cockney rhyming slang

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

check this out
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

[LIP]

I talk in Cockney alot of the time. Not on here though, no one would understand apart from the Londoners

Here ya go : lor' luv a duck! Hey, ow are yew buddy? feelin alright, farmers truck im stoned, ow abaaaht you? Im gunna go blaze anuvver biggy Jimmy Cliff. know what I mean?

Awright geeezzaa! Aylsebury Duck me dis is some strong shit! Sorted mate.

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

wats up me old china
im glad some one posted on this thread i thought for a second i was the only one that speaks rhymin slang
in my opinion all londoners should no cockney slang keep are heritage alive

LIP. I talk in Cockney alot of the time. Not on here though, no one would understand apart from the Londoners :thumbsup:

[LIP]

Lawd above! I feel da same, keep Cockney alive!! innit,

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

LIP.. when you talk like that, you reminded me of that little girl off of family guy, who was sent away to a orphonage after her father burnt down the drunken clam in an attempt to pickup money from an insurance claim.. she was trained to speak proper by stewie.. 4get her name

[LIP]

ok... lol:thumbsup:

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

Lawd above! I feel da same, keep Cockney alive!! innit,
lip i orange pell the same my ole china plate,keep chitty chitty bang bang alive :thumbsup: thats what i say,an its a robin hood way to rabbit and pork
a la mode you no wat i mean me old barcardi breezer

[LIP]

Lol man. Ok, for the Americans, and English, and everyone else who has no idea what me and Blueberry are talking about i'll try and explain it.

Well, its Cockney Rhymin slang.. Thats about it.

Heres a perfect example:


Arris = Arristottle = Bottle = Glass = Arse

Therefore Arris means Arse.


1 more, ok, everyone HAS to know this one. Apples and pears = Stairs

Well, there yew go. Any ov yew lot understand? Know what I mean?

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

Well, there yew go. Any ov yew lot understand? Know what I mean?
sorry lip i dont think they do lol o well

[LIP]

Gawdon Bennet! lol, its a bee's knees way fer us ter chat wivaaaht anyone else knowin what were talkin abaaaht lol. Like a second language lol OK?

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

Gawdon Bennet! lol, its a bee's knees way fer us ter chat wivaaaht anyone else knowin what were talkin abaaaht lol. Like a second language lol OK?
lol
the other people on here must think we are patrick swayzie lol

[IanCurtisWishlist]

"oi pilgrim aye heer yer tellin porky pies bout me wife!"

okay that's all i know haha :] supposed to be "hello FRIEND I hear you're telling lies about my wife" ... okay i'm not from the UK so if i butchered your precious cockney then feel free to slap me for that one :)

[LIP]

I am lol. Rattle an hum people, learn Cockney an join in Im goin upthe apples and pears ter bed now, so tired. Al Caponed as farmers truck mate lol. Sorted!

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

lip me ole garden gate
so were in london u from ?

[LIP]

All over mate, East [Ilford] most of the time, and south [Croydon] when im playing with guns.

How abaaaht yew my man?

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

lip you really going to your uncle ned
we was just getting people in a six and eight

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

croydon manhole cover

[LIP]

I know i know, but im tired mate lol. Nigh'y night lads.

I tell ya what, its good to get the cockney outta me lol!

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

i cant christmas eve it
what a coincidence

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

allwrite gezza
HOPE TO RABBIT AND PORK AGAIN
SEE YOU A BIT CAT SLATER

[LIP]

Or, should a do a jet fighter?

If i do i'll need a Basil Fawlty

Im fucked geez

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

i would if i was you
im just starting to find it easter bunny

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

geeza it aint a faulty tower you need its a fine and dandy you need lol

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

wats the apple core lip
you going to your Skein of Thread or you doing a faulty tower

[LIP]

Im going to good ol uncle ned mate. Too tired for the shizzle dizzle of city life lol.

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

i geeza i would love to do this again sometime
see you later bruv im going to smoke a scratch and sniff

[LIP]

We'll keep dis thread happening bo!

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

yeah deffinatly will m8 :thumbsup:

[LIP]

Robin hood mornin me old garden gate, ow yew doin? I only just got up lol. Still tired, but oh well. got me plants next ter me, growing. Lookin bee's knees i must say rofl!, Im off to blaze a jimmy cliff

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

robin hood days dawning me old mukka :thumbsup:
ive just rose from my pit aswell lol
how ya doin this fine english Gipsy's Warning ? ok i hope
i wish i could blaze a nice jimmy cliff all dry in my manor :mad:

[MaryJaneScott]

LIP.. when you talk like that, you reminded me of that little girl off of family guy, who was sent away to a orphonage after her father burnt down the drunken clam in an attempt to pickup money from an insurance claim.. she was trained to speak proper by stewie.. 4get her name

LOL Eliza Pinchley!!
"'Allo, Mother. 'Ave you 'idden my 'atchet?"
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[LIP]

Lol Mary :)

Im baking a scratch and sniff jimmy cliff.