Huge Moth!

[Captain Hanks]

So last night after doing my ritual of getting blazed and watching tv I decided to go to bed. I was getting pretty comforable untill I heard a thumping noise. I though I was just really high and decided to ignore it. Then the same thumping noise continued. I thought it was my alarm clock so I grabbed it and put it next to my ear to see if the noises aligned. It didn't! I get somewhat freaked out and turn the lights on to see what's going down. I check around my room and find nothing so I figure that it was just something outside. Then I hear the same noise, so I look up, and I see a moth half the size of my fist pounding against my skylight window! I try to smash it with the spare pillow but the thing is just so damn fast so I decide to ignore it. I go back to bed getting pretty numb (about to fall asleep) only to see it fly 2 inches from my face buzzing as loud as can be. I didn't sleep well last night...:o

[D1me]

that sucks, hopefully some cat will devour it

[DiabloHaze87]

I met one of those big bastards high as hell. Its was nuts, biggest moth I had ever seen.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

The worst is when you get a cricket stuck in your room somehow and the fuckin' thing won't shut up...

[Guitarhooligan]

It's time for a good old stoner story recall:

About 3 weeks ago, me and my friend were at his house, kinda out in the cuts smoking a blunt or three. Anyway, we're in his back yard, and lo and behold the biggest moth I've ever seen. It was the size of a milk saucer, and it was a beast.

It's buzzing around and attacking chickens and shit, so when it lands my buddy gets a paint scraper and cuts it right in half. The bottom half flies away when he twisted the scraper away all samurai like, and the top half along with part of the body flies into a bucket of chicken water.

It layed there, flailing around and splashing water everywhere. So he sprayed it with WD-40 and lit it ablaze. It lived, so we sprayed it with about 6 different poisons and drowned it with a broom. That shit was real, I felt so bad.

Hell of a bug.

fin

[2600]

Moths can get HUGE.

When I worked as a counselor at a therapeutic wilderness camp, we all lived out in the middle of a national forest in east texas. Had to do my paperwork by lamplight in otherwise pitch darkness. You would could not imagine the fucked up insects that exist out there, and they all loved my lamp.

Let me know when moths with wings the size of my HANDS start buzzing your tower! I was beating the shit out of myself and the air trying to defend myself. Not cool, not cool.

[chris40]

Ah the butterfly's ugly cousin.

[Captain Hanks]

It's time for a good old stoner story recall:

About 3 weeks ago, me and my friend were at his house, kinda out in the cuts smoking a blunt or three. Anyway, we're in his back yard, and lo and behold the biggest moth I've ever seen. It was the size of a milk saucer, and it was a beast.

It's buzzing around and attacking chickens and shit, so when it lands my buddy gets a paint scraper and cuts it right in half. The bottom half flies away when he twisted the scraper away all samurai like, and the top half along with part of the body flies into a bucket of chicken water.

It layed there, flailing around and splashing water everywhere. So he sprayed it with WD-40 and lit it ablaze. It lived, so we sprayed it with about 6 different poisons and drowned it with a broom. That shit was real, I felt so bad.

Hell of a bug.

fin

Jeez! What is it with moths and not dying immediately either. I was sitting in my room tonight and decided to burn a little incense. I guesse the smell brough it out of hiding and it took me a good 5 wacks with the pillow for it to stop moving. I should put it in a jar!

[shoi]

there was this cockroach and it woulnt die, i smashed it, shot it a few times, its bottom half was completly gone adn it wouldnt die, it wasnt even dead wen i flushed it down....

[RedRainDrop]

reminds me of the time that i was sitting here on the computer, Crunk as fuck..... and i look behind me, and see a bat flying around my ceiling in circles....

I whacked it down, and put it in a KRAFT DINNER BOX, THEN STABBED THE BOX WITH A KNIFE, AND THREW IT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, AND IT GOT HIT BY A CAR 10 MINS LATER..... oops put on caps...

Anyways it was a trippy ass day.

[rottenPauL]

ive had a challenge with a hige black fuckin nasty sewer rat and i was fuckin stoned. I had a 40min fight with that fucker bangin him, kickin him, burning him, and the bastard just wouldnt die, just hiss at me every time i got near him. His fuckin spine was sticking out of his back and still attack me. What a motherfucker... I had to burn him to death.. still in flames and kept hissing and biting the air... im glad that dirty mutated thing died at last

[Budman37]

LOL... Thats funny no moth stories here but i do know that if you cut a head off a cricket it'll live for like a day or more...Ive also heard that if you dry there heads and eat em you can trip.. A friend of my in school was a freakin genious and he told me he did it alot guess there some natural chemical in em now he's a nurse...FYI

[Captain Hanks]

LOL... Thats funny no moth stories here but i do know that if you cut a head off a cricket it'll live for like a day or more...Ive also heard that if you dry there heads and eat em you can trip.. A friend of my in school was a freakin genious and he told me he did it alot guess there some natural chemical in em now he's a nurse...FYI

You've got to be kidding me! Most of you guys have crazier stories than I do... Keep them coming!
:stoned:

[dankus maximus]

you should have hotboed the room, that woudla slowed the moths reflexes
and allowed you to destroy it...


