longest drought in between having sex?

[hammertime]

Im 22 and I havent had beaver in two years after getting it almost every night of the week for a long time....thats prolly long enough to pronounce my dick legally dead..........its like one day i woke up and i no longer impress the ladies, i cant even get a decent conversation and then after a couple months you think damn man its gonna get better, ill get laid again,but damn it never happens. im cursed and so is my wiener! thank god i have good shit to smoke or i would have killed myself a long time ago. im pretty sure i win longest drought award even though thats not the fuckin prize i want in my trophy case. im probably gonna continue my losing for another 40 years so if your gonna beat me you better outlive my dumb ass!

[cambam]

Ditto, nearly exactly. Had a g/f for a year, loads of shags etc, broke up with her. 6 months wivout sex, found another gf for 3 months loads of sex. Broke it off with her, had a booty call or two last march (05) and nothing since. I need punani, but I ain't under any pressure, I don't need it, I know I aint gay. I can just wait, as I aint a male slut. It has to be someone I really like. Its just the way I been brought up. I am 21/m.

[miadol]

yoo im also 22 and right now its 1yr and counting.. had a girl for about a yr and just fucked and smoked all day every day.. but havent gotten any since then.. if it wasnt for the chronic i dont think i could take it any longer either.. life sucks right now!!

[trippruss]

but i was in prison:(

[mainstreet]

Probably around a couple of months.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Had a boyfriend, was banging every day anytime I felt like, which was atleast 3 times a day. Some shit went down, we broke up and now I can't have sex without crying.

So it's been since february with only 2 shags in between, which were hell. ;)

[sanguinekane]

About a year and a few months. I had the uncanny ability to go through my entire freshman year at college and not get laid once. Sad, isn't it?

[spatte21]

I started when I was 16 and Im 20 now i think the longest Ive gone is 2 months without since then. Ive been pretty lucky in my life to get a lot of girls

[ThePurpleMan]

fuck u guys lol... im 16 and im still a virgin...

[Transition Force]

fuck u guys lol... im 16 and im still a virgin...

I beatcha. 20 and still a virgin.

[ThePurpleMan]

oo thats chill my brother was 20 and stilla virgin... then he had a kid.. fucken idiot.. but i love my niece sooo much.. hes still dumb though

[ThePurpleMan]

ive had chance to have sex but at the times i just didnt want to or like i didnt have a condom... like once i had a condom and she was giving me head and we were about to fuck but i was just like naw ur a slut and im worried if we fuck ull give me std's lol cuz she was a slut... i wouldnt even kiss her.. im not really worried though about when im gonan have sex.. it will happen whenever..

[GrantFuhr]

I'm 22 and I've just passed the 4 year mark, ive forgotten what a vag felt like.

[Cyclonite]

Im 24... 1 year was the most. That year was spent in Iraq...then hooked up with 3 of my ex's on leave right after then back to bang fest in Germany. I was kinda a slut fat skinny pretty...not so pretty but not real ugly young and old. Black white brown and yellow too. Didn't matter but now its completely out of my system.

[friendowl]

72 hours is my limit

[OniEhtRedrum781]

The longest i've gone without sex is 2-3 months max...

[DannyMan]

Lost my virginity to my first gf before I moved (she insisted because I was leaving forever, basically. I was 15). Then got laid by this girl that was like 4 years older than me a few days after I moved. Then I went for almost 2 years of not getting any because I didn't speak English and my stupid ass thought it was scaring away the girls. I then rediscovered the light after I became more comfortable with the language. It's been bangin' since then. :cool:

[pogmoasal1]

19 years and well im 19 so figure it out. but there was a girl i was hanging out with alot and one night we just started hooking up and she jumped on the cock and i was like YES! plus we were stoned and she is on the pill and dosent have anything so no condom either (stupid but feels good) and now she cant get enough of me i guess i just have natural talent.

[kemikal1]

Well I'm ashamed of this but ----11----- years!!!
35 now, before my everlasting dry spell I was humping many times a day everyday since I was 14, mainly because I worked in a 'casino' type of job.

Sorry for this ppl but --I NEED A SHAG!!!--:mad:

I think leaving the leisure industry was a mistake :confused:

Beat that! (I do :pimp: )

[budzy malone]

Most of the stoners I have ever known are way to lazy to have sex. That's way to much exercise for me. I shouldn't generalize you know, all sorts of people smoke pot so I'll give you my low-down on pot & sex:
"Its sort of one or the other but NOT both" - yea I know both is EVEN better, but I tell ya when I'm smokin "da kind" the buzz is all spiritual and like in my head - let alone my cock. I don't think it would get hard even if I tried. I'm not accusing you'all of being liers but JACK POT got its name from somewhere:stoned:

[budzy malone]

Hey: if you are a virgin and smokin pot: guess what? You ARE NOT A VIRGIN anymore! WHY? Because pot is the DEVIL'S WEED and it steals away your orgasm. BY the time you are 30 or so you won't even have an orgasm at all. Sex becomes like "squeezin the goo out of a toothpast tube" NO FUN AT ALL!!!!

