Tips for talkin about smoking

[pbzeppelin90]

i go to a pretty up-tight highschool, and im always reluctant to ask a kid i havent seen before, or a lower/upperclassmen whether he/she smokes or not. there are kids there im surprised can breath with all that V. principal ass in their face.:D

anyway, how do you go about asking kids if they smoke without giving away that you get torched?:confused:

thanks

[NextLineIsMine]

bring up a debate on medical marijuana and check out their opinions

[Tots]

Ask them if they smoke, if they are put off or hesitate say "God I need a cigarette" or something. There was a thread about this earlier and someone suggested that.

[shoi]

or u couldhave a convo like this:

you: hello, person. what do you think of dragons
person: why, i find them rather interesting. why do you present this query?
you: well, i was wondering about where you stand on "magic" dragons
person: i beg your pardon, "magic" dragons?
you: you know, the kind you puff
person: why i have no idea what you are talking about.
you: ahh, well, good day sir
person: good day

this is an example of some one who doesnt smoke
or
it could go like this

you: hello, person(B).
person(B): hey dude
you: person(B), do you think that magic dragons should be used?
person(B): dude thats what i was thinking
you: neat-o
person(B): lets meet at 4 00
you: do u mean 4 20?
person(B): yes, i was testing you
you: very well
person(B): cool cool
you: so do we meet at 4 00 or 4 20?
person(B): i have a dentist apointment today
you: that sux
person(B): i no rite?
you: ya i feel you.... well tommorow then?
person(B): sure, 4 00 or 4 20?
you: ill need to check my dayplanner....
person(B): ahh yes so should i
you: im free at 4 20
person(B): so am i
you: excelent
person(B): where should we meet at
you: hmm, i think we could meet at my house my parents arent home
person(B): ok that sounds good, you got any?
you: yes i have a big we can "use" that
person(B): ok i will bring the "munchies"
you: great we'll be all set
person(B): ya i look forward to it greatly
you: as do I
person(B): wait, do u have a piece
you: actually, no i dont, it broke recently
person(B): o that sucks ass
you: ya i loved it, i named it, but my sadness prevents me from saying its name
person(B): i understand many, ill bring my roor bong
you: wow thats pretty cool
person(B): its one of thoes rlly big ones with all the fancy stuff
you: ya they look cool
person(B): thats why i bought it
you: well that will make our afternoon more enjoyable i think
person(B): it should, well i need to go
you: ok ill cya tomorow
person(B): bye

[Tots]

hahahaha lol shoi your posts geek me out

[Pride]

lol thats actually pretty realistic, i can really imagine myself having that exact convo with someone

[Captain Hanks]

i go to a pretty up-tight highschool, and im always reluctant to ask a kid i havent seen before, or a lower/upperclassmen whether he/she smokes or not. there are kids there im surprised can breath with all that V. principal ass in their face.:D

anyway, how do you go about asking kids if they smoke without giving away that you get torched?:confused:

thanks

who knows, all my friends know i smoke and im not ashamed of it, you shouldn't be either

[lagstronaut]

just say "hey do you like to smoke pot", why tip-toe around the subject mentioning dragons :confused:

[SmokinSumWeedo]

damn ive got an idea..make some small talk or somthing then be like i hafta write up a paper on MJ tonight for health man, sucks ass. It might go well from there.
hmmm...or find out some stoner word that most regular ppl have never heard or kno...like umm ...shiiit. maybe like dro or doobie ..man idk

[pbzeppelin90]

lmao @ Shoi.

good suggestions. im not ashamed of smoking, but at my school there are major ass-kissers. if you even mention cheeba around someone else, a VP will be on you so fast.

i think ill try out smokinsumweedo's idea.

*im still laughing from Shoi*

haha

[rabbitslayer]

Just make lots of weed references/jokes and see if they get them or laugh or whatever...

Like this...

Me: Hey man, what you do all summer?
Some dude I just met: Yknow... nothin much
Me: Ahh yeah... lots of deep breathing and coughing?
dude: haha yeah
Me: yeah me too :dance:

OK that's probably not the best example, but you get the idea... If they have no idea what you are talking about, they probably don't smoke. If they figure out what you are talking about and they aren't cool with bud just say you were talking about hookah...

[pbzeppelin90]

^^^ another great idea. i tried this one once.

me: hey you new here?
him: ya, moved here from california
me: lucky
him: ya california is pretty cool, lots of sun, cool place.
me: to name a few good things right? ;) (not actually a wink but in the winking tone. you know what im tryin to say)
him: i guess
me:...
him: what were you talking about
me: ... cheeba
him: that latin singer?
me: >.< ... ya

theres only a few kids around im curious about. i need some new shit. you can never really judge a book by its cover. im in all ap classes, and have a 104 gpa, but i smoke every weekend just about.

[JordaN23]

or u couldhave a convo like this:

you: hello, person. what do you think of dragons
person: why, i find them rather interesting. why do you present this query?
you: well, i was wondering about where you stand on "magic" dragons
person: i beg your pardon, "magic" dragons?
you: you know, the kind you puff
person: why i have no idea what you are talking about.
you: ahh, well, good day sir
person: good day

this is an example of some one who doesnt smoke
or
it could go like this

you: hello, person(B).
person(B): hey dude
you: person(B), do you think that magic dragons should be used?
person(B): dude thats what i was thinking
you: neat-o
person(B): lets meet at 4 00
you: do u mean 4 20?
person(B): yes, i was testing you
you: very well
person(B): cool cool
you: so do we meet at 4 00 or 4 20?
person(B): i have a dentist apointment today
you: that sux
person(B): i no rite?
you: ya i feel you.... well tommorow then?
person(B): sure, 4 00 or 4 20?
you: ill need to check my dayplanner....
person(B): ahh yes so should i
you: im free at 4 20
person(B): so am i
you: excelent
person(B): where should we meet at
you: hmm, i think we could meet at my house my parents arent home
person(B): ok that sounds good, you got any?
you: yes i have a big we can "use" that
person(B): ok i will bring the "munchies"
you: great we'll be all set
person(B): ya i look forward to it greatly
you: as do I
person(B): wait, do u have a piece
you: actually, no i dont, it broke recently
person(B): o that sucks ass
you: ya i loved it, i named it, but my sadness prevents me from saying its name
person(B): i understand many, ill bring my roor bong
you: wow thats pretty cool
person(B): its one of thoes rlly big ones with all the fancy stuff
you: ya they look cool
person(B): thats why i bought it
you: well that will make our afternoon more enjoyable i think
person(B): it should, well i need to go
you: ok ill cya tomorow
person(B): bye

ROFL. :rasta: