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Eternalxxxchaos
08-14-2006, 11:00 PM
... What do outdoor cats do when they're outside?

MaryJaneScott
08-14-2006, 11:03 PM
i don't know... but i'm on a mission to find out...
right...

NOW

flamingskullballs
08-14-2006, 11:03 PM
thats not the real question

the real question is...what happens when you put your hand around a firecracker?

then apply that to your whole body

and then choose a religion

friendowl
08-14-2006, 11:41 PM
outdoor cats do the opposite of indoor cats
and they kill lil babies when they sleep

BizzleLuvin
08-15-2006, 12:06 AM
they stalk things and leave the dead carcasses on the doorstep. then at night they fuck, fight and wake the neighbors. damn cats.

BongSmokityDuo
08-15-2006, 12:20 AM
I want to be a cat in another life. Maybe I already was?

Genuine17
08-15-2006, 02:14 AM
one of my cats kills mice the others sit on the deck and one just does laps around the house

Tots
08-15-2006, 02:18 AM
haha this question kicks ass. My old outdoor cat got in a fight with an owl! It had a huge gash above its right eye that it needed to get stitches for but this bigass grey owl was dead on our backsteps! My new cat just rolls around in the fucken dirt and jumps at fireflies and shit.

The Figment
08-15-2006, 07:52 AM
Get Fleas!

MaryJaneScott
08-15-2006, 01:30 PM
i have an indoor/outdoor cat.
as near as i can tell, when he is outside... he spends his time standing by the door waiting to be let inside:
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and when he's inside... he spends his time standing by the door waiting to be let outside:
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dankman
08-15-2006, 03:37 PM
^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
I

chris40
08-15-2006, 06:08 PM
THEY PEWP

pixel
08-15-2006, 07:05 PM
my cat is a straight up sleep all day hunt all night killer. we have a bone yard on our side yard behind this tree... mice, chipmunks, squirells, you name it, he's killed it and left it on the porch or on the side yard

Professor Dan K.
08-15-2006, 07:58 PM
My cat is so damn cool, he's old but still a hard ass. So my sister brought this kitten home for christmas, and it was really playful and always got in fights with my other cat. I would sit there and watch as my old cat would walk by and the kitten would jump out from behind the chair and try and attack the older cat. the older one didnt have claws but still won every time. He would take his paws and just smack the kitten in the head and send him flying. My parents made me give the kitten away because it was picking on the older one, which pissed me off because i thought it was funny as hell to get blazed and watch them fight each other.... but what can you do?

oliwog
08-15-2006, 08:58 PM
really tho a discussion on what cats do if ya ask me they go get high i know my mates cat used to love it the ol blowbacks from a j hed then wonder off an not return for days i suppose you gotta point where do they go

Genuine17
08-16-2006, 12:32 AM
THEY PEWP


rofl hahahaha

CBsDankNugs
08-16-2006, 02:32 AM
ive got a stray outside my house. someome come take it please. i think someone just dumped him off.