Shit..

[LuckyNiner]

My bong is sitting on the toilet seat in my bathroom, filled with ice cold water and with a bowl packed.

Sounds perfect, right? Why am I not smoking instead of typing this?

My fucking dad will not go to sleep. He's sitting in his office right next door to myroom, and he's watching the fucking Padres game, and he will not go to sleep.

I'm considering just taking a walk, but he'll usually say goodnight to me before he goes to sleep, so it'd be odd if I was gone. I'm also considering just getting in there, turning the shower on really hot, and smoking anyway, though that's risky.

So basically, I'm just venting about having to fucking wait to smoke.:mad:

Ah well. What are you all doing? Smoking up I hope. I'll be joining you soon as possible.

[Captain Hanks]

My bong is sitting on the toilet seat in my bathroom, filled with ice cold water and with a bowl packed.

Sounds perfect, right? Why am I not smoking instead of typing this?

My fucking dad will not go to sleep. He's sitting in his office right next door to myroom, and he's watching the fucking Padres game, and he will not go to sleep.

I'm considering just taking a walk, but he'll usually say goodnight to me before he goes to sleep, so it'd be odd if I was gone. I'm also considering just getting in there, turning the shower on really hot, and smoking anyway, though that's risky.

So basically, I'm just venting about having to fucking wait to smoke.:mad:

Ah well. What are you all doing? Smoking up I hope. I'll be joining you soon as possible.

welcome to my life ha, glad im not alone it this one, what's the status?

[LuckyNiner]

Well, he fell asleep in his chair, so that's a good thing and a bad thing...one, it means he's tired, but he also might just stay there..fuck it, I'm going to go wake up him "accidentally."

I'm sure there's lots of us in the same position. Covert smoking while living at home sucks.

Peace and love.

[Captain Hanks]

Well, he fell asleep in his chair, so that's a good thing and a bad thing...one, it means he's tired, but he also might just stay there..fuck it, I'm going to go wake up him "accidentally."

I'm sure there's lots of us in the same position. Covert smoking while living at home sucks.

Peace and love.

damn, accidently wake him up or just make him real comfortable by turning the tv off and stuff

[Inferius]

Lmao. I have literally gone through almost the EXACT same thing. The only difference is that it wasn't in the bathroom, and it' wasn't a padres game.
I usually just walked really loudly, around the tv until I see him wake up, and then make it look like I was just turning it off.

[LuckyNiner]

Lmao. I have literally gone through almost the EXACT same thing. The only difference is that it wasn't in the bathroom, and it' wasn't a padres game.
I usually just walked really loudly, around the tv until I see him wake up, and then make it look like I was just turning it off.

Haha, smooth. I love it when they're just waking up and it doesn't really matter what you say, they're more asleep than awake and don't listen.

I went in, asked him who was winning (like I couldn't see the TV right there) and he half-way woke up, turned it off, and stumbled to bed. Thank goodness my parents' bedroom is way across on the other side of the house.

Well, time to go hotbox my bathroom. Or maybe I'll take a walk. :rasta:

Hope you guys manage to keep it discreet.

FINALLY!

[krons]

lol i have that exact problem a lot of nights too, my dad stays up and watchs the padres. i feel ur pain

[RidingHigh]

Man been there, I used to have to wait out my parents to go to bed. We lived in our ranch house on our hunting land. It's like 100 years old and the floor makes noises when you walk in the living room. Anyways the house had shifted so the backdoor (I smoked outside, so my room wouldnâ??t smell to high heaven) would stick and make a lot of noise when I would try to open it.

The problem was not getting to the door and smoking it was when I got stoned and TRIED TO CLOSE THE DOOR AND FIND MY WAY BACK TO MY ROOM! LOL. I would be so damn paranoid I would make more noise trying to not make any noise.

Some nights, I would get so angry that they wouldnâ??t go to bed that I would just light up some incense and go to toking away in my room. Risky but never got caught. Sometimes itâ??s better to just wait it out and do it tomorrow then risk getting busted by a parent.

[THE GOOSE]

man i know what ur saying i had to wait till 2 am to smoke im so tired now im almost wasting my high :mad:

[RidingHigh]

man i know what ur saying i had to wait till 2 am to smoke im so tired now im almost wasting my high :mad:

eh personally a good stoned nap is great.

