I am about to have my first smoke :)

[intrepidus6]

Hey!
After months of searching, I THINK I have found someone who can sell me some weed.
So, I have a few questions:
How much weed will 100$ (USD) get me?
Is there anything special about your first smoke?
Any recomendations for how I do this? It will be in my home with one friend.
How much will it take to get me high, since this is my first smoke?

And anything else you think I should know, Thanks!

[intrepidus6]

Thanks for the reply :D

I've been doing some research, but I will do even more.
Oh, and is it true that you can use bible pages to make joints?

[SocksThaClown]

Thanks for the reply :D

I've been doing some research, but I will do even more.
Oh, and is it true that you can use bible pages to make joints?

Uh, if you're a satanist. No I'm just kidding, but who the hell would do that?

[intrepidus6]

I just heard that bible pages can be used to make joints, and was wondering if this was true.

[Jaycub]

Yes it's true and they burn cleanly. However, most are bad for you (ink and gold paper, not good to burn and inhale).

Go to a cornerstore and buy some zigzags for 1 buck.

[MidnightToker54]

Don't use bible pages as rolling paper, and don't spend $100 on weed your first time. Just a suggestion, but hey, it's your money. You can high off of $5-$10 worth of weed, so why blow $100 on something you've never tried? Some dealers don't sell joints or dime bags, so you might have to get an eighth of an ounce which is equal to 3.5 grams (about $30 for commercial grade or $50 for high grade)

Buy real rolling papers, practice rolling, find out which way your friends pass the herb, look into getting a small bong, keep your bong clean, don't drink bongwater, only put water in your bong and see the weed before you pay for it - I think that covers most of the basics.

And one more thing - watch out for dealers trying to rip you off and broke lazy-ass friends who think you'll get them high all the time because you're a newbie.

Welcome to the club! :smokin:

[graph]

and broke lazy-ass friends who think you'll get them high all the time because you're a newbie.


I think we've all gotten that one before.

[intrepidus6]

The only problem is, don't you have to be 18 to buy rolling paper? Because I am under 18.
How about 30$, then, how much will that get me?
Thanks everyone for the responses. :D

[shoi]

u can also use an apple by puting a hole through the middle then another hole thro the top and use the little indent think as the bowl and inhale thro one of the holes on the side and use the other as a carb


but dont do the can pipe thing or us aluminum foil cuase it hurts ur brain

[intrepidus6]

That would be good, Billionfold, except that you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes where I live. :p
The reason I want to spend so much is because I don't think I will be able to buy very often. Is there really much of a difference in different qualitys of weed?

I heard about the aluminum being bad for you thing, don't worry, I won't use an aluminum pipe! I have this clay pipe thing I got in the carribean, but it broke in half, will it still work?

[NightProwler]

it might work,, where did it break at? is the bowl broken, or is the tube part that leads to your mouth broken. if its just the tube, you could duct tape it

you should buy an eighth for your first time, it should be between 25-35, definitly no more than that, but if youc an get it for less than great. an eighth should last you quite a long time.

[Steve420]

a half quarter will keep me going for a month, I think thats a good amount to start with. You shouldn't have to be 18 to buy papers, as they don't have any tobacco in them.

[Nochowderforyou]

If you can't get papers, a simple way that I found is to take a cig, remove the tobacco, replace with weed, and fire it up. You should also remove the filter, and just twist the ends.

You can just buy empty tobacco tubes for about $2 for 100 of them. I used to roll my own smokes and I'd buy them all the time. Better than forking out more cash and having to empty all the ciggs. Just buy the tubes. :thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

You shouldn't have to be 18 to buy papers, as they don't have any tobacco in them.

No, you shouldn't have to be, but you have to be. I'm 24 and I still get carded at the 7-11 for buying a pack of Zigs. If it's a tobacco related product, no persons under 18 can buy, or 21, whatever the legal age is in your area.

