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BabyFacedAbortion
08-23-2006, 08:47 PM
This is just a rant, but anyway...Maryjane is the best life partner. Why? Because MJ won't cheat on you, if you have enough of her, you actually want to SHARE. MJ won't stab you in the back and fuck your best friend.
MJ won't avoid you for four days then break up with you.
MJ won't ever talk shit about you.
MJ won't use you or abuse you.
MJ will ALWAYS make you happy, no matter how sad you are.
MJ will make the world seem beautiful even when it's totally fucked.
MJ won't try and get in your pants on the first date.
MJ won't forget to shave.
MJ won't leave the toilet seat up.
MJ won't yell at you or hang up on you.
MJ just sits there and looks pretty.
All she wants is a lil bit of love and she'll always be happy.

thats why I think maryjane is better then every man or women out there :D

Metasteel
08-23-2006, 08:50 PM
Agreed. :dance:

friendowl
08-23-2006, 09:05 PM
id still rather just hook up with a chick who blazes
weed with no girl is like pancakes without syrup

DannyMan
08-24-2006, 01:17 AM
MJ never cheats on you, that's for sure.
Anyway if it ever did, I'd hit that shit! Then blow her out.. and feel awesome thereafter. :stoned:

napolitana869
08-25-2006, 01:10 AM
MJ also doesnt care if you dont shave

Bong30
08-25-2006, 02:17 AM
You will meet the right man, Baby..........

hang in there.

chris40
08-25-2006, 02:31 AM
Will MJ try to get in your pants on the second date?

NightProwler
08-25-2006, 02:51 AM
theres only one person better than mj, and thats my girlfriend

Pride
08-25-2006, 03:32 AM
id still rather just hook up with a chick who blazes
weed with no girl is like pancakes without syrup:sadcrying.........................:o

deftdrummer
08-25-2006, 05:02 PM
babyfaced...cute, but could we be possibly having an outlash based on some bad experiences in the past?

pbzeppelin90
08-27-2006, 03:36 AM
MJ raped me...

not so perfect NOW is it?!

im just playin, it was consentual

YouD0nt
08-28-2006, 12:26 AM
MJ raped me...

not so perfect NOW is it?!

im just playin, it was consentual


lmao.. i've never actually been in a "real" relationship, i'm niave in this area.. rambling off subject.. ddaaa..ddaaaaa :(

usedchemicals
08-28-2006, 03:00 AM
id still rather just hook up with a chick who blazes
weed with no girl is like pancakes without syrup

yeah, i like that quote, cause when i've got no syrup for my pancakes, i just roll 'em up and eat them.... kinda like weed, except i smoke my weed

Inferius
08-29-2006, 03:28 AM
I agree.

But when you find the one person better than the Goddess...

You might just melt.

Did you?

Not Enough Herb
08-29-2006, 04:35 AM
yea and mj doesnt play stupid mind games

and mj is always in the mood when you are, ALWAYS

later

Smokalotxxx
09-13-2006, 06:47 PM
relatioships+weed=:thumbsup: :dance: :D :rasta: :pimp: :smokin: :stoned: