the age old question

[misslilith]

I dare to ask the age old question:
If your mother turned into marijuana... would you smoke her?:confused:

[crudemood]

if it wasnt harvested yet and still in the veg stage i'd probably just pick clones off her and grow her. she'll still be able to regenerate too.
but id leave the mother plant alone, i would enjoy her company. :)

[shoi]

is she alive like a human or just alive like a plant?

[misslilith]

just a plant

[yoda]

yes, and when im out, id prolly smoke myself cause if she was pot, maybe i am too

[litoz22]

ur trippin me out stoppp:stoned: lollllllllllll

[shoi]

i dotn think id smoke her but i mite use seeds from her to make many new plants....

[Captain Hanks]

lol, what kind of question is that? never heard of it

[misslilith]

Oh good thinkin shoi!

[misslilith]

and captain hanks, i dont know what kind of question that is. it made its way into my mind from a place unknown to me. i just thought that someone might know the answer.

[Inferius]

It would be dirt weed. Lowest of the schwag. I'd prolly have to pay someone to take it off my hands...

[graph]

Finally! I ask myself this question all the time! Sometimes I can't sleep at night, just asking myself "do I have it in me to smoke my mom, if in fact she turned into a plant?" I mean, I ask everyone I meet that question. They put me in this place with padded walls, but at least the happy drugs help me sleep!

I'd do the clone thing. I mean, she'd be a mother plant, after all.

[ChronicMike]

Idk, but the true question is if you did...would it be murder or illegal for just having her?

[misslilith]

Wow, these are all good answers. I feel like this needs to be an international weed-smoker's poll. spread the word. ask your family, friends, and co-workers. this is a very important subject, and we need to get to the bottom of it!

[stinkyganja69]

thats so funny my friend asked me this the other day

[misslilith]

no way! i just thought of it off the top of my head! is your friend weird like me? the fact that two people thought of this strange question is just wild to me!

[SpiritLevel]

Mother Plant all the way.. Best possible environment to keep her alive for ever... Clones for many family generations to come.. I wouldn't smoke the mother, just the clones.. I wonder if you could keep a mother plant in the family for 200 years.. Just keep handing the biatch down in her 420L easy to transport flower bed...

[Damon32]

That's supposed to be an age old question?

Never heard it before............

[jamstigator]

My woman asked me a similar question. She asked me if I'd eat her, if we went down in the Andes or something, and there was no other choice. I said yes, I'd eat her, but being the kind-hearted gentleman that I am, I would share her legs with her. She got pissed! So I didn't mention that the idea of sharing her legs with her is to keep the *rest* of her nice and fresh...for later. Lol!

[daima]

I dare to ask the age old question:
If your mother turned into marijuana... would you smoke her?:confused:

smoking her sounds better than making butter out of her and eating her. no confusion there.:thumbsup:

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

[misslilith]

you guys are all so wise!

[WeedGremblin]

So you guys would cut off a part of your mother then you grow her, FLOWER her, kill her, dry her, and finally get fuckin high off her remains?

SO WOULD I

I LOVE WEED YOU GUYS!

[BongSmokityDuo]

I would definitely take clones off of her for along time. My mother's a stoner, she'd understand. I'd expect her to do the same to me if I turned into a lovely cannabis plant. Except I guess I wouldn't produce any nugs, damn.

[misslilith]

i would give my weed mommy hits of herself

[the joint meister]

hell yea i would smoke that mother fuckin bitch of a mom i had if i new whur da fuck she is

[NightProwler]

yea dude,,,,

[KLAW]

if you used her seeds to grow new plants and you smoked those plants would that be like smoking your sisters, but i could prolly do that easier than my own mom.

[chris420]

why the hell not ? If she turns into a weed plant then her purpose to exist would be me to smoke her right?
If my mom were to be reincarnated into a weed plant then I'd clone her into several plants and leave the mother plant alone as a sacred plant not to be smoked from except for 2 days every week. After I have smoked the mother plant for a year then I would replant it in a jungle near a waterfall and then plant myself. I just hope no destructive homo sapien comes and unbalances the nature in the area while I'm planted there. Once that happens I'll just replant in a new galaxy :stoned:

[BizzleLuvin]

ummmm...no. i'd probably end up with nightmares about being spanked with a hairbrush. creepy

[SpiritLevel]

why the hell not ? ...leave the mother plant alone as a sacred plant not to be smoked from except for 2 days every week. ...I would replant it in a jungle near a waterfall and then plant myself. I just hope no destructive homo sapien comes and unbalances the nature in the area while I'm planted there. Once that happens I'll just replant in a new galaxy :stoned:


I fink u smoke tooooooo much dope lol
How sacred is a plant that u smoke from 2 days of every week lol
How do you plant urself if u is a plant lol
How does a plant get to a new galaxy lol

My weed is shit, I want some of what ur toking on

[SocksThaClown]

I would answer this questions but i find it a little bit disturbing...














probably would.

[misslilith]

Ha ha! all very wise answers, evrybuddy. :thumbsup: