Poll.. Worse thing ever smoked

[Sabron]

i smoked some cocopuffs once

[Oneironaut]

One time my friend tried to put some piece of cardboard or some shit in this joint, and I ended up taking a big puff of cardboard. Moral of the story: don't use cardboard roaches because they're stupid. Just smoke 'em down as far as you're comfortable holding them, and save the rest for your bowl/bong on a rainy day.

[shoi]

lmao wat gave u the idea to smoke cocoapuffs???

[JerryGarcia]

I smoked a huge joint of thyme once. Like the same diameter as a half dollar. Took one puff and practically hacked up a lung.

And class war is retarded, oneironaut. Hating people because of financial status is classist itself. You're no better than those you perceive to be oppressing you.

[Binzhoubum]

One time my friend tried to put some piece of cardboard or some shit in this joint, and I ended up taking a big puff of cardboard. Moral of the story: don't use cardboard roaches because they're stupid. Just smoke 'em down as far as you're comfortable holding them, and save the rest for your bowl/bong on a rainy day.

I disagree man. Using a cardboard roach in a joint, if done properly, will greatly enhance your smoking experience as the end wont get all sloppy and wet and you will be able to smoke the ENTIRE joint.

I mean really, saving up roaches for a rainy day is a bit nasty. Especially if a group of people had been toking on them. Why not smoke it all at once and get that much higher?

:smokin:

Check out recreational, a thread called: Rolling: A Tutorial ;)

[bud breath420]

my brother tricked me into smoking a gummi bear in my new indian pipe... i bought it and we were breaking it in and he put one in the bottom and put weed over it... didnt taste that bad.. took me nearly an hour to get all the melted crap from the inside though..

[Sabron]

Well i got fucked up and started eating cereal.. it tasted good so i ground up some and mixxed it with some pot.. acually..it was good..but the after taste..is horrid..i mean..horrid

[LIP]

One time my friend tried to put some piece of cardboard or some shit in this joint, and I ended up taking a big puff of cardboard. Moral of the story: don't use cardboard roaches because they're stupid. Just smoke 'em down as far as you're comfortable holding them, and save the rest for your bowl/bong on a rainy day.

He obviously couldnt roll for shit then. AND, having a card roach in the end of the joint gives such a better hit its rediculous not to have one..

[Sabron]

...somone please explain 2 things... How to use cardboard to smoke a roach.. and wtf does ride the train to hell or whatever mean??? ride out the high and hope for the best?

[chisme]

BRITISH HASH

[drazzi]

I smoked cat nip once when I was really wasted. I was having a session with my mates, and my mate gave some cat nip to his cat, which made him go mad. And we all just sat there laughing our nuts off. And I, in my stoned state, wondered what affect it would have on us, so I made a J with the cat nip. It didn't actually do anything, but I went around meawing for a while. Funny as fuck:stoned:

[Binzhoubum]

...somone please explain 2 things... How to use cardboard to smoke a roach.. and wtf does ride the train to hell or whatever mean??? ride out the high and hope for the best?

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=79065

This will teach you how to roll a joint. :smokin:

[shoi]

we need to get kenn here talking abt his blowfly :p

[OctobersMed]

I smoked spider webs they told me that u get a high when smoke with a ciggaret but shit i didint feel anything but light headed because of the ciggaret..

[buddymyfriend]

A bread stick.....yes it's possible and yes I was drunk!

[OctobersMed]

hhhmmm...so whut do u feel man??

[buddymyfriend]

hhhmmm...so whut do u feel man??

A kinda bread like buzz, all these ducks were pecking at me, it was horrible!

Don't do drugs kids!

Peace

Buddy

[Sabron]

ok dumbass me went looking for somthing to smoke..i smoked a beetle...omg i puked..i am never trying somthing that retarded again..

[shoi]

ok dumbass me went looking for somthing to smoke..i smoked a beetle...omg i puked..i am never trying somthing that retarded again..

lol why in fucking hell would u smoke a beetle???? lmao this made my day :D

[Sabron]

i wanted to best everyone..so i went outside for a crawlie...i found a big beetle...so i cut its legs off..while it was still squirming i hit it out of a bong

it tasted like pure ASS

[buddymyfriend]

i wanted to best everyone..so i went outside for a crawlie...i found a big beetle...so i cut its legs off..while it was still squirming i hit it out of a bong

it tasted like pure ASS

LoL, that's some nasty shit right there! How many hits did u get?:(

[buddymyfriend]

i wanted to best everyone..so i went outside for a crawlie...i found a big beetle...so i cut its legs off..while it was still squirming i hit it out of a bong

it tasted like pure ASS

You made my sig man, everytime I think of you hitting a beetle in your bong it never fails to make me chuckle. You sir should be knighted for smoking a beetle. See if there's a world record for beetle smoking, you may be in for a chance! Go beetle boy!!:thumbsup:

Peace

Buddy

[smok3y]

Soap bar (Poor quality hash)

[Nochowderforyou]

My buddy got ripped off hardcore once from our so called friends when I was about 15. My buddy kept on giving them his CD's and shit for this "weed." We smoked a joint of it and I thought it was weed, but it reeked of perfume. He told me they "accidently" spilled some on the "weed." I smoked it and it WAS NASTY!

