do you have a crush on cannabis member?

[Samwhore]

i started out this way

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i just started out confused, it's been all down hill since then.

[Samwhore]

I went downhill, then uphill, then came a loop-de-loop

[delusionsofNORMALity]

ah yes, but i've been gaining speed all this time and in another 40 years i should be able to hit mach 1. then the fun really begins.

[Samwhore]

well, my roller coaster has been closed for repairs,


wierdest thread ive ever jacked :wtf:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

sorry about the coaster, you should really get the damn thing fixed.

[Samwhore]

mechanics on vacation

[delusionsofNORMALity]

well then get another one. there are plenty of qualified coaster mechanics just sittin' around, waiting for someone to call. get off your ass and grab the yellow pages.

[Samwhore]

you mean DEX I dont have yellow pages, and im stuck on the coaster

[delusionsofNORMALity]

damn you young uns with your fancy schmancy, high tech thingamajiggies.
(sorry, i was channeling my grandmother)

you should probably have thought of this before you jumped into the damn thing. it's a simple precaution, like going to the bathroom before leaving on a long trip. now you're trapped on a broken coaster with no mechanic and no way back to reality. if you had thought ahead, you would have at least brought along a snack or something. now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.

[Scarlet Sky]

now you'll probably end up sitting there 'til you starve to death or a low flying alien abducts you. that ought to teach you a lesson.

oooowwweeeeeooooo

tracking.....tracking......

transporter status: opperational

engage...........:abduct:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i'm pretty sure you're not an alien so,thank you for saving sam from a fate worse than death. now if you could find someone to repair her coaster she can get back to doing what she does best, whatever that is. oh yea, jacking threads.

[Coelho]

my theory is that people on line who claim to be 14 year old girls are really 30 year old men and those who claim to be 30 year old men are really 14 year old girls. so if you have a crush on someone here who you think is around 30, you might very well have a crush on yourself. the only problem there is that since you claim to be a 14 year old girl, you are probably a 30 year old man. in which case you are gay and will be very disappointed if you should meet this crush and find him (her) to be a 14 year old girl.

if any of the above made sense to you i would suggest a course of anti-psychotics because you're undoubtedly as messed up as i am.

damn man... it makes a lot of sense for me... seriously... its pure logic, mathematicaly exact, applied to an unusual situation... i love every nonsense which arises from use of logic until its last consequences... :D
i think im sober long enough... sometimes sobriety can be more maddening then stonedness... so i think i need to smoke... :jointsmile:

[SwirlyMass]

i have the hots for sam, reb and any other cute girls who wanna hop in.




just to let you know, i have a jacuzzi out back;)

[stinkyattic]

my theory is that people on line who claim to be 14 year old girls are really 30 year old men and those who claim to be 30 year old men are really 14 year old girls. so if you have a crush on someone here who you think is around 30, you might very well have a crush on yourself. the only problem there is that since you claim to be a 14 year old girl, you are probably a 30 year old man. in which case you are gay and will be very disappointed if you should meet this crush and find him (her) to be a 14 year old girl..
OMG delusions that is possibly the funniest thing I have seen you post, ever, hahahahaha rep to you!!!! edit, oh fuckballs, i can't give you any rep until i spread it around. grrrrrr some people NEED multiple... um... reps :D

[VaporDaddy]

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt. :)
Surreys Princess
stinkyattic
Mrs. Greenjeans
samwhore (when she turns 18 ;) )
Birdgirl
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

[Wesley Pipes]

i think i've said this before but yeah i do have a crush on someone :o, unfortunatly she doesnt feel the same way, i even believe she has a crush on someone else... yep lifes just fuckin fantastic :(

[stinkyattic]

Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt. :)
....
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls
lol
You aren't lacking much in the brains department yourself... it's refreshing...
:D

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i have a crush on mrs. gj's feet and it's all her fault. she just had to tease me by offering to send me a pic of them and now i am totally consumed by thoughts of her toes. alas, now that she's been banned i may never have the chance to view those delicious digits, but i can still dream. oh, the damnable frustration of it all.

[Samwhore]

i'm pretty sure you're not an alien so,thank you for saving sam from a fate worse than death. now if you could find someone to repair her coaster she can get back to doing what she does best, whatever that is. oh yea, jacking threads.

