sich-ee-ation

[misslilith]

ok, so you're stranded on a deserted island. Luckly theres lots of food at your disposal, as well as freah water and a safe place to sleep. You also have a bong ;) There is a 30% chance that someone will come to rescue you in a matter of months. in the meantime, your legs have been turned into good quality weed. If you smoke it, you will never have legs again. Do you smoke? Could you resist? :confused:

[Oneironaut]

I think I'd wait a few hours until I came off of whatever crazy drug I took that made me think I was on a deserted island with legs made out of weed.

[jamstigator]

I'd wait at least two months, then check the trichomes on my legs. If trichs say ready, and no rescue in sight....*puff puff*

[bhouncy]

just go into the mini tropical forest and pick some deserted island bush skunk.

[slowthestone]

I'd use an exfoliant...smoke only what would fall off anyway.

That and avoid sleeping by a fire at all costs!!!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Situation = sich-ee-ation?

My legs turned into weed? WTF MAN?! I'd smoke only what falls off like slowthestone said.

[friendowl]

hell yeah id smoke em
but real slow
no blunts guys
just one hitters
start with the lil toe

[JR77]

I think not having legs would be a major buzzkill....

[friendowl]

i think being sober would be a major buzz kill

[iclotsofpills]

What if you already dont have legs?


pills.

[smokeafatty420]

prolly i would just smoke my toes cuz they would be some dank dro

[benagain]

do I have use of these weed legs while I'm still on the island? If not, then I'd prolly break down and smoke one up. If I could use them, I'd smash the bong and try to concentrate on staying alive.

[crudemood]

thats a tough question
if worse came to worse, the most damage id do is pick out the seeds in my weed legs and start growing some.

peace

[JR77]

thats a tough question
if worse came to worse, the most damage id do is pick out the seeds in my weed legs and start growing some.

peace

That is the best answer yet!!! LOL It solves BOTH problems!!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Stoners are so creative hahaha.

[delta9thc06]

It all depends if my legs still have feeling or not.....actually hell ya id do it either way.

[Towelie]

If you smoke your legs you would have to pull yourself around that would suck.

[graph]

Your legs aren't made out of weed, you're simply hallucinating from prolonged exposure to the elements. Oh, and that "bong" you have used to be a harmless sea turtle. Now it's a dead sea turtle.

[FeastonThisSHITT]

I would smoke it all, fuck it. I am not a pro athelete. I would use a wheelchair and live for free in up here in Canada on healthcare for the rest of my life, smoking weed and playing video games all day.

Maybe get a hooker once in a while for a pickle-buffin

never have to work again.

[Oneironaut]

Actually, come to think of it, you didn't say we would have a lighter. That would blow. Imagine trying to light a bong with two sticks off a frickin coconut tree.

[jamstigator]

Anyone ever read the Stephen King story called 'Survivor Type'? If not, I highly recommend it. But I'll summarize it a bit.

This doctor guy is smuggling heroin on a boat and the boat sinks. He escapes to a tiny little island, more like a couple of rocks, with his bag of surgical instruments, and the heroin. But one of his legs is broken.

Well, he tries to catch some seagulls for food, by throwing rocks at them, but isn't successful, and he's starving. And his leg is looking pretty bad. And he doesn't want to risk gangrene, so, since he's a doctor, and he has the tools, he removes his leg. And eats it.

Time passes, and the first leg is gone, and he's getting hungry again. Like REALLY hungry. Sooo...off with the other leg, and more heroin to kill the pain. Then his ears, then one arm. Months have passed, and he's just a one-armed stump of a man, but *finally* in the distance he sees a boat and flags them down, and is rescued.

That dude seriously wanted to live!

[rabbitslayer]

omg jamstigator... :o that's intense

He should have just made one hell of a run with the heroin and then tried harder to catch a bird.

[ChronicMike]

But what if your legs are made of dank with no seeds?.

id do it...think about it sitting on a island chillin no responsibilites no bills.

[JR77]

This thread is too funny!

[delta9thc06]

If my legs turned into bud right now id still probably smoke some.

[sanguinekane]

I'd do the seed thing, but failing that, I'd smoke maybe half of one leg, and get a prosthetic when I get rescued. I figure my lower leg has got to way about 10 lbs, maybe more, and 10 lbs of weed goes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way.

[Ammie]

ok I changed my mind, this has got to be voted funniest thread ever!

[misslilith]

Ha ha! You silly leg smokers! although its true i forgot to mention the lighter, so that would suck :p

[dopesmoker]

i would just rub all the trichomes off my legs (cause that would be a shitload of trichomes) and smoke those