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hahaitsdoogle
08-11-2006, 03:17 AM
some kid, a friend of a friend i got set up with,

upon asking the kid if he had money, he grabs inside the car, like a spiderman sized snatch, and grabs the quarter, and jumpes thru a patch of woods along the road and dips into a farm , me trying to get out the doors locked, im pumped and its not my car, so i freaked out by the time i got out he was waaaay far, call the kid i set it up with and he said hed left...

BITCH

Euphoric
08-11-2006, 03:19 AM
wow that is amazing

BabyFacedAbortion
08-11-2006, 03:19 AM
Wait, he stole your weed?

He can't hid forever, you'll find him eventually. Or call the cops on him :)

delta9thc06
08-11-2006, 03:26 AM
Stomp a mudhole in his ass.

orangeman
08-11-2006, 03:27 AM
Oh man, what a fuckin ho. When you catch him beat his ****** ass :D.

:eek: you'll never guess whats behind those stars lol!

cannabis campbell
08-11-2006, 03:41 AM
Lick!?

orangeman
08-11-2006, 03:47 AM
Lick!?

"Beat his lick ass?" LOL I dont think so.

delta9thc06
08-11-2006, 03:49 AM
I think it starts with a F and ends with a N but i doubt it ;)

cannabis campbell
08-11-2006, 03:50 AM
"Beat his lick ass?" LOL I dont think so.

shit my bad lol :stoned:

BloodAngel
08-11-2006, 03:56 AM
He reached straight into your car and grabbed your sack? Man, you got pwned... I guess you learned something there. I'd run his ass over

orangeman
08-11-2006, 04:40 AM
ROFL, how did you guess ^_^.

You must have SnadBoy's Revelation v2 xD.

Its a Plant
08-11-2006, 05:03 AM
I think my anger and adrenaline would have carried me as long as it took to get to that maggot and take back what's mine. It's just the principle of it all!

budsmoker
08-11-2006, 06:03 AM
Wait, he stole your weed?

He can't hid forever, you'll find him eventually. Or call the cops on him :)

hell no dont be a snitch

shoi
08-11-2006, 06:11 AM
hell no dont be a snitch

:p i dont think it would even be a good idea to call the cops


wat are u going to say? some kid stole my pot??

tootsie roll
08-11-2006, 06:17 AM
:p i dont think it would even be a good idea to call the cops


wat are u going to say? some kid stole my pot??

Bwahahahahaha!
Good one shoi.:thumbsup:

budsmoker
08-11-2006, 06:18 AM
:p i dont think it would even be a good idea to call the cops


wat are u going to say? some kid stole my pot??

and plus nobody likes snitches, at least i dont, i hate rats:mad:

Its a Plant
08-11-2006, 06:44 AM
Use this then!

The Figment
08-11-2006, 07:13 AM
I went to sell a sack to someone one time,handed him the baggie,he handed me a wad of bills,I looked at the bills...DOLLAR BILLS!!!! and two tickets to a Guns and Roses concert. By the time I looked up he was haulin ass down the street. He thought he could outrun someone twice his age...He did'nt know me very well,I ride a bicycle 30-50 miles a day,have for years!! Chased him down an alley,round a corner and caught him by his hair,snatched the sack back,stuffed the dollar bills in his mouth(By force) and kept the G&R tickets "For the Hassle"

Some people think Deadheads are stupid and out of shape:D

the joint meister
08-11-2006, 07:20 AM
I went to sell a sack to someone one time,handed him the baggie,he handed me a wad of bills,I looked at the bills...DOLLAR BILLS!!!! and two tickets to a Guns and Roses concert. By the time I looked up he was haulin ass down the street. He thought he could outrun someone twice his age...He did'nt know me very well,I ride a bicycle 30-50 miles a day,have for years!! Chased him down an alley,round a corner and caught him by his hair,snatched the sack back,stuffed the dollar bills in his mouth(By force) and kept the G&R tickets "For the Hassle"

Some people think Deadheads are stupid and out of shape:D

thats sum funny shit right thur:D just what i woulda dun:thumbsup:

jamstigator
08-11-2006, 09:55 AM
I went to a nearby filling station to buy a pack of smokes one night. It was late, like 3 AM. There was a black guy there too. Well, I pulled out a twenty to pay for the smokes, and this black guy snatches the bill and takes off running. I got pissed, and jumped in my car and squealed out after him. Ran him down for a couple of blocks before he figured out he was going to run out of energy before my car ran out of gas. His eyes in my headlights were filled with terror.

Then he ran down between two buildings, so I loudly screeched to a halt, jumped out of the car (but took the keys) and ran after him. By then he was way more tired than I was, so I ran him down before he reached the alley. I hit him in the stomach and he doubled over, then I kneed him in the balls and he collapsed. Then I kicked him until I heard something crack in his ribcage. While he was moaning and groaning on the ground, I checked him for my money, but he'd dropped the twenty somewhere, so I gave him one last kick (in the area where I'd heard a rib break), which produced the pleasing sound of a man in great pain, and left him there in the darkness between the buildings.

I bet that fucker doesn't try that again!

Inferius
08-11-2006, 10:12 AM
I don't understand this...
How fucking retarded do you have to be to pull this type of shit??
Theres just something about this type of thing that angers me Soooo fucking much. I couldn't even fathom pulling this type of thing.
fucking scumbags... :(

NightProwler
08-11-2006, 01:36 PM
wow. what a fucking idiot. find him and teach him a fucking lesson.

JR77
08-11-2006, 01:38 PM
Hunt him down like the dog he is....

Big Calhoun
08-11-2006, 02:14 PM
Well, you're probably never going to see him again so so much for trying to do another deal and sell him legal bud instead...

This is one of those rare times when I say...you know what needs to be done...respect and trust go hand in hand...

budsmoker
08-11-2006, 10:19 PM
Use this then!

ill use that next time;)

flamingskullballs
08-11-2006, 11:12 PM
He reached straight into your car and grabbed your sack?...im so immature...

YouD0nt
08-12-2006, 12:12 AM
:D sack.

But yah. hunt that fuckers ass down and pwn him reeeeeeaal nice. :thumbsup:

dryst
08-12-2006, 12:18 AM
u gotta make someone pay for that shit cause if it gets around that ur gettin bitched for some bud then this isnt the last time its gonna happen...trust me make an example outta this kid and people wont fuck with you:D

Nochowderforyou
08-12-2006, 12:38 AM
He reached in your car? That's not cool man. I would have slugged him upon entering.

Don't keep your weed in plain sight in your car either. It was obviously in a quick enough reach for someone to grab, or you let him take it. Duh!

mike jones
08-12-2006, 08:36 AM
...im so immature...

me too lol :D