QUESTION FOR THE HARDCORE SMOKERS

[friendowl]

how bad do you need to smoke bud?

lets say for whatever reason you ended up in prison with a 15
year sentence.your sitting in your cell 23 1/2 hours a day by yourself
a black prison guard comes up to your cell and shows you a a straight
pound of some of the best weed youve ever seen.he also has a glass piece
and two lighters.he' stells you that you can have it all if you only
suck his dick and swallow his nut

WOULD YOU DO IT ?

another one

say theres this old man who hates his wife.she dont smoke weed and is always bitching and ruining the old guys high
he grows some medical shit and hes got lots and lots of good weed.
hes been doing this for like 25 years but not one day of peace cuz the bitch wont shut up.so the old guy asks you to take the old lady hiking
and push her off a cliff.if you suceed at bringing him his peace
he will give you 4 ozs of the best buds every week for a year

WOULD YOU DO IT ?

[Big Calhoun]

1st one...No. The need to smoke is never THAT bad.

2nd one...meh, I might think it over. Depends how much I can get for reselling the 4 Zs.

[the joint meister]

1st one: hell no

2nd one: i don't really eva wanna kill some one so his old ass can doit if he wants 2

[Dromiderry]

1st one: hell no

2nd one: i don't really eva wanna kill some one so his old ass can doit if he wants 2

No and no but interesting scenarios, its really funny i need some bad just now, ive thought about Brassing my case (knocking on a dealers door who dont know me and asking hiim lol) but even that one i just thought nah i dont need it that much, so killing or sooking root is a big no no, thats for the smack heads.

[jcrook5]

1st : My immediate outside of jail reponse is fuck no, but i spent like five days in jail and i wanted weed pretty bad, well not bad enough to do any gay shit. but if u had life in prison your mind might change.

2nd: Honestly if he was a really good hearted guy and the woman was truley an awful bitch thtat made everyones lives crappy, and i knew i wouldnt get caught then i would do it. But if i got caugh then i might end up in situation 1

[UMrocksmysocks]

if i did either of those it would be the second,,, but you'd have to get me good and drunk so i dont remember :)

[Oneironaut]

Scenario 1: No. Even if I was willing to suck a guy's dick for a pound of weed, there's no way I could keep that hidden in my cell.

Scenario 2: No. I couldn't kill someone unless I felt my life (or the life of someone I care about) was in danger, or they did something really really horrible to deserve it, like raping babies. Just being a bitch isn't enough to make me kill someone, no matter what the reward is.

[NightProwler]

i would never consider the first one
the second one i would tell the guy to just give me some for keeping his secret. he can kill her but i wouldnt.

[amsterdammed]

1. no
2. for that much weed, i'd have a good think about it

[fight your radio]

nah to both.

[Nochowderforyou]

how bad do you need to smoke bud?

lets say for whatever reason you ended up in prison with a 15
year sentence.your sitting in your cell 23 1/2 hours a day by yourself
a black prison guard comes up to your cell and shows you a a straight
pound of some of the best weed youve ever seen.he also has a glass piece
and two lighters.he' stells you that you can have it all if you only
suck his dick and swallow his nut

WOULD YOU DO IT ?

another one

say theres this old man who hates his wife.she dont smoke weed and is always bitching and ruining the old guys high
he grows some medical shit and hes got lots and lots of good weed.
hes been doing this for like 25 years but not one day of peace cuz the bitch wont shut up.so the old guy asks you to take the old lady hiking
and push her off a cliff.if you suceed at bringing him his peace
he will give you 4 ozs of the best buds every week for a year

WOULD YOU DO IT ?

1. No, I don't think so. I mean, I'm there for 15yrs, how hard can it be to score some hash, in jail. :p

2. Yes, I would. That may be sick, but at that moment, I'm not thinking about forgiveness. I'm just there to arrange the meeting between her and God. Ha ha!!

I don't know really. It all depends on my current situation in life, and with weed at that moment, so it's hard to give a serious answer, but I mean if the old bitch made me miserable and pissed me off a lot, I wouldn't think wtwice about it. :D

[WakingDream]

People dont suck dick for weed. They do for crack. Get your drugs strait son.

[cannabis campbell]

1. NO

2. Well i would try :)

[friendowl]

to all who responded no
to the sucking the root noodle
i bet you would do it [hahahaha]

[The Big Easy]

1. No I would not suck his dick, I would however pretend like I was going to then cut his penis off with a knife made from a sharpened sewage pipe. I would take his weed while he lay bleeding on the ground and make a run for it.
2. No I would not kill a person for weed. Why doesnt the old bastard get a divorce and smoke his happy little ass till he dies.

[chris420]

1) No
2) Not for bud only for one year. If the guy accepts me taking all his plants except one then I'll consider that matter.

[WeedGremblin]

1- Fuck the wanna be pig guards

2- Yes, what can I say, I love weed enough to shove some lady off a cliff for 13 lbs of medical grade marijuana. I dont know how you could say no to 13 lbs of medical marijuana if you have ever smoked top shelf MMJ. Id probably do alot worse anyways....

[MistaPoleeseMan]

Lag is gay.

[friendowl]

mista police man
where you stay at
what city homie

[MistaPoleeseMan]

Ill just say Marietta, Ga. In that general area.

My fuckin post got deleted. What it said was there is no need to suck dick for weed in jail cuz weed is always available in jail. And you would be a dickhead for having your wife pushed off a cliff, aswell as you would be a dickhead for doin it for weed.

[Jongbong]

1 = no, marijuanna does not make you gay
2 = no, marijuanna does not kill

[graph]

To the first question, there's better ways of finding weed in jai and you'd be able to find something in 15 years. Besides, sucking a guy's dick in jail is gonna label you a certain type of guy and you'd never see the end of it.

To the second, I'd need a lot more bud. I understand it's an easy scenario, but I'd need at least a pound or more. Not because it's killing someone, just the principal of the fact that I'd be committing a felony for someone else for just 1200 bucks.

[t3chyo]

the first question should edited, when will the prison guard come up to you in that 15 year sentence? If it was year in,2 or more you would probably be over smoking pot...

[FeastonThisSHITT]

1. I would break both that mutherfuckers arms as he stuck em thru the door and smoke as much weed as I could and swallow some in a baggie before they haul me off. I would at the same time rat out the cop.

2. I would break both that mutherfuckers arms and jack his weed for trying to get his wife killed. Then I would tell the cops that he attempted to get me to assassinate his wife for weed, so I put him on citizen's arrest and the poor bastard's arms broke.