Instead of Lube

[MechAnimal]

Ok i wont tell the story that led to this thread being started, but what are peoples ideas for things around the house too use for lube if the real thing is not availiable.
Be Creative People....

[alex32]

Butter, WD-40.

[deftdrummer]

fine grit sandpaper I hear works well

[nuggetgirl]

A great big loogie? lol...

[holysmokin]

If your wearing a condom DONT use baby oil it will eat through a latex condom. If you dont have any thing else use the prison standby vasalene:D

[herbollah]

WD-40.

hahahaaa. at least there'd be no squeeking. think my neighbours should give it a try:D

[Delta9 UK]

If you dont have any thing else use the prison standby vasalene:D

Or don't....

This will also rot your condom (if its Latex)

[stinkyattic]

Mayonnaise

Canna Butter

Nonstick pan spray... garlic flavor... sexy

Or maybe you should try getting your girl more hot and bothered before chasing her around with Mr. Johnson, then you won't need any.

[herbollah]

Nonstick pan spray... garlic flavor... sexy



would you kiss her afterwards:D

[Frivolous248]

...I wanna hear the story.

[Frivolous248]

Depends which way it came out...Could help ya' poo better!

[LIP]

Extra VIRGIN olive oil... and a pack off 100 jonny's

[psychocat]

You aren't doing your job right if she needs lubing up ! I am assuming it isn't for jacking off if you're using a condom.

I suggest you try superglue !:D

[halo]

Ok i wont tell the story that led to this thread being started, but what are peoples ideas for things around the house too use for lube if the real thing is not availiable.
Be Creative People....

I think he was saying if there isnt any pussy around.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You aren't doing your job right if she needs lubing up ! I am assuming it isn't for jacking off if you're using a condom.

I suggest you try superglue !:D

Or maybe he's banging a Grandma or something, and she's all dried up and mummified...

You should just invest $5 into a bottle of good lube

[hiphop420247]

just use the natural juices lube sucks anyway

[MechAnimal]

Ok, it's not for masturbation lol , i didnt even think of that, nor do i have any problem getting her wet enough, the thing is you see, where i was(and still am) planning on putting it, there is no natural lube, :P
P.s Nuggetgirl, i just pissed myself laughing.
and frivolous, if ya wanna hear the story, [email protected] is my msn addy, talk to me there.

[Cotton_Mouth]

A great big loogie? lol...

LOL! that would be fucking disgusting, man.

[ddropdeadfred]

an empty toilet paper roll with chicken skin turned inside out in the middle, microwave for 30 seconds....mmmmm

[SpiritLevel]

...where i was(and still am) planning on putting it, there is no natural lube...
Sounds like some one is after anal penetration. Give her a tindaloo X vindaloo X madras on a single plate and she might shit on your dick.. mwahaha fucking lube!

[LIP]

Ok, it's not for masturbation lol , i didnt even think of that, nor do i have any problem getting her wet enough, the thing is you see, where i was(and still am) planning on putting it, there is no natural lube, :P
P.s Nuggetgirl, i just pissed myself laughing.
and frivolous, if ya wanna hear the story, [email protected] is my msn addy, talk to me there.

Oh my!

Eye C...

Anal aye?

oooooo!

Someones adventurous.

[partyguy420]

umm... the spit from blow jobs, and pussy juice seams to work good enuf for me to get off.

[Euphoric]

Our solution? Delicious Land O' Lakes Light Whipped Butter

[MechAnimal]

Lmao i created this thread in order to actually learn something useful,
I didnt.
But twas good for a laugh, so

THREAD SUCCESS!

[Euphoric]

O!!

[IllusionalFate]

- precum
- anal lube

[Kryzco]

honestly I've wondered this too

are there any other things to use as lube other than store bought or natural

but then I don't like the idea of putting butter or other weird sustances into my vajayjay

[invision]

an empty toilet paper roll with chicken skin turned inside out in the middle, microwave for 30 seconds....mmmmm

some things should be kept secret :eek:

[BlueDevil]

Fred's rather scarry recommendation made me immediately think of Family Guy, the episode where they're all kids, a la Little Rascals. Peter ponders what they'd be like if it weren't for women, and the scene cuts to he and Quagmire in smoking jackets, wearing monocles and checking stock assets from a ticker tape machine.

..and I'm paraphrasing here,

*Peter* Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

*Quagmire* Butter's in the fridge!!!



But to answer the thread, hrmmmm. Can't say I've ever come across a dry vertical smile, certainly no issues after using the fisherman for a routine tonsil check. The few times I've errr, 'doted the i,' it was by request and the girl in question had either pre-charged the area or just benefited enough from it's drooling neighbor for the act not be an issue.


Wow. That's about as explicit as I've been in a long time. Think I'm blushing here. :o

[HypnotizedMind]

spit.

and on another note id love to bang the land o lakes chick.

[MastaChronic]

^ word thats been my fantasy since i was 12

[MastaChronic]

o sry for the double post, umm, peanut butter and jelly

[Nochowderforyou]

Butter, WD-40.

Ha ha! :thumbsup: Just rub the girl up with a stick of butter. :p

I used, and have always used just my spit. It's the worlds greatest lube, and it's free.<----in sex I'm talking

[mmm reefer]

My one friend used Shampoo while having butt sex.