Making Money

[ThePurpleMan]

I was cruising venice beach today and i saw a PHX bong that i need to get lol... well heres the thing i dont have ne money but im gonna try and get 400$ before saturday... so i can buy the 300$ bong a case and some herb.... i figured i should post my progress.. it might be interesting..

[dryst]

sell ur body to old people :D

[SmugSonOfABitch]

ill give you props if you con the money

[ThePurpleMan]

yea not sure how im supposed to make money.... give me suggestions

[dryst]

sell a little bud to your buddies for a little extra cash...buy an ounce and break it up into grams and dubs

[graph]

Didn't richie cunningham teach you anything about get-rich-quick schemes?

Yeah, me neither.


Ask everyone around for odd jobs. Don't beg, though. Nobody likes a beggar.

[ShadowGate420]

Suckin a lil dick never hurt.

[friendowl]

the purple man
whats up
i live here in la
i go to venice a grip

i would say if you want that bong
you gotta hustle
aluminum cans are 1.50 a pound to recycle
start looking thru all the blue cans on trash day
it may sound fucked up and it is
but them people make money
theres this old guy on my block that every single day
goes out and collects shit and he gets atleast 100 or more
per day.thats 500-600 a week .
i respect that shit very much
other fools just sit and complain and do nothing

or go to atm machines and hold up people
to withdraw that 300

[Davidj56]

Suckin a lil dick never hurt.

I hear thats how your mom pays your bills.

[Davidj56]

But really a good way to make a lil extra cash on the side is.. Sit down.. Think really hard of some sort of scheme or some sort of con you can do to TALK people out of there money.

Example:GET RICH SCHEME-1
Go to your local church and pretend you are truly a holy man of god say that your hand can heal..Get a couple of your friends to play along go up to them and say I HEAL YOU.. "The tricky part is getting the wheel chair for your friend to sit in" After people see you doing that there pee brain minds will belive you are truly a holy man of god and the idiots will PAY YOU TO TOUCH THERE FOREHEAD! ITS THAT EASY!!

Besides being eternally damned you will be RICH!!

..Or you can get a job as a groecery bagger?

[cannabis campbell]

400? why do you pay so much for cannabis paraphernalia when you could probably get a cheap pipe for a few dollars or rolling papers and make a joint as still get stoned?

[Nochowderforyou]

$300 on a bong? wow, that's just...wow. why?

[cannabis campbell]

wouldt you rather have an oz if your really that rich you should upgrade to cocaine i heard its great :)

[ThePurpleMan]

thanks for the ideas.. yea i want the 3 foot, 4 chamberd, with ash catcher and and ice catcher and diffuser phx bong

[ThePurpleMan]

keep the ideas coming so far i have 0$ and the days half over

[Anathema2121]

Get a job, hippie.

[ThePurpleMan]

im 16 and school starts in 2 weeks it would be pointless

[Anathema2121]

You just need to find something you can do evenings and weekends unless you play sports then you're just fucked. That's the shitty part about school, but most places you would be working at at 16 will offer pretty flexible schedules with not a lot of hours if you don't want them. It does suck working during school, but it's better than being broke.

[ThePurpleMan]

yea i would much rather work.. because i like having money lol.. but i am in a sport and i really dont have time for a job worth having.. like i could go apply at mcdonalds or some where but i just dont think it really would be worth my time in the end

[DannyMan]

Man...there's so much money flowing around, now get off your arse and go collect some already!

*Get someone to front you some kind of drugs, and SELL it for some extra profit,
*Go around and see if people need help doing some work around their house (usually old people will pay you fat amounts of money for little simple jobs they can't do themselves, since they so greatly appreciate the help),
*Find a job for a few days and pretend something crazy happens and quit when you have enough money (not recommended though, might as well keep the damn job ;) ),
*Pawn shit, buy pawned shit and sell it for more, invest online, invest in anything, there are many ways to make money online,
*Find some little horny girls and pretend to play games with them (that involve paying you for sexual favors ;) ),
*If you play any instruments, go play outside with a hat or something, hahahah..

There's so many ways man, ask a good friend or a family member to borrow some cash for a legitimate reason for a little bit (with that cash you could always buy drugs and sell them, that way you could buy that piece and pay them back after a while of hustlin).

Be creative! and good luck!

