Will a colonoscopy help me pass a urine test?

[Wolfy]

Hey everyone, I have a urine test coming up for a new job and I also have a colonoscopy this week. I'm just wondering if it will help me pass my test. I will be drinking Glycolax forumla the day before the test. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks!

[SmokingPlatypus]

No, of course not. Your colon is your anus and your large intestine, which is what is looked at during your colonoscopy. That has nothing to do with the quality of your urine.

[jamstigator]

Unless he connects the output of his penis hose to the output of his colon hose. Of course, doing this voids all warranties and may result in a massive fecal explosion.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Hey everyone, I have a urine test coming up for a new job and I also have a colonoscopy this week. I'm just wondering if it will help me pass my test. I will be drinking Glycolax forumla the day before the test. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks!
Someone just posted about colonics and I answered in there too. The massive laxatives you will take for the colonoscopy might help get rid of a little of the THC from your body but not much because some THC is eliminated in the feces. I wouldn't rely on the Glycolax to make a dent in your levels.

[DoctorCubensis]

Hey everyone, I have a urine test coming up for a new job and I also have a colonoscopy this week. I'm just wondering if it will help me pass my test. I will be drinking Glycolax forumla the day before the test. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks!

No.