting a good even spread across the paper in the first place is the most important part.

True true, Aspinthion...it's all in the preparation, init :D