3 words after sex

[Kryzco]

Yeah I'm stoned and bored out of my mind right now, I went on myspace and saw a bulletin and I've never seen it done here, so I figured I'd post it

Ok here is the deal...

its a fun lil game where you make up 3 words to say after sex (the act itself not the word)

be it funny, weird, or down right worng

and please don't choose 3 random words

it should make sense

go nuts

I'll start off...

Is that it?

[usedchemicals]

I've had better

[Jaycub]

this thread sucks.

:)

[bud breath420]

that was quick..

[cole]

want a cigaret

[Inferius]

My crabs itch.

[budsgood]

should that ooze? :eek:

[led.zeppelin]

I have aids

[SocksThaClown]

I'm a man. :eek:

[Euphoric]

oh my god

[MechAnimal]

Argh, my eyes.

[bud breath420]

paper or plastic?

[floyd2zapper]

Make the tea

[Greenport]

shut up bitch

[shoi]

shit face have?

[HazmatTHC]

Make Me Pie

[Not Enough Herb]

where's your sister?

[lagstronaut]

hi i'm Joey :D

[Shannon]

Your sisters tighter.

[Cotton_Mouth]

Should've bagged you.

[phatboyrw]

:rasta: i have yet to find smething to do with all my free time but sit here a reply to all these fucked up posts i have just sat here for the last 30 minutes reading this intire thread yes i know u can't beleive that it took me 30 minutes to read this little bit of jibberish but u see a man like me has to stop and keep the buzz on and it takes time so please try to understand where i am coming from whether it be from planet earth or my own space adventure which takes place inside my brain well peeps i gots to be going keep'em fat and always blazed phatboyrw:rasta:

normallity is the key to insanity but the last time i was there at the door of insanity there wasn't any key holes hell there wasn't even a door just a large deep black abyss

[Th3 sand m4n]

^^ wow that kid is fucked up :thumbsup:

[SpiritLevel]

£10 weren't it?

[smoke it]

got a light?

[pogmoasal1]

huh? what condom?
or
where is my watch?
or
jerkin offs better
or
you gots theclap

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Wow! It's small.

[nuggetgirl]

please leave now...

[floyd2zapper]

Lick it clean

[orangeman]

What the fuck?

This thread is weird :p.

[Trip06]

your moms next, your grandma's next, damn you smell, breakfast in bed?, Alcohol is bad, where am I?, I got aids, yes...number (insert random number),

[IanCurtisWishlist]

smoke a bowl.

[azure]

what just happened?

[Midnight Baker]

who are you?

you want more?

walk my dog

leave it in

what a night

[GratefulDead4ever]

heres a tissue

[StStephen]

I gotta Piss!!!!

[Ammie]

good sex = OH MY GOD!!!

Bad sex = Are u kiddin??

[bobmarleyjr.]

Your..not..linda?

[PotHeed420]

Whats your name?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

My dick burns

[Spiggums]

wheres meh money

[SpiritLevel]

I'm still hard!
I ent finished!
Get back here!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

(I) Lost the key..

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You're Still Here?

[slipknotpsycho]

gone-oh!-rea, well that sucked, (can't believe no one's said it) i love you (or it's counterpart) i hate you, smell you later, i... need... liquor, are you serious, i shit myself, your pussy's infected, i smell fish, is that tuna, i love seafood, bulldog eating mayonaise (ok now i have to tell you the joke.. johnny walks up to his dad and says "dad, what does it look like?" dad says "what do you mean son?" kid pops off with "you know..... it" dad replies "oooooooh, that.... it loooks like a beautiful pink rose" satisfied, johnny walks off. 2 hours later, he returns... "dad, what does it look like after?", caught totally off guard and flabergasted, he replies "well..... hmm.... son? have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?")

[OniEhtRedrum781]

It's too spongy

[gin rummy]

i'm gonna puke

[caligrown]

where's my sandwitch

[hammertime]

your cunts nasty

your ass smells

did you fart?

splattered your face

fuckin dirty slut

you got raped!

[Captain Hanks]

Got any std's?

[SpiritLevel]

wanna swap sides?

[shoi]

im ur father

[downundadude]

i collect stamps

[stinkyattic]

Try again later?

[herbollah]

you're fifteen? nnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rhino44]

fix me sandwich... probably mentioned above

[hammertime]

holla back ho!

who's the man!

i got warts!

my dick hurts

[Midnight Baker]

your how old!?!?!

[pbzeppelin90]

ouch! my fetus!

[pogmoasal1]

hi im nick (or whatever your name happens to be)
damn that sucked
call me FABIO (i loves fabio)
im so itchy

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You Got Crabs?

[sdhall36]

give it back!!!

[smartuser]

you're a dude?

[downundadude]

wanna get married

[SpiritLevel]

shit! my wife....

[PrisonerInGlass]

Turn on CNN

[BobBong]

"You did WHAT???"

[DannyMan]

I love you.

[hiphop420247]

suck my dick

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You circumsized me...

