this really pisses me off..

[GHoSToKeR]

the word 'tough'

lol

seriously, if 'ph' in a word makes an 'f' sound, then why does 'gh' also make an 'f' sound in the word 'tough', but not in the words 'thought', 'though' and 'through'? Well? hmmmm?

the word 'cough' sucks too

lol im gonna shut up now :p

[Bro DZ]

LoL! english is cruel in its own way :D
I hear its one of the hardest languages to speak LoL

[GHoSToKeR]

LoL! english is cruel in its own way :D
I hear its one of the hardest languages to speak LoL
LOL, One time I was with a group of about 6 or 7 of my best friends. We were smoking some amazing weed, and had some hash too, so as you can imagine we were all high as hell.. anyway, I took a couple of hits on a bucket (thats a gravity bong) but no one else did, because theyd never done one before.. So there I was, higher than everyone in the room, and I went into my own little world.. When I came out of it (got dragged out of it, actually lol) I tried to join in the conversation my friends were having, but I was so high I didn't know what language I was speaking. I mean, I was just speaking normally, none of them noticed anything different, but to me it seemed like I was speaking in some crazy, messed up langauge.. I started saying words really slowly to see if I recognized them.. I was like "paaaaass.... the...... liiiiiiiiiiiight.. light.... light-eeeeerrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr".. everyone started laughing, asking what the fuck I was doing, and I was like "Dude, what language was I just speaking?" hahaha you do some wierd shit when you're high, eh :p

[RESiNATE]

hehehehe...
Yup, English is just a bastardised mix of several languages

Inglish kan phuk ryet ough
lol

[High phy]

Yo me quedo con el español la neta, no es por ofender pero esta mucho mas chido

[RESiNATE]

Yo me quedo con el español la neta, no es por ofender pero esta mucho mas chido

err..I think it's down the road, to the right....

I'd love to speak Spanish, I think it is a gorgeous language
I might learn it tonight! lol

the only bit that I know is: bienos ..... no, I don't know any really lol...well, at least not how to spell it lol.. comme est a?

lol
nope...

[High phy]

hehe its:

Como estas - How are you?

Bienos!!!!! LOL!!!!! man, where i stoned that would have killed me in a uncontrollable euphoric rage of laughing...

[GHoSToKeR]

Yo me quedo con el español la neta, no es por ofender pero esta mucho mas chido
lol :p

tengo pies grandes!!! ¿dónde está la biblioteca? mi madre es demasiado gorda!

ahahahahaha

[Proof]

lol ghostoker i have same problems as u when im completly high i duno if im sayin words correct or not i usualy have a look around the room to see if any of my mates are stairin at me funny :D

[YES]

LOL, One time I was with a group of about 6 or 7 of my best friends. We were smoking some amazing weed, and had some hash too, so as you can imagine we were all high as hell.. anyway, I took a couple of hits on a bucket (thats a gravity bong) but no one else did, because theyd never done one before.. So there I was, higher than everyone in the room, and I went into my own little world.. When I came out of it (got dragged out of it, actually lol) I tried to join in the conversation my friends were having, but I was so high I didn't know what language I was speaking. I mean, I was just speaking normally, none of them noticed anything different, but to me it seemed like I was speaking in some crazy, messed up langauge.. I started saying words really slowly to see if I recognized them.. I was like "paaaaass.... the...... liiiiiiiiiiiight.. light.... light-eeeeerrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr".. everyone started laughing, asking what the fuck I was doing, and I was like "Dude, what language was I just speaking?" hahaha you do some wierd shit when you're high, eh :p

Haha, theres a good laugh.

[Imotep]

i can turn into mumble man
icn tn nna mmblmn

what?
i said i can turn inna mumbleman fuck ya
fked cnt spk mmmbl :)

[Sedater18]

Yo me quedo con el español la neta, no es por ofender pero esta mucho mas chido
nice.

[wardrobe grower 78]

why worry..its all good
ja das ist sehr gut,ich habbe eine automobile for dehr autobahn ja,sehr gut sehr gut

[Imotep]

vier haben ein hunger fur hund scheiBe und die fleigen fleisch. :confused:
gott im himmell, ich bin ein dumkopf... :D

[The C]

Is that german imhopte

hh shit im gogin to sleep

no stoppign it now

Ok im on my way out!

