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usedchemicals
08-21-2006, 06:20 PM
I was at my grandpa's yesterday and I was paging through a dumb criminals book, and i saw a hilarious story about a marijuana bust. I will tell it the best that I can remember it.

The narcotics agent that told the story put it like this:
"we had just busted a marijuana dealer and had confinscated 400 pounds of marijuana in his living room. there were two unmarked polic cars parked in front of the house, and a police cruiser parked in the driveway. I was about to leave when a truck pulled in the driveway with two long haired men in it. they walked past me, not noticing the NARCOTICS AGENT stencled on my jacket. they asked "he still selling pot?" and i told them to go to the back door. i called the cops that were still in the house and told them they had some customers coming to the back. the only guy in the house that was in plainclothes answered the door. the two guys told him they wanted $50 worth of weed. he ducked into the living room and grabbed a handful and stuffed it into a bag. the potheads looked overjoyed when we gave them the bag. they went back to the front where they were promptly arrested. we drove their truck into the backyard until we took it to the impound. we decided that rather than just taking the weed to the station, we'd set up a sting. that night we arrested 14 customers and impounded another 10 vehicles."

I thought that story was hilarious.

Davidj56
08-21-2006, 06:23 PM
Fucking hate deceitufull pigs.

pixel
08-21-2006, 06:37 PM
sounds like that guy had some damn good business

Sun Is Shining
08-21-2006, 10:59 PM
I may have laughed had they been purchasing heroin...the people themselves were quite stupid, yes, but did they deserve to be arrested? Do I deserve to be arrested? I don't believe so. These people were deceived and I feel sorry for them.

partyguy420
08-22-2006, 03:32 AM
I was at my grandpa's yesterday and I was paging through a dumb criminals book, and i saw a hilarious story about a marijuana bust. I will tell it the best that I can remember it.

The narcotics agent that told the story put it like this:
"we had just busted a marijuana dealer and had confinscated 400 pounds of marijuana in his living room. there were two unmarked polic cars parked in front of the house, and a police cruiser parked in the driveway. I was about to leave when a truck pulled in the driveway with two long haired men in it. they walked past me, not noticing the NARCOTICS AGENT stencled on my jacket. they asked "he still selling pot?" and i told them to go to the back door. i called the cops that were still in the house and told them they had some customers coming to the back. the only guy in the house that was in plainclothes answered the door. the two guys told him they wanted $50 worth of weed. he ducked into the living room and grabbed a handful and stuffed it into a bag. the potheads looked overjoyed when we gave them the bag. they went back to the front where they were promptly arrested. we drove their truck into the backyard until we took it to the impound. we decided that rather than just taking the weed to the station, we'd set up a sting. that night we arrested 14 customers and impounded another 10 vehicles."

I thought that story was hilarious.


that sort of sounds like intarpment to me...

usedchemicals
08-22-2006, 04:08 AM
that sort of sounds like intarpment to me...

that's not intrapment in any way, the people were not influenced to buy marijuana by the police officers, they would have done it whether or not it was the cops selling it

entrapment is when a law enforcement official makes someone do something illegal that they normally wouldn't do

usedchemicals
08-22-2006, 04:09 AM
I may have laughed had they been purchasing heroin...the people themselves were quite stupid, yes, but did they deserve to be arrested? Do I deserve to be arrested? I don't believe so. These people were deceived and I feel sorry for them.

i don't like it either, i just thought that it was funny and wanted to share it. those first two guys must have been REALLY stoned to not notice the NARCOTICS AGENT on the guy's jacket

Cheery Cherry
08-22-2006, 05:26 AM
OMG..how fucking stupid! Yeah...I thought it was kinda funny too. Shit, these "customers" do know that pot is illegal, right? So why would they not be more cautious?

LuckyNiner
08-23-2006, 06:56 AM
That's disgusting. Who the fuck are they harming by buying a sack? Goddamnit, do a sting on a meth lab but not a fucking peaceful bud dealer. Shit I would have loved to meet that guy and his customers. Fucking pigs.

nd godFUCK I'm highpy.