[hammertime]

you are bullshitting about the toothpaste tube crap? i hope cause ive never heard of that shit before

[GrantFuhr]

Well I'm ashamed of this but ----11----- years!!!
35 now, before my everlasting dry spell I was humping many times a day everyday since I was 14, mainly because I worked in a 'casino' type of job.

Sorry for this ppl but --I NEED A SHAG!!!--:mad:

I think leaving the leisure industry was a mistake :confused:

Beat that! (I do :pimp: )

Wow, Im almost halfway at your mark and Im seriously starting to flip out, how the hell do you cope?

[kemikal1]

I see Pam alot!


(Pam of your hand) :dance:

ROFLMAO

[CChrisgat05]

im 23 years old its been bout 3 to 4 years now i do love the pun-tang but i had to go on strike for a bit from it since it was messin me up from my daily life that and right now im lookin for something serious not just sex

[MbanjeBoy]

suddenly 13 months doesn't feel nearly as bad! I'm 25/m

[orangeman]

fuck u guys lol... im 16 and im still a virgin...

I lost my virginity when I was 12 and I havent had sex every since last year some time, ok to tell you the truth I dunno when was the last time I had sex. My mind is just crappy at memory but it's some where in between that time.

[duckfool]

19 and dry

someone wanna point me to a cliff?

[KL4D4]

Goin on a year now

[Pride]

none for 3 months, had some again and none for 2 days and will probably get more tomorrow.

She's addicted to mah love

[Euphoric]

9 MONTHS. I WENT THAT 9 MONTHS WITHOUT WEED TOO. ID COMPARE THIS TO THE TRUAMA PEOPLE GET AFTER BEING IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION OR A PLANE CRASH :(

[dryst]

if i dont bust a nut for 2 days...i start going crazy...i start hallunatng and stuff...i become very irritable and angry...whether its sex or spanking i do it about 2 or 3 times a day...longest i gone was 7 days without either...and i was bet $200 that i couldnt...when i busted that nut...omg...it was messy...

[purplechihuahua]

Its been that way since i hit 30, Damn it I'm gonna get some dick if it's the last thing I do. My hun says I'm the horniest freak he's ever been with in his life...Hmmm, maybe that's why he loves me lol :cool:

[2Naughty2bgood]

but i was in prison:(

whoa:(

[2Naughty2bgood]

im 23 f and i just took a break been 3 years now :( but im content with not screwing for a while..... i think;)

[Nochowderforyou]

It has been 6 long years now, and I'm serious man. A girly screwed me around, so I've been extra picky since then.

[hammertime]

not having sex sucks complete ass...............i cant even remember how to have sex anymore. the next chic i get with im gonna be like where? i stick it in there?.........are you sure?

[Not Enough Herb]

man i went like 2 months and it was shitty. then my x came over and gave me some lovin. Now its like looking for crack that fell on the floor: im nevver gonna find it again

aaaaaaaaaaaah

kill me

[bud.dy]

oh fuck i thought i had it bad
11 months is fucking agony already lucky for the crinks otherwise i dnt think i woulda posted this lol

[BlueDevil]

51 days exactly, autumn of 98.




Man that was a rough one. When I finally got back in the saddle I think I lost about 20lbs in 3 days. My junk was a like a dog that got hit by a car, but wasn't quite dead yet. Heh.

[T®auma]

40 years.

[knave666]

^ Good God!

lost my virginity at 18 then went 9 months without. Was like some horrible form of torture. Finally found out how good it was then couldn't get any.

just over a month now and counting........

[lagstronaut]

not having sex sucks complete ass...............i cant even remember how to have sex anymore. the next chic i get with im gonna be like where? i stick it in there?.........are you sure?

lmao i hear that

[newtoitallgurrl]

Most of the stoners I have ever known are way to lazy to have sex. That's way to much exercise for me. I shouldn't generalize you know, all sorts of people smoke pot so I'll give you my low-down on pot & sex:
"Its sort of one or the other but NOT both" - yea I know both is EVEN better, but I tell ya when I'm smokin "da kind" the buzz is all spiritual and like in my head - let alone my cock. I don't think it would get hard even if I tried. I'm not accusing you'all of being liers but JACK POT got its name from somewhere:stoned:

I think You are absolutly right, I am always down to screw, except for when I am high,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8&mode=related&search=

[baisez le monde.]

4 months

[birdgirl73]

The longest since we were married has been four weeks when my husband was in London and then Berlin for conferences. That was rough.

[Pride]

YES! After a month or so of no sex (since my last post in this thread actually), my ex is coming to sleep over tomorrow and we're gonna fuck.
I've been working out and stopped smoking/drinking for a bit so it's gonna be a fuckfest.
Sweet.
But if she sees my new female friend on my phone she'll get pissed and leave me blue.

