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S.P.Q.R.
09-02-2006, 04:53 AM
Today I had the most intense encounter with a pig..

After getting out of my Computer Tech class was over, I had about an hour before my next class started (This is ussually the time I smoke every Friday). Well I walk to the closest woods (because I don't chance smoking in my car) and light up a J (I had about 6 in a Marblro pack).

Well my college is out in the middle of nowhere. You have to turn off of a highway, and then go back a few miles. Well behind the college is a huge forest which goes all the way into Colorado (i'm in AZ). Anyway, as I'm smoking, I see a cop pull up about 15 feet from my location. I had 6 joints on me, and an O in my pocket... and trust me I CAN'T get arrested again..

So I decide to turn around and RUN LIKE HELL into the woods. Right after I started running I hear the cops radio come on and I hear loud footsteps as he's calling on his radio for backup... I just kept running through these thick ass woods for quite awhile. After running for a long as time I hear the footsteps behind me fade away.

I figured I lost him so I stopped and tried to figure out where I was. I could hear water so I ran towards the sound and I found a lake. I went and hid in a little cave like thing for about 20 minutes... I heard the cop in the distance for awhile, but after that he gave up.

I fuckin' outran a cop! I never thought I'd have enough guts to even run from a cop... but now i'm just happy I'm not busted :dance:

( Note: I know running wasn't a very good idea in the first place, so don't bitch me out about it :p )

Shrooms
09-02-2006, 05:10 AM
scary shit...id be freaking out

chris40
09-02-2006, 05:17 AM
So did you spark a J in the cave?

S.P.Q.R.
09-02-2006, 05:27 AM
So did you spark a J in the cave?

Haha I actually thought about it, but I was too freaked out and tired from running so long

Captain Hanks
09-02-2006, 05:28 AM
Today I had the most intense encounter with a pig..

After getting out of my Computer Tech class was over, I had about an hour before my next class started (This is ussually the time I smoke every Friday). Well I walk to the closest woods (because I don't chance smoking in my car) and light up a J (I had about 6 in a Marblro pack).

Well my college is out in the middle of nowhere. You have to turn off of a highway, and then go back a few miles. Well behind the college is a huge forest which goes all the way into Colorado (i'm in AZ). Anyway, as I'm smoking, I see a cop pull up about 15 feet from my location. I had 6 joints on me, and an O in my pocket... and trust me I CAN'T get arrested again..

So I decide to turn around and RUN LIKE HELL into the woods. Right after I started running I hear the cops radio come on and I hear loud footsteps as he's calling on his radio for backup... I just kept running through these thick ass woods for quite awhile. After running for a long as time I hear the footsteps behind me fade away.

I figured I lost him so I stopped and tried to figure out where I was. I could hear water so I ran towards the sound and I found a lake. I went and hid in a little cave like thing for about 20 minutes... I heard the cop in the distance for awhile, but after that he gave up.

I fuckin' outran a cop! I never thought I'd have enough guts to even run from a cop... but now i'm just happy I'm not busted :dance:

( Note: I know running wasn't a very good idea in the first place, so don't bitch me out about it :p )

Please tell me you saved the joint you were smoking in the process!:dance:

BongSmokityDuo
09-02-2006, 05:33 AM
I was expecting a story involving an actual pig for some reason, but that was still entertaining.

SocksThaClown
09-02-2006, 06:20 AM
That would be so exhilarating! I would probably freak out, and eat it all or something. :p But that tells you I'm not right in the head.

S.P.Q.R.
09-02-2006, 06:43 AM
That would be so exhilarating! I would probably freak out, and eat it all or something. :p But that tells you I'm not right in the head.

Haha I actually just threw it back into the cigarette pack.. still lit and everything, it burnt a small whole into another joint :( but atleast I kept my weed. I just figured there was no sense in ditching it considering if I got busted I'd still have the O on me (which is pretty hard to get rid of) lol.

jcrook5
09-02-2006, 07:07 AM
so when u walked back they werent waiting for you? thats badass, and such a great feeling. I think running from a cop and getting away probably feels the same as winning a gold medal at the olympics. I think going to jail once will make anyone run faster tho, i know how that shit goes.

