"Breakup + Stoned" Story

[Metasteel]

Well in fourth grade I transferred to a new school and I instantly fell in love with this girl, five years later we're going out. Bear in mind the entire time I have never liked another girl, bearly look at any others. Anyway she puts me through loads of shit while going out, we only kissed once, she doesn't let me hug her, or barely come close to her and basically acts like I didn't exist. Well, she ends up kissing a friend and doesn't even apolgize or try to make it up to me, but I forgive her because I am just that naive. After about slightly over one year of going out she breaks up with me and I am severely broken hearted, I mean she was a bitch but she was my bitch.
So a few months later I decide to share some weed I had obtained with here and a coupple friends over at a friends house. There is her, two other girls and one other guy. Anyway they all get liquored up and drunk as hell and won't smoke anything because she has the "Drugs are bad mmmkay..." mentallity so I smoke most of it myself. I have smoked a lot but this is my first time it had any effect and I got really fucked up. So, halfway through the night she basically starts making out with the other guy that was with us, right in front of me. Oh thank the lord for Mary Jane! I was so fucking high I just sat there laughing at her insanely and screaming she was a whore and completely out of her mind, I was the one really out of my mind. The next morning when I thought about it I thought how sick and disgusting it was and was almost reduced to tears.

There you go, a nice tragic love story involving weed.

[CottonMouth]

Wow, that's horrible. Once i was with this guy for a while and I would never let him kiss me, honestly I don't know why?? Anyway, I can conclude that Mary Jane is everyones bestfriend:thumbsup:

[187]

fuck that bitch dude

[MaryJaneScott]

I mean she was a bitch but she was my bitch.


my favorite part of the story...
:p

[BabyFacedAbortion]

When my recent boyfriend broke up with me all I could do was laugh and call the girl he dumped me for a 'fucking slut' and he was 'a pathetic piece of shit' :D gotta love MJ!

[zero2104]

that irl is a fuckin whore dude, and thats fucked up she wasted a whole year of your life if you only kissed once?!?!?

u shoulda hooked up with one of her friends too

[Metasteel]

that irl is a fuckin whore dude, and thats fucked up she wasted a whole year of your life if you only kissed once?!?!?

u shoulda hooked up with one of her friends too
The funny thing is I am, sort of. One of her friends is coming back from England and going to be staying with me for a week. The plan is I am buying an ounce and we are going to get blitzed out of our skulls every night of the week. Well, my ex is really jealous and thinks we are going to get fucked up and have sex.

"Mary Jane, the only bitch that never cheated on me!"

[invision]

"Mary Jane, the only bitch that never cheated on me!"

yeah wait until you leave the room and me and mary are going to have a 3 way with the bong :thumbsup:

[Greenport]

Bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks (notice i said bitches and not women because not all women are bitches :D)

[Kryzco]

for some reason I've noticed mary janes helps me come to term with my relationship problems


I mean she was a bitch but she was my bitch.

I felt that way many times but exchange she with he, and bitch with prick

[Metasteel]

The thing is, I am really in love with this girl. I have been asked out by other girls since she dumped me but turned them down. I know, I am so dumb, but I just can't get over her. She doesn't really mean bad, she just doesn't know whatt the hell she's doing and can't speak her mind properly. I have, asked her out on many dates, but she refuses because she feels "awkward" whe she's alone with me, although she really claims to like me.

Maybe I could get some advice from the fine folks here? :o

[phoenix]

Well obviously nothin's gonna happen between you two, you have to let it go somehow. Sorry bro. :(

Try takin' up whichever girl you like the best's offer. See how things go with her, and maybe you'll forget about the bitch.

Just give the other ones a chance, you never know.

[Its a Plant]

Man, that's kind of a sad story you shared with us . . .

I feel for you, man, but you gotta pick yer head up and move on down the road. If you two are meant to be, you're meant to be. Don't get hung up on one tease of a girl and miss out on your young, fun, years.

Go fishin' for another fishie, eh?

I'd sit down and think long and hard about things, though. If you still want her as a friend, keep in touch, just not with your heart tucked away in your front pocket.

If you're too pissed to be friends, don't.

Or, haha, if you want to continue laughing at her when she publicly violates another guy with her tounge, do it.

Just don't keep looking back on the road of life, otherwise you'll end up crashing head-on with a semi in the other lane.

"Let's make a memory!"

Best of luck, young Romeo. ~

[likemclever]

This chick will never go out with you because she doesn’t have any respect for you. She only kicks you around because you let her. If you totally blew her off and acted like you didn’t want to go out with her she would be all over you. The only reason she was making out with that guy is because you had a front row seat.

For some reason you don’t think you deserve her or else you wouldn’t let her treat you that way. My advice is treat her as yesterdays news and hang out with and talk about this other chick……It will drive her bonkers…she is used to being the center of your attention. Change that.

[Euphoric]

I mean she was a bitch but she was my bitch.
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heyy i never thought of it that way before. this should help me deal with my bitch's bitching. thanks. and..dont feel bad about going off on her, she deserved it. im sure that in time u can reconcile and start the insanity all over againa and again. relationships are fcked up but theres always weed to get u fcked up :thumbsup:

[Not Enough Herb]

nail all her friends and send her the tape

shell be sucking your dick for sure the next day :cool:

later

[led.zeppelin]

wow that sucks, what a totaly cock tease. ditch her for one of her own "open minded" friends

[Ammie]

This chick will never go out with you because she doesnâ??t have any respect for you. She only kicks you around because you let her. If you totally blew her off and acted like you didnâ??t want to go out with her she would be all over you. The only reason she was making out with that guy is because you had a front row seat.

For some reason you donâ??t think you deserve her or else you wouldnâ??t let her treat you that way. My advice is treat her as yesterdays news and hang out with and talk about this other chickâ?¦â?¦It will drive her bonkersâ?¦she is used to being the center of your attention. Change that.

I couldnt have said it better myself.:thumbsup:




nail all her friends and send her the tape

shell be sucking your dick for sure the next day :cool:

later

and that,well.........thats just funny! :D

[graph]

Man, I don't care what anyone says, you're one cool ass cat. At first I was kinda like ah man, you should say something. But laughing and calling her a whore right in front of them had me laughing. Get over her man, she's not worth your time. Move on, talk to girls. and get yourslef a nice girl. Read some articles on the subject, it'll give you the confidence you need.

Oh, and bitches need to go. Plain and simple.

Oh, and Marijuana's cool, right?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

fuck that bitch dude

word, she sounds like a stone-cold skeezer

[Loudogg]

Hoes are to be plugged, not hugged. Forget about her. Pound her friend and make sure she finds out. Maybe make out in front of her.

[YouD0nt]

That sucks bro, good luck on nailing that girl and smoking that ounce though, sure to have some good times result from that :thumbsup:

Sadly the last relationship I was in was partly broken up by marijuana. I was blazed one night and she calls all fucking upset and kinda crying, so I'm like trying to act serious and I can't figure out everything and yah.. it ended up me and her breaking up then her putting on her facebook and shit "Potheads are a turn off" and then listing like 5 other things about me that are "turn off".

I like the quote "bitches are to be plugged, not hugged." lol

[sMokethEntoke]

go 40 days w/o sex!

[Mr.Jesus]

you dont need her if ya got maaarriijuaanaaaa:p

[O. G. ganja smoker]

when i was younger i had a girl like that except she let me hit it and all and she never made out with a guy right in front of me. # 1 u should have fucked the other fool up he and she disrespected right there. if hes bigger u should have used a bat. N E ways she was my first girl i went out with, i leared from her something once a girl cheats it will NEVER work out just cut ur ties with her and keep ur chin up theres hella girls out there bro dont let 1 slut get u down and in a couple years ull see her on 54th street givin bjs for crack karmas a biooooootch

[likemclever]

u should have fucked the other fool up he and she disrespected right there.

That would have been counter productive. She would have totally gotten off on such an event. It would be better to wear your very best shit eating grin and shake the mans hand then ask him to knock the cobwebs out of her pussy for youâ?¦ then leave. That would really fuck her world up!

Come on guys this is how evil bitches work. :D

[Captain Hanks]

The thing is, I am really in love with this girl. I have been asked out by other girls since she dumped me but turned them down. I know, I am so dumb, but I just can't get over her. She doesn't really mean bad, she just doesn't know whatt the hell she's doing and can't speak her mind properly. I have, asked her out on many dates, but she refuses because she feels "awkward" whe she's alone with me, although she really claims to like me.

Maybe I could get some advice from the fine folks here? :o

Dude, forget about her, she cheated with you, it'sm over! Hook up with her friend and have a good time.:stoned: :smokin:

[couch-potato]

Ah... the romances of love during school. I remember my first break-up, I was dating this girl (let's call her Beth), well after 2 weeks of making out and squeezing her premature tities she dumps me. Why, you may be asking? When I think about it, it still cracks me up to this day. We went to a party together, after hanging out with friends and having a good time in the backyard we get into a fight. This fight was beyond retarded, about how I didn't spend lunch time with her, I liked hanging out with my buddies (bros before hoes). So she gets mad and storms off into the house. As it turns out, Beth had a small tub of Vasoline in her purse, which she originally inteded to use for us (we were young, and I didn't know I could purchase condoms at that age.) Yes, you guessed it, she wanted it in the poop-shute. She was pissed at me though, so she let some random guy fuck her in the ass, out of spite against me. Even better, since it was her first time, Beth didn't have much bowel control and ended up shitting on his dick.

She felt terrible about this, and dumped me like it was my fault. I ended up kicking that one guy's ass, but now we are very good friends.

This was in the 7th grade.

[likemclever]

She was pissed at me though, so she let some random guy fuck her in the ass, out of spite against me.

WOW.......lol

let that be a lesson to ya, always share your gummy bears.

WOW getting fucked in the ass in 7th grade.

[Dirk Gently]

Well, from what I understand, emotions are the chemical results of visual, aural, tactile and aromatic stimulation. Consider this, along with the fact that love is an emotion. Try to dissect why you say you love this girl. Obviously by all common sense you should not, but chemicals defy logic. I dunno.

Is it at all possible that your brain chemistry likes to fuck with you?