What the fuck do I do

[ridethefire]

Okay... So I get off work and invite this girl over to smoke...

I roll a blunt, regs and crippie mixed.

smoking commences


Im still smoking and she starts looking at me... like staring...
Im thinking "what the fuck is up with this bitch?"
So I start saying "are you okay" and that whole deal and shes not responding...She starts staring in another direction breaking eye contact with me and starts noding down like shes falling asleep... No reaction to anything I say... So I bring her in and now shes sleeping on the couch... She flinches from water being flicked in her face and me yelling at the top oof my lungs but when I try to open her eyes she holds them shut.... shes breathing normally so im not really sure if I have anything to worry about... What the fuck is this bitch doing... So now shes just sleeping on the couch.

Comments?

[james420]

i have no idea if, medically, theres anythinh wrong with her. but if shes holding her eyelids shut, that says (to me anyway) shes aware of her surroundings. how is her breathing? her pulse? check it out.


--oh yuou said her breathings normal...hmmmm...tell her you wantr her out or your calling the cops or paramedics or something then go into another room for a few.....see what happens...---

[dopesmoker]

maybe shes one of those peaple that acts like they got massivley fucked up when they're not even buzzed i dunno

[SocksThaClown]

Hhm...Maybe she's just a stupidass. Tell her to leave or something.

[pumpkin]

Try to fuck her, that's a sure way to see if she's awake :D :p

P.S- Only kidding!

[dryst]

lol is she sleeping while u posted that? lmao

maybe she has narcolepsy, or maybe shes faking, she wants to to pull out ur family jewels and rub em all over her face :D

[Mr.Jesus]

Try to fuck her, that's a sure way to see if she's awake :D :p

P.S- Only kidding!
thats what i was thinking:p

[Cas]

pull down your pants and rub your butt cheeks in her face.

[SocksThaClown]

pour cold water on her.(shirt:D )

[birdgirl73]

RidetheFire, had y'all been drinking anything tonight along with the blunt--or had she been drinking or doing any other drugs beforehand? I'm assuming she's just sleeping something off, something that's not just weed. But it truly might be worth calling someone if she truly seems partially conscious or unresponsive as opposed to just buzzed and sorta obnoxiously lazy. And if you do manage to get her up and out of your place, you don't want her driving, if that's how she'd be getting home. If she had a wreck, that'd be awful, and it might be tricky for you legally. (In America, you'd be potentially liable for any intoxication since she could be linked to you and "narcotic" use at your home.)

[ridethefire]

No shes a "good girl" very sheltered when she was younger... No drinking or drugs...

[tootsie roll]

If she's resisting you when you try to open her eyes, that means her reflexes are in control and she's faking something.
Were you with her before you invited her over? She didn't do any other drugs or anything did she?

Try to talk to her and get a response. If that doesn't work, tell the drama queen you're gonna call the paramedics cuz your getting worried.

Go hide whatever you have first tho!

[dryst]

RidetheFire, had y'all been drinking anything tonight along with the blunt--or had she been drinking or doing any other drugs beforehand? I'm assuming she's just sleeping something off, something that's not just weed. But it truly might be worth calling someone if she truly seems partially conscious or unresponsive as opposed to just buzzed and sorta obnoxiously lazy. And if you do manage to get her up and out of your place, you don't want her driving, if that's how she'd be getting home. If she had a wreck, that'd be awful, and it might be tricky for you legally. (In America, you'd be potentially liable for any intoxication since she could be linked to you and "narcotic" use at your home.)

beofre calling someone rub one off on her cheek real quick :thumbsup: :p

[OniEhtRedrum781]

She probably just can't handle the chron! :D

[ridethefire]

Stupid bitch need to get off my couch so I can smoke a bowl...



DAMNIT!

[ridethefire]

OH hell no she just rolled over...

[SocksThaClown]

Stupid bitch need to get off my couch so I can smoke a bowl...



DAMNIT!

lmao

[ridethefire]

Okay... Now seriously... Do you think I should smoke now? I dont think i'm going to have to call anyone. No cops... Cant believe I even considered that option.

[Captain Hanks]

No shes a "good girl" very sheltered when she was younger... No drinking or drugs...

