How Many Times You Been Laid All Together?

[Green Love]

How many lays yall got
over a 15yr period?

[Faultydesign]

I have 0.

[Skrappie]

I doubt too many people know their "all together" number.

[Mr.Jesus]

hah the only reason i know it is because it's zero =(

[MaryJaneScott]

how about YOU mr. love?
;)

[OniEhtRedrum781]

millions of times

[cole]

all the times , i can count the people but damn all the times i just dont think anyone realy keeps track of that sort of thing , maybe just i dont

[Kryzco]

I seriously wouldn't know

over 1500 thats for sure

[DannyMan]

Well, I've been raped by 8 lucky women in my life..but how many times with each? Beats me!

[SmokingPlatypus]

0 times. Still a virgin.

[chisme]

ive had 9 diffrent sexual partners but ive banged them countless times

[LIP]

Like anyone counts... Seriously, what you gunna do, make a graph?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Like anyone counts... Seriously, what you gunna do, make a graph?

hey thats a good idea, a good ego stroke too

[187]

umm let me count ............... none

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I don't kiss and tell :D

[cole]

Like anyone counts... Seriously, what you gunna do, make a graph?

bwahahaha:p

[friendowl]

-3 girls

[Justin Incredible]

The nearest thing I have come to sex is when that bus conductor sneezed on my head last week, talk about the greenline.

[RainyDayWoman]

@ least 1500

that's about 3000 orgasms

DAMM!

[Green Love]

Damn, lol.
I feel like a manwhore, then, lol.
I got 35+ lays, and at least 5k lays.

[Euphoric]

i think im approaching 2000. just an estimate.

[birdgirl73]

GreenLove, unless you're a fairly mature gentleman, I don't see how your math's not a little off. Perhaps you are older, however.

OK, I've been married for the last 22 years. If you count back 15 years and calculate the frequency based on our average of three times a week, that's 2,340 times.

[Green Love]

I've got laid alot, but, 35 partners aint much, and i did six years in a marriage. I got engery to burn, might as well burn it having sex. I was going more around 2 times a day, lol, not 3 times a week. More of a consensisee basis.

[usedchemicals]

haha, 2, i'm depressed comparing it to some people's

[Wesley Pipes]

about 6 different girls so far... a couple of which i have done more then once.. so i'd say about 10-12 lays altogether... i cant remember exactly as most times i was more than just a tad drunk ;)

but i'monly 21 so plenty time to increas that number :p

[IanCurtisWishlist]

my 1st girlfriend was a freak and we would do the "oral exchange" all the time, like 3 times a day everyday. so i've had enough head to last me a lifetime and i've had my face in her pussy long enough to last her a lifetime too...but she was always afraid of being pregnant.

i'd say i actually fucked her like 3 or 4 times but got off with her probably 400-500 times (not exaggerating).

ahh. the good old days. the days that won't come again no matter how much we hope..

[yesireebob]

wow let me think,somewhere in the area of 15,000.

[Metasteel]

Zero. And the way things are going I expect it to stay that way.

[shoi]

Zero. And the way things are going I expect it to stay that way.

fo sho

[sdhall36]

Does this include Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters?

365 x 15 = 5475 plus or minus, er why?

[downundadude]

or yeah hall man she vists my crib to but not every day gotta keep some love juice for the ladies.....

hahah funny shit

[Shannon]

uhhh...if i had to guess...23457893423456789023456782747582900000 times, but not many people.

[yoyoman1020]

yeah, 2 haha

[Choco]

~ 50 specimens: 6 of them too often to count....aproaching 10K or so....give or take a few thousand....

[eil]

I seriously wouldn't know

over 1500 thats for sure

that answers as daft as the question15 thou is that with yourself it does rather sound like it 1500 yeh

[duckfool]

that answers as daft as the question15 thou is that with yourself it does rather sound like it 1500 yeh

somebody flunked grammar

[partyguy420]

umm... when i first go together with deb, and lost my verginity to her... she decided to make a mark on the wall of evert time we fucked... and i started making one of times condoms broke... times i went bare back... and times i was to big for her... well the to big one got up to about 25.... the bare back... only got like 3... the brokien rubbers... 2... and the times we fucked got up to 75-90... after that we gave up... umm... i use to fuck every day some times up to 6 times a day... except for when she was on her peiod... we finaly fucked while she was bleeding a few weeks ago... and its not realy that bad... so im gonna quit being a pussy when i need pussy...

but seriously... i need to quit getting side tracked... moral of that story is... i have gotten laid alot

[halo]

@ least 1500

that's about 3000 orgasms

DAMM!