I later found out that these guys were giving him nothing more than oregeno, and they didn't spill perfume on it by accident. They told me they did that so you couldn't smell the oregeno.

Poor guy. I felt so sorry for him after. Everyone ganged up on him at a party and basically humilated him in front of dozens of people, pointing and laughing saying it was oregeno, and yelling, "are you still high now?" Oh, it was brutal.

[jamstigator]

I accidentally smoked a mouse once. Well, I put the mouse inside the bong to see if it'd get high, then got so stoned I forgot the mouse was in there. Pulled it out, felt like such a dick, gave it mouth-to-mouse, and it survived another week, but was brain-damaged. Moral of the story: don't smoke mice. ;)

[Lethal G]

Well, I can honestly say I've never tried smoking unusual foreign substances before like some of you mentioned. However I tried smoking weed in a pipe without a screen before and accidentally inhaled flaming material into the back of my throat... it hurt like a bitch for days afterwards lol.

[muncher]

yea man the chilli powder wasnt 2 nice

[crudemood]

my brother tricked me into smoking a gummi bear in my new indian pipe... i bought it and we were breaking it in and he put one in the bottom and put weed over it... didnt taste that bad.. took me nearly an hour to get all the melted crap from the inside though..


that must have tasted sweet! gummi bear flavour weed. mm
hmm weirdest thing ive smoked is a cigerette filter, i lit it the wrong way. loll
it was dark. :p

[Oneironaut]

And class war is retarded, oneironaut. Hating people because of financial status is classist itself. You're no better than those you perceive to be oppressing you.
Class complacency is retarded. Doing nothing in the face of exploitation, and supporting a society of classes where some are free to live and profit off the labor of others, while others starve in the streets, is nothing to be proud of. Class war is not about hating everybody who is rich (for instance, many children of capitalists are rich but have done nothing to exploit others). Class war is about fighting for our freedom from exploitation, and defeating those who stand in the way of a classless society where the needs of all are met and where the wealth of the world is not concentrated into the hands of the greediest.

Anyways, this is a subject for the Politics forum, so if you want to support exploitation and poverty you can do it there. This is supposed to be a thread about the worst thing you have smoked, so on that note, I'll admit that one time I smoked catnip and although it gave me a little buzz it tasted like shit and I'm never doing it again.

[NightProwler]

having a card roach in the end of the joint gives such a better hit its rediculous not to have one..
i completley agree

i think the stupidest thing i've ever smoked was clovers. but it wasnt just clovers. we boiled them until it was nothing but this green sticky mixture, and then we dried it out in the microwave and smoked that. it was actaully rally fun and i dont think it was stupid, but out of all the things i've smoked that was probly the most pointless and least rewarding.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nutmeg, a rizla dipped in meths and lol not much else... Oh me and my mates used to smoke dead grass quite often as it's hollow.. doesn't stay lit very long though.. sucks lol :p

[Nochowderforyou]

I watched a guy get "stoned" from pocket lint once.

This has nothing to do with smoking, but over 10yrs ago now, we told my buddy he would get so stoned if he snorted a line of salt, and to stop the burning, you squirt lemon juice in your eye. Sad though, he actually did it. I remeber laughing and laughing...

God people are stupid. :p

[marione]

Smoked tea and camomille when I was 10 LOL nice try to get stoned but wrong way ehehhe

[sweetnhighz]

well i never smoked anything that was horrid cept for some dirt hay smellin weed, but the most unusual thing i smoked was an oxycontin pill i believe it was, broke that fuker up and lined that joint with powder, let me tell ya our mouths was numb and it was weird, wont do that again.....

[Sabron]

Yeah the beetle was horrid..i took 2 hits total
it tasted so bad...and the taste was stuck in my bong..every time i smoke its gonna taste like beetle

[LIP]

I lit a filted cigar the wrong way and got a shit hit, then realised i was smoking the filter. [Yeah, i like cigars]

[orangeman]

Worst thing I ever smoked was some grass...literal grass.

[Gothen]

Cigarettes. lol

I was really drunk one time and took out a cigarette and put it in ass-backwards and lit the filter and took a huge drag. Coughed for about 10 minutes, tasted like rotten asshole.

Then one time, I was reallyyyyyy desperate so I broke up a cigarette and put it in my pipe. That was fuckin HARRRRSSHHHHH, tasted like shit, and just made me feel sick.

So, tobacco is the worst thing I've ever (tried) smoked.

[BizzleLuvin]

green tea.

