View Full Version : THE NEVER ENDING THREAD!!!!
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-07-2006, 03:30 PM
Ok i did this on another stoner site and it went forever and a day. SOOOO i figured id try it here.
ok here is how it goes. I start off a story with a couple Sentances and stop it wherever i want. THEN the next person who post continues the story and goes which ever way it goes. its funny as hell when you get a bunch of blowned out minds geting creative or geting dumb on a story lol. maybe this won't go know where but who the fuck cares :dance:
One day there was a guy name BOB. he was driving to work one day while rolling a phatty up and saw the cops lights shinning in his back window.....
make it legal
09-07-2006, 04:11 PM
he quickly took out his 9mm and popped the cops tires and drove off smoking his j, but then...
oliwog
09-07-2006, 04:14 PM
a crack fiend jumped in front of him and jacked is car weed and his J so he.........
smok3y
09-07-2006, 04:16 PM
runs in to the middle of the road and.....
herbollah
09-07-2006, 04:19 PM
and flags down a cop with a flat tyre.....
deftdrummer
09-07-2006, 04:28 PM
but since they are already looking for him, he pops that cop too and jacks his ride...
Bodom Children Of
09-07-2006, 04:37 PM
then he loads the shotgun from the back seat and...
rottenPauL
09-07-2006, 04:40 PM
shoot the cop in the legs while driving way.. but then he notices..
herbollah
09-07-2006, 04:46 PM
another cop's in the car with him........
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-07-2006, 04:51 PM
The cop slap him in the head for droping the j and says, "thats weed abuse" then grabs it up and hits it. Bob, as shocked as he is, says ".....
hey fuck off piggie whatdo you know about smoking so he ...
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-07-2006, 05:04 PM
told the cop to hit up a drug dealers house to raid it for herb. they do so then go back to BOBs house where he wants to kill him but instead he...
runs out nakid cause he got all drunk and then
rottenPauL
09-07-2006, 05:11 PM
he trips outta his mind and wakes up in a hospital only to realize...
it was all a dream...[?]
FIN
rottenPauL
09-07-2006, 05:30 PM
and then Bill, after watching bob's movie, desided to switch off the tv, and go to his room to light a bowl, he reaches his pocket for the weed but...
Lethal G
09-07-2006, 05:32 PM
..all he finds are legal buds. So then he...
(lol I was thinking of starting a thread like this, looks like you beat me to it)
rottenPauL
09-07-2006, 05:34 PM
toss em away and head to his dealer to buy some real shit...
herbollah
09-07-2006, 05:34 PM
decides to smoke them , but he...
Zoosh
09-07-2006, 06:05 PM
loses control of his sphincter and all his buddies walk in on him trying to clean up his own turd
dryst
09-07-2006, 06:16 PM
they laugh at him, but then relize his turd are made of solid gold, so....
Lethal G
09-07-2006, 06:22 PM
they take the turd to trade it for cash, when suddenly...
rottenPauL
09-07-2006, 06:23 PM
the turd explodes revealing...
dryst
09-07-2006, 06:26 PM
a pokemon!
rottenPauL
09-07-2006, 06:28 PM
yes a pokemon named shishachu and casts a stoning spell and everybody...
dryst
09-07-2006, 06:31 PM
now everyones high, so the pawn shop they were at starts filling up with candy from the air vents
Lethal G
09-07-2006, 06:37 PM
And then an annoying bald fat guy comes from nowhere and...
dryst
09-07-2006, 06:53 PM
eats all the candy....so theguy witht pokemon starts..
DannyMan
09-07-2006, 06:58 PM
jerking off on the pokemon's head, yet he suddenly hears a voice from behind and.. BAM!
chris420
09-07-2006, 06:59 PM
He was thrown a poke ball, but the poke ball wasnt an ordinary poke ball...
DannyMan
09-07-2006, 07:18 PM
it was a poke dodge ball! It's name was Wilson and..
chris420
09-07-2006, 07:27 PM
the pokemon evolved into an even more miniature version of adolf hitler! This left everyone in the room stunned and stupefied, the scene freezes for the next 5 minutes...