[Nochowderforyou]

I used to go through the exact same thing when I lived with my folks. He'd be downstairs, up really late, watching TV, and I was upstairs waiting and waiting for him to go to to goddamn sleep. :p

Sometimes I thought I could get away with puffing out my bedroom window, but their room was also upstairs, right accross from mine, so a lot of the time, he would come up and he could smell it. He'd bang on my door yelling, "Take it outside boy!"

Then I moved into the basement and smoking it was ni problem. I'd have to do it out my window mind you, and sometimes I'd have to be careful if they went outside. If that happened. I just toked in the shower, turned on the exaust fan and blew the smoke out there.

[pogmoasal1]

haha i guess im lucky cause its only me and my sisters up starirs and my parentss down stairs. os smokin in the room is a snap just throw a fan in the window and light up. but since in a werid guy i usually sit out on my roof and smoke at night cause i like to be outside

[paperlunatic]

wtf is with this?
you gotta tell yer parents "eh! god damnit, now go in the kitchen and make me sum pie! .. PIE ! PIE!"
and then smoke, and say thanks for the pie you lazy whore, and then exhale in their face, im jk, but just go outside and smoke, say you took out the garbage, or had to masturbate or sumthing
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haha i guess im lucky cause its only me and my sisters up starirs and my parentss down stairs. os smokin in the room is a snap just throw a fan in the window and light up. but since in a werid guy i usually sit out on my roof and smoke at night cause i like to be outside
:pimp:
thats what i do..

[Bong30]

I got kicked out of the house twice for that..........i feel your pain.


I wonder if my son will smoke when i go to bed? he is 4 now.. i have a while

[Inferius]

I got kicked out of the house twice for that..........i feel your pain.


I wonder if my son will smoke when i go to bed? he is 4 now.. i have a while
Heh. A lot of things happen when the parents go to beddy-bye. :dance:
For instance, my father slept like a rock. I tested the limits once. Around 3 hours after he fell asleep, (you sleep in two hour cycles, you are closest to being awake every 2 hours when you change cycles)
I walked into his room, and around a foot from his ear, YELLED as LOUD as I could, FIRRRRRRRRRE!. Not even a twitch.
After that night... wow. Loud music and bong hits, movies and munchies, until I passed out in a haze of smoking too many gravity bongs, my mind pleasantly giving way to the darkness of thc-fueled sleep.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I just toke now.. I used to be shittin' it most nights, but now I smoke in the middle of the day, here's what you do.
Take a shit, finish up, get off the toilet but don't flush(!), then take one biig hit (if one's enough) and then flush the toilet, blow the smoke out of the window as you spray air freshener after it and then around the room.. I do this every saturday when I get back home for my half hour lunch break then you're not too stoned by the time you leave the house which is cool :D

[Captain Hanks]

I got kicked out of the house twice for that..........i feel your pain.


I wonder if my son will smoke when i go to bed? he is 4 now.. i have a while

he will, father like son...

but what are you going to do when you catch him?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

If i were a dad and i caught my son smoking, i'd just ask him who his connections are. See if hes got better than i do. Then i'd pass a blunt around the dinner table everynight. After homework and everything was done though. Gotta be a little responsible i guess.


Juicy Fruit's nice, except the flavour doesn't last long enough.. If you created it, make the flavour last longer man! :p

[make it legal]

man i go through the same thing every single night

[FunkyMonkey]

10000 posts now 3 sheets?!
They should mail you a chia-pet or something.

[420purplehaze420]

I use to do that...for like a month, then i started smoking when ever I want, what I do is take a one-hit out of my bong, put my lips to the cracked window and blow the smoke out, I dont know if it smells though, i dont let any smoke escape, but i dont care if it reaks like dope in my room, my weed smoking is no worse(actually a lot better) then there constant drinking, and if its after nine or they have gone to bed, i just blow it sort of toward my window from my couch, it only takes a room 2 hours tops with a window open to air out, that is with a bong, the same can't be said for joints/blunts.

I hope you mean the LID of the toilet cause if you put it on the SEAT witch is where you put your ass, I am going to laugh hysterically when you post about how your bong fell in the toilet and literally tastes like ass...

[led.zeppelin]

Ive been snapped smoking a few times, my dads totaly against it but my moms neutral