F'in pickles!!!

[dryst]

ok wtf?...why do they make pickle jars so fuckin impoosible....

i been trying to get the last pickle outta there for like 10 minutes...the opening is to small for my hand to fit in...and i have to violently contort my hand to even grab it a little bit...only to lose it and it drop back to the bottom...then i gott atsart all over...1 time i almost had it, i pressed it up against the jar and pushed it against the jar and try pulling it up like that...ya doesnt work...so to all u pickle jar maker people...FU...make a fuckin jar that u can put ur hand in u reatrd...not all of us pickle lovers have nubby little fingers u damn midgets...


sry for my venting...all i want is the pickle...thats all...

[DannyMan]

ah man, I too, always struggle with those fucking jars. Jars in general always need an extra unnesessary effort. Why do we, as consumers can't be treated properly on this ridiculous matter!

Hahah.

Anyway, I've found that using a knife helps to pop the lid off. Also hitting the lid (not the jar, preferably) on the side of the kitchen counter ;)

Actually, try gently tapping the lid on a hard surface.. like try bumping the sides, so it gets off the swirling rails, ya know? If that made any sense.
Good luck. :rasta:

[sweetnhighz]

get a damn fork hell! thats what i do

[MaryJaneScott]

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[napolitana869]

i always use a fork to stab it and get it out

[jamstigator]

I buy freaking gigantic pickle jars (which are also great for curing! and Wal-Mart sells 'em for $2.88), so I don't have that prob. ;)

[weedskunkpot]

go buy a new picklle jar then!

[4gan2ja0]

yeah use a fork or knife man, it isnt as hard then.

[Whos Carl]

ok wtf?...why do they make pickle jars so fuckin impoosible....

i been trying to get the last pickle outta there for like 10 minutes...the opening is to small for my hand to fit in...and i have to violently contort my hand to even grab it a little bit...only to lose it and it drop back to the bottom...then i gott atsart all over...1 time i almost had it, i pressed it up against the jar and pushed it against the jar and try pulling it up like that...ya doesnt work...so to all u pickle jar maker people...FU...make a fuckin jar that u can put ur hand in u reatrd...not all of us pickle lovers have nubby little fingers u damn midgets...


sry for my venting...all i want is the pickle...thats all...

Out of the millions of sperm you were the winner? j/k

[Nochowderforyou]

ok wtf?...why do they make pickle jars so fuckin impoosible....

i been trying to get the last pickle outta there for like 10 minutes...the opening is to small for my hand to fit in...and i have to violently contort my hand to even grab it a little bit...only to lose it and it drop back to the bottom...then i gott atsart all over...1 time i almost had it, i pressed it up against the jar and pushed it against the jar and try pulling it up like that...ya doesnt work...so to all u pickle jar maker people...FU...make a fuckin jar that u can put ur hand in u reatrd...not all of us pickle lovers have nubby little fingers u damn midgets...


sry for my venting...all i want is the pickle...thats all...

Use a fork and stab the pickle, then lift it out of the jar.

EDIT: Yes, it's been said. :)

[PaRaNoIa]

Dude.. Pickles are nasty...

[SmokingPlatypus]

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/signed.

[Samwhore]

Dude.. Pickles are nasty...



i agree

[sweetnhighz]

pickles are the shyt! sweet pickles are good only by theirselves and i can eat fried dill slices anyday! plus they are good for you, no fat and low cal!

[dryst]

its high in sodium though...i just ate a whole jar of em last night...ya the fork thing wasnt worth me getting up...walking to the kitchen opening a drawer , grabbing a fork then stabbing the pickle...then walking all the way back to the computer chair...call me llazy...

[smok3y]

^^ lol ^^

[Big Calhoun]

I don't know but the State fair is here in less than a month and I'm looking worward to trying fried pickles!!

[BizzleLuvin]

SALAD TONGS!!!!

[Fengzi]

chopsticks work well. two pencils work the same

[D1me]

ok wtf?...why do they make pickle jars so fuckin impoosible....

i been trying to get the last pickle outta there for like 10 minutes...the opening is to small for my hand to fit in...and i have to violently contort my hand to even grab it a little bit...only to lose it and it drop back to the bottom...then i gott atsart all over...1 time i almost had it, i pressed it up against the jar and pushed it against the jar and try pulling it up like that...ya doesnt work...so to all u pickle jar maker people...FU...make a fuckin jar that u can put ur hand in u reatrd...not all of us pickle lovers have nubby little fingers u damn midgets...


sry for my venting...all i want is the pickle...thats all...

stab that mofo with a fork

[tyrantowns]

Empty the juice?

[Skink]

Pickle your own dude,and use a bigger jar...

[dryst]

the whole thing was...i didnt want to get up....so i had to utilize my surroundings...and there was no fork within arms reach...

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You're weak, I annihilate pickle jars for a living..

Vlasics for the win...

[dryst]

eveutally i construted a crane pully device made of paper clips and printer paper...so its all good

[OniEhtRedrum781]

eveutally i construted a crane pully device made of paper clips and printer paper...so its all good

pure genius

[ChronicMike]

Apply pressure n turn??...sounds hard.

[dryst]

no...its very complex

[crudemood]

dryst
oh so this is your pickle thread you were talking about in the 'my bud run' thread. :) had to see what it was all about.

[MaryJaneScott]

eveutally i construted a crane pully device made of paper clips and printer paper...so its all good

Be sure to tune in tomorrow, when dryst converts a dirty diaper into a high-powered explosive device, using only his Swiss army knife, and a roll of duct tape.

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[M4N14C42O]

^^^^^hahahahahahahaha

[dryst]

Be sure to tune in tomorrow, when dryst converts a dirty diaper into a high-powered explosive device, using only his Swiss army knife, and a roll of duct tape.

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sad thing is...i dont even need the duct tape...

[psychocat]

I can't believe someone needs advice on how to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Use a fork.
Turn the jar upside down until pickle falls out (do it over a bowl)

I'm still trying to get my head round the idea that someone could be soooo stoned they wouldn't be able to retrieve a pickle but they can type a post to ask others how to do it LMAO

[dryst]

maybe u missed the concept...

1) i wasnt stoned...
2) i wasnt asking for help on how to get the last pickle i was simply venting my anger on not being able to get it
3) if u read befor eu post then ull understadn i didnt feel like gettin up to get a fork...im extremely lazy...

thanks and have a nice day

[Weednuts]

The same people who wrap CD cases are behind it. Without question there is a conspiracy going on.

[dryst]

cilaphane is not a conspriacy...having jars skinner at the top than the rest so u can fit ur hand in...theres something fishy about that :p