[mmm reefer]

....dewd... I'm sucha loser...
I haven't had sex.. in over a year and a half... and.. i'm still going... darn.

[tootsie roll]

We don't much get busy during the week. Work....stress....work.....stress.blah blah blah. But the weekends are good and we more then make up for it. :D hmmmm,,,maybe he'll get some tonight. hehheehee...then tomorrow.

Speaking of weekends and sex. Is this weird or what. Everytime and I mean EVERYTIME I need to run an errand on the weekends, once I get my clothes on and ready to go, he has to go at it. I tell him it's like being marked.
So guys...................what's with that?:confused:

[birdgirl73]

Hey, Toots! My husband and I have had a record-breaking week. It's been fun, and it's kept me from brooding about my sister being so sick.

That's funny about your husband when you get set to run an errand. That's exactly what he's doing is marking you. He's putting his scent on you. Planting his seed so, figuratively, you're "impregnated" and not receptive to others. Sounds like a very masculine and sexily primitive way to let the outside world know you belong to him. My husband has been known to do that same thing, particularly if he thinks I'm about to be out associating or interacting with other men who might be intriguing. He's done that before Christmas parties on more than one occasion. Funny!

[tootsie roll]

Hey: if you are a virgin and smokin pot: guess what? You ARE NOT A VIRGIN anymore! WHY? Because pot is the DEVIL'S WEED and it steals away your orgasm. BY the time you are 30 or so you won't even have an orgasm at all. Sex becomes like "squeezin the goo out of a toothpast tube" NO FUN AT ALL!!!!

Ok, lol, this is pretty ILLIMFORMED to say the least.
Where the hell did yo pick this ditty up at? What a huge crock. lmao

Folks, this post of budzy malones is pureTcrap.

Believe me....I haven't lost the big O in any way shape or form. lol

[tootsie roll]

Hey, Toots! My husband and I have had a record-breaking week. It's been fun, and it's kept me from brooding about my sister being so sick.

That's funny about your husband when you get set to run an errand. That's exactly what he's doing is marking you. He's putting his scent on you. Planting his seed so, figuratively, you're "impregnated" and not receptive to others. Sounds like a very masculine and sexily primitive way to let the outside world know you belong to him. My husband has been known to do that same thing, particularly if he thinks I'm about to be out associating or interacting with other men who might be intriguing. He's done that before Christmas parties on more than one occasion. Funny!

Birdgirl! Go girl go! lol. We used to have those kids of weeks before his job demands became so obsene. Now I settle for relaxing weekends without a care in the world. Plop in the hot tub, crank the CD's and it all goes away. <<<<sigh>>>>>

Interesting how you describe my husbands actions as that is mostly how I've felt about it. It's still just so odd to me but I am getting used to it. lol
I'm quite familiar with those hospital Christmas parties. I can imagine does his marking that night as well. Those parties can get wild. (for the younger staff;) )

Birdgirl, I do hope your dear sister is resting comfortably and embracing her journey as best as she can.

[tootsie roll]

Ok, lol, this is pretty ILLINFORMED to say the least.
Where the hell did yo pick this ditty up at? What a huge crock. lmao

Folks, this post of budzy malones is pureTcrap.

Believe me....I haven't lost the big O in any way shape or form. lol

It was too late to edit my spelling so I quoted myself and corrected it in this post.

Don't ask, lol, I'm kinda buzzed on my ativan.
I had a rough day so I'm now mellowing out.

[birdgirl73]

Birdgirl! Go girl go! lol. We used to have those kids of weeks before his job demands became so obsene. Now I settle for relaxing weekends without a care in the world. Plop in the hot tub, crank the CD's and it all goes away. <<<<sigh>>>>>

Interesting how you describe my husbands actions as that is mostly how I've felt about it. It's still just so odd to me but I am getting used to it. lol
I'm quite familiar with those hospital Christmas parties. I can imagine does his marking that night as well. Those parties can get wild. (for the younger staff;) )

Birdgirl, I do hope your dear sister is resting comfortably and embracing her journey as best as she can.
Thanks, Tootsie, my friend, for the kind wishes for Bess. She is resting fairly comfortably. We're giving her meds just about every two hours now to help manage her pain. I will be devastated when the end comes but also very relieved. We're bringing our son home from college next weekend so he can say his goodbyes. My parents have been spending all their spare time here. Everyone knows the time is growing short.

Ugh! Christmas parties. There's a party we're invited to every year with all the cardiologists and heart-associated people from a couple of local hospitals where they all work together. A number of the other docs' wives are those full-time shopping, overly lifted, heavily Botoxed, 50-something types who bore the heck out of me. In the past, I was always a bit of a curiosity because I had a job, and this year I'll be even more curious because I'm in med school myself. They can't fathom ambition or intellect, only shopping and material acquisitions. The worst part of these parties, however, is one particular cardiologist himself, who always drinks too much and tries to make passes at me and a couple of the other younger ladies. It's really exhausting to always have to be looking over your shoulder at that event.