[Inferius]

Who ARE you??!?

[Ammie]

what was that??????

[Ammie]

your brothers better!!!

[Ammie]

ummm thats it :rolleyes:

[shilling]

Your mum's better/
/ tighter
/ raunchier
/ tittier

[napolitana869]

where's the remote?

[budzy malone]

Got any friends?

[budzy malone]

Do it again!

[budzy malone]

Is that it!

[budzy malone]

Ah how much?

[Green Love]

Down you go,
with your back,
on the floor,
hit it right,
and we tight.

GL

[Ammie]

sry cash only!

[Green Love]

Next, free love

[Green Love]

U Pussy Niga

[hammertime]

trick ass ho!

[RainyDayWoman]

that was great...
want a beer?

[Inferius]

Uh-oh... It's stuck!!

[bentleygtgirl]

omg no one said this!

LETS GET HIGH

[Cooler Then Jesus]

you gotta go!

[yoda]

is that poo???

[cannabis=freedom]

i have the definitive one.....come out, guys

[Inferius]

Are you dead??!

[kemikal1]

Wot? Your twins???:dance:

:pimp:

[Green Love]

Are you straight?

[Ammie]

is that it :rolleyes:

[DannyMan]

cum again? *moaning*

[Gothen]

I actually said once after sex with an ex a couple years ago, I just looked at her and said, 'Right....bye now.'

She didn't think it was funny, though....she was pissed.

[aonymity]

u take check?
u take credit?
wheres my keys?
wheres my ring?
:eek:its got teeth!?!?!?!?
ready for round3????
wheres the bud?
ive got (pick an std)
u done yet?
thats a rap!!!
whoaaaaa stop rolling!


im blazed this shit is great

[DannyMan]

:eek:its got teeth!?!?!?!?


HAHAHAHA, classic.

[Tomorrow]

what a whore

[allrightname]

Ive been reading a lot here and wasnt going to register but this thread prompted to. To quote Charlotte's Web: "That'll do pig. (That'll do.)"

[2Naughty2bgood]

where am i?

[Skrappie]

take me home

[Inferius]

Make me sandwich.

[Funyons]

got a sister?

[Dreadmantic]

Untie me please?

[allrightname]

Make me sandwich.

I dont know how many people are *NIX geeks around here but if you are you may get a chuckle out of this:

http://xkcd.com/c149.html

[Nochowderforyou]

"I'll see ya" ;)

[Abattoir Dream]

hahaha, i cant believe no-one sed it,

AND IM SPENT!!! (accompanied by a slap on the ass :))

[Inferius]

Want fries withat?

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

youre still here?/
uh oh... diarreah/
you smell chlorophorm?

[bud.dy]

oh! hi mom!
let's roll one
let's do it (Again?)

[I just love weed]

gi-gity gi-gity goo!
Im hungry as fuck! (its 4 letters but its funny)

[rebgirl420]

wheres my panties?

[KHAN]

Here's a £5

[KEGS]

need a smoke

[ghettoBlunt]

the condom broke

ignore the aids

[Zoosh]

AND IM SPENT!!! (accompanied by a slap on the ass )
haha i like that one

[JunkYard]

wheres my panties?


"I'll see ya"

^^The only honest answers so far, or at least the most common.^^

Another varient of those would be what I sometimes say...

"See ya, baby"

:thumbsup:

[crf250smoker]

wheres my beer

[JunkYard]

JunkYard (http://boards.cannabis.com/member.php?u=39696) how dya know I don't say 'where's my weed' while she's saying 'where's my panties' while they're swingin in the ceiling fan... honest answers lol, you've obviously shagged the world
'better with chocolate' mwhahahaha

I also put an "or most common"

Of course, this is only my personal experience talking. Obviously, I haven't 'shagged' the world, haha!

I couldn't possibly know what others actually say, aside from my own interactions, so...

If you say "Where's my weed" after sex, I'll believe you...honest!

:smokin:

[JunkYard]

I couldn't imagine why you would...

:smokin:

[Tiggernutts]

What's your name?

[PdoubleOTY]

Need a towel?
Squeeze the tip!
Don't tell anyone...
Oops, my bad!

[PdoubleOTY]

Why's it bloody?

Whoa..what's that?

Oh no...FLUFFY!

Shit, not again!

Please lemme die!

What's "pull out"?

INSTANT BABY MAKER!

[Eraserhead71]

get the towel

dont pull out

[Sabron]

Well its not *after* sex its right at teh end though... and its not 3 words.. its one.. and here it is..

Oops..

[justinsane]

why you cryin?

[The X Man]

see you later

[The X Man]

There's my bus

[The X Man]

where's my wallet

[The X Man]

I'm your father

[The X Man]

What's for breakfast?

[The X Man]

Drive me home?

[d00d989]

hahahahhaha........ it DID break!!!