WimpyChimp
09-07-2006, 07:43 PM
and then it infreezes and a little pot leaf named sucka-dick comes in and says....
DannyMan
09-07-2006, 07:45 PM
WHERE'S MAH FOCKIN DINNAH AT, BIOTCH? and then proceeded to..
WimpyChimp
09-07-2006, 07:49 PM
smoke himself and...
chris420
09-07-2006, 07:50 PM
climbed up and down the walls until a huge gargoyle with the numbers 666 marked on his forehead blocked his path...
Inspiration
09-07-2006, 07:55 PM
A small fig leaf floated from the ceiling, causing
make it legal
09-07-2006, 09:00 PM
an explaosion which blew up...
dryst
09-07-2006, 11:02 PM
and blew the entire world up...
bobmarleyjr.
09-07-2006, 11:12 PM
just like on 20/20, but Mr. pot leaf doesnt believe in the world ending, so he wakes up from his double dream only to find the one and only...
dryst
09-07-2006, 11:17 PM
legendary purple haze...a big nugget of it just sitting on his dresser...
bobmarleyjr.
09-07-2006, 11:52 PM
it was the biggest nugget he ever found and he thought he could get high by sticking it up his...
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-07-2006, 11:54 PM
feels releaved that all that bullshit was just a dream. so he peacfully breaks down his PH and rolls it into a Joint then starts to SMOKE TOKE CHOKE. then he gets on teh puter to find some porn....right as he finds a phat as busty blond he sticks his hand down his pants, when the door swings open! and bobs mom is standing in the door way...
Pangea
09-08-2006, 12:06 AM
She marches towards him...he is thinking o shit shes gonna rape me...but instead she grabs the moster bud and eats it...
bigsmokedawg
09-08-2006, 12:19 AM
he busts a nutt all over pekacho (sp?)
Pangea
09-08-2006, 12:22 AM
But that bud she ate(considering she has a hot boiling cauldron of oil for a stomach to release the thc) gets her so high she doesnt care. She opens the window in the room and flies away to do what ever she wants...and so begins the adventures of Bob's mom.
DannyMan
09-08-2006, 12:36 AM
She starts her adventure by coming to my place....
WimpyChimp
09-08-2006, 12:39 AM
when she gets their she whips danny mans pants off and sucks his cock till he busts thc all over his face from his dick which has a ptleaf tatooed to his nutsack and then
smok3y
09-08-2006, 01:29 AM
rolls another j and ...
dryst
09-08-2006, 02:15 AM
gets another tatto on the other side of his ball sack, the tatto was a....
Pangea
09-08-2006, 02:17 AM
pony
SocksThaClown
09-08-2006, 02:20 AM
But the tattoo got infected so...
dryst
09-08-2006, 02:21 AM
with wings of a butterfly...after he gets the tatoo he walks outside nekid, so he show off his new inked member, and then...
4gan2ja0
09-08-2006, 02:47 AM
uhh ill go with the infected one...
and it starts pussing, then breaks open to reveal...
dopesmoker
09-08-2006, 02:49 AM
a massive...
4gan2ja0
09-08-2006, 02:52 AM
Booger! which then
Pangea
09-08-2006, 03:08 AM
which is then eatin by a passing homeless guy...bob had so much thc in his body that his nut bugger got the homelessdude baked out of his mind and he gathered the courage to piss on the steps of the white house. Bush came running out and said omg a terrorist....so bush sent the military to take over chicago...the homeless guys home city.
bigmac2169
09-08-2006, 03:38 AM
then the homeless guy told bush to fuck off and kicked bush in the nuts. then...
cannabis campbell
09-08-2006, 03:45 AM
bush went to the hospital to get it sorted but they informed him that he would be unable to reproduce and also his penis would have to be amputated and have serveral operations on because it had been infected
dryst
09-08-2006, 05:34 AM
so bush had the doctor tortured and put to death, now the entire world looks at bush as a cruel and inhumane leader and prepares a massive invasion the countries made up of the invasion are...
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-08-2006, 08:37 PM
all of europe and asia....
dryst
09-08-2006, 08:40 PM
and communist china...
slowburn420
09-08-2006, 09:07 PM
then the crab people come out and begin to fight...
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 09:14 PM
but suddenly Holy Spirit appears and...
dryst
09-08-2006, 09:15 PM
kills bush because of UnitedWefalls post on how the antichrist is actually GW...
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 09:18 PM
but the crab people deside to fight god and take over the kingdom of heaven...
dryst
09-08-2006, 09:19 PM
the crab people all die because satan gave them herpes and aids and hep c cause satan wants to take heaven for him self...
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 09:20 PM
then little Matt comes from his back yard after hitting some bowls, wtched the whole scene and...
dryst
09-08-2006, 09:23 PM
satan hands him some Hell Weed (grown and cultivated in the depths of hell) so he wont tell anyone what he just did...also he gives him a lifetime suplly of crab meat for the munchies...
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 09:25 PM
so little Matt desides to ask for little more from the Satan...
dryst
09-08-2006, 09:27 PM
so satan gives him some 'magic beans' to grow his own, and tell him theyll only grow if u throw em in lava...and then satan dispears into the depth of hell...
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 09:31 PM
and there is little Matt with the magic beans, so goes sells a couple of them in the street and gather some money to go to Hawaii to find a good volcano to throw em in...
4gan2ja0
09-08-2006, 09:42 PM
but in the middle of the flight, the plane hits some turbulence causing some shaking and knocking the captain out. matt then
dryst
09-08-2006, 09:46 PM
grabs a parachute and jumps, with only the bag of seeds with him...he can see the islands of hawaii but its going to be a long swim,....
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 09:53 PM
suddenly the wind blows and send him straight to Maui where he...
dryst
09-08-2006, 09:54 PM
is lost cause he doesnt know where or what maui is :p
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 09:57 PM
then he notices some crazy dude drinkin Fanta havin a nice bq in lava yelling at him "Bambaachaa u crazy motherfucker!!" so he...
dryst
09-08-2006, 09:59 PM
them ge\\hes like hey dude can i grow these in ur lava?...but the guy pulls out a wicked look spear, so now they must fight to the death for the lava pit...
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:03 PM
then Matt throws a bean in the lava and a giant ganja tree comes out and grabs the crazy dude from the head, eats him and...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:05 PM
driven by the blood the plant grows to unimaginable portions, it keeps growing and growing untill matt cant even see the top of it anymore, he see buds start to form...they turn...black and very crystally...it looks as though he can climb the weed plant...so he...
Th3 sand m4n
09-08-2006, 10:08 PM
climbs up it
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:10 PM
but to reach the top bud he knows he has to climb so...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:12 PM
he builds a jet pack that runs off hemp oil
Th3 sand m4n
09-08-2006, 10:13 PM
he begins to climb but hes to stoned so he falls off the volcano into a giant maui waui field of weed
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:15 PM
he squashes some buds and pure hash oil starts drippin off, so he loads the jet and...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:15 PM
(he wasnt climbing...and there no valcano...there just some lava in a hole...)
he uses all the maui waui to replenish the fuel in the jet pack while smoking a nice big bowl
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:17 PM
and starts flyen to the top..
acrca
09-08-2006, 10:18 PM
he drops the pipe and suddenly himself and everything around him is on fire!!!
Th3 sand m4n
09-08-2006, 10:18 PM
when he reaches the top jimmy hendrix is up at the top smoking a entire weed plant in a huge bong
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:19 PM
he punches jimi hendrix and steal the purple haze....and runs across the clouds
acrca
09-08-2006, 10:19 PM
hey wtf hes on fire
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:19 PM
but Jimi is after him so he speeds up...
Th3 sand m4n
09-08-2006, 10:20 PM
while on fire
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:20 PM
fuck u man gimme that! he punches jimi in the face and takes the purple haze
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:25 PM
so jimi flies to heaven with all the Purple Haze, but Matt is determined...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:26 PM
he grabs jimis leg just in time and holds on while jimi proceeds to fly into heaven
acrca
09-08-2006, 10:27 PM
you guys suck
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:29 PM
Matt tries to take the bud away and Jim shouts "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" coz he already crossed the gate of heaven and cant return untill 500 years pass
mamma puffpuff420
09-08-2006, 10:32 PM
that he is gonna get that bud back from jimmy
so he try's following him by flapping his arms
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:34 PM
he drinks a few red bulls and BAM** he has wings now
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:38 PM
then God comes. "Rnt u that dude that Satan gave u the beans to hide the truth?????" Matt shits on his pants...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:39 PM
(rotten we have no lives...)
god bust out laughing so hard that he to shits his pants...(robes maybe i dunno...)