G'nite


The C

[Imotep]

ya mein guten herr C, das ist deustch (of sortsen) :)

[GHoSToKeR]

ich verstehe nicht

zeigen Sie mir die Weise zur Unterwäscheabteilung

haha

[maryjanemama]

Once when my friend and I were sitting at a bar a really, weird guy kept buying us drinks from across the room (yes, we kept accepting them, helllll yeah). We knew sooner or later he was going to come over and talk to us, so we decided to act like we didn't speak English. But then we realized we didn't know any other languages. All she could remember was, "Who farted?" in Arabic, because her old college roommate had taught her it years before. So we practiced saying, "Who farted?" in Arabic over and over at the bar. Finally, he got out off his stool, and just as I thought I was going to get to use my new phrase, he left.

[taiste bud]

The best language is spanish QUE NO a couple words and your done.But one thing though when your High you dont give a fuck what languge it is all you whant is the lighter and you use the universal language you streach out your hand and that's it Y SI NO and if not you use your feet to kick it from somebodys hand fuck everyone is lazy when there High no matter what language they speeeeeeekha.

STONE LANGUAGE IN SPANISH 101

DAME EL CHURRO---give me the joint
DAME LUNBRE --- give the light
DAME LA MOTA PUTO ---give me the weed bitch!!!
BENDEME MOTA porfabor ---- sale me some weed please.
AMO LA MOTA ----- I love weed
QUIERES MOTA ---- you whant some weed.

well thats a couple of phases from the Mex stoner's class. STONER LANGUAGE IN SPANISH 101.
any more questions look for me a I'll be around the bong bonggggg.

[RESiNATE]

I'm a bi-lingual dyslectic....







I can't read or write in two languages
lol

never mind, I'm eating microwave lasagne....it's tasty......really tasty...

[apsinthion]

I'm a bi-lingual dyslectic....







I can't read or write in two languages
lol

never mind, I'm eating microwave lasagne....it's tasty......really tasty...


Your eating!!!!

YAY!!!!

Well done!!!!! :D

[RESiNATE]

hehehe, well, if Tesco's value Lasagne constitutes as eating, then yup
It was really tasty too.........no realy, it was.
Blegh
I had two, too!
double blegh

Thx, Aspinthion...I am trying..
Have cut down on my tea intake, and have been forcing breakfast on myself lol

Don't think I'll get Tesco's Lasagne again though....
It reminded me of when I was a baby....smelled like baby food, looks like baby food, .......blegh lol

[never 2 much]

haha I LOVE listening to other peoples stoner stories that was a good one ghostoker!
Where are you from?

[GHoSToKeR]

lol thanks

im from the UK mate

how about you?

[never 2 much]

the boringest state....La!?!!
i like your signature thing!
How old are you? sorry if thats to many questions!
just curios, trying to get to know people!

[GHoSToKeR]

no worries, :)

I'm 17.. still a kid, lol :rolleyes:

But I like to think i've got more sense than alot of 'adults', so it's all good :p

yourself?

[RESiNATE]

Damn, when I was your age, GHoST, you weren't even born yet!



Shit! I wish I hadn't realised that...I feel so old now lol

[High phy]

lol :p

tengo pies grandes!!! ¿dónde está la biblioteca? mi madre es demasiado gorda!

ahahahahaha


ROFL:D! Great spelling ghost!

[Proof]

I really dont like it when people judge me for an immature little 16 yr old annoys me a fair bit but thats life, its like if ur young u dont no how to do something and they always have to correct u or is that just me :S ?

[never 2 much]

im still a kid too! only 16! i like to think the same thing though.
i got kicked out of school last year, and have been working on a constuction site for the last year with nothing but adults, needless to say, i've grown up alot within the year, people think im alot older than i am b'c i dont act my age, i act older. but its all good. as long as i have my pot :)

[Proof]

hey man i used to work on a construction site only for 2 months got layed off the other day no more work there :( good money though

[never 2 much]

yea, it is!i enjoyed it too! what did you do?

[GHoSToKeR]

hey never 2 much, u shopuld post ur pic


u can never go wrong with a 16 yr old bird lolol sorry pvt joke lol dude im so high :D:D

[never 2 much]

im supposed to what my pic
i would post one right now but i look like shit soo......

[never 2 much]

i wish i was high right now, that would be so great!
but i dont have any :(

[GHoSToKeR]

well dude, get into chat anyway lol

[never 2 much]

hmmm......

[GHoSToKeR]

hmmm......
hmmm........?

[never 2 much]

lol!