That's the problem right there. It was probably her first or second time smoking and she just got really high. She should be good in a few hours, you have nothing to worry about.:stoned: :smokin:

[likemclever]

How long has she been like that. If her breathing is normal and her pulse is normal maybe she just smoked too much. You said she was a good girl has she ever smoked before. Blunts may not be the way to go for first timers. Try placing a very cold rag on her forehead or on the back of her neck. If her vital signs aren’t normal you need to call someone. If they are give her a little time. How much did she smoke? I’ve heard of newbies sacking out before.

[ridethefire]

No more than 4 or 5 hits...


and a shotgun...

[ridethefire]

Im smoking...


Fuck It...

Back in 10..

[birdgirl73]

But lay off the smoking yourself till you can shake her and get your house back to yourself. You don't know what she'll do or how she might react to more pot in the near vicinity. She might freak or something--or try and smoke more.

Get her something cold to drink and some type of snack. Get a cold wet washcloth for her head or so she can wash off her face and wake up. Then tell her you really need to let her run so you can get to bed. Then go on with your life.

[likemclever]

Stupid bitch need to get off my couch so I can smoke a bowl...



DAMNIT!

Dude cut her some slack ....

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Not trying to sound stupid but maybe she whited or what ever tha's called. I did that one time and all I could do was lay stupidly in the middle of some girl's kitchen. It's like getting really sick and usually reported to look slightly green or pale. Try and get her to drink some water and sit up or atleast put a cold cloth on her forehead. Your the host babe, you gotta take care of her.

[Its a Plant]

Lol, dude, you should ride the fire straight to hell.

Be nice to her. She might 'thank' you later, if you catch my drift . . .

Sounds like the weed just knocked her out. I've seen far worse with first time smokers, so you're lucky. That 'pale' thing that Baby mentioned is much scarier.

Kindly wake her up and offer to take her home. ~

[dryst]

beat the junk :D

[ridethefire]

ok... She actually fell asleep and I woke her up...

She fell asleep doing whatever the fuck it was she was doing.


Never Again...

Now time to stress relieve!

[dryst]

did u kick her out?

[cole]

wait did you smoke with her or did she come to the door like this cause you said you let her in but you also said smoking commenced which is it

[SocksThaClown]

Did you kick her out? Because that would be kinda harsh.

[ridethefire]

Hell ya I kicked her out...

[likemclever]

Dick

[tootsie roll]

Hell ya I kicked her out...

Nicely or did ya toss her?

[dryst]

whatd u say?

id be more pissed about to not busting a nut then not being able to smoke dude...

[cole]

damn what if she falls asleep and she gets in a wreck

[dryst]

damn what if she falls asleep and she gets in a wreck

shes gonna die :p duh....

[cole]

i know but man that would be something i wouldent want to live with, if i were the threadstater i woulda just let her sleep somewhere till she wanted

[tootsie roll]

damn what if she falls asleep and she gets in a wreck

Good point cole.

[SocksThaClown]

Dick

Who are you aiming that at?

[dryst]

i know but man that would be something i wouldent want to live with, if i were the threadstater i woulda just let her sleep somewhere till she wanted

it aint a hotel man :D if she wants to stay then shes gotta pay (and im not talkin bout money either) :p


(sorry about all the sexual post...im just extremely horny...)

[cole]

haha the whole time people are saying ridethefire, i thought it was some sex thing to do to someone while there passed out haha

[dryst]

if someones passed out it isnt called ride the fire...its called ride the train :p

[SocksThaClown]

You know you look like an asshole for kicking her out just for passing out. You have to remember she is just starting, so how about not being a dick about it. :thumbsup:

[FAllout]

That's the problem right there. It was probably her first or second time smoking and she just got really high. She should be good in a few hours, you have nothing to worry about.:stoned: :smokin:

Yeah first time I got high I jsut rolled around on my freinds couch muttering, "What the fuck is this!?" for a couple of hours.

Try talkign to her slowly or playing some music atleast.

[ridethefire]

She actually wanted to be home by 1 but that didnt happen... She was in a hurry. She said YOU LET ME SLEEP!?!? And she told me she heard every thing I was saying! What am I supposed to say... No, STAY! Fuck that... She ruined my night.

Im not worried about bustin a nut... UCF is right down the road...

[ridethefire]

AND I have smoked with her at least 4 other times...

[FAllout]

Hell ya I kicked her out...
Good Job!
That could have been the deciding moment...
Shes guna hate you forever and posibole pot.

:(
You should have let her sleep on your couch, she could of been a more attrative "couch guy" form Half baked. :thumbsup:

Rember when he came through for the gang in the turning point.