DISSTROYY!!!

i used to feed bugs to my turtle, fuckin LOVED moths, i dont blame it either, lots of food on them fuckers.

[tyrantowns]

Everytime I run into a moth, I twist a shirt up and wip it until it falls. It'll die pretty quick.

[Captain Hanks]

Everytime I run into a moth, I twist a shirt up and wip it until it falls. It'll die pretty quick.

Dude, I slammed a huge pillow on it with all my strength 5 times! The thing was like hercules of the moths man.:stoned:

[GratefulDead4ever]

thats got to suck meeting them when your high or having to deal with them their a buzz killer

[CreepyOwl]

My cat is a great moth hunter. I hate those things too. I knew this dude was so was so scared of them that he'd freak out. He thought if one would land on him it would eat through his clothes and he'd be left naked.

[royalHIGHness]

My bro had a huge moth fly into his ear at a party...
nobody believe him bc it was in so deep you couldnt see it and just laughed....
Even I was geekin cuz he was freakin...
He went to the emergency room and had it flushed out....
I CANT IMAGINE THE FEELING.....ugh

[ThePurpleMan]

yea moths are hardcore...

[lagstronaut]

once me and my friend were in starbucks, and he put this thin branch kinda thing on my back because we're immature, and the fuckin thing turned out to be a walking stick, walkin all over my ass

[iNfamouzJ]

Damn those huge moths are freakin scary as hell... =[[

[iNfamouzJ]

Dude, I slammed a huge pillow on it with all my strength 5 times! The thing was like hercules of the moths man.:stoned:

LOL this is gonna be on my signature now :D

[Pride]

One time my dad was sleeping outside and was dreaming and relaxing.. then suddenly a fuckin bat flies down and, like, kisses my dad and flies the fuck away LOL!!!!!!!
Craziest thing I've ever seen.
That bat was seriously looking for trouble and taunting humans.

My dad?
He jumped up yelling WTF?!?!
lol funny shit

[iNfamouzJ]

One time my dad was sleeping outside and was dreaming and relaxing.. then suddenly a fuckin bat flies down and, like, kisses my dad and flies the fuck away LOL!!!!!!!
Craziest thing I've ever seen.
That bat was seriously looking for trouble and taunting humans.

My dad?
He jumped up yelling WTF?!?!
lol funny shit

THAT IS GREAT :D:D:D

[ate]

Poor moth.

:(

[onefourninezero]

That reminds me of a science trip I went on last year with my entire year group... we stopped at a service station, and one of the guys in my class found a huge moth on the ceiling, so he scooped it into a bag of sweets he was about to buy, then paid for the sweets and tried to return them, saying he found a moth in there. Haha needless to say, he didn't get a refund.

And he kept the moth. In fact he let it go out of the fire escape of the coach and it hit the windscreen of the car behind us. The person driving must have been so scared because this thing was like a small bird!

[cole]

one time me and my lady were smokin on her porch and this big ass moth like attacked us haha we were so high and it was kinda freaky but we finaly killed it haha, then one time agean were were realy high and there was this humungus grasshopper in her kitchen haha , i hit it and thought i killed it, but it jumped tward me and i screamed like a little girl and ran out hahah then went back to finnish the job haha

[MudFu]

That story is actually mildly funny to me. Last year, my friends and I spent all summer pretty much just smoking weed and hanging out at one of their houses. One of my friends, has this fear of moths, says they eat clothes cause they are trying to get to the people and eat them...right.

When we smoked weed, it was always out on her deck. The party deck hehe. Had the summer lights on and sometimes the bright deck lights if it was to dark. Anyways, we would sit at the table that was under the lights when we smoked. One night while we were smoking, a moth flew down and landed on her face. She FREAKED! We looked up at the lights and all we could see was these hugh ass moths flying around, falling to the table. She wasn't long taking off to the house, turning the lights off and skipping the weed. We almost died laughing.

[sanguinekane]

I've seen giant moths (bigest was about the size of my fist, creepy mother fucker to, but luckily he just sat in one place outside for a long while before flying away), but nothing freaked me out as much as the giant spider that wouldn't die. I hate spiders, I realise they serve a vital function in nature, and I don't want them extinct or anything, but if one comes near me, so help me gods I will either kill it or run the fuck away.

So about 2 years ago, I was in my house and suddenly I hear my sister scream. I run into her room and the biggest spider I've ever seen around here is crawling across her wall. This fucker was easily 2 or 3 inches across, and though it didn't look poisonous, rules are rules and that damn thing had to die for violating the sanctuary of our home. First we tried spraying it with raid, the thing curled up for a few minutes, but then kept on moving. Next my sister tried to crush it with a book. She got one of her heavy ass text books and slammed it against the wall. Again, the spider seemed unfazed and just kept it's march further into the house. We were getting a bit worried at this point, so I brought out the big guns, a can of spray base paint and a lighter. I waited till it climbed onto something relatively non-flammable and then toasted the mother fucker. Still, it wouldn't die, so we eventually worked up the nerve to try and dislodge it into a bucket of water, where it eventually drowned after a few hours. That fucker put up one hell of a fight.