Im confused..

[IanCurtisWishlist]

1 girl.

just shoot me now , please!!!!!! or at least fuck me. jesus christ i'm going to start gnawing at the bedpost if i don't get action soon.

[bentleygtgirl]

probably like 400 or so times

[Cooler Then Jesus]

ive only been ALIVE 15 years, so ive only got 3 years of actually being able to fuck. haha. but over the 3 years its been about 6 different girls, plenty of diffferent times. currently single though

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

umm... i can say 3 people... 2 whom i fucking hate now... but i have no fucking clue how many times ive done it lol

[Captain Hanks]

:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: Saving it for after marriage, I know I'm going to get flamed for this (does being somewhat Rastafarian save me?), but you internet people don't matter much to me (no offense). Against my religion!:rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

[allrightname]

More times than I have fingers and toes thats for sure....most likely >1100

[drazzi]

Lost count years ago, but i dont get as much now that im in a long term relationship...
I'm so fuckin frustrated, lol

[NightProwler]

zero times

[Kryzco]

i just fuckin chose a random number

its not like I keep a little tally book at my bedside to mark of whenever I had sex

i've only had two partners, one was 3 times a day for almost two years, and one is is about twice a week for a year

like I'm sit here with a calculator and figure this shit out lol

[bud.dy]

well ive had 2 girls up till now
but been inactive fora very long time now dnt even knw why and this is definitely not my choice!!! been hanging out with the same people smokin' not meeting any new people
and also now im moving to another country and dnt want to start anything now...
anyway im beingboring but it had to get out lol for how many times i did it cant remember...

[IllusionalFate]

Zero.

[Acouwaila]

1 girl. a shit load of times though

[Mista Sippi]

my old lady counted when we first got together about 3 years ago. after 3 months we had broke 300 and she stopped counting after 500.

[IllusionalFate]

300 in 3 months? Damn. That's about an average of having sex 4 times per day.

[Mista Sippi]

yeah, i like to fuck a lot. i think the record was 6 in one day.

[Acouwaila]

yeah, i like to fuck a lot. i think the record was 6 in one day.

lmao...this made me laugh so hard just now..."yeah, i like to fuck a lot"

but damn...
4 times a day, yall seem like effin teens gettin at it

[someuser]

Yeah, I cant 'do' 4x a day anymore... My max was 7x in one day with my HS sweetheart back in the late 90s. We had been together for like maybe a month or two at this point and we both were always horny... I dont remember what was so special about that day but we just couldnt stop. We both spent the ENTIRE day in her room (save a few bathroom trips). I swear to God by the 5th time I was in pain... She just wouldnt stop. Man, I really miss her though. First and only girl I ever really loved. Havent seen her in over 7yrs now but I still think of her every day... Ah, to be young, dumb, and in love :)


Now, I prefer 1x every 3 days if I'm in a serious relationship... Anything more then that and it is more for her then me. I guess my libido isnt the same anymore since I hit my mid/late 20s.

Enjoy it while you can gentlemen!!!


I dont know how many times I had sex in total but after 13yrs of being sexually active I'm sure it is up there.

[Pride]

^ that scares the shit out of me man..
I had a girl just like that and broke up during summer and she still calls me and shit...
Will I regret it?
I currently like someone else now..

[Mista Sippi]

lmao...this made me laugh so hard just now..."yeah, i like to fuck a lot"

but damn...
4 times a day, yall seem like effin teens gettin at it

yeah, i was 17 when we first started fuckin and she was 16

[Kindbud]

between 4 girls, uhhh. roughly 300 ?

[mmm reefer]

...only 8 =\

[dryst]

hmm...i only started having sex alittle over a year ago...but id estimate about 2.5 times a day on average...x365....so in the past year ive done it 912.5times...
x15 for an esitmate...13,687.5 times...jeezus christ i didnt relize itd be that many times...can i even bust that much nut:p

[MastaChronic]

i dont know... 365 / 7 X 3 X 4 = 625.714 times rounded up
626 X 30 = 18,780 / 60 = 313 hours of my life i have spent having sex

[dryst]

that means when u have sex everytime u last for 1 minute :p

[Buddha Man]

do i look like wilt chamberlain? didnt that guy get laid 21,000 times or something?