I hired a mechanic, now my roller coaster includes water jets!


i have the hots for sam, reb and any other cute girls who wanna hop in.




just to let you know, i have a jacuzzi out back;)


mines better, 'cuzzi party!


Ok...I'll play. Even though I'm married I can still flirt. :)
samwhore (when she turns 18 ;) )
I have a thing for intelligent stoner girls

we can pretend....:D

[robert42]

who wants me i come with 2 fuctional legs and a lamp...

[Samwhore]

who wants me i come with 2 fuctional legs and a lamp...

:S2: those deformed functional legs,;)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

I hired a mechanic, now my roller coaster includes water jets!
do you slosh on the turns?

quit sitting on the jets and wipe that grin off your face.

[Samwhore]

do you slosh on the turns?

quit sitting on the jets and wipe that grin off your face.

how did you know my alterior motive?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

how did you know my ulterior motive?
i wasn't always a silly old fart....:rolleyes:


or maybe i was, i'm not quite sure.:confused:

[MadSativa]

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[Samwhore]

i wasn't always a silly old fart....:rolleyes:


or maybe i was, i'm not quite sure.:confused:

I think I spelled ulterior wrong, or is it alterior?

you can sit on my jets any time

[Wesley Pipes]

I think I spelled ulterior wrong, or is it alterior?

you can sit on my jets any time

ahhh could delusions be the object of sammy's affections, me thinks so :jointsmile:

[Wesley Pipes]

i think i've said this before but yeah i do have a crush on someone :o, unfortunatly she doesnt feel the same way, i even believe she has a crush on someone else... yep lifes just fuckin fantastic :(

now i know FOR SURE she likes someone else.... according to someone else i know, i aint the one she wants... she prefers the stuck up steroid poppin body builder who loves himself more than anything else instead....

well FUCK LOVE, i've had it with always bein second best to someone else. whats the fuckin point.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

I think I spelled ulterior wrong, or is it alterior?

you can sit on my jets any time

you spelled it wrong, i corrected it, then you spelled it wrong and right. i'm a bit of a fanatic about things like that. i'm afraid i'll have to pass on the jets. i'm scared to death of the intake.

[Samwhore]

ahhh could delusions be the object of sammy's affections, me thinks so :jointsmile:

nah, you could say I have a

crush on cannabis
love on cannabis
lesbian lover on cannabis

lol:hippy:

normality is not one of those;)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

normality is not one of those;)

besides, this old hippie passed thirty something a looooooong time ago.:hippy:

damn it, we need a smilie with a long grey beard.

[Samwhore]

actually, if youve noticed, I find older guys around 30-40 sexy

[stinkyattic]

actually, if youve noticed, I find older guys around 30-40 sexyThat's because you have good taste. I always knew it! :D

[benagain]

actually, if youve noticed, I find older guys around 30-40 sexy

Arent you like 15? Man, I hope you don't have your IM or contact info around here anywhere. You're gonna get slammed with some pervs looking for a good time.
Maybe they could make a dateline special out of it.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Arent you like 15? Man, I hope you don't have your IM or contact info around here anywhere. You're gonna get slammed with some pervs looking for a good time.
Maybe they could make a dateline special out of it.

hey! i'm a perv looking for a good time and i find your attitude highly offensive. as soon as i get out of these handcuffs and this leather suit i'm going to call up the aclu and slap your ass with a massive lawsuit. by the time we're done with you, i'll own your...um...well, at least i might be able to recoup the court costs.;)

[stinkyattic]

... as soon as i get out of these handcuffs and this leather suit i'm going to call up the aclu and slap your ass with a massive lawsuit. ...
Um how did you get IN them to begin with?
Did Bobo the friendly gorrila help you?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Um how did you get IN them to begin with?
Did Bobo the friendly gorilla help you?

i don't ask name and she was a little furry, but i don't think it was bobo. they're my damn cuffs, but i think we were a little over-enthusiastic last night and the key seems to have been misplaced. either that or it is lodged in some orifice we haven't yet explored.

[Samwhore]

Arent you like 15? Man, I hope you don't have your IM or contact info around here anywhere. You're gonna get slammed with some pervs looking for a good time.
Maybe they could make a dateline special out of it.

hahha, been there done that, no, I dont have any contact info, not even the flag where I live

[The.Devil.Himself]

Uh.

no. sorry but it's hard to like someone when the only thing you see is text.

