GREATEST POLL IN THE WORLD-UNIVERSE

[00Ampersand]

ditto
~007~

[ermitonto]

Kerry elected -- Better than Bush.
Jesus returns -- I assume you mean Jesús, which must be some sort of Mexican guy, in which case this is nothing spectacular.
Nun's jello cat-fight -- Unorthodox and intriguing, however gelatin disgusts me.
Torog admitting he likes liberals -- Torog is a slave to the system and I don't really care much about his opinion.
Sex with my clone -- Would that make me bisexual? Hmm...in any case, I'd rather just masturbate.
Waking up with DD-cups -- Holy mother of Cthulhu! Being a man, I don't think that would be too pleasant.
Front row seats to Armageddon -- That movie had so many blatant technical errors it made me want to vomit, not to mention a horrible storyline. Plus, it wasn't even armageddon! If I pay to see a movie called Armageddon, I expect the world to be decimated in the end, dammit!
Finding out that my dad is Superman -- That would be horrible, considering he just died.
Team America wins Academy Awards -- I haven't seen the movie so I can't comment.
Making love with you -- Assuming you're a man, and considering the fact that my sexual orientation is heterosexual, this would also be an unpleasant occurrence. I will pass.

So my choice is Kerry becoming president. I don't really care where he stands on issues or what he thinks, but so long as he CAN think, that makes him better than George "Bomb the Brown People to Hell in the Name of the Lord" Bush.

[Euphoric]

i like this poll. good work :)

[gjayde]

well done thats a cool poll...

[maryjanemama]

Ok, it was between Torog admitting he likes Liberals and the boobs. The boobs won. :D

[RESiNATE]

I'm a bloke, and wouldn't mind waking up with DD boobs...cool, I'd be TOTALLY self-sufficient lmaooo

Sex with myself?...it'd prolly hurt too much...:eek:

And the US President is only a front man for the people who are really running the world.

So, I guess I'd have to decide what kind of bra I would buy for myself.....unless I didn't wear one....hmmm...nice :D
lol

[ermitonto]

Yes, I agree that the US President is one of the most powerful tools the system uses to propagate itself, but there certainly is a lesser of two evils in my opinion (although how much less is debatable), and that lesser evil is John Kerry.

[Gaylord Focker]

now that is a good poll :)

[00Ampersand]

PS: I neglected to mention this, but whichever result ranks #1 WILL happen (not just for the people that voted for it, but everyone on the board)...just a warning
~007~

[High phy]

damn! Jesús coming back for his keys??? fuck that! always stole my stash when he comes! im not letting him near my house again!
Torog admitting sumthin.... i really like to reccomend that guy to read 1984.
if i can change the sex of my clone i think it would be great to fuck HER
mmmmm.... nuns...jello....

[Sedater18]

Would sex with your clone mean you were gay or mastrubating?
I choose Front row seats to Armegeddon. the movie sucked, the real thing might be tight.

[Imotep]

Would sex with your clone mean you were gay or mastrubating?
I choose Front row seats to Armegeddon. the movie sucked, the real thing might be tight.

i was wondering the same thing. gay or masturbation?
my idea of armageddon is being rooted to death by clones of myself. tight hehe
far from being something i want front row seats to, i am now devoting my life to the destruction of evil clone making doktors.

[00Ampersand]

I'm an evil clone making doctor..uh ohhhhhhh
~007~

[ermitonto]

I think having sex with yourself would could as gay behavior and not masturbation, since when you masturbate you are doing it for your own pleasure, but sex with your clone is for your pleasure and the pleasure of what is essentially just a genetic copy of you, but which is still another person in every other sense, so it's about as gay as having sex with an identical twin would be. The bigger question is, does it count as incest? :confused:

[YoungSmoker313]

I would love to see the nuns cat fight in the pool of jello. Great poll

[ezjim]

if jesus is coming back then some one might want to tell all those preachers who have been collecting money for him to get the cash togeather oh yea you what kinda meat a priest eats on friday ?? A:nun

[GHoSToKeR]

00Ampersand was awesome, where the hell did he go?

[F L E S H]

Yeah, there were a lot of cool people when I first came on... Now you all suck!!!!

Lol, joking...

[Hydrizzle]

Yeah, you all suck! Everyone!

[GHoSToKeR]

Dude... I don't suck anyone or anything, unless it's StonedPenguin's left nipple, but that's a different story for a different thread! :D :D

[unmeg]

Yeah, you all suck! Everyone!
I think you suck big ol hairy well you know,next time you should be more careful bout throwing that cop line around.I know it justt a web site but some people act on that shit Dumb Ass :eek:

[clevemire]

Whoops. Accidentally posted here.

It's so lame that you can't delete your own posts.

[Lily420]

lol best poll ever for sure! :D

[robert42]

jesus coming back to earth he forgot his keys :D Moses IM HOME!

[somebody someone]

whoever voted for the last one is wierd...

[Hydrizzle]

I think you suck big ol hairy well you know,next time you should be more careful bout throwing that cop line around.I know it justt a web site but some people act on that shit Dumb Ass :eek:


rofl, Unmeg, I think maybe you ought to be enrolled in "sense of humor 101"

[kevy cola]

you all can toss my salad, I say Kerry should get elected since alot of that stuff is gay and I don't want the world to end

[amsterdam]

you all can toss my salad, I say Kerry should get elected since alot of that stuff is gay and I don't want the world to end

kerry was a joke.thats why he lost so badly. :D