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Nochowderforyou
08-12-2006, 12:34 AM
...isn't that gross? My folks are visiting and mom just downed a bottle of Chianti in about an hour. She spilled the last glass all over the counter, red wine too! :( and now that that bottle is finished, she's moved onto drinking Captain Morgan.

I came up here just to get away from her talking. :p Plus my pizza won't be done for another 15minutes.

He else hates it when their mom gets drunk? :p

MeatRulz
08-12-2006, 12:38 AM
Dude i also hate it when my mom gets drunk but she is an alcholic and i have to deal with it everyday :(

mojoke
08-12-2006, 12:43 AM
i hear you man...my mom drinks a bottle a night, just gotta remember that it's not your fault and there is nothing you can do about it. her choice.

Big Calhoun
08-12-2006, 01:00 AM
That was me back in the day. My parents used to drink like fishes. My step dad would drink a case of Meister-Brau (BLECH!!) and my mother would drink SOuthern COmfort and Coke. To this day, I still haven't had anything with Southern Comfort.

But luckily, my mother stopped drinking years ago. Sometimes though, I wish she'd start again...she was more quiet and less annoying back then.

orangeman
08-12-2006, 01:03 AM
Damn, yo mom is a pro :p. Anyways I dont worry about my mom drinkin, but I do worry the fuck out of my mom picking me up high. Last time she picked me up high we were half way to our destination and she turned back around because she forgot her shades at the house lol! Man it was so crazy. We were on our way to pick up my sister, for some reason somethin told me to remind my mom what we were doin and she was like "oh.." xD. If I didnt remind her she would've passed the street my sister was on but I dunno where the hell we would have went hahah.

smartuser
08-12-2006, 01:44 AM
is she hot?

NextLineIsMine
08-12-2006, 01:58 AM
Two things that make me really uncomfortable: Seeing sex scenes in movies that im watching with my parents, and seeing them tips

buddymyfriend
08-12-2006, 02:04 AM
...isn't that gross? My folks are visiting and mom just downed a bottle of Chianti in about an hour. She spilled the last glass all over the counter, red wine too! :( and now that that bottle is finished, she's moved onto drinking Captain Morgan.

I came up here just to get away from her talking. :p Plus my pizza won't be done for another 15minutes.

He else hates it when their mom gets drunk? :p

Hmmm, a bottle of vino in an hour.....doesn't seem like a biggy to me. Probably because I'm from the UK, the Kings of binge drinkers!

Peace

Buddy

Its a Plant
08-12-2006, 02:06 AM
My dad likes to call me when he's wasted a lot of the time and try to lecture me about petty shit, so yes, I feel your pain.

Alcoholic parents are a nightmare. I'm fairly certain that it will be the booze that kills my poppa, even though he tried to do it himself in April, so even more of a reason for him NOT to be drinking now, yet he is. *sighs* He actually borrowed $70 from me for "gas" but I recently found out I funded his beer for the weekend. It just tears me up inside that he's only making his depression worse, but there's not much I can do at this point. He's a seasoned drinker, and will remain one until his liver keils out on him.

delta9thc06
08-12-2006, 02:52 AM
My dad use to be a real bad alcoholic, and i remember him sitting in my basement for hours drinking beer outta the keg nozzle and watching football.He started goin to AA meetings and now he has been sobre for almost 10 years, but he has leukemia and alot of other things wrong with him that he blames on his years of drinking.

tyrantowns
08-12-2006, 03:04 AM
I just got back from CostCo, and some lady had like 20 fuckin bottles of wine.. I was like DAMN!

Love Street
08-12-2006, 03:10 AM
these posts are why i try to keep my poison drinking to a minimum

delta9thc06
08-12-2006, 03:19 AM
I kno i am very suseptable to becoming an alcoholic so i try to stay away from drinking as much as possible, but i do it occasionally when theres no reefer around.

hahaitsdoogle
08-12-2006, 03:36 AM
Everyone on my dads side are avid drinkers, which means i am very easily drawn into the alchoholic " family trait " along with itsaplant; my dad will remain a 24 Pack every 2 days Drinker, and drink untill his liver keils out on him..


so i try and stay away. Alchoholics are deushes...

benagain
08-12-2006, 03:37 AM
Weeee! Sounds like your mom had a fun night :D Not a bad way to kick off the weekend :dance:

budsmoker
08-12-2006, 03:42 AM
i come from a family of alcoholics

Its a Plant
08-12-2006, 04:07 AM
...and drink untill his liver keils out on him..
Haha, either I'm really high, or you and I used the same phrase. Like, the exact same phrase.


...and will remain one until his liver keils out on him.
Cool? Or creepy? Haha. Get out of my head!

Cheers! :thumbsup:

TheFatKid
08-12-2006, 05:27 AM
my dad used to drink, it would kill me inside every day. the only benefit of it was him letting me do shit i wouldn't be able to do, like drive his car, or hit him in the nuts really hard.

tootsie roll
08-12-2006, 05:57 AM
i come from a family of alcoholics


My biological family are/were drinkers. I can never have just one drink so I prefer to just not drink. I recently stayed with my biobrother he's single (no kidding) and all he had in the house was booze. No food.:( It was sad and I couldn't wait to get back home.:(
He'll probably die from it.

The Observer
08-12-2006, 12:12 PM
Two things that make me really uncomfortable: Seeing sex scenes in movies that im watching with my parents, and seeing them tips


Yeah, me too. I always don't know how to act when a sex scene comes on. Talk about akward.

