Substituting opposite sex urine - Update

[Quadrophenia]

Hi everyone

Well I've got a test coming up per a hire. I've substituted twice, both times successful, but this time it's for a bigger (and assumably more advanced) company/facility (hello-moto). And their test site is on-site.

I plan on substituting again. I'm thinking about using incontinence pants along with a piss bag and a heater.

Thing is, I don't know the exact date I'm being tested (for f'ks sake) - sometime within a week's time (starting two weeks from now). They just call you. My original plan was to have my brother substitute for me (as done in the past), but I can't be spending every night of the week at his place waiting for piss and I don't want to be walking around in diapers every day. With my luck, it would eventually bust his filthy piss all over me.

I've searched the forums, but most of the stuff related to opposite sex substitution was pretty old. Does anyone have an update as to it's validity?

My girlfriend will do it for me, but she's on Depo Provera birth control. I'm going to have her call her doc & see if it'll fail a test, but I doubt it will. Other than that, she's not on anything.

This is much less humiliating then having to face my pot-is-a-scumshit-drug-believing-brother 5 times in a week.

Let me know if you've heard anything. Thanks for reading.
Good luck to every last one of you.
-Jack

[Frivolous248]

Can't you just get his piss in bulk? Call him and tell him to save all his piss from a day or two so you can just bring in however much you need instead of getting him to piss for you all the time.

[Quadrophenia]

I'm not big on the freezing thing. Besides, I'd have to unfreeze it and re-freeze what I didn't use that day. That can't be safe.

Above all, it's an "ask once" type of relationship...

[FakeBoobsRule]

You can use the opposite sex and as long as they are not control prescription meds you will be safe. Freezing and refreezing is safe if the dethawed urine is not kept at room temp for over about 8 hours. Get a big bottle of frozen urine and a smaler one. When the smaller one is empty, thaw in the refrig, fill up the little one again, then refreeze.

[Quadrophenia]

You can use the opposite sex and as long as they are not control prescription meds you will be safe. Are you 100% certain? Which meds might throw it off, besides the obvious ones (ie: codeine, ibuprofen)?

I'm not trying to be annoying, but I know that the company wastes a great deal of money on other things - I'm going to assume that they waste great deals of money on the best drug tests.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Are you 100% certain? Which meds might throw it off, besides the obvious ones (ie: codeine, ibuprofen)?

I'm not trying to be annoying, but I know that the company wastes a great deal of money on other things - I'm going to assume that they waste great deals of money on the best drug tests.


I am always certain and I am certain about this. Do you know how long the list would be. How about the categories instead.
Motrin should not be a problem for a couple of reasons BTW.

Benzos, some sleeping pills, barbiturates, narcotic pain medicine, ADD or narcolepsy drugs, appetite suppressants, narcotic cough medicine, anabolic steroids, diuretics, and if your company is hard core maybe Soma and Ultram.
A word to the wise do this. If you get a sub donor and they are on a prescription drug, call the pharmacy and ask if it is a control drug. Don't speak to the tech, ask for the pharmacist. Call the phone number on the script label and give them the Rx number(s) of all drugs.

[Quadrophenia]

You seem like you know your stuff. Thanks for the reply.