[ThePurpleMan]

thank you that was a very decent post lol... yea i just asked my mom if i could do anything cuz i dont have any money and she said if i didnt spend all my money on weed and food and my paintball gun i might have some.... but yea thats a trip cuz they dont let me blaze lol

[ThePurpleMan]

... OK END OF MONDAY AND MY CURRENT BALANCE IS $10.89.... and i didnt do anything illegal to get it....

I AM ALSO EXPANDING MY TIME to september 1st

[DannyMan]

I AM ALSO EXPANDING MY TIME to september 1st

Wise choice!
Let us know of your progress..hell if you work hard at it I might even donate a little bit. ;)

[ThePurpleMan]

that would be greatly appretiated

[ThePurpleMan]

depending on where u lived and if ur not a cop i would pack you a bowl

[bud breath420]

dude!! i know how you can make heaps of cash quick!! sell your kidneys!! lol I have a document that tells you step by step how to steal ppls identities and shit never tried it.. maybe you could do that?

[DannyMan]

depending on where u lived and if ur not a cop i would pack you a bowl

I live in cali and yes im a cop.
I, of the FBI, am tracking kids that are trying to buy bongs from venice beach. My primary tactic of approach is to earn the child's trust..by showing respect and appreciation. I then offer to "donate", as we codename it in the service, to help paying for the bong. When I have successfully provided you with enough dough for the entire bong, I let you buy it, I then arrest you, put you in jail for possession of marijuana paraphernalia, steal your new bong and smoke that bowl you were going to pack me. :cool:

[ThePurpleMan]

your an asshole... but i need money.. lol what part of cali u live in.. im in pasadena. monrovia area

[ThePurpleMan]

o by the way u dont live in elmonte and sell really bomb purps right? cuz danny is the name of one of my conex

[DannyMan]

Heheh, I live in San Diego fairly close from the border.
Nope, no elmonte.. although I do get some purps once in a while ;)
It's one of my favorite strains actually.. I love the high it gets me, everytime.

[ThePurpleMan]

yea lol... thats tight as fuck the real reason i extended my deadline was because im going to corando bay in san deago for a week...

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

..punk the bong if the chance arises?

[ThePurpleMan]

didnt update but as of today i have $50.89.... um im going on vacation till sunday so i might not make anymore though )=

[DannyMan]

Well mang, perhaps we could meet up and sesh one? Coronado ain't that far at all. I'll let you rip out of my new bong as of now.. and help you out a little ;)

Lemme know man

[ThePurpleMan]

im gonna pick up an eigth and were leaving in about an hour... but i have my side kick so i will keep updating on the forum... yea im bringing a lil $20 bubbler.. Ill be at the lowes coranado bay resort/hotel thing right by the navy base.. im down to meet up n pack bowls

[Cooler Then Jesus]

i just sold a bunch of random use ful shit, like bicicyles, go-ped, mini bike, cellphone, speakers, airsoft/bb guns. all kinda shit. on www.craigslist.org
just find the city closest to you, and click the link (on the right), and click post in the top right of the screen when you are in the section you want to post in. stuff sells quick, be sure to use lots of Keywords, and put your phone number (With area code) if you just use the email for people to contact you, you wont get many buyers, phone number helps ALOT. and remember, use key words at the bottom of your description, like if you were selling a go-ped,

example:

Keywords: motorscooter goped go ped go-ped

[ThePurpleMan]

thats tight ill check it out

[orangeman]

$300 for a fuckin Bong. Jesus Christ you people have that kind of money to spend on fuckin pipes and shit? How about giving me $100? :)

[DannyMan]

Hey how about not buying an eighth and saving that money for the goal you set yourself? Come on now!

[Love Street]

youll never make it..

ill let you in on a little money making secret of mine...i got a part time job...2 weeks and i made $370 what a scheme eh?

but seriously, if you absolutely need to have this bong and its not locked up or in a cabinet, pick it up and calmly walk out the front door then run like you have never ran before.

[ThePurpleMan]

no its locked up...and im not buying an 8th one of my homies is giving it to me cuz he wants to help support the cause.... lol everyone i know that blazes's is tryin to help me out.. cuz they know if i get that bong im not gonna be stingy with it... everyone will get to hit it

[LuckyNiner]

Dude, sell your bike, your guitar, your stereo, some clothes..have a fucking garage sale. Get 5 bucks from ALL your friends and promise to smoke with them with that bong all the time. Get a loan.