I know what you mean... this post makes me think you are a dry, humorless, sad individual. Oh wait, i DON'T know what you mean! Cause this post i read of your made me NOT like you.

Get a clue man.

People DO connect, even if through their monitors.

[Wesley Pipes]

I know what you mean... this post makes me think you are a dry, humorless, sad individual. Oh wait, i DON'T know what you mean! Cause this post i read of your made me NOT like you.

Get a clue man.

People DO connect, even if through their monitors.

and offsite too, ever heard of Instant Messaging and E-mails? :)

[Samwhore]

I know what you mean... this post makes me think you are a dry, humorless, sad individual. Oh wait, i DON'T know what you mean! Cause this post i read of your made me NOT like you.

Get a clue man.

People DO connect, even if through their monitors.

pure pwnage

[The.Devil.Himself]

Well good golly, what kind of statement is that? Text has been a medium of love since the first cave-man wrote his cave-wife a cave-love-letter, even if in dinosaur blood on rocky walls!!

I hope cave-wife didn't respond the same way, or else there'd be cave-wife ribs for supper!!

[Samwhore]

if you were talking about my statement, I was complimenting you ^

[Wesley Pipes]

if you were talking about my statement, I was complimenting you ^

i thnik he was talking to me... even tho i was agreeing with him lol

[The.Devil.Himself]

heh nah i was referring to the goofball's "how can i like text" remark.

that silly suzan.

[Samwhore]

my my how this thread has grown....

[Wesley Pipes]

yeah i think some people don't realise that this site isnt the only place thet people talk to each other on....

i mean i did the webcam and occasionaly the voice chat thing with someone on here for about a year now.

[Wesley Pipes]

my my how this thread has grown....

23 pages and u still aint told anyone who your crushin on, i think its only fair that you do as some people have told who they crush on.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

my my how this thread has grown....

are you proud of yourself?

come to think of it, i don't believe you ever did spill the beans.

[Samwhore]

theres also telephone...

[Samwhore]

23 pages and u still aint told anyone who your crushin on, i think its only fair that you do as some people have told who they crush on.

how wrong you are, only two people know, one I told a lie to, one I told the truth to

[delusionsofNORMALity]

how wrong you are, only two people know, one I told a lie to, one I told the truth to

now we have to go back through every post in this damn thing and find the lie and the truth and figure out which is which. people are just too damn cryptic.

[Samwhore]

now we have to go back through every post in this damn thing and find the lie and the truth and figure out which is which. people are just too damn cryptic.

:S2: the one who knows the truth has never posted on this thread! good luck!

[The.Devil.Himself]

Is this infatuation based on a picture? Or is your crush based on personality? what's the deal??

Also, if i may, how old are you?

Is that you in your avatar?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

:S2: the one who knows the truth has never posted on this thread! good luck!

oh well, just another one of life's many unanswered questions. guess i'll just get high and wander off to something else.:hippy:

[Skink]

I't pretty obvious who sammy wants...

[Samwhore]

oh really skink, who would this be?

[Samwhore]

OMG! I NEVER NOTICED THE TYPO IN THIS THREAD!

it says "do you have a crush on cannabis member"

I should read "do you have a crush on a cannabis member"

I feel like a tool shed :S2:

[VaporDaddy]

Home Depot. ;)

[Samwhore]

Home Depot. ;)

thats my inside joke, but now switched to Home DeBeard

[VaporDaddy]

I have encountered so many of your "inside jokes" that I may have to stop trying to be so damn friendly.

[Demeter]

ha, but you do weight training? and you're a teacher....hrrrm, y'know i happen to be somewhat of a teachers pet myself.

My my, I've seen the likes of naughty boys like you before. ;) While it is sometimes soooooo tempting, I try very hard to maintain objectivity when the strapping young men stand too close to me- cue Police song-

But then again, I don't really know how old you are, my pet!

[GodBud]

Samwhore you seem really really hot!

[halfassedjediknight]

I havnt been here long enough. there are people i enjoy having some badass conversations with, but its too early to say.

dude this is totally 5th grade! :hippy:

[Samwhore]

Samwhore you seem really really hot!

hm, I seem to be as hot as 98.6 degrees farenheit