How smart is your pet..

[hahaitsdoogle]

everyone has their pet that does something that tells them either, they have no brain at all, or they can problem solve, my cat knows how to make me let her leave the room ( by scratching the wall untill i get my ass up ),

and apparently she doesent like her nose touching her hard food while eating,

because she puts pop bottle caps in her dish, take one out... one will reappear, she puts her nose in the cap and eats the food...i wish i had my digital camera to take a picture or a movie cuz its quite interesting :)

maybe im just stoned

[dopesmoker]

my dog is as dumb as a doorknob. i actually think shes got some brain issues. i love her though shes great

[birdgirl73]

One of my dogs, Daisy, is very smart. If she sees the other dog chewing a rawhide chew she wants, she draws me into her scheme to get it away from the other dog. She runs to the back door, which tells me she wants to go out, but all she really does is go dance the cha-cha-cha by the door to indicate urgency; she doesn't really plan to exit herself.

I see Daisy's back-door-dance and walk over and open the back door. Daisy remains inside. Lily, the dog with the sought-after chewie, sees the door open, drops the chewie, and trots outside, eager for some yard time. Daisy runs over to where Lily was and grabs the chewie and runs off to another part of the house. I realize I've been played for a door-opening sucker yet again, and Lily returns from the yard momentarily, looking bewildered.

[Lily420]

My cat will fuck me up just to go outside at night when everybodys sleeping. Like jump on my head or attack my nose i try sleeping on my stomach but i almost always roll over again.:mad:

[Samwhore]

my cat is too smart for me

[make it legal]

One of my dogs, Daisy, is very smart. If she sees the other dog chewing a rawhide chew she wants, she draws me into her scheme to get it away from the other dog. She runs to the back door, which tells me she wants to go out, but all she really does is go dance the cha-cha-cha by the door to indicate urgency; she doesn't really plan to exit herself.

I see Daisy's back-door-dance and walk over and open the back door. Daisy remains inside. Lily, the dog with the sought-after chewie, sees the door open, drops the chewie, and trots outside, eager for some yard time. Daisy runs over to where Lily was and grabs the chewie and runs off to another part of the house. I realize I've been played for a door-opening sucker yet again, and Lily returns from the yard momentarily, looking bewildered.

yeah my dog will just take it from the other one by ripping it out of her mouth cus hes the dominant one

[Love Street]

beat this...my dog has a PHD and a nice house in the suburbs

[CYRAX]

My cat meow's a storm infront of the door whenver he wants in/out.

He's 50% seimese or however that's spelt, and 50% cooncat.

Whenever he wants to get pet he will roll on his back and look at you until you get your ass up and pet him.

My cat loves tunafish, whenever he hears a can opener in action, he meows over and over and over until you put alittle tuna on a plate for him...

I'd say he's smart in some ways, but nothing amazing.

[DannyMan]

Funny.. as I read the title of your post, Family Guy came on.
It started out with Lois (the dog) being with all his brothers and sisters and they were all feeding from their mom. Lois got taken away cuz he was behaving like a human, ah.

Cool coincidence :)


Anyway my little dog is pretty huh... smart?
I mean it certainly knows how to survive and be happy, plus it can recognize weed and it loves it!
It's a little Schnauzer with huge ears, cause it's mixed with Papillon as well (the only characteristic from the Pap is the ears, really.)

It looks real cute. :cool:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I thought the dog's name was Brian? Lol

My dog is hella smart sometimes, we tell her to "Go see jon" (my brother) and she runs to the basement. We say "go to the bathroom" and she runs to the bathroom. But other times she's a retard. Like when we throw a toy out of a room and she chases after it only for us to shut the door on her. lol

[Inferius]

Funny.. as I read the title of your post, Family Guy came on.
It started out with Lois (the dog) being with all his brothers and sisters and they were all feeding from their mom. Lois got taken away cuz he was behaving like a human, ah.

