sexual activities you would never attempt

[00Ampersand]

this should be interesting
~007~

[GHoSToKeR]

tough choices.. tough indeed

[Imotep]

i couldnt blow a stiff.
especially a dead tellytubbie doused in goo with cher cranking :D
no sir, not for twenty bucks even.

[GooseBear]

Most of you are with me here.
with a corpse..........yuck
the coldness the insanity the dark dark dreams NEVER!

[The C]

smegma on their genetelia ~ pubic hair right?

Casuei pciked that one, and i'ma lmost wiht the majority.

You'd stuyff a britainy spears if she was only dead for liek 5 second,s htu up!

[The C]

i couldnt blow a stiff.
especially a dead tellytubbie doused in goo with cher cranking
no sir, not for twenty bucks even.



ha ha yes 20 bux!!!
So funny!

Fucking Rah for ya!

[Imotep]

haha C, ever heard the expression-"thers life in the old girl yet"? :D
glad i didnt start this one for a change.

[buddha]

Fuck i didnt read that close enough. Well all i can do now is just hope no one keeps me to my word.

[GHoSToKeR]

smeg·ma
n.
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris

[sawleaf]

Hello Tilde!

[GHoSToKeR]

by the way, the corpse... is it good looking?


ok forget that, i dont wanna get banned lol

[00Ampersand]

Hello Tilde!

Hey brother Sawleaf, didn't realize you were still on the boards...you da man coo guy, cya at da beach
~007~

[tufguy5150]

jEEZ...i THOUGHT THATS HOW EVERYBODY STRAINED SPAGHETTI .....

[ineedskillz]

I have a ? bout the corpes #1 how long has it been dead for ? #2 Was she an attractive person b4 death? #3 how long would I have to perform?

Cuz I picked this:go down on someone who has a generous coating of smegma on their genetelia>>>YUCK YUCK YUCK<<<

[Lulu]

I have a ? bout the corpes #1 how long has it been dead for ? #2 Was she an attractive person b4 death? #3 how long would I have to perform?

Cuz I picked this:go down on someone who has a generous coating of smegma on their genetelia>>>YUCK YUCK YUCK<<<
Oh Jesus :eek: the very thought of that is making me heave :eek:

[ineedskillz]

:D lmao Im kidding....A joke hahahah........Sorry if I made you feel sick

[Kid Dynamite]

Are they still warm?

[High phy]

mmmm smegma? oh well, if its the end of the world and i got 4 mins before everything is gone i think i could handle it... Blow corpses? Sure! once on your life why not? She-males... scary but ho well... and i see nobody had problem with either the teletubbies or the spagetti things...

CHER OMFG NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT CHER!!!! prefer to die a virgin. prefer to take my chances on the cordless bungee.

[choasforages]

hey, first 15 minutes before the cops get their are yours, make of them what you want, its probably going to be the last pussy youll ever get in that situation......

[Looker]

THIS IS A SEXUAL ACT I WOULD MAKE AN EFFORT TO AVOID

[Looker]

OH WAIT A MINUTE THATS NOT A SEXUAL ACT....


THATS PRE SEXUAL ACT DEGRADATION.....

[Looker]

I DONT KNOW HOW THE MONKEY GOT IN THERE

[crystal clear pepsi]

I DONT KNOW HOW THE MONKEY GOT IN THERE

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cause thats who michael jackson first fucked

[Not Enough Herb]

id do them all in a heart beat and then some

mmm cold dead corpses nothing gets me harder...cept for that red teletuby ;)

later

[ludacris420]

Ok question what is an angel kiss and what is a snowball? I feel dumb but shit can't make a decsion without knowing

[Encatuse]

Having your cum in a girls mouth and then having her kiss you is an angelkiss/snowball

[Belleza]

hmm...intresting