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:41 PM
Matt smells Gods stink and feels that hes spirits goes away from his body...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:46 PM
his out of body experience id due to gods shit being psychoactive...and even the smell now has matt trippin balls harder than ever before
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:47 PM
so Matt visits Nirvana with his mind where Ganesha awaits him with a giant chillum loaded with 100kilos of fresh divine Charas...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:49 PM
he eats all the charas :D he ods and dies...now he must face judgement for whether or not he goes to heaven or hell...growing satans Hell Weed or trippin off of gods shit stains
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 10:52 PM
things go in a strange way and Matt is unable to enter Heaven neither Hell. Satan wont let him coz he tripped of gods shit and god wont let him in coz he grew the hell beans, so Matt...
dryst
09-08-2006, 10:56 PM
must now roam the world as a ghost with jimi hendrix to find the hoyl grail of weed...the pure white bud (made of 100% thc)
rottenPauL
09-08-2006, 11:02 PM
so he gathers all the kief left in the bottom of every grinder of every stoner in the world to make one of his own...
dryst
09-08-2006, 11:05 PM
but it doesnt work so now he must set off on a journey to find the white bud...he goes to teh local headshop to see if anyone there has heard and thing about it
Lethal G
09-08-2006, 11:07 PM
giant wad of hashish, but suddenly...
EDIT: Dryst beat me to it.
dryst
09-09-2006, 12:00 AM
mah b :D lol...continue the friggin story...
bobmarleyjr.
09-09-2006, 12:53 AM
and the people taht are in the headshop are actually aliens, and they take him to the MOtherbud wich is when he starts to be beamed up...
dryst
09-09-2006, 12:54 AM
he asks them if they know where the white bud is...but they ignore him and strap him to a table and prepare for the anal probe...
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 12:58 AM
so as he realizes thats his last seconds as real man, he feels that long thing goin to the depths of his ass and then...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:01 AM
he has an orgasm...he bust all over the aliens, which is acid to them so they melt...
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 01:04 AM
so he frees himself from the table and tries to find an exit. While taking a turn left to the Great White Room, he finaly finds what he was lookin for...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:07 AM
then he sees it...the white bud...just as he runs for it...a nekid jimi henrix runs into the room and grabs the white bud and takes off down the ahllway
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 01:09 AM
NO FUCKIN WAY sais Matt, and runs after Jimi...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:11 AM
just as he turns the corner he see the but nekid music legend with the white bud taped to the back of his ball sack so its undetecable by law enforment officers (LEO) and see him jump down a little hole in the floor
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 01:17 AM
then Matt dives and tries to reach Jimi, as he gets close, he reaches his arm and grabs jimi by the balls...
Lethal G
09-09-2006, 01:21 AM
Suddenly, Jimi transforms into a giant man-eating spider and says...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:23 AM
'get in mah belleh!!'
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 01:24 AM
"Time to face ur Doom little Matt" and...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:26 AM
he eats matt...just before matt falls into the spiders stoach full of acid he grabs that thing that at the back of ur throat that looks like a punching bag and...
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 01:27 AM
jumps out of his mouth, got for his balls, grab the bud and makes he way down, but suddenly...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:28 AM
more aliens....
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 01:31 AM
"fuck i cant do it anymore, i cant, OMG OMG OMG". Matt wakes up, after 5 weeks, lying in a Maui beach, just got sober after the trip from Gods Turd, but then he realizes he has the bud with him, so...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:57 AM
he brakes a peice off to smoke while he climb back up the satan weed stalk to take it to god
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 01:58 AM
he rolls a j, put it in his mouth and starst goin up, but after the 3rd hit...
dryst
09-09-2006, 02:00 AM
hes hands and feet start to turn in to white MJ leaves..."Holy shit this bud is good' he yells
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 02:05 AM
now that he has the leaves, flaps them and fly up, untill he meets up with God...
dryst
09-09-2006, 02:08 AM
god takes the bud and lets matt into heaven, god smokes the bud and his hand and feet to turn into weed leaves...
