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MechAnimal
08-18-2006, 11:02 AM
A little story for your amusement...

In my town there are 2 schools on either side of my school. One of them is a large rich private school(the snobs).
There is a teacher who works at the private school who often comes to our school in the morning to smoke with me and my mates, anyway i thought this guy was pretty cool but i had no idea how much.
so one day where outside my school having a smoke when i announce that im heading down to the local supermarket in order to buy some smokes in the first two sessions of hte day(i had study sessions). The teacher says that he will come with me down the supermarket but first he wants to buy some papers from a milkbar that is closer(i ave to buy my smokes from the supermarket cause most milkbars dont stock my brand, plus im not 18).
So anyway he buys his papers, walks outside the shop, hands me 5 bucks, the papers and a small bag of bud. lol he wanted me to roll a joint to share, i already had a joint in my bag which we all proceded to smoke on the way to the supermarket while i was breaking up the bud in my pocket.
We get to the supermarket, i buy my smokes and i come outside and meet up with the teacher and a few of my mates. There wasnt really enough in the bag he gave me for a decent sized joint, so he pulls us into a taxi and takes us to he's house.
by this stage im tripping out cause im being taxi'd to a teacher from a rival school's house, we go inside, man this place was a fucking bong-hole, there was shit everywhere, empty cans etc...
he tells us to come through to the back into he's bathroom, we do so, he's got two massive bongs and a few mix bowls in there.
AND WE FUCKING TOKED UP WITH A TEACHER WHO TEACHES GRADE 1!
we all went back to school baked as fuck, it was awesome.

P.S i rang him before and he's getting me a q tomorrow :)

Lennon06
08-18-2006, 01:17 PM
lol that is a class teacher, where you live fella? you got a touch there mate i thought he was gonna bring you back to his house with the top teachers there

jamstigator
08-18-2006, 01:33 PM
I thought he was gonna turn you around and play with your ass, but I guess I'm just a cynical sumbitch. ;)

Inferius
08-18-2006, 02:43 PM
I thought he was gonna turn you around and play with your ass, but I guess I'm just a cynical sumbitch. ;)

Same here. I was praying to god the story didn't end with:
"It puts the lotion on it's skin!":mad:

It's sad how much the media degrades our faith in the common decency of mankind...

Loathsome
08-18-2006, 03:29 PM
That's a pretty sweet story. I know of a teacher in my school that has no problem sittin there while kids are smoking weed, but he'd never smoke with them

Pride
08-18-2006, 05:08 PM
same here, the bathroom scene got me wondering what he was planning...

yeah lots of teachers i know smoke and dont mind students smoking unless they catch them smoking in the bathroom of the school or something.

weedheaduknow
08-18-2006, 05:24 PM
I thought he was gonna turn you around and play with your ass, but I guess I'm just a cynical sumbitch. ;)

funny shit, was thinkin the same thing

trippen420
08-18-2006, 11:00 PM
thats sick i would love for that to happen

S.L.D. 420
08-18-2006, 11:14 PM
That's awesome, wish I knew some teachers like that.

MechAnimal
08-19-2006, 12:04 AM
Lol trust I was freaking out when he took us back to his place too, i didnt even mention the worst part.
When i asked for his number, he goes "Ill give you my number, when we leave, Its in the trailer"
lmao wtf?
Turns out it was and a little faith goes a long way....

chris40
08-19-2006, 02:47 AM
Haha reminds of how Kenny is a teacher on half-baked.
"All you kids are so special, I love you all, so much!"

Captain Jack Sparrow
08-19-2006, 08:42 PM
Wow man, that's fucking awesome.

We had a teacher here, been teaching for over 20 years, taught all my aunts and uncles before me and a good friend of my family, arrested for child molestation charges and child rape last Friday. Pretty fucked up.

But cool story, how old is this teacher you're toking with? Just curious. And how the hell do you go about smoking with a teacher anyways? Did he approach you guys and come out first or what?

I'm curious as to how all this came about. :dance:

Damon32
08-19-2006, 10:00 PM
Dude I got stoned with my 8th grade English teacher for years....he was cool as hell and was even the president of the PTA. A very well respected teacher that still teaches to this day. I cant believe that he's never got caught. We used to drink at his house as well. He'd buy booze for us and shit all the time.