[JerryGarcia]

I wouldn't recommend trying to roll a joint for a newbie. And I've bought papers before even though I'm obviously underaged. Then again, I bought them from a concert vendor.

[s2headhunter]

i wish a damn 8th still lasted me a month lol and yeah dude get an 8th around here its between 30 and 40 usually its 35 for 3.5-4.5 gram bags.....or 8ths and fat 8ths......have fun man....id make a gravity bong....its will force you to get high your first time haha

[tyrantowns]

Cheers:D . Just get $20 worth.

[Captain Hanks]

Hey!
After months of searching, I THINK I have found someone who can sell me some weed.
So, I have a few questions:
How much weed will 100$ (USD) get me?
Is there anything special about your first smoke?
Any recomendations for how I do this? It will be in my home with one friend.
How much will it take to get me high, since this is my first smoke?

And anything else you think I should know, Thanks!

for 100$ you should get 7 grams of some really sticky, skunky, bright green (orange, purple, and blue are good also) colored buds, with red or pink hairs!

just roll about .5 into a joint, and smoke half... wait 30 minutes then finish it

[trippen420]

hope u have fun bro get a quarter and toke up for days on end is the way to go

[BloodAngel]

an eighth lasts me a day and a half :D
for a first time, I'd use a pipe or bong, a joint would be way too hard to teach yourself to roll...

[BaknBlake]

get 20$ worth of weed for your first smokeout...Be sure and inhale all the smoke as deep into your lungs as you can and then hold it all...Smoke out of something simple...A gravity bong would be very good...http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/gravitybong.htm

good luck bro..ask whoever you get your weed from how much the sack weighs out to ....It should weigh aaround 1.8 grams for 20$...or 3.5 for 40$....80$ would be 7 grams...

[BaknBlake]

good luck

[D1me]

I have this clay pipe thing I got in the carribean, but it broke in half, will it still work?

it's not a computer, so long as most of the smoke makes it into your lungs, it works

[intrepidus6]

The pipe is broken on the long part thing, so I think I can tape it back. (but I might look into making a gravity bong as well.)
I think I will try and get a fourth.
Thanks for the help everyone!

[YouD0nt]

A quarter not a fourth lol, Its all good though, I had tons of fun my first time, And i'm sure you will too, just be in a calm atmosphere, with no worries (like thinking to yourself "omg omg omg moms coming home in 15min omg omg omg" kind of shit) and everything will be cool and awesome.

:thumbsup:

[zero2104]

to answer ur questions, smoke as much as you can, smoke with someone who has smoked before, probably most likly wont get high first time,


HAPPY TOKING BROTHER :rasta:

[iNfamouzJ]

perhaps make a pipe or a bong, search around google to learn how :D have fun tokin up!!!

[Greenport]

Youll do just fine young grasshoppa

[hoodrider]

I would say get a bong if you can. Find a friend that is 18 and have them get you a cheap bong and then just spend less on the weed. First time i did it was my own homegrown. it was nice and i got high my first time. Definately not what i expected it to be like though.

Yeah but get a bong or make one because it is way smoother on the throat.

[Fattie]

dont worry about alot of the prices these people are saying. I know most of them have good intentions but there is no way of saying how much you will get for a certain amount of money. Its different in all areas and quality of weed. Do not get less than a quarter for 100 though, and make sure it is dank ass. I know you have had to at least seen pictures of good bud. Schwag can run form 20-25 a quarter. Fuck schwag. I pay 25 and get reggie from where im from which is the best reggie i can find, but i wouldnt suggest it to most people.

I usually get mids because i think that is the most cost efficient weed to buy, but i do get dank from time to time.

[intrepidus6]

Thanks everyone!
I have two new questions:
Is the difference in different kinds/qualities of marijuana the way the high feels, or is it just like taste/how smoothly it burns?
and,
Is it possible to smoke too much, or should I just smoke a ton of it?

[AlwaysBlazed]

Is it possible to smoke too much, or should I just smoke a ton of it?

