stoners offical pet?

[dryst]

for some reason if theres a thread about someones pet its about a 99% chance its about cats....why?

[orangeman]

Because cats pwn :p.

[sensi skier]

because cat people really love cats and HAVE to try to make the rest of us love them too. damn cats...

[dryst]

i hate cats.....

well guess i dont hate them but i wouldnt want 1 as a pet...they dont do anything special...except licking their assholes 8 hours a day and then puking it back up on the floor so u have to clean it up...i guess thats semi special

[sensi skier]

I hear you there. :thumbsup:

[Mr.Jesus]

i got too cats, they sound gay if you dont have any but once you have them for a while theyre not that bad. i got one of them stoned once =)

[ChronicMike]

Sloth bear.

[Nochowderforyou]

I have a cat.

I like cats because they are indpendant animals. All you have to do is feed them, and change their litter box, they take care of the rest. They are fun to play with and pick on, and at other times, they are calm and come and sit on your lap to keep you warm. They are playful animals, but they are also loving animals that are nice to pet.

Dogs, I have to walk them, take them to the bathroom, play with them, etc. Cats, can play by themselves or with you. Dogs need constant attention. I work all day and I'm tired when I come home at night. If I want kids, then I'll have kids, but I'm not going to have a dog that controls my life with his walking and play time.

That's just me though. :)

[dryst]

only entertainment i could see from owning a cat is torture tactics i can invent on it :p

[Nochowderforyou]

only entertainment i could see from owning a cat is torture tactics i can invent on it :p

No, you don't want to that, because if I meet anyone who abuses animals for their own sick pleasure, then I return the favour. :thumbsup:

If you were joking, then so was I. ;)

[Nochowderforyou]

Whoa dyrst, 666 posts. Satans your friend today. :D

[Skink]

I at one time hated cats... I was forced to own one by my x and now I think they are a cool pet...

[Skink]

because cat people really love cats and HAVE to try to make the rest of us love them too. damn cats...

pretty stereotypy

[dryst]

Whoa dyrst, 666 posts. Satans your friend today. :D

wow i didnt even notice...thx for reminding me...i sold my soul for a large supply of MJ...(my post count is a by product of the contract...)

[LuckyNiner]

Cats are far more interesting than dogs. They're unique, independent creatures whose affection you have to earn, unlike dogs, who love you unconditionally no matter what you do.

There's a certain mystique about cats, too. I always think that they're far more intelligent then science would say.

Unfortunately, my last cat died about a year ago, and our only pet is Lucy, the canine from hell.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

saying there's one official stoner pet's like saying there's one nationality.... get the fuck out of here, Hitler. jk :D

[Greenport]

ew..cats >_<

[dryst]

No, you don't want to that, because if I meet anyone who abuses animals for their own sick pleasure, then I return the favour. :thumbsup:

If you were joking, then so was I. ;)

ya i dont think i would intentionally hurt an animal...even a cat...but an occassion taping of its legs and throwing it across the room when im high...

[OniEhtRedrum781]

ya i dont think i would intentionally hurt an animal...even a cat...but an occassion taping of its legs and throwing it across the room when im high...

wow...

[dryst]

wow...

is that bad?:o

[paperlunatic]

cuz cats are the best pet you can have. you dont have to worry about going on vacation and stuff. with a dog you cant go anywhere cuz dogs need be taken care of. my cat just eats and sleeps and goes out side.
we just leave alot of food and water for it. he doesnt even really live with us cuz he is always outside
:thumbsup: if dogs are smarter than cats then why cant you leave them home alone,

edit : omg the last couple posts where sick... :( :stoned: lol

[OniEhtRedrum781]

is that bad?:o

i dunno really.... is it?

[dryst]

as long as they land right side up (which i thought they always do) theyll be good :p

[paperlunatic]

wtf who would do that to a cat, theyre so hopeless. thats like if four big naked black men held you down while tom greene licked your balls, and lary the cable guy was shitting on your chest..... idk that seems gross./

[BobBong]

cruelty to animals ain't cool! wether it's a cat,dog, a gerbil or even a fish..

Intentionally hurting a living animal is disgusting and barbaric.

And you wonder why Peta gets so in your face and hardcore?

[Skink]

I had a dog JD... He was cool and did all kinds of tricks... JD lived with me for 17 years and I have a pic and his grave is in the backyard...


I will not have a dog again because of maintenance,dogs are more needy than cats and if I screw up on attention for a day I will be in the dog house "so to speak"...

my cats are as aloof as I am,we fit... Note I said cats you need 2 so they can entertain each other,preferably 2 from a litter that you can train right,,,in harmony...

[rottenPauL]

Thats Wally my mini rabbit hitting the munchies

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[Skink]

Thats Wally my mini rabbit hitting the munchies

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you need to start a rabbit thread...rabbits are cool...