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 02:16 AM
"That cant be happening to me!!! I AM GOD!!!!!" God now was transforming in a white great weed plant with giant white smelly nuggs growin from everywhere...
dryst
09-09-2006, 02:19 AM
all the angels and stuff grab their bongs and start smoking god!
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 02:24 AM
But God is invincible, when they cut a bud (whitch is auto dried and cured 2 secs after harvest), 2 of them grow in that place, even bigger than the first one, so whole Heaven stinks like weed, so the neighbours call the cops an then...
dryst
09-09-2006, 02:30 AM
god goes to jail, even though hes a plant and all the criminals and stuff start smoking the weed to
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 03:01 AM
God is desperate, coz hes just a plant now, only thing he can do is grow. Angels r busted too, there is chaos in Heaven. Satan finds an opportunity to strike back so he...
make it legal
09-09-2006, 03:04 AM
smokes a j but then decides he dost want to attack so he just chill and watched tv and gets taco bell
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 03:09 AM
when suddenly cops bust in the house and take Satan in. They find his Evil Ganja Fields and take him in for life. Now chaos is on Hell too...
dryst
09-09-2006, 01:09 PM
the jail is segratgrated into gangs now, good vs evil...and the guards are giving all the inmates screw driver for shivs so...
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 06:46 PM
...chaos is on prison too. Guards run for their lives as forces of light and darkness fight together. Matt watches the fight from Heaven and desides to do the one thing he swore never to do in his life...
dryst
09-09-2006, 07:08 PM
let all the inmates savagely ravage his body
Lethal G
09-09-2006, 09:18 PM
Then the cops get busted by the FBI for smoking Satan's weed in the evidence room and are thrown in jail too.
rottenPauL
09-09-2006, 09:50 PM
fbi is tryen to keep it together but FEMA is already preparing for martial law uppon the world, when Matt, almost fucked to death, does someting nobody expected...
Fan o KmK
09-09-2006, 10:04 PM
HE TURNS INTO A WEREWOLF!!! AHHHHHHH
Lethal G
09-10-2006, 02:18 AM
After Matt turns into a werewolf, he realizes he must be endowed with mystical powers, so then he...
whomikejones
09-10-2006, 04:26 AM
goes crazy and tries to take over the world! but then george bush comes on TV and says..
budsmoker
09-10-2006, 04:53 AM
that hes gay
bobmarleyjr.
09-10-2006, 04:54 AM
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
Edit: beat me to it :( and mine wus better lol
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-10-2006, 05:16 AM
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
Edit: beat me to it :( and mine wus better lol
HEY!!! don't bring fucking rasicum into my threads that i start.
EXSPECIALLY WHEN U GOT BOB MARLY AS AN AVATAR!!!!!
Fan o KmK
09-10-2006, 05:18 AM
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
Edit: beat me to it :( and mine wus better lol
yea man no joke get the fuck off this forum...bobmarleyjr my ass.
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-10-2006, 05:29 AM
You've Been done reported you stupid fuck
Lethal G
09-10-2006, 05:35 AM
*ahem* on with the story...
So, after Bush announces his homosexuality, Matt is too distracted by the news to take over the world and instead...
bosstradamus
09-10-2006, 07:15 AM
And he wants to touch Michael Jacksons bum.... Over and over again....
budsmoker
09-10-2006, 02:18 PM
so he goes to michaels ranch and....
finds its made of jello.....
Lethal G
09-10-2006, 05:28 PM
...and also finds out Michael Jackson is really an evolved cannabis plant disguised as a transexual, raceless human being.
SiXFeEtDeEp
09-11-2006, 01:53 AM
then the bud goes online to Cannabis.com and trys to make this thread the biggest thread in the world!!!!
SO ALL THE POST WHORES GATHERD TO SPAM THE THREAD
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