People's Careers/jobs?

[FeastonThisSHITT]

What's your job? I am a proprietary stock trader (basicaly trade stocks all day, using a companies money hundreds of trades)


Sorry if there is already a thread like this but it obviously is old and coul use a new/updated one.

[dryst]

hmm i been thinkin about investin some cash in the stock market...i been watchin it a lil but not sure wat to do...got any tips? :D

by the way...i sell drugs...lol

[lagstronaut]

on my way to apprenticing as an electrician

[FeastonThisSHITT]

I wouldn't be any good to give yoyu stock tips because of the way I trade. I make money on stocks that are doing well or bad, Basicaly I make a bunch of small trades all day gathering profit little at a time. When I get good they give me more money to work with and I make more and more each day.

A solid trader will make about 7-10 k a month, which is what I am working up to.

I've sold drugs, but I hated it because I hate running around and talking and meeting with people. I quit selling drugs when I got jacked at knifepoint.

[BizzleLuvin]

i'm a dog groomer... and i love my job

[FeastonThisSHITT]

i'm a dog groomer... and i love my job

That sounds cool, what are the qualifications?

[FeastonThisSHITT]

If you wanna stock tip PFE is rising like a boner on an old uncle lester watching a child's birthday party.

[Tots]

I am unemployed. But I used to work as a CREW LEAD at a movie theatre, it was terrible so I quit

[az666]

I'm just about to start working again.

Retail in a music shop


Seems like a pretty cool job! Just for a year or so.

[MistaPoleeseMan]

Im an amatuer gynecologist.

[friendowl]

professional muff diver

[FeastonThisSHITT]

Oh, so you look at fuckin disgusting, foamy cunts all day?

[FeastonThisSHITT]

professional muff diver

Drug dealer, gotcha

[hahaitsdoogle]

Im an amatuer gynecologist.

Oh really

[friendowl]

hey feast what kind of stocks can you hook me up with for twelve bucks

[graph]

I'm onna those people you call when you want a website built or something like that. Then you never call again when I tell you my prices.

[FeastonThisSHITT]

hey feast what kind of stocks can you hook me up with for twelve bucks

I probably have a lil something for ya. Put on an ass condome and I'll hook you right up with some stocks.

[FeastonThisSHITT]

I'm onna those people you call when you want a website built or something like that. Then you never call again when I tell you my prices.

You make your living totaly out of this?


Oh ya I forgot to say, I come into work stoned off my ass and leave even more stoned. I just smoke joints all day while I trade, no one cares.

[birdgirl73]

I was an executive speechwriter until two weeks ago.

Now I'm a medical student. A tired one. And this was only the second day.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'm a photographer.

[CBsDankNugs]

diswasher and busboy at an italian restaruant. free food is the best part of any restaruant job.

[benagain]

CSR = Customer Service Rep. I do customer service/tech support from home. Thank god for for VOIP. I never have to get dressed for work.

[paramagic]

paramedic-any others?

[El Digital]

i work in IT

[friendowl]

hey paramagic
i spent many dizzy moments in the back of the ambulance
i worked for amr a long time ago

but the images are still very fresh

[birdgirl73]

I'm a former fire dept paramedic, Paramagic. That's the job that originally got me interested in going to medical school. And I'm fairly certain that when I'm through, I may well be interested in emergency medicine. I like the fact that it's always different.

I don't know about you, but back in my ambulance-work days, drunk driving accidents were the worst. I could take almost everything else pretty well. But those never failed to tear my heart out. Because they were so totally preventable.

[WeedGremblin]

I work in demolition, never a boring day :)

[hutch b tokin]

carpenter, borinngg

[LuckyNiner]

I'm a shift lead at a movie theatre. The pay is horrible (7.50 an hour, minimum wage in CA is 6.75), I work too much, but I like my co-workers. We smoke in the back when possible.

Paramedics, eh? Now there's one job you definitely cannot smoke on.

[Nightstar]

I'm a punch operator.

Lot's of hevy lifting and pulling sheet metal :) and the machine is loud when punching thick metal so ear plugs come in handy.

[Kryzco]

Oh man I hated my factory job

it sucked

decent pay but boring as fuck and they did random drug tests

but now i dispatch at a tow truck company, pays pretty decent and I basically get paid to do whatever I please cuz I work on slow days

and no drug test hell my bosses know I smoke, I choose not to smoke at work yet because I just started a month ago and I like my job too much to lose it