You can never smoke too much. Smoke it all my friend. I recommend doing it with some friends.

[AlwaysBlazed]

If you need something to smoke out of you can check this out.

http://www.waytoomany.com/vid-weed2.php

There are a few vids showing how to make pipes/bongs with just random shit.

[pixel]

make sure you buy 1 pound of swedish fish too cause they are fucking amazing when yourestoned

[intrepidus6]

Swedish fish?

[memoryburner]

i recommend u start with 20 dollars worth, and buy a new piece if ur old one broke. then toke it up.

[memoryburner]

swedish fish are thes good ass gummy candies

[dankus maximus]

yeah, depending on where youre from, swedish berries are the same thing, but the fish=wayyyy more fun when youre high.

[SmokinSumWeedo]

haha wow ...i recommend getting some friends.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

hello young smoker,

1) don't smoke with everybody because they'll begin to take it for granted. (if your friends start calling you up all the time saying "let's smoke" , just tell them to die or something)
2) INHALE THAT SHIT!! (don't be afraid of the smoke burning your throat--take a deep breath through your mouth when the smoke is in your mouth. this will reduce the burning sensation you might encounter at first).
3) smoke a ton of it--this is your first time getting high. why would you want to just get mildly stoned? the first time is always the best time, because you haven't got the tolerance...
4) don't trip out or become scared--contrary to what you might be thinking, you aren't going crazy. you aren't going to die. if you feel funny, chances are you are getting high from the weed. you might feel anxious and panicky, "not the same", "not myself".... just keep in mind that it's a drug, and the effects will diminish and you will return to normal.

if you are smoking at home, i recommend you invest in a can of OZIUM. it will absolutely kill the smoke odor completely.

if you are smoking for the first time, I would recommend smoking out of a chillum, but if you have someplace to smoke then I recommend you smoke out of a bong. a bong is easy enough to make...

the effects of weed aren't bad. you won't see colors or purple giraffes running across your vision, and you shouldn't hallucinate unless you smoke a lot of shit. your vision might look kind of funny... but mostly, weed messes with your perception, giving you a sense of warmth , well-being, as well as a sense that time is much slower.

the first time you get stoned, you will probably feel somewhat cloudy the next day. this effect should diminish if you keep smoking, when you build tolerance to the drug.

don't trip man. you'll get the hang of it soon enough.

another tip--don't tell your dealer you've never bought pot before. if you do this you are asking to be ripped off.

enjoy your herbs!

[intrepidus6]

Wow, IanCurtisWishlist, thanks!
What is OZIUM? Could I buy it at Wall-mart or some place like that?
I'm so excited! I can't wait! lol
If things go according to plan, I should be buying the stuff this weekend, and smoking two weekends after that. Thanks to everyone who has posted here for the help! :)

[JordaN23]

Haha, welcome to our world.
You will grow to love this wonderful plant.

[led.zeppelin]

I didn't get high for my first couple of times, then eventualy i realised i wasn't properly inhaling, you have to breathe in the smoke, like your breathing air, not suck it in your mouth and blow it out

[intrepidus6]

I tried to make a bubbler, but when I tested it (I just loaded it with water, no weed in it) The water came up into the stem too much, so I need to make a longer stem next time...
Are bubblers pretty much like the best thing to smoke from?

[sensi skier]

To answer your question about the strains/types of weed giving you a different high, yes. Different strains will make you feel different and different qualities will obviously effect how high you get. You don't really need to worry about this for your first few times though because even if you smoke shitty weed, you are still going to get stoned. I didn't get high my first time, but the second time I fell in love with cannabis. It will change your life. Just follow everyone's advice and have fun. Make sure you are in a relaxed environment because if you feel anxious you will get paranoid and it might ruin your fun...or it might make it more fun. It's all just what you make of it. Don't just sit around either. Try going for a walk or something after you smoke. It will make the whole world brighter and more interesting. Anyways, welcome to the party! have a good time!