[Mista Sippi]

change your diaper

[statechamp3]

your on camera

[EckyThump]

wheres that spliff

[Ivlatt]

Smell my lip \ what's that smell?
You're over 10!?:mad:
Oh my daaaammn

[partyguy420]

got a smoke?
Fuck, rubber broke....

[ilikerabbits]

I smell salami :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying

[partyguy420]

weres that tuna?

mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm gooooooooooooood....

beer me now...

time for bed...

wanna try agin?

another round please???

[Sabron]

you got claps

(followed by laughing and sneering)

[Tom Swierzbinski]

A personal favourite...

'Sort it out'.

[cannabis campbell]

did you come?

[GollyWog420]

Good night Biatch

[Mista Sippi]

i killed her
bless you father
now pay me
damn you ugly
wanna watch barney?
nice adams apple
you're my sister?
sign here please
sorry about that
load the bong

[Dankmike]

Need a taxi?

Need a towel?

[BobBong]

"How's that headache?"

[Blazed and Confused]

let's smokea blunt

[Reefer Rogue]

three more times

[Big Bad Brit]

Get me coffee.
Now go home.
Now your sis/mom/granny.
Do I care ?

[the yeag]

your husband's home!!!!!!!!!

[Smokin EnDo]

your sister's better!

[Sir Raf of BONG!]

gimme the weed

[slipknotpsycho]

o.0 here's one for the ladies...

MY WATER BROKE!

[deadfan420]

Start the car.
Damn gear shift!
Your how old???
Got any $1s
Your MY mom?
Lemme sniff that!
I'm a crossdresser
Where's the condom?
What's a condom?
Who is next?
Smoke that shit!
Gimme my needle!
Wanna share needles?
Where's your legs?
Damn your hairy!
Pee on me!


Sorry if there are any repeats in my post, I tried to look through all the others, but one or two might have slipped in.

[Nightcrewman]

Was it salty?

NCM

[TheAtomicPunk]

Cash or credit?

[Shannon]

Just like Daddy

[TallCoolOne]

i need more then 3.

They are-

Wa'am, Ba'am, Thank You Ma'am!

[twoguysupnorth]

are you hungry?
get me water?
where's the dogs?
i have to admit i did'nt read the whole thread so if these are copies i appologise.

[Ghettoguy]

Where's my money?

[Blitzed]

Whats your name?
Go home.
I wanta divorce.
Is it in?
Im so sticky.

[Blitzed]

That's enough, really.

lmao.. I'd hate to hear that...

[1chronic]

Dinners ready when?

[deadfan420]

You gotta cock!
Go home now!
where's the dog?
cash or check?
Use it like conditioner (okay, 4 words, so sue me).
You're a cop?
Untie my ropes!
Stick it in!
Take it out!
No more whipping

[Blitzed]

ass to mouth?

God I love Clerks2..

Not for the faint off heart (rated R for language)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y0_0ZdnZfHA

[A328519]

Get out, now.

[LuckyG]

Happy birthday, grandma!

[Creesab]

give me more
smoke a bowl
I love you
I hate you
you are awesome
need a rest?
one more time
I can't talk
where's the condom?
oh my god

[evertking]

Dont tell mom!

[skatermack]

Time 2go2 mars.

[ProGroWannabe]

WHAT! we're cousins?!?!

[Jim M]

clean your face

[Jim M]

Happy birthday, grandma!

hahahahahahahahahaha

[snowblind]

where's my hamster ?
is cheque ok?
that were shit
you've been framed
i love jesus
canihave another go?
shud ring gf

[Celeste]

my water broke

[deadfan420]

My asshole hurts.
My fist hurts.
My dick hurts.
Where's that bannana?

[EmericanStoner420]

i got herpes

[picilo]

Where's the Towel?

Change the sheets!

uhhh ahhh uuaohhahhhhoo

Are you ok?

[bcubed]

Our little secret
Don't tell mommy

[420MissHighTimes420]

its cigg time

[Bubbleman]

Time for weed

[the image reaper]

go to sleep .... :S3:

[napolitana869]

I dont know if its been said already

I want something

[Bubbleman]

Wanna smoke some?
Lets poke smot.
I smell green.
Wheres the green?
I have green!
Who has green?
Hit the pipe!
Wheres the lighter?!
Clean the pipe!
Load the bowl!
Pack another please.
Wanna go again?
Again while high?
Lets do this!
You're too high!

[BillyBongThorton]

ive got a better one. write the name of the song your listing to right now and then type "after sex" right after it.

i seen it a million times on myspace bullitons but i dont care anyway.

[BillyBongThorton]

ill start. smoke 2 joints after sex

[BillyBongThorton]

just ignor what i just sais. i thought i was posting it in another fourm

[BillyBongThorton]

i didnt mean to post that.

[Straight Illin]

I have H.I.V.

[nicandy]

Are we done?

[twoguysupnorth]

cum on me!!!

[CUPNOODLES]

BITCH GET OUT!!

[Hardcore Newbie]

This is terrible.

Please go home.

My penis burns.