What to name a white bong...

[theburningsky]

Just picked up a new bong yesterday, check the picture below. 17.5" high, soft glass, definitely a few pounds on it, mostly frosted glass, with the rest being clear, and the base is a pearly material, like the inside of a clam.

Anyways, we had a very fun first day attempting to pick a name for it... here's a list of what we had:

Ivory
Everest
Matterhorn
Byron
Gandalf
The White Lotus
Norwhale
Denali
Zephyr
There were a handful of others, and we were looking at names for white pets, mountains, mythological creatures, planets, greek/roman gods, and whatever else we could think of. We finally decided on Zephyr, at which point we decided to read the lyrics to "The Zephyr Song" by Red Hot Chili Peppers:

"Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together"
Amusing...

Anyways, anyone have any other good names for white bongs/pieces?

[dankman]

tichuba

[couch-potato]

I'd call it Casper. Then again, I suck at names.

[Khronic]

I think that Gandalf really suits that bong.

That things fucking awesome man! Good choice !

[ShadowGate420]

abominable snowbong
silver surfer
jack frost

[cole]

i smoked outta one just like that "diff colors" good bong, but as for a name thats somethign you need to pick

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Name him Casper...

[IanCurtisWishlist]

NICE BONG!!

It reminds me of the video game final fantasy 7 for some reason. Name it Aeries or Aerith :)

[Smokin EnDo]

How about cum tower

[silasbotwin]

call it ivory, so you can get a black bong and call it ebony.

[Cas]

i say gandalf. that's what i thought before even opening this thread.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

NICE BONG!!

It reminds me of the video game final fantasy 7 for some reason. Name it Aeries or Aerith :)

looks kinda like the white materia....

[Cas]

ivory coast is sounding good right now. i think that's a country somewhere, weren't they in the world cup this year?

btw, your bong looks like a tower from lord of the rings or someshit

[birdgirl73]

I like the name Gandalf a lot. But I also sorta like Blanca or Blanco, for white (you choose the -a or -o ending according to your gender preference for the bong). That lends itself to BlancaBong. It looks curvy and female to me.

I tend to choose very literal, straightforward names, which my son assures me is boring. For many years, I had a calico cat, which I stepped out on a limb and named Calico.

[partyguy420]

kaos, jack frost or casper

[bobmarleyjr.]

the white widow...or whitey, wut ever one works better

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

yea...cum tower is cool lol

i would actually name it that just for the hell of it

[PotHeed420]

I'd call it Casper. Then again, I suck at names.

I was going to say the same thing.

[Jaycub]

The White Lotus. Keep this bong for personal, chilled-spiritual sessions.

[johnnyAKABob]

I think that Gandalf really suits that bong.

That things fucking awesome man! Good choice !

im sure there must be hundreds of bongs and pipes named gandalf now lol

[theburningsky]

Before deciding on Zephyr, Gandalf was my first pick. It's a very solid, wise-looking, bong, with a very classic feel to it. However, the base and an irridescent (spelling?) coat on the bong lent it a unique character that we felt Zephyr was a good choice. Plus, look at those lyrics, they're allllll about a bong lol.

"Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together"


Oh and the bong? Only $60 at the best Champaign-Urbana headshop there is, Undercover. Should have paid $120+ easily anywhere else.

[woccretz]

i would definately call it Gandalf. it has that lord of the rings feel to it and reminds me soooo much of gandalf! but then again, its your choice man and thats a pretty cool name you ended up with :cool:

[daima]

honkey cracker ass white muther fucker:D

dai*ma:stoned:
orrr. Mr. Ed
Willllburrrrrrrr...why are you always on top?

[shoi]

blacky the white bong
or bwb

[MeatRulz]

White Lightning....?

[pogmoasal1]

honkey cracker ass white muther fucker:D


ahahaha that is exactly what i was thinking

[pogmoasal1]

oh white rabbit liike the jefferson airplane song

[UMrocksmysocks]

milky... or yaeoh




oh white rabbit liike the jefferson airplane song

hahhahaha or that one, i like white rabbit :rasta:

[theburningsky]

honkey cracker ass white muther fucker:D

hahaha, we actually seriously considered honky for about two minutes, but that would have been much better for a white acryllic one or something, not something like this.

[Jaycub]

oh white rabbit liike the jefferson airplane song

I really like that name. Good idea!

[420purplehaze420]

milky... or yaeoh

A tasteful coke reference would be sweet...like snowblind or somthin, instead of a name that came from some long ass movie that isnt even really that great, or a gangsters last name(yayo)

your sig makes me feel paranoid, so i think ill go smoke a bowl of marijuana that I purchased illegally, i couldnt imagine not smoking weed like you apparently do.

[slipknotpsycho]

if it hits good, White Lightning.

[the image reaper]

"Wong" .... :D

[Parallel Universe123]

The Blizzard,

[Lethal G]

call it the Token White Bong. (That's the best I can come up with lol)

[slipknotpsycho]

or if you like charmed, White Lighter, anyway you go about it that name fits, it's a white bong and it will get your ass lit...

[slowburn420]

I just got a new steamroller thats clear. My friend wanted to name it "Whitey", and i wanted to name it "The Ghost", so i told him we should name it "Whitey the Ghost", so thats what we named it, "Whitey the Ghost".

[Captin]

i agree, either cum tower or cracker.

[theburningsky]

UPDATE: After having this bong for one *very* good weekend so far, I've noticed that some of the clear, non-frosted spaces in the bong chamber have become to tint that beautiful goldish/brown that coats a new glass piece as you're breaking it in. There is an iridescent coating on the outside of the glass, and when combined with that slight resin tint, the bong has started to become golden and white.

I'll try to keep updating with photos, it seems like this will eventually become a crazy design. The darker spots on the picture are the clear glass, which is now becoming gold and iridescent. The white spots are just a pearly white.

[ShadowGate420]

JACK FROST!

[mynameisbob28]

I'd call it Casper. Then again, I suck at names.

I was thinking the same name without even opening the thread... just saw "white bong" in the title...

[hammertime]

white lightning would be a kick ass name

white widow