couth

[Skink]

If you were in a line waiting to be served and you got a tremendous itch in to crack of your ass...

[orangeman]

I had that before and I just let it itch. Even though I wanted to punch some one from the irritation and just scratch the shit out of it lol!

[YouD0nt]

Yah I wouldn't be a puss and try to hide my crack bein itchy, I'd just dig in there because wtf r ppl around you going to do? ask you to stop? lol

"Mister, will you please stop itching your ass crack sir?" lol

[usedchemicals]

yeah, i scratch my balls in school all the time, about half the time when we're taking notes in class my hand is in my pants

[CBsDankNugs]

I would scratch it.

me to and i would probably scratch my balls while im at it.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I used to be one of the people that just invents a funny walk to try and get yer two arsecheeks to rub together, thereby relieveing oneself of the itch. Now, I just scratch it.

[Mista Sippi]

i don't give a fuck mayne, i'd not only scratch it, i'd ask a fly bitch to scratch it for me. "hey baby, wanna scratch my crack?"

[jcrook5]

Id scratch it. I find myself scratching my balls all the time adn they dont even itch. its like its a habit, i catch myself doing it infront of my girlfriends mom all the time and i cant help it. So if my ass crack itches it will for sure be scratched.

[friendowl]

im a clean vato
my ass dont get itchy

[Captin]

i'd scratch it and probably rub one out while im at it.

[Samwhore]

yeah, i scratch my balls in school all the time, about half the time when we're taking notes in class my hand is in my pants

i saw a guy do that in class once and it did not look like he was straching his balls,,,, it looked like he was rubbing them :what:

[2600]

If you were in a line waiting to be served and you got a tremendous itch in to crack of your ass...

So what exactly is the person in line behind you so busy with that they can't get off their ass and help?

[Big Calhoun]

im a clean vato
my ass dont get itchy


Ya know! A little soap and water goes a long way.

The correct way to handle that situation is to ask the person in front or in back if they can hold your place in line, go to a secure area (preferably a bathroom so you can wash your hands), and do what you need to do.

If I worked at a restuarant and had to scratch my bum, would you want me preparing or serving your food?

[sweetnhighz]

i dont get itches in the booty, that would mean u need to shower cause u sweating! but my thong always gets uncoordinated n my ass so i jus pic that out, i dont give a fuk where im at, i do wat i gotta do, lol

[Skink]

I shower once every day and twice in the summer and I still get itches... I think it's a mucus thing...

ha,,,I live in Jersey,U can't ask anyone to hold your place here...

[Nochowderforyou]

i dont get itches in the booty, that would mean u need to shower cause u sweating! but my thong always gets uncoordinated n my ass so i jus pic that out, i dont give a fuk where im at, i do wat i gotta do, lol

As gross as this may sound, but most guys have a hairy ass, and if it is hot outside, then yes, our asses will sweat a bit. A lot of guys don't wear skin tight jeans or pants around the bum like girls do, so it gets a hotter.

It depends for me. If there was a cute girl around, I wouldn't want to be digging in my ass, but if it's like a guy, or old people, then fuck it, I'll just give it a little scratch.

What does "couth" means Skink? (referring to the title) :)

[Skink]

What does "couth" means Skink? (referring to the title) :)

No mannerz...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=couth

[Nochowderforyou]

No mannerz...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=couth

I learn something new everyday. I did not know that. :thumbsup:

[Skink]

I learn something new everyday. I did not know that. :thumbsup:

cool...

[friendowl]

maybe you got hemorroids
itchy colons is a symptom

maybe you need some fiber homie

[BabyFacedAbortion]

i dont get itches in the booty, that would mean u need to shower cause u sweating! but my thong always gets uncoordinated n my ass so i jus pic that out, i dont give a fuk where im at, i do wat i gotta do, lol

Yeah girl! Thong wedgies are the WORST. I just shove my hand down my pants and jump around a little and usually scream "THONG WEDGIE!!!", just so people don't wonder what I'm doing ;)


Skink, seein as you're a fellow new jersey-ian then you should know just as well as I do that I DONT GIVE A FUCKKK, I'll scratch it if i gotta man.

[Skink]

maybe you got hemorroids
itchy colons is a symptom

maybe you need some fiber homie

yeah I got them too...

[thebeancounter41]

I don't see how girls can stand walking around with a piece of dental floss in the crack of their ass all day.It would drive me nuts I'm sure.And that basically is what a thong or g-string amounts to,a piece of ass-crack floss.

[Skink]

personally I like panty lines...

[Big Calhoun]

1. Take a shower...using soap...and water.
2. Dry off completely
3. Add some Shower 2 Shower powder to your privvys.
4. Get dressed

I'm not a super hairy person, but I have enough. Still don't run into that issue. In the summers, I use S2S and stay fresh and clean all day. :D

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I don't see how girls can stand walking around with a piece of dental floss in the crack of their ass all day.It would drive me nuts I'm sure.And that basically is what a thong or g-string amounts to,a piece of ass-crack floss.

That's why I try to avoid panties at all costs.

[sweetnhighz]

whoever invented the butt floss is a genious!!! panty lines are so tacky and actually thongs are very comfy, but yes i agree with baby, they do get uncoordinated so we gotta pick at it, everytime i pick mine in front of the hubby it leads to the bedroom, hehehe

[WeedLovingVeteran]

You have to sort that itch out guys you cant let that shit go on.....I try to do it on the sly but sometimes fate demands you get caught.

[dryst]

...i thought the itch was on ur crack not ur balls?...its a whole different story...i dont give a fuck about scratchin my balls...ill stop in the middle of the street and give a warning before i do so...but...if i have to scratch my ass...if its not bad...then ill tolerate it untill no one is looking...if its one of those crazy fuckin scratch me now or im gonna give u colon cancer things...then usually u gotta go deep to sooth the itch...and when u do that it usually followed by a disgusting smell ( at least other think its disgusting...i kinda like the smell...but then again everybody love their own brand :D)