Cool coincidence :)


Anyway my little dog is pretty huh... smart?
I mean it certainly knows how to survive and be happy, plus it can recognize weed and it loves it!
It's a little Schnauzer with huge ears, cause it's mixed with Papillon as well (the only characteristic from the Pap is the ears, really.)

It looks real cute. :cool:

Don't you mean Brian? The family guy dog is called Brian isn't it??

I don't have any pets right now. Used to have a lab/retreiver mix named Summer. A friend of mine would throw a soccerball in the yard, and she'd go chasing after it. We'd immediately run in the other direction, towards the back yard, and find a place to hide. Eventually she would sniff us out or we would play tricks (throwing pebbles to make noise, running).
I miss that dog... The whole neighborhood loved her. Literally, an entire block of people would walk by our house everymorning to pet her or give her a treat. She was very gentle...
oddly... she was very rascist against latinos... ???

[DannyMan]

Hahaha, I believe I am THAT stoned.
Indeed the dog's name is Brian. Gotta love getting peopel confused though. :thumbsup:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

hahaha I honestly thought the dog was named Lois after you said that. But I wa s like "wtf is the wife's name"

[DannyMan]

hahaha I honestly thought the dog was named Lois after you said that. But I wa s like "wtf is the wife's name"

Hahaha :D
You know what's hilarious ? I actually had to look up his name before I posted it. I started off writing "The Dog" but I thought I could put in the extra effort (since my memory isn't working with me) and find out what its fucking name was.
And yea.. I fucked up. AH! :thumbsup:

[senoirsalsa]

lol this dumb
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f248/paranoia4422/Image006.jpg

[DannyMan]

lol this dumb
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f248/paranoia4422/Image006.jpg

That is a badass dog. What's that baby's name ?

[senoirsalsa]

That is a badass dog. What's that baby's name ?

lol when it was a puppy we called it baby girl....and we just never stopped


I usually call it a dumbass
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f248/paranoia4422/dectofeb085.jpg
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f248/paranoia4422/338507331.jpg

[DannyMan]

Woah I guessed close!
Haha funny pictures, he's a naughty one.

[all ablaze]

My dog seems dumb but he is just really really old. I swear he is already dead sometimes and its just muscle memory that gets him on and off the sofa. I still think he rocks tho.:o

[JR77]

One of my dogs, Daisy, is very smart. If she sees the other dog chewing a rawhide chew she wants, she draws me into her scheme to get it away from the other dog. She runs to the back door, which tells me she wants to go out, but all she really does is go dance the cha-cha-cha by the door to indicate urgency; she doesn't really plan to exit herself.

I see Daisy's back-door-dance and walk over and open the back door. Daisy remains inside. Lily, the dog with the sought-after chewie, sees the door open, drops the chewie, and trots outside, eager for some yard time. Daisy runs over to where Lily was and grabs the chewie and runs off to another part of the house. I realize I've been played for a door-opening sucker yet again, and Lily returns from the yard momentarily, looking bewildered.

That is so cool!!!

[FunkyMonkey]

Now thats an odd eating habit.

My cat (rip) was smarter than me. He was more like a dog than a cat. Id take him for walks (no leash) ,send him off in a cab to his buddy's house for visits,kept his toys in a toybox. He played tag and hide-and-seek.
He trained my other cats for me and acted as a bouncer when they needed descipline. I could call him in and explain the problem and he would literally drag the other cat over to the spot the were misbehaving at and scold them. Like, I could say "hey bobby, tina was scratching the couch" and he would get her by the scruff, drag her to the couch, make her face the arm she scratched and give her a few swats while giving a low growl. He would do damn near anything I asked him to. I could literally reason with him. One of a kind. ahhh, I miss him.

I have a rooster named "pup" right now .
He follows me around, comes when I whistle like Im calling a dog.
He warns me when something is amiss. Im trying to teach him a couple tricks to see just how smart he is. We'll see soon enough.

[stinkyattic]

My boyfriend and I have this trick we play on each other using the dog.
Our bathroom is a converted hallway to the 3rd floor, where the bedrooms are. The dog knows that "go night-night" means to go upstairs and lay in her dog bed. So if one of us is sitting on the crapper, the other one tells Miss Tess to go night night and she knows how to open the bathroom door and goes and pesters whoever is using the loo.
It's really funny. This is her. She's half old english bulldogge and half boxer and all genius.

[420mory]

my crocodiles can somersault...

[JerryGarcia]

Yo threadstarter, how'd you know where I live?

[napolitana869]

My dog Sampson tricks my other dog Solomon to drop his toys when he wants them. He also picks things up when we're out for a walk and he knows he's not allowed to eat things outside (like bugs, trash, and gum people have spit out) so he picks it up but he's learned to just leave it in his mouth until we get home and then runs off with it because if I see him chewing something when we're outside I'll make him spit it out. He's really cleaver sometimes which is a pain for me because half the time he gets something its a chicken bone or something along those lines that could hurt him. He barks at snowmen and the fake deer people put in their yards though and that isnt that smart. its just silly

[friendowl]

mr.brown got out one day
he was shitting in the front lawn
when a car with the neighbors pulls up
they try and get out when the dog
rushes em barking like cujo
they were in the car for 30 minutes or so
he laid down next to the door and was watching em
they called me at work to go home
they said everytime they opened the door
the dog would get up and growl
good doggie

the rottmix
just gets high and kicks it
not too smart but real nice attitude

[Davidj56]

I have super inteligent pet's.. I have a pet dog that SOMEHOW can find me no matter where i hide, Has anyone ever seen a rabbit lick and beg like a dog?:D

[Lethal G]

I have a cat that likes to play with paper balls. For some reason, he's obsessed with chasing them around the room (especially when I throw it). One day I was balling up a piece of paper and didn't feel like getting up to throw it away. The cat was in my room and on my bed. He was looking at me as if he wanted me to throw it, but instead I put the paper ball away in a drawer in my room since it was late at night and I didn't feel like playing with the cat ( I was tired). Well I forgot about the paper ball for about a week. I had to go in the same drawer to get something and left it slightly open. I left the room for about 5 minutes and when I came back he was in my room trying to get the paper ball out of the drawer. I couldn't believe he actually remembered I had put it in that drawer.

[wordddddd]

my dog is dumb as shit, but he has his intelligent moments. for example, if no one is paying attention to him and he wants to be played with or let out hell just sit there and stare at you. if that stare down doesnt get your attention hell start hitting his neck with his hind leg (as if he was scratching an itch), but really all hes doing is jingling the dog tags he has on which makes an annoying noise. he does that until he gets our attention cause he knows it annoys the hell out of us haha.

also, when he wants to get back in the house and me and my sister are home he goes IMMEDIATELY to the front door cause he knows that thats the only place well hear him scratching to be let back in...he even looks at the stairs waiting for us cause he knows were coming from the stairs (yes ive tested it by coming from the downstairs to get him...he was starting at the upstairs waiting for us andi scared him when i came from downstairs instead haha). other than that hes the man.... other than his CHF which makes him cough everytime he goes up and down the stairs haha (not funny, very sad).

[cuziwashigh420]

My dog Roxy understands everything I say to her. Seriously.

[Ammie]

u mean besides the leg humppin and crotch sniffin :confused:



well, if u dont count that then pretty smart :D

[Pride]

lol this one dog I know.. all that bitch ass did was bark like crazy to EVERY guest that came..
no matter how many times a friend came over, that bastard would bark like fuckin crazy and eat you.

We kept yelling at it to stop but it never will.
Maybe it's retarded or something?

My cats smart though. She acts like she doesn't understand but sometimes I really catch her.. she gets me.. she does..

[chris420]

I have a 3 yr old german shepherd, do I even have to say he's smart?