Rarrr
08-12-2006, 02:33 PM
My mums bad enough without alcohol. Fortunately I dont live with her anymore :)

Nochowderforyou
08-12-2006, 03:24 PM
Well, mom has a good headache this morning. I don't know what time she stayed up boozing until, but I came up this morning and talked in a loud voice, "hey mom! How's IT GOING?!" :D She cringed. :p

They aren't alcoholics, my folks just like to have a good time. Hell, they're retired, so they deserve a good time.

I just hate it when she gets tipsy. She talks too much and it annoys the hell out of me.

Oh well, there's aanother bottle waiting for her in the rack for tonight. :p

zeebo phillips
08-12-2006, 03:57 PM
I pretty much lived in a frat house from the ages of 7-13. Beer was ALWAYS in full supply (1 keg every week), my step-dad's friends were always over, and they were always drunk (same with my mom). My mom didn't know how to cook, so when she made dinner it was Mac N' Cheese and shit like that.

My mom started drinking heavily after my sister was born. She would just totally zone out of reality. I would look in the garbage before I left for school, and then check it when I came back. There were literally 16/24 cans everyday. When she bought alcohol, she started titling it "miscellaneous" in her checkbook so my step-dad wouldn't get mad at her. She's stupid because he found out anyway from the checking statements.

Eventually, when I was in 8th grade, she told me she was going to AA. Now she's fine and just smokes pot with me because we both agree that AA shouldn't be against pot because it's an all natural plant.

Oh the joys of alcohol. One day your mom will realize what she's doing. I NEVER in my life thought that my mom would stop. I was in fucking shock when she told me. It was a miracle.

delta9thc06
08-12-2006, 07:39 PM
Ya my mom told my dad if he didnt stop she was gonna leave him, thats why he started goin to AA.

Towelie
08-12-2006, 07:42 PM
He else hates it when their mom gets drunk? :p


Its crazy my mom gets all asky like get me this I need that but sometimes its funny.

Skink
08-12-2006, 09:50 PM
When I was 13 my freinds mom was a drunk,A pretty one to... She was my first sexual experience...

Jongbong
08-12-2006, 11:46 PM
When I was 13 my freinds mom was a drunk,A pretty one to... She was my first sexual experience...

thats fucked up...

Skink
08-22-2006, 10:29 PM
Yes,,,I have the memory scars to prove it...

Nochowderforyou
08-22-2006, 10:30 PM
When I was 13 my freinds mom was a drunk,A pretty one to... She was my first sexual experience...

Really? Your friends mom was your first? Ha ha! That's classic! :thumbsup:

I would have boned my buddies mom when I was that age. She was hot! Hell, I'd still bone her. :p

DannyMan
08-22-2006, 10:33 PM
...isn't that gross? My folks are visiting and mom just downed a bottle of Chianti in about an hour. She spilled the last glass all over the counter, red wine too! :( and now that that bottle is finished, she's moved onto drinking Captain Morgan.

I came up here just to get away from her talking. :p Plus my pizza won't be done for another 15minutes.

He else hates it when their mom gets drunk? :p

That reminds me of my mom.. exactly.
Last Xmas my bro and I went to the rents' house for dinner.. and to our great surprise mommy had already downed half the bottle of fucking Porto and was now drinking margaritas. She spilled her drinks about 3 times and kept fucking up at cooking (and she's an excellent cook). She's just too crazy sometimes.. I guess she passed this side of hers onto me as well.. ;)

Yikers
08-22-2006, 10:48 PM
NiIce how old was she?

mmmresin
08-22-2006, 11:09 PM
...isn't that gross? My folks are visiting and mom just downed a bottle of Chianti in about an hour. She spilled the last glass all over the counter, red wine too! :( and now that that bottle is finished, she's moved onto drinking Captain Morgan.

I came up here just to get away from her talking. :p Plus my pizza won't be done for another 15minutes.

He else hates it when their mom gets drunk? :p

R U JEALOUS U R NOT DRUNK?

GO DO A BONG HIT AND LEAVE HER ALONE

GhostOfGanja
08-23-2006, 05:30 AM
When I was 13 my freinds mom was a drunk,A pretty one to... She was my first sexual experience...

Did your friend ever find out?? Did you actually have intercourse? Give us the details lol.

Captain Hanks
08-23-2006, 05:35 AM
...isn't that gross? My folks are visiting and mom just downed a bottle of Chianti in about an hour. She spilled the last glass all over the counter, red wine too! :( and now that that bottle is finished, she's moved onto drinking Captain Morgan.

I came up here just to get away from her talking. :p Plus my pizza won't be done for another 15minutes.

He else hates it when their mom gets drunk? :p

lucky for me my parents don't get drunk, my mom only drinks on special occasions...

my dad drinks daily but never goes past a moderate buzz

enthused
08-23-2006, 07:22 AM
i love when my mom gets drunk.......cause thats the only time she lightens up and has a good time. no yelling

walpurgis
08-23-2006, 10:10 AM
my mom doesnt drink much....but she likes heroin


:(

SocksThaClown
08-23-2006, 10:37 AM
is she hot?

I don't know why, but that's what i asked in my head too.(no offense or anything Nochowderforyou)

Nochowderforyou
08-23-2006, 05:04 PM
R U JEALOUS U R NOT DRUNK?

GO DO A BONG HIT AND LEAVE HER ALONE

Ha ha! Shut up. :p I used to be an alcoholic for years junior, so I know what it's all about.

Skink
08-23-2006, 06:50 PM
Did your friend ever find out?? Did you actually have intercourse? Give us the details lol.

to be honest I wish I hadn't done it... the freind knew while it was happening...