[FeastonThisSHITT]

I love all animals equally. I'm a big time animal lover. I have some pet Huskys (they have cool eyes), 1 cat, two kittens, and 2 muts.

This winter I am moving out to a log house in the woods and I am keeping some timber wolves that are domesticised from the zoo, and they can't handle themselves in the wild.

Down the line I wanna get a tiger and a bunch of other zoo animals.

[halo]

ya i dont think i would intentionally hurt an animal...even a cat...but an occassion taping of its legs and throwing it across the room when im high...

While that is extremely cruel it is also extremely hilarious. I have honestly never laughed so hard from something i read. I dont know why but its just funny.

[MeatRulz]

yorkshire terrior said and done.

[sensi skier]

hahaha :dance: this thread has become very funny, very quick :thumbsup:

[YouD0nt]

Ok.. I don't like cats normaly but like those that are chill and awesome and will just come and lay next/on you are awesome, but i've never had a cat like that.

Oh and people who are saying that dogs are high maitenence: I've had 2 dogs for my whole life, maxwell and woogie, woogie is my baby (a german shorthair/coondog mix, kind of like a mut, but he has such a personality, and he's so cute I want to scream at em) and max (a wise old profit who usually stinks.. but I love him no matter what, hes almost as old as me and always cheerfull, hes a pure black lab). But back on to the subject, my dogs go outside during the day, they come in at night, all we have to do to take care of em is feed and water them (same as cats). They can shit by themselves. And then they come back in at night and sleep, and come lay in bed with us (my parents and occasionally me). I love my woobie moomers (woogie).

But I can see how stoners love cats because if you get one that has the same personality as you (lays around just wants to sit down and have a good time) as I said above ^. But if you get and old dog, they'll come and just curl up next to you and chill.. and they're awesome pillows and warm blankets.. lol my dogs = like about 45% of everything I love (including my whole family). I honestly think that the day I lose woogie, I'll die mentally.

[spacelamb]

This is my stoner pet.....Elliot. :thumbsup:

Peace

[SocksThaClown]

I don't want a cat as a pet anymore
Here's why...



years and years ago when i was 4 or 5 i had a cat named Shadow, and he was my best friend. We would play around and he would sleep in bed with me every night. Well one day we heard a really loud screech so we went outside. Low and behold someone hit Shadow and the tires cut off his head.

I was obviously mentally scarred, but i recovered a few years later. So one day i found a stray cat following me home, so I asked my mom if i could keep him. She said yes. I was happy again. (this was me -> ^_^) Well one day i came home from school and opened the door, but forgot to close it behind me because of excitement. And Zero(my new key-key) ran outside.
And got ran over, To this day i feel guilty for both of their deaths so i never have gotten another cat since. :(

[Ammie]

I have the awesomest dog ever :D she is always doin stupid stuff to make me laugh, but i would have to say that the farretts are the funnest things when im high.. hahahahha watchin them run acrossed the house bust me up everytime :D:D.

[birdgirl73]

I can see where that trend toward road-kill kitties might put you off future felines as pets. My condolences.

I have cats and dogs. They're all fairly laid back and cool and any one of them would make a good stoner pet, depending on the strain someone was smoking. A nice relaxing body-stone Indica would fit perfectly with Buddy the Lilac point Siamese's laid-back feline style. Whereas a pleasantly entertaining Sativa might mix nicely with the crazy antics of Lily, my small black Chihuahua.

Too bad neither option is available to me at the moment. Nothing goes particularly well with medical school except possibly just sleep.

[hipEstoner]

i hate cats.....

well guess i dont hate them but i wouldnt want 1 as a pet...they dont do anything special...except licking their assholes 8 hours a day and then puking it back up on the floor so u have to clean it up...i guess thats semi special

better than a fucking dog that licks his ass and his balls and humps everything in sight

and at least cats dont eat their own shit,, cats are 100% cleaner than dogs also

[pogmoasal1]

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
-Sir Winston Churchill

that is a good quote on animals by a good man

but i love my doggies i dont think i would ever want a diffrent animal as a pet. in my experience dogs are more playful then cats. well at least the 2 cats that i had back in the day.

[420purplehaze420]

I have a cat.

I like cats because they are indpendant animals. All you have to do is feed them, and change their litter box, they take care of the rest. They are fun to play with and pick on, and at other times, they are calm and come and sit on your lap to keep you warm. They are playful animals, but they are also loving animals that are nice to pet.

Dogs, I have to walk them, take them to the bathroom, play with them, etc. Cats, can play by themselves or with you. Dogs need constant attention. I work all day and I'm tired when I come home at night. If I want kids, then I'll have kids, but I'm not going to have a dog that controls my life with his walking and play time.

That's just me though. :)


EXACTLY cats are so chill, give them food, water and a place to shit and there good to go, but i love my dog, even if he needs constant attention...

[S.P.Q.R.]

Because cats are awesome!!

[Sig]

I really want to get another cat, but I want to get a burmese or siamese and I can't afford to right now.