[Nocturnal Stoner]

have a good smoke thats all i can say man, u always remember ur first......unless ur trippin

[IanCurtisWishlist]

Wow, IanCurtisWishlist, thanks!
What is OZIUM? Could I buy it at Wall-mart or some place like that?
I'm so excited! I can't wait! lol
If things go according to plan, I should be buying the stuff this weekend, and smoking two weekends after that. Thanks to everyone who has posted here for the help! :)

You can get a can of ozium at a drug store. I got mine at Walgreens. I'm sure you could get it at walmart though. It's only 5 dollars per can, but use it sparingly.

Why wait until 2 weeks? spark that shit ASAP!

When you use ozium, I recommend you spray it directly into the stream of smoke you are exhaling. This will be more effective because the smoke is concentrated, meaning you dont have to spray the whole f'ing room with ozium to kill the scent.

[intrepidus6]

Thanks, the reason I am waiting two weeks is because that is the time I can buy it... long story, I'll explain it later, but I have to go now.

[intrepidus6]

OK, I have the time to explain it now:

I don't actually know any dealers personally, I have a friend, who has a brother, who smokes pot. So, I am going to give my friend the money, who will give the money to his brother, who will use my money to buy the marijuna, and will give it to his brother (my friend) who will give it to me. Make sense?
Some time in the next few days I will ty and get a can of ozium. Thanks!
Oh, and also I think another one of my friends might be joining us.

[YoungShisha]

dude where do you live, you should be able to find a dealer easier than that, don't you have any stoners at your school? or drive up to a near by city. Enjoy your first time, just don't get paranoid that's what happened to me, just let it happen and get the "oh no i might get caught" feeling out of your system before you start smokin it.
stay high

[Tusc9969]

Since it will be your first time, I suggest you smoke with someone.

Buy the weed from someone you personally know and trust or have them buy it for ya. God, Last thing you need is for you as an, inexperienced first timer, to go out and buy from someone you don`t know only to get busted or get ripped off.

Green or dark green weed is good...stay away from the brown crap.

About the strains, yes there are hundreds of different types of marijuana strains....some are stronger and some taste different with different effects..etc..but you have plenty of time to get into that later.

After you smoke, be prepared to get the munchies... be sure to have alot goodies to eat or drink... Pop in a good CD..Play some wicked video games or rent some funny stoner flicks.

And finally, Don`t over do it...meanin you don`t want to start out by smoking 24/7. Don`t make a habit out of it. Make it a weekend thing.
As a youngster, you don`t want to start out by smoking out and sitting in your bed or sofa everyday...that stuff will robb you of your ambitions in life if you`re not carefull. Just be cool and have fun.
There`s nothing better than your first time..So Have fun and enjoy it while it lasts.:rasta:

[Loudogg]

Going through a bunch of middle men, your are probably going to get ripped off, because there are lots of chances for your bag to get pinched. Neing new and having new connections is tough, but it gets better with time. Good luck. Enjoy your first. Smoke the whole bag!

[discombobulated]

yeah alot of middlemen is a bad thing you need to find a dealer and get rid of the middlemen theres not a chance your bag will get pinched it is a guarentee that it will so id try to find someone you know that will deal to you or get a scale just have fun and dont be freaking out it will ruin it as for me im about to take a big bong rip so happy tokin

[Inferius]

Damn Tusc9969's avatar is fucking hypnotic. I couldn't stop staring for at least two minutes....
soft... juicy... kneading... round...

[iluTaxina]

Damn Tusc9969's avatar is fucking hypnotic. I couldn't stop staring for at least two minutes....
soft... juicy... kneading... round...

I was about to say the same thing. :clap:





You're probably going to get sheisted. Look up or ask around where you live how much per gram it's supposed to cost. It ranges a lot. If you don't act like you know what you're doing you're going to get a light bag. Watch them weight it out.

