Pride
08-11-2006, 03:45 AM
Smoked the fattest blunt I ever made mixed with mids and highs and tried hard wrapping that all up in a wet mango wrap. But because of my friends room, the messiness, the dust, the single window, it was all too hard to breath at all. To the point where breathing in air would just cause me to cough like a maniac. I had to get the fuck outta there.
Downtown Manhattan. 'Bout 1:35am I say.
I got corn fritos and hit the 23rd st subway.
I just missed the train and thought: "Holy Jesus God.. the next train won't come till another damn hour!!!" (the last regular train stops at 1:30)
I sit down on the bench waiting in the humidity. Eyes bloodshot.
Nothing but tired passengers waiting for the train and the midnight crackhead bothering everyone for a lighter:
"Y-YOU GOT A LIGHTER?! A LIGHTER!!! LIGHTER!"
Of all the luck, 3 drunken obese black girls entered the subway. They were loud. Damn loud. Fat and ugly too. The Mcdonalds in their hands didn't make them any prettier for sure. Only 1 sat next to me and gave me a long look until she finally blurted out: "YO I THINK THIS NIGGAS BRAINDEAD!"
It was true, I was dying there and have been there for 30 minutes already and finally just sat against my back comfortably zoning out to the wall almost dreaming and without moving. But when I heard that, my eyes rolled to her like "wtf, fuck you ya fat fuck".
Then the other 2 sat next to her/me and chatted loudly with their drunken slurs and laughs.
I have a feeling they wanted to annoy me for fun because they played this distorted song on their phone with the volume cranked up and I could tell they were looking at me to see if I was annoyed.
However I was very chill and wasn't annoyed at all by anything.
I let it slide.
I even nodded my head to their own music.
They could no longer wait, and took out their giant big macs.
I caught them chowing down on their fat burgers. It was disgusting yet funny. It was enjoyable watching hungry obese people eat. They had no respect for their bodies. None at all.
They chowed down quite noisily like an animal with their mouths open. They made noises with their chewing and burping and laughing. Everyone in the subway could hear them, and I was the one sitting next to them.
"I was right in the middle of the fucking reptile zoo! ..AND SOMEBODY WAS GIVING BOOZE TO THESE GOD DAMNED THINGS!!!"
The third woman that sat next to me was the nicer one though who didn't talk shit or anything. She asked me a question. I knew something was being directed at me. I looked to the left and the 2 fat mcdonalds bitches were looking at me waiting for an answer. Then I looked at the third nice one on the left sitting next to me. She asked: "Do you want to go home?"
"Oh, shit yea.. I'm dying..!"
"How long have you been waiting?"
"Oh.... like 30 minutes ago when I just missed the train.."
The train came 30 minutes later.
Dayum though, these bitches were straight outta something from the movie Soul Plane, mainly the security guards. They were obese, took no shit from no one and annoying. Real NWA niggas.
I love NY. :pimp:
Downtown Manhattan. 'Bout 1:35am I say.
I got corn fritos and hit the 23rd st subway.
I just missed the train and thought: "Holy Jesus God.. the next train won't come till another damn hour!!!" (the last regular train stops at 1:30)
I sit down on the bench waiting in the humidity. Eyes bloodshot.
Nothing but tired passengers waiting for the train and the midnight crackhead bothering everyone for a lighter:
"Y-YOU GOT A LIGHTER?! A LIGHTER!!! LIGHTER!"
Of all the luck, 3 drunken obese black girls entered the subway. They were loud. Damn loud. Fat and ugly too. The Mcdonalds in their hands didn't make them any prettier for sure. Only 1 sat next to me and gave me a long look until she finally blurted out: "YO I THINK THIS NIGGAS BRAINDEAD!"
It was true, I was dying there and have been there for 30 minutes already and finally just sat against my back comfortably zoning out to the wall almost dreaming and without moving. But when I heard that, my eyes rolled to her like "wtf, fuck you ya fat fuck".
Then the other 2 sat next to her/me and chatted loudly with their drunken slurs and laughs.
I have a feeling they wanted to annoy me for fun because they played this distorted song on their phone with the volume cranked up and I could tell they were looking at me to see if I was annoyed.
However I was very chill and wasn't annoyed at all by anything.
I let it slide.
I even nodded my head to their own music.
They could no longer wait, and took out their giant big macs.
I caught them chowing down on their fat burgers. It was disgusting yet funny. It was enjoyable watching hungry obese people eat. They had no respect for their bodies. None at all.
They chowed down quite noisily like an animal with their mouths open. They made noises with their chewing and burping and laughing. Everyone in the subway could hear them, and I was the one sitting next to them.
"I was right in the middle of the fucking reptile zoo! ..AND SOMEBODY WAS GIVING BOOZE TO THESE GOD DAMNED THINGS!!!"
The third woman that sat next to me was the nicer one though who didn't talk shit or anything. She asked me a question. I knew something was being directed at me. I looked to the left and the 2 fat mcdonalds bitches were looking at me waiting for an answer. Then I looked at the third nice one on the left sitting next to me. She asked: "Do you want to go home?"
"Oh, shit yea.. I'm dying..!"
"How long have you been waiting?"
"Oh.... like 30 minutes ago when I just missed the train.."
The train came 30 minutes later.
Dayum though, these bitches were straight outta something from the movie Soul Plane, mainly the security guards. They were obese, took no shit from no one and annoying. Real NWA niggas.
I love NY. :pimp: