Stupid mosquitoes

[orangeman]

Ok, I have been biten by a mosquito every single day of this week. And when I got bit it wasnt one little simple bite. I get like 3 bites in one day! What the fuck! What can I do to stop these shits? I try that mosquito repellent spray but it doesnt work. What the fuck can I do?

[Oneironaut]

Move to Greenland?

[NightProwler]

lol orangeman....consider yourself lucky man, 3 bits a day is nothinggg.
up here in maine we get 3 bits a minute


just today i got at least 5 bites that i can count right now

[WeedGremblin]

Mosquitoes HATE me, I think I have sour blood or something because my buddies around me will be getting bit to hell and ill be fine lol

[slowthestone]

Move to Greenland?

lol....Greenland is melting...bound to be infested with those blood sucking bitches before too much longer.


Orangeman...if you're using a spray that is less than 10% DEET, you're wasting your time. Most mosquitoes don't even seem to notice the 5-8% varieties.

IF you want a repellant that is hands down bad ass...go to a sporting section of a walmart/kmart...find out where the hunter and fisherman mosquito repellants are. They start at 25%, most as much as 40%.

But FYI...the 40% stuff is meant to be sprayed on your clothes...not your skin. 25-30% is plenty enough though.

[CBsDankNugs]

u got it good orangeman. i got at least 20 just sitting out side for 15 min. fuck mosquitoes they suck. i dont know how i havent gotten EEE or west nile yet.

[slowthestone]

btw....should anyone ever encounter one of these spotted little bitches...the asian tiger mosquito...

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I suggest you leave the area or get indoors asap!

[Captain Hanks]

Ok, I have been biten by a mosquito every single day of this week. And when I got bit it wasnt one little simple bite. I get like 3 bites in one day! What the fuck! What can I do to stop these shits? I try that mosquito repellent spray but it doesnt work. What the fuck can I do?

idk, but there were two moths in my room tripping me out last night, was praying they wouldn't land on me as i slept

[birdgirl73]

I hate skeeters, too, O-man. They eat me alive every summer. And never bother anyone else in my family. It's not fair.

They say a good natural repellant is to eat a lot of garlic and lay off colognes and scented hair products. I've never been brave enough to try the garlic cure. I just use the spray-ons. But I still get bitten. One of these days, I'll probably end up with heartworms. . . .

[orangeman]

Lol man, I wish they would just become extinct :(. I dont like the idea of them taking blood from me unnoticed. I wish shots were this unoticeable lol.

[litoz22]

ye i got 2 on my back.. one on my neck.. n a huge one that looks HUGE right on my arm:(

[shoi]

mosquitos can kill! beware! use extreme caution! :thumbsup:

[litoz22]

u can geet westnile:stoned:

[shoi]

or denge fever


man did they freak out abt that shit in hong kong

[Inferius]

Mosquitoes are my worst enemy.
Something I've always wanted to try:
Go into your room, hopefully a small room.
Get your skeeto' hate going.
Make sure the fuckers ARE present.
Get out the bong. Roll a few middie joints.
Hot box that whollle fuckin room.
It will either A) Suffocate bastards and cause them to die?
or B) Give them incredible munchies and slow your reaction time down, turning them into viscious bastards who suck you dry.

[shoi]

try it.... tell us how it goes


if u nvr post again, we know hat ur rlly just some dust shit somewhere

[Oneironaut]

Lol man, I wish they would just become extinct :(. I dont like the idea of them taking blood from me unnoticed. I wish shots were this unoticeable lol.

Perhaps you'd be interested in the work of Olivia Judson.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction#Planned_extinction

[slowthestone]

hahahaaaaa....That is excellent news! I'm on Olivia's side!

Several years ago, I wrote to Greenpeace, whom didn't reply...when I asked if they'd have an issue with mosquitoes being wiped out of existence.

Maybe I should write them again and....

nahhhh...I'd rather just do my part to eradicate the lil' fukrs.

[orangeman]

Perhaps you'd be interested in the work of Olivia Judson.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction#Planned_extinction

Yes, I'm all for this. This may sound crazy but if the mosquitoes were more opening like had a buzzing sound or something or actually made me felt something when they landed on my skin I wouldnt mind them taking blood every now and again but they are just so damn sneaky and 30 mins later your rubbin a bump on your head, arm or back and your like..."damn, they got me again!" lol

[slowthestone]

You had better mind those fukrs taking your blood...

It's how those girls are able to lay eggs...which means more mosquitoes!!!

[orangeman]

You had better mind those fukrs taking your blood...

It's how those girls are able to lay eggs...which means more mosquitoes!!!

:eek: well I'll be damned lol. Man seriously though, I wish shots were as unnoticeable as mosquitoes taking blood.

[GODFATHER25]

yeah these fuckers made their way out to Vegas this summer

[m.g.]

mosquitoes in vegas? i've been here for 15 years and have yet to see one! even now, living 2 miles from a lake 100 miles north of vegas! but i was down in az last month when they were getting hit by a series of storms and puddles were everywhere and there were a shitload of em...couldn't even hang in the guy's backyard long enough to look for preflowers! but up here i keep the back door open nearly 24 hours a day for the dogs yet there have been none...not a single one! a few flies from the nearby cattle lot but nothing more...no ticks, fleas, biting flies, mosquitoes...nothing like that!

[napolitana869]

i hate mosquitoes but they love me.

[benagain]

Not a fan either. frakin little vampires. For some reason I haven't been bit hardly at all. I go fishing 2 - 3 times a week and I'll maybe get one or two bites a week. Not bad at all for spending a few hours waist deep in water. Maybe the smell of dead shrimp drives the little fuckers off.

[bhouncy]

beware the ferocious midges!

http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/usfeatures/midges/

[Skink]

Yes they have become more stealthy in recent years...


I accept them because they are just part of the master plan...