Well, its 4.54am... (includes spider story)

[Tom Swierzbinski]

and Ive jus got back from 4:20'ing it in the kitchen. What can I say, I roll big spliffs :rasta: technically it was actually 4.49am when I finished, but a fucking HUGE spider came out and I had to kill it. I mean, this thing was big. One of those jet black house spiders (fellow Brits will know what I mean... they come out this time of year) it was. Saw it out the corner of my eye trying to get to the back door. I tried to squash it with a shoe, but i fucking missed. That, or it jumped, Im too stoned to tell :confused:
scared the goddam shit outta me. Anyway Ill carry on. It went between a crack in the back door and the floor, and the only thing that would fit in that gap was a knife. I knifed the fucker. I fished it out with the knife after I gave it a good stabbing, and its now placed under a glass (which has a shoe on top to keep it from coming back to life and escaping... Ive had cockroaches do the same, im not making the same mistake with any fucking insect/bug/thing again!) so everyone can see how big it is.

Im so proud of my kill :)
Ill try and take a piccy of it in the morning and post it later if my dad will get the camera out before he goes work.

[paperlunatic]

cool, sounds fun. i love trying to battle insects that find their way into my room. its always a battle of wits. lol i suck

[Lucifuge]

I fuckin love spiders, I caught 3 black widows and a 2 fat tarantula's (these crazy fuckers would attack anything you put near them) in the corner's of the warehouse where I used to work.

[NextLineIsMine]

Every now and then ill have a show down with a fly that really bugs me. Its much better challenge to try and get it mid-air

[OniEhtRedrum781]

:stoned: lol u own. I've had countless high battles with different bugs. The best is a big thick pile of ants being stomped out..

[james420]

bigass mutant cockroches prove to be the best combantents in my experience.you can fight those fuckers off with machetes.

[couch-potato]

bigass mutant cockroches prove to be the best combantents in my experience.you can fight those fuckers off with machetes.


I find that using a katana works just as well.

[james420]

I find that using a katana works just as well.

i should try that lol

[dryst]

u should try taking up a prifession in the field...like an extermenator or something?...i never 'knifed" a spider on my hands and knees in a crack in my kitchen floor...lol...being as lazy as i am...i would thrown something at it, probally missing it and then watch as it ran away...then i woulda proceeded to eat some doritos :D

[DannyMan]

Man, spiders are cool. I do understand why you'd kill the fucker though, I do it all the time. :thumbsup:
Fucking widows keep making nests under the house, everytime I spot one it gets intense. I say if they disturb the area, they get stepped on by the bigger ones. They do a terrific job at keeping other unwanted bugs away, but they also do a terrific job at being a creepy ass bug!

Actually now that I think of it..spiders do have 8 legs. They are creepy ass little animal buggers!

[Reefer Rogue]

Pwned.

[jokeyjokejoke]

I had a big spider in my bath. Well, i say it was in the bath, it was HAVING a bath it was that fucking big. Two legs behinds it's head rest up by the tap end.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

one word
mummify

[Captin]

thats great, i was out one night shooting off fire works with a friend when we decided to sit down and smoke a joint. We didn't want to walk back to the car so we just sat on a little hill to smoke it. About half way thought the joint i flet something on my back, i stand up to brush it off and notice we were smoking on a fucking ant hill.

Of course we did the right thing and ran back to the car to get a firecracker. We burried into the ant hill and blew those fuckers to ant hell. That'll teach those ants to crawl on my back.

[dryst]

some spiders are cool to have around...
black widows on the other hand are very aggressive and will actually chase u, lol...but seriously those things can kill u, theyre getting real bad in my area to, i only seen 1 since i moved closer to the city...but it creeped the hell outta me

[cambam]

Not a spider, but a WASP flew into my room via an open window. I hate wasps, and what are they good for, exactly? Well, I have a wireless mouse and keyboard. I spot it fying a few feet in front of me, so I pick up my keyboard, wait for the perfect time and hit it.
It was a beautiful swing and connect. Kinda like a baseball bat swing. Anyway, it knocked the wasp several feet, hit my warddrobe, and fell on the floor, legs up and everything. 30 secs later, the legs started to move, I'd only just knocked it out.
Bonus!
I grabbed some loo roll and then proceeded to flush it down the toilet, along with the concious wasp.

[Kryzco]

I know how it feels

I killed a fat ass spider at work the other day

muhahaha

sucks to be you, stupid spider

[LIP]

Woooo. Damn, i hate spiders too. Have you got my emails Tom? If not i'll send another lol.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Woooo. Damn, i hate spiders too. Have you got my emails Tom? If not i'll send another lol.

Nah LIP, no emails from ya mate. Try sending a couple at once, sometimes AOL likes to play the dick and not give me emails :confused:

And sharpestoner, Im really scared of spiders. It freaked me out just stabbing it, I kept thinking I was gonna miss and it was going to climb up the knife, onto my hand and bite me. Yeah, I get paranoid about spiders. *shudder*

[Euphoric]

U GUYS ARE SOME MURDERERS

[DannyMan]

Woah I'm so stoned I posted this to a different thread..