Long story short your friends wont bail you out and youll be getting ass raped for killing a cops horse soon...


Have a good night!

[Reefer Rogue]

Funny thread :D

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

like a sitcom

[upinsmokeuk]

This is one mad thread at first couldnt believe it{YOU LOOK AFTER SOMEONE TO HOW YOU D EXPECT THEM TO LOOK AFTER YOU}and come on bra you dont boot them on the street,but when you say you d smoked before and she was only sleeping it was funny made me wake up lol

[Justin Incredible]

Okay... So I get off work and invite this girl over to smoke...

I roll a blunt, regs and crippie mixed.

smoking commences


Im still smoking and she starts looking at me... like staring...
Im thinking "what the fuck is up with this bitch?"
So I start saying "are you okay" and that whole deal and shes not responding...She starts staring in another direction breaking eye contact with me and starts noding down like shes falling asleep... No reaction to anything I say... So I bring her in and now shes sleeping on the couch... She flinches from water being flicked in her face and me yelling at the top oof my lungs but when I try to open her eyes she holds them shut.... shes breathing normally so im not really sure if I have anything to worry about... What the fuck is this bitch doing... So now shes just sleeping on the couch.

Comments?

It's alright mate, this has happened to me before. I woke up and she was all about pressing charges so I just got my tougue out her ass and left.

[likemclever]

Dick


Who are you aiming that at?


how about not being a dick about it.

Same person you were aiming that at.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

why dont you go smoke a bowl and cuddle with her. that sounds like a happy plan.

[Frivolous248]

omg, you guys are all immature.

I personally would have drawn on her face.

[Professor Dan K.]

omg, you guys are all immature.

I personally would have drawn on her face.

hell yea! you pass out, your basically putting a giant target on your forhead.

but seriously, it sucks she got pissed at you for letting her pass out.

[epicsoundz69]

yeah dude, i hotboxed my van with these two chicks once. it was with two four-paper joints. kings size papers. anyway, one of the girls smoked regularly, and the other one hadnt smoked for a long time, we'll call her len. right after we started the second J, len started to do what that girl on ur couch is doing. it was just cuz she hadnt smoked for a while, and thought she could keep up with a platimun and silver smoker.

[d00d989]

stick it in her bum and if she wakes up then shes fine! :D

[Euphoric]

YEA IF SOME CHICK PASSED OUT ON MY COUCH LAST THING ID DO IS WANT HER TO LEAVE U KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN ;)

[rubigwill73]

maybe shes one of those peaple that acts like they got massivley fucked up when they're not even buzzed i dunno


excatly what im thinking

[Shrooms]

I LOLED AT THIS THREAD

[yabatab]

get her high again.....LOL and report back to cannabis.com
she can be our guinea pig:thumbsup:

[bentleygtgirl]

She actually wanted to be home by 1 but that didnt happen... She was in a hurry. She said YOU LET ME SLEEP!?!? And she told me she heard every thing I was saying! What am I supposed to say... No, STAY! Fuck that... She ruined my night.

Im not worried about bustin a nut... UCF is right down the road...

hahahaha, thats funny, i go to school in lakeland...went to a ucf party once it was tight

[Sabron]

Dude..i just think she wants you..thats all..If her eyelids are forced shut she is indeed faking it....i whouldnt try anything tho.. mabie its a trap.. mabie she just wants you..you dont know..But i whould just take a handfull of flour and drop it on her face from 4 feet away.. POOF... and then just like..yeah give her a glass of water..put shaving cream mustash on her face...give her somthing to eat..All of these choices are up to you..i reccomend. Flour , Shaving cream on the face ) But if you dont pick her up and put her sitting up.. And shake the fuck out of her..if she dosnt wake up.. take ICE cold water and slowly..SLOWly pour it over her head.. ( slowly because that cold of water should cause problems..headache n shit.. rapid temp change ) if she still dosnt wake up.. Stash all drugs and imcriminating objects and call a paramedic..

[smok3y]

Lol Funny thread..:D

[ridethefire]

Looking back... What a night...

And I am indeed an asshole...

[partyguy420]

personaly, i would have gotten her to wake up enuf to shake her head yes to anything, and then just randomly blurt out can i fuck you? and when she shook her head yes, i would have pulled it out and fucked her brains out... haha... yea right... thats just some fucked up thing to do... i would have just let her sleep there dude... she would have payed you back sooner or later with something or somthing