[InTheJungle]

Don't use bible pages as rolling paper, and don't spend $100 on weed your first time. Just a suggestion, but hey, it's your money. You can high off of $5-$10 worth of weed, so why blow $100 on something you've never tried? Some dealers don't sell joints or dime bags, so you might have to get an eighth of an ounce which is equal to 3.5 grams (about $30 for commercial grade or $50 for high grade)

Buy real rolling papers, practice rolling, find out which way your friends pass the herb, look into getting a small bong, keep your bong clean, don't drink bongwater, only put water in your bong and see the weed before you pay for it - I think that covers most of the basics.

And one more thing - watch out for dealers trying to rip you off and broke lazy-ass friends who think you'll get them high all the time because you're a newbie.

Welcome to the club! :smokin:

Couldn't have been said better. Welcome to the Club indeed. :dance: :dance:

[intrepidus6]

Well, it's too late now, I already gave the money to my friend with a note saying "3/4 of an ounce, mid-grade."
I would love to find a donor and "eminate the middle man", but I haven't been able to find a donor... and I don't go to school, schools hate me.

[Buddha Man]

ur first time...spend $5-$10 on a gram of some basic stuff. it doesnt have to be the most proper shit. a gram can get 2-3 people high.

then go down to the corner store and buy a cigar or blunt rap. if you arent 18 search you house for a cigar cuz ur dad will probably have on lying around. then cut it open and roll ur weed up.

if worse comes to worse use a soda can or a plastic bottle. thats what i used to do back in the day

[gotuve]

You can never smoke too much. Smoke it all my friend. I recommend doing it with some friends.
not true, I've seen people get sick, and gotten sick from smoking to much. It wasn't shitty weed, but just wayyyy to much pot, and ended up puking my guts out. But that was from like 3-4 hours of smoking non-stop.

[intrepidus6]

ur first time...spend $5-$10 on a gram of some basic stuff. it doesnt have to be the most proper shit. a gram can get 2-3 people high.

then go down to the corner store and buy a cigar or blunt rap. if you arent 18 search you house for a cigar cuz ur dad will probably have on lying around. then cut it open and roll ur weed up.

if worse comes to worse use a soda can or a plastic bottle. thats what i used to do back in the day

I'm trying to get it in bulk, and I already have a pipe, and some cigarettes I had somone send to me in the mail, so I can use the pipe and take the tobacco out of the cigs for that.
My dad is dead, but even if he was alive he hated smoking, so he wouldn't have any cigars around.

[NextLineIsMine]

This really isn't the way to go about discovering marijuana. I know of almost no one that just bought some, took it home, and did it by themselves their first time. If you dont have anyone to experience this with I think you have some issues to work with and marijuana will just get in the way.

[delta9thc06]

not true, I've seen people get sick, and gotten sick from smoking to much. It wasn't shitty weed, but just wayyyy to much pot, and ended up puking my guts out. But that was from like 3-4 hours of smoking non-stop.

Thats so funny. You started out saying uve seen people get sick then u change it to u puking ur guts out. Its like in a movie were someones tellin them that someone likes them and they slip up and say its them. sorry im really blazed. Anyway back to the new smoker, how old are u and are u in the states or canada?

[Gmoney888]

anybody else ever try THC lolly pops? we have em from the club over here in california and they're fuckin awesome...eatin em all day in class

[JordaN23]

Dude ur gonna get jacked so fast. Be careful so it doesnt happen.

[Reefer Rogue]

This really isn't the way to go about discovering marijuana. I know of almost no one that just bought some, took it home, and did it by themselves their first time. If you dont have anyone to experience this with I think you have some issues to work with and marijuana will just get in the way.

I disagree with this sentiment and I learned while smoking with other people. Just because he wants to smoke by himself doesn't mean he has other issues he needs to deal with, that seems pretty condescending to be honest.

[Purple Banana]

Is there really much of a difference in different qualitys of weed?