S.P.Q.R.
09-02-2006, 07:25 AM
^ Nah they weren't waiting for me. I came out in a different area though. And yeah that feeling is amazing! You have no idea how great it felt once i got home tonight and started lighting up a bowl, thinking "Holy shit.."

Which is why I made this thread lol

shoi
09-02-2006, 11:47 AM
do u rember where that cave is? i bet it would be a good place to light up during the day.... be nice

Reefer Rogue
09-02-2006, 12:41 PM
Kool story.

JuggaloAtTheDoor
09-02-2006, 12:54 PM
glad u got away

Captain Jack Sparrow
09-02-2006, 01:14 PM
Word. :thumbsup:

I would have ran too.

Woods + 6 J's + an O in your pocket + cops 15 feet away = RUN MOTHA FUCKA RUN! :dance:

iNfamouzJ
09-02-2006, 02:12 PM
I was expecting a story involving an actual pig for some reason, but that was still entertaining.

ME TOO!!! I'm not the only one :D

iNfamouzJ
09-02-2006, 02:14 PM
this is a good story. risky and scary, but i can see why you decided to run! maybe you can go back to that cave sometime? i looove going out to the woods and hiking and goin in caves :D

intrepidus6
09-02-2006, 02:20 PM
I bet that was scary! Damn cops, they all need to go burn in hell, I tell ya'!!!

Just incase I should ever be in such a situation, what is the best thing to do?

holysmokin
09-02-2006, 03:07 PM
It's a double sided sword if you stay your caught any way and if you run and get caught you add a evading charge or some other BS. But you may also do as SPQR did and score one for us. Peace

Frivolous248
09-02-2006, 03:51 PM
Gratz dude.

And yeah, if I were you I'd smoke up at the cave from now on, sounds like a cool place.

tyrantowns
09-02-2006, 04:27 PM
Great job man:thumbsup: .

I'll smoke a bowl to that.

dankman
09-02-2006, 04:31 PM
haha ill smoke a bowl to just about anything

S.P.Q.R.
09-03-2006, 12:31 AM
It's a double sided sword if you stay your caught any way and if you run and get caught you add a evading charge or some other BS. But you may also do as SPQR did and score one for us. Peace

Yeah that's what I was thinking while I was running.. I was like "Shit, this pig's going to throw me to the ground and add more charges afterwards.."



do u rember where that cave is? i bet it would be a good place to light up during the day.... be nice

No I don't remember where the cave was exactly, but if I just follow the lake I'll find it. But I think I'll stay away from those woods for a few weeks.. Paranoia and all :p

JMRinFLA
09-03-2006, 03:23 AM
I love this story. Why were you holding so much shit? If you get caught with a couple of j's it's just misdemeanor possession but an O might get an intent to distribute charge tacked on.

senoirsalsa
09-03-2006, 03:45 AM
I don't like jumping so I just kicked two of the boards out of it and slipped through it. Lucky the cop was fatter than I am lmao!



lmfao thats something I would do

S.P.Q.R.
09-03-2006, 06:11 AM
Exhilerating shit. You just DON'T know how fast you can run until the police are on your tail!


Yeah it's insane. I had no idea I could move so swiftly


an intent to distribute

;)

Bob the Awesome
09-20-2006, 01:56 PM
Good Job :) I've never had to run from the cops, luckily, and I hope I never have to.

Fattie
09-20-2006, 08:31 PM
Awesome. I've had to run on 2 occasions...
Exhilerating shit. You just DON'T know how fast you can run until the police are on your tail!

true that, ive had to run a few times, but im sore from the gym and dont feel like typing alot.

ukmonkey
09-20-2006, 10:31 PM
Word of advice, If I were you I wouldnt go back there for a while. That cops probably so pissed off he's gagging to "bust yo pussy ass" or whatever an American cop might say. :rasta:

But hell yeah running from cops is the biggest adrenaline rush, I reckon thats why chavs love doing snatch and grabs... it's all in the thrill of the chase... Just nxt time don't do it with an o in you pocket. I would have done the same thing but I would have ditched the O asap.

gill145
09-23-2006, 02:02 AM
After hearing your stories, I tied my shoes alot tighter. Just to be safe. :D