[paperlunatic]

ive also tried green tea. lol

and i also tried smoking SleepyTime extra. which has valerian in it or somthing, which is a sleep aid. it tastes bad

[Whos Carl]

Have to say my mum's stash, she can't get good weed lol. j/k

[amsterdammed]

that rock hard crap the brits call soapbar, never ever seen that shit in holland and i hope i never will.

since being in holland the worst i smoked was from grey area a'dam, the worst coffeeshop i've ever had the misfortune to enter.

[potsmokingnome]

worst thin I ever smoked was ground up stems! it was so woody, it almost made me puke, and gave me a massive headache. The worst thing a friend of mine ever smoked was Nutmeg someone told him it would get him high LOL

[potsmokingnome]

Cigarettes. lol

I was really drunk one time and took out a cigarette and put it in ass-backwards and lit the filter and took a huge drag. Coughed for about 10 minutes, tasted like rotten asshole.

Then one time, I was reallyyyyyy desperate so I broke up a cigarette and put it in my pipe. That was fuckin HARRRRSSHHHHH, tasted like shit, and just made me feel sick.

So, tobacco is the worst thing I've ever (tried) smoked.

I've done that by accident tooo, nasty experience!

[Binzhoubum]

Shitty Mexican brick weed...couldn't get a fly stoned.

:smokin:

[Sabron]

I found my moms stashed...I didnt think it was weed till the smell of it knocked my on my ass..i took a pinch..just a small pinch.. put it in mah bong and hit it.. Still tasted beetle.. but i was stoned for quite some time

[fikusroot]

I once smoked myself. I started with my feet, lighting each toe and inhaling the smoke through my bong. You can go so high on yourself. By the time I had reached my knee, I was so full of myself it wasn't funny. I kept at this until eventually I smoked myself into nothingness.

[scream]

someone gave me a pack of camel menthol lights and they are gross as hell

[WimpyChimp]

i once smoked catnip when i was young and tricked al my friends into thinking it was weed and some 18 yr ol gu was like this aint weed and i made up some bullshit and i said yes it is see the little leaves that other stuff is just grass to hide it,and he took a it and was like damn im high and he claimed to be a pro with knowing weed and shit and i sol it to him for 20,made 20 off catnip until i told one of my friends and he spread the word and bobdy else ever smoked it lol

[OniEhtRedrum781]

peanut butter weed

[4gan2ja0]

peanut butter weed

what do you mean penut butter weed?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

what do you mean penut butter weed?

it was weed that smelt and tasted like peanut butter

[DannyMan]

Well I've smoked many weird substances, that's for sure.
But the nastiest I've ever smoked has got to be those fucking Yopo/Cebil seeds! AWWRRHHHGGG, DISGUSTING! That shit tasted like woody, burnt salmon! No joke!

In case you don't know what those are...

Anadenanthera colubrina
http://www.erowid.org/plants/anadenanthera/anadenanthera.shtml

They're supposed to be used for a snuff.. but I was ovah that.

[Kwali]

weed soaked in embalming fluid

[Kon.Artist.]

adderall.....

[johnnyAKABob]

soapbar

[Kon.Artist.]

mmm... soap

[Cassiopiea]

Tobacco.

[klonopin]

i smoke hydrocodone out of a friends bowl as a dare

[The Colonel]

adderall.....

i watched two kids smoke a blunt with 2 30mg adderall's in it. i refused to smoke it. but i have a smoked a blunt with 10mg of xanax in it.

[Pipe Dreams]

Cigarettes. lol

I was really drunk one time and took out a cigarette and put it in ass-backwards and lit the filter and took a huge drag. Coughed for about 10 minutes, tasted like rotten asshole.



Haha I did that last night! Yeah that shit definitely sucks balls, and it stinks to gods fuck too.:rasta:

[LIP]

It sucks cos your smoking fiberglass/plastic, what ever it is they use in cig filters. Fiberglass i think.

Same shit as i use when building boats.

[Acouwaila]

I smoked an M&M through a twizzler once lol....I know it was stupid

[4gan2ja0]

I smoked an M&M through a twizzler once lol....I know it was stupid

hahaha, did you actually inhale m&m smoke or what?

[Professor Dan K.]

the wierdest thing ive smoked?

hmmm, id have to say mint leaves... not that wierd but they actually tasted halfway decent. might mix some in with some mids if i ever get into rolling.

[Zoosh]

Haha this reminds me.
When me and my friends were young and stupid we mustve been twelve or something, we were walkin home from school.
We got a A4 peice of paper made it into a cone and shouldve loads of grass and leaves into it then we tried to smoke it.
We just ended up coughing and nearly throwing up.
hahaha so very very very dumb.


but i have a smoked a blunt with 10mg of xanax in it.

How did you feel aftwerwards ?

[Nochowderforyou]

I miss being younger when you had an excuse for doing dumb things. :p

[baisez le monde.]

zoloft