talent

[kronic323]

so we have this competition thing in town where in one segment you have to do a talent on stage and its gotta be something hilarious example last year for talent a kid ate cereal on stage ( u had to be there) but anyways any hilarious ideas? i hoped some high minds would come up w/ funny shit cuz im high and i got nothing the funniest thing we could think of was my friend coming out and smacking me in the stomach w/ a kayack paddle really fuckin hard whicj sounds soo retarted so plz help

[Samwhore]

i can see how cereal can be funny,,, im retarted like that too

[dryst]

...sounds painful?...if i was u id forfeit the talent show, unless they have rembresment for medical bills...

[Genuine17]

walk onstage
hit a bong
walk offstage

[halo]

light your farts on fire. Thats a talent