View Full Version : Down and out in amsterdam and london
IanCurtisWishlist
08-31-2006, 07:14 PM
okay so i need some advice. I'm gonna save 2 grand so I can go to Amsterdam and London around janurary 3rd-janurary 11th. I plan on visiting Amsterdam first and then visiting London. Is it somewhat safe to bring a little bit of weed or hash (7 grams) to London from Amsterdam for my own personal use, or would this be considered smuggling? I don't wanna be weedless in London like everybody else :)
and are there any good hostels in London without a curfew? I'll probably stay 3-4 days in London.
sombro
09-01-2006, 05:19 PM
i have been to holland many times and i would never bring anything back from there, the customs guys know the score, they always use dogs.
i personally wouldn't risk it.
Cyclonite
09-01-2006, 05:25 PM
Iv been to good ole A-town many times when I was stationed in germany....now if you plan on driving you could package it well, the foodsaver vacuum bags work great and throw some coffee in for kicks. If you plan on going by rail or flying its too risky....check out grey matter or the grasshopper in amsterdamn, nice shops.
dryst
09-01-2006, 05:28 PM
sounds to much like that movie Hostel...good luck :D
You WONT be dry in London my man, we might have to meet up. Do you know where abouts in London you'd like to stay?
IanCurtisWishlist
09-02-2006, 01:25 AM
LIP-- Maybe we can meet up when I'm in London. I would like to stay in Central London or around Hyde Park... I'm not familiar with various districts but I hear that the Chelsea is nice.
I'll be in the city from the 3rd to the 9th coming into London Gatwick.
amsterdammed
09-02-2006, 02:38 AM
there are ways of 'smuggling' i personal think hash is easier.
the type of person customs pick on:
someone in untidy clothes
a guy with long hair
a guy who's unshaven
someone carring a guitar
drunk or very stoned(coming from A'dam)
so if your any of the above DO NOT smuggle, DO NOT smuggle more than 10g you could be put in prison, under 10g they take the dope away, give you a large fine and the airline you were flying with will not allow you to fly with them. there's a lot of risk involved.
i like the combination of shampoo,plastic sandwich bag and condoms best(yes there is something else useful for a pack of three).
as i said hash is easier, roll/compress the hash into a sort of pencil shape, place it into the sandwich bag and wrap the bag around it, now place this inside a condom and tie(with as little air in the condom as possible) a knot at the end, do the same for the other two condoms, place this into shampoo.
as your shampoo is in a bag with your other toiletries the x-ray machine will just see a jumble of shapes.
it's worked for me in the past, although since airport security has been getting so tight i haven't tryed for about 5 years.
IanCurtisWishlist
09-02-2006, 04:40 AM
i was actually thinking of swallowing about 25-40 grams of hash and shitting it out in London. Hahaha, i guess it's kind of gross but that much wouldn't be too bad.. grams wouldn't be too bad to swallow.. my biggest worry is airport scanning devices. I just saw on the news today where a man was caught at the airport leaving from Madrid, with $500,000 worth of coke shoved in his ass. They caught him thanks to a scanning device.. yeah crazy.
I'm wondering if I would be caught if i swallowed about 100 grams and expelled them while in london...
amsterdammed
09-02-2006, 05:32 AM
i was actually thinking of swallowing about 25-40 grams of hash and shitting it out in London. Hahaha, i guess it's kind of gross but that much wouldn't be too bad.. grams wouldn't be too bad to swallow.. my biggest worry is airport scanning devices. I just saw on the news today where a man was caught at the airport leaving from Madrid, with $500,000 worth of coke shoved in his ass. They caught him thanks to a scanning device.. yeah crazy.
I'm wondering if I would be caught if i swallowed about 100 grams and expelled them while in london...
did you ever see a steve-o dvd 'out on bail' he tryed swallowing a small amount in a condom, it took 3or4 days before he throw it up. 90% of the time it want come out the other end. sometimes it doesn't come out at all. the small intestine is quite small.
that dude must have had a big fucking arse. :D
IanCurtisWishlist
09-02-2006, 06:12 AM
did you ever see a steve-o dvd 'out on bail' he tryed swallowing a small amount in a condom, it took 3or4 days before he throw it up. 90% of the time it want come out the other end. sometimes it doesn't come out at all. the small intestine is quite small.
that dude must have had a big fucking arse. :D
Never seen it but i know what you're talking about :)
sombro
09-02-2006, 07:10 AM
hey amsterdammed, you weren't from south beds originally??
you look kind of familiar.
amsterdammed
09-04-2006, 07:25 PM
hey amsterdammed, you weren't from south beds originally??
you look kind of familiar.
naa! i'm from Devon :D
IanCurtisWishlist
09-04-2006, 08:06 PM
how much is peyote in amsterdam? i only want to buy this peyote for ornamental purposes. i don't intend on consuming it :D
marione
09-04-2006, 09:33 PM
[quote=IanCurtisWishlist]i was actually thinking of swallowing about 25-40 grams of hash and shitting it out in London. Hahaha, i guess it's kind of gross but that much wouldn't be too bad.. QUOTE]
That's the best way, or up in the ass I think.:D
marione
09-04-2006, 09:35 PM
:rasta: PS Don't miss bluebird, greenhouse and dampkring coffees maan
Cyclonite
09-05-2006, 03:37 AM
Yea they do sell peyote around......80 euros from 4 or so years ago for the plant.
IanCurtisWishlist
09-05-2006, 03:40 AM
wow. 80 euro is alot of money. maybe i will stick to some fresh shrooms instead.. you know, just to look at them and not to consume :D
how much peyote does 80 euro get you? i heard it grows very slow. so it's like ... 80 euro for 1 peyote button basically, am i right?
change of plans: december 13-20 in amsterdam, and we probably won't make it to london. i'm hoping we can though.
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