You bet your ass there is :P Generally, if the dealer is being fair, the more it costs, the better it is. But I make do with crap weed by putting it in brownies, so I get ALL of the THC in it, even if there's not that much, it'll still get me higher than smoking it :D Smoking only gives you about 60% of the THC in the weed, eating gives you 100%.

[Purple Banana]

Gah, forgot one more thing. My first time smoking, I used a plastic waterbottle with a carb in it and a pipe out of the side duct taped to it. Worked GREAT! Much smoother.

Do you have a friend 18+ who might invest in buying you a piece for cheap for your first time? If so, I recommend!

Happy toking, and welcome!

[bulletz144]

$30 will be enough to get you very high for 3-4 days.

Make sure you INHALE the weed, not just take it into your mouth...thats why i didnt get stoned my first time, lol.

[intrepidus6]

Update!

My friend has the weed now (I think) and as it just so happens I ran into a dealer today, just by coincidence! I am going to be buying about a Q tomorrow or the next day from the dealer, and my Friend is going to give me an ounce that I purchased from him a long time ago... on probably Monday.

[Captain Hanks]

I tried to make a bubbler, but when I tested it (I just loaded it with water, no weed in it) The water came up into the stem too much, so I need to make a longer stem next time...
Are bubblers pretty much like the best thing to smoke from?

Either that or the water chamber wasn't big enough. Also you can't say one smoking device or method is better then any other, depends on the situation. Joints are most social but blunts can be passed around, you can take massive hits from bongs but bubblers are more portable for walking around and slurping on, eating the stuff can be totally physchedelic and vaping is easy on the lungs.:thumbsup:

[TrueTNBuds508]

anybody else ever try THC lolly pops? we have em from the club over here in california and they're fuckin awesome...eatin em all day in class

Yes they taste just like weed man. Any way make sure you hit that shit right. Once you hit whatever it is that youll be hitting take a deep breath so the smoke gets into your lungs. That why I didnt get high my first time.

[intrepidus6]

Either that or the water chamber wasn't big enough. Also you can't say one smoking device or method is better then any other, depends on the situation. Joints are most social but blunts can be passed around, you can take massive hits from bongs but bubblers are more portable for walking around and slurping on, eating the stuff can be totally physchedelic and vaping is easy on the lungs.:thumbsup:

No, that wasen't it, the bubbler was huge. I used a 2.5 gallon water bottle as the water holder part.

[intrepidus6]

3 PM (est) and I will be buying some weed (unless the stupid dealer isn't there like he said he would be...) I can't wait!

[intrepidus6]

I talked to him, he said to meet him somwhere (I won't say where because of fucking pigs) at 7:00PM to pick up the weed.

[DylanN89]

well sorry to tell all of yall but BLUNNNNNNNNNNT is all is hear screaming in my head :D :thumbsup:

[TrueTNBuds508]

Show us a pic once you get it man if you dont care man so we can tell you if its good and if you got ripped off.

[intrepidus6]

I got a pic, but my cam got droped and now it is all blurry... but maybe you can atleast tell if I got ripped off or not... I gave him 50$ and told him to get me 50$ worth, however much that is.
It is green, almost no brown on it, with brownish orangish hairs, it has alot of buds, but the buds are very small. It has a "sweet and sour" smell to it.

The picture quality sucks, but maybe you can tell something from it.

[intrepidus6]

It's about the size of this, maybe slightly more, and way better looking:
http://boards.cannabis.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=89191&d=1158843919

[SpaceCaptainDimi]

Got ripped off IMO

[intrepidus6]

I just smoked about 5 hits... All I got was the munchies and red eyes... I'm gonna try again tomorrow though.

[SkatePopwar]

make a water bottle bong! its cheap and easy, smoking off aluminum a few times wont kill you, and it really helps with the harsh smoke

[SkatePopwar]

ps if your like me your first high